I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 170 Get a Beating

Li Yan was speechless when he saw that the funny guy in his class not only told Jiang Yingzhu the news, but also found Hua Junshu, a math genius, through Jiang Yingzhu.

I politely asked if you wanted to eat, and you actually agreed! You even sat down first!
"Senior, if you want to know, just ask me directly. You don't need to do this."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu pouted, clearly displeased.

"What, you just answer my senior's question? You have no principles!"

"I'll tell you if you ask."

Li Yan glanced at her, then looked at Mei Mengqian, "You too."

Mei Mengqian's pouting lips immediately disappeared.

Yu Qingya felt like she was eating a juicy piece of gossip, her eyes gleaming, and she immediately asked:

"Then why do you always say 'Class monitor, aren't you' whenever those three ask you?"

Her voice trailed off, her gaze lingering on Li Yan and the other three.

The surrounding classmates, including Yu Bin, Lin Yufan, and others, also let out a long "Oh," which was meaningful and contained a variety of emotions.

Jiang Yingzhu feigned nonchalance, Mei Mengqian lowered her head and remained silent, and Hua Junshu had no expression.

Their gazes were intentionally or unintentionally drawn to Li Yan, with a somewhat chilling undertone.

Li Yan's forehead was sweating.

He didn't look at the three women, but at Yu Qingya.

"Qingya, actually, if you ask, I can tell you. Because I'm very loyal."

Yu Qingya was stunned, her expression changed, and she felt three pairs of eyes staring at her like ferocious beasts.

Before she could think further or consider the meaning behind Li Yan's words, she heard him say again:
"I only like pretty ones."

Yu Qingya breathed a sigh of relief. Hua Junshu glanced at Li Yan, his face still expressionless and aloof, but then seemed to smile before leaving.

Jiang Yingzhu snorted, glanced at him sideways, and left.

Mei Mengqian, who sat next to Li Yan, pursed her lips and continued working on her problems.

"cut!"

Lin Yufan curled her lip, thinking she was going to see a river of blood.

"I've learned something," Ma Liang said from behind, stroking his chin. "Brother Yan is really good at this."

“Liangzi, you can’t do it.” Ye Daijia, who was standing next to him, spoke up.

"Your looks can't keep up. Only a handsome guy like me can do this kind of peace-ending technique."

Ma Liang looked at Ye Daijia's round face, feeling unconvinced.

"Why not? Brother Ye, you're just average-looking. I'm the handsome one."

Xiao Yaya overheard their conversation nearby and immediately scoffed.

"You guys should take a piss and look at yourselves. You don't even have any good looks!"

Upon hearing the girl's words, Ma Liang immediately shrank back like a quail, but Ye Daijia retorted with a question.

"What do you mean I didn't?! What makes you think I didn't?!"

“Okay, you have it.” Xiao Yaya said with a smile. Before Ye Daijia could even be happy, she continued:

"Then let me ask you, you're good-looking, but has any girl ever liked you?"

The two were speechless, unable to refute.

Ye Daijia was even more silent than Ma Liang at this moment. He had pursued almost all the pretty girls in the class, but had not succeeded with any of them.

Xiao Yaya and her best friend Hu Die burst into mocking laughter upon seeing this.

"Speak up! Were you born unable to speak? Hehehe, you're just ugly, nobody likes you."

Ye Daijia's eyes lit up as if she had just thought of something.

"Who says no girls like me!"

"What do you say."

"My mom loves me."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Yaya and Hu Die laughed even louder, as did Zhou Haiyang and Cheng Yuan on the other side of the aisle.

Xiao Shuai and the others were also somewhat at a loss.

Xiao Yaya said, "Yes, yes! Your mom likes you. You and your mom can spend your whole life together, chubby baby."

"Fatty baby!" Cheng Yuan suddenly repeated, his tone sarcastic, and instantly, everyone around him burst into laughter.

Ye Daijia's face turned bright red. In her extreme anger, she chose to fight fire with fire, resulting in mutual harm.

"Xiao Yaya, tell me, is it because I didn't pursue you that you feel inferior? After all, I've only ever pursued pretty girls, and an ugly girl like you wouldn't even catch my eye!"

Ling Zhen started by self-destructing to prove her point and then counterattack, immediately drawing the attention of the surrounding students who were watching the spectacle to Xiao Ya Ya.

Attacking a guy's appearance might make him a little upset, but attacking a girl's appearance will only ignite her anger.

"What did you say!!!"

Xiao Yaya's shrill voice completely drowned out all the noise in the class. Her face was flushed with anger as she glared at Ye Daijia.

"If your eyesight is bad, go get glasses. Am I ugly? Don't you have any sense of aesthetics?!"

"Anxious!"

Ye Daijia pointed at her

"Why are you so agitated if you're not ugly? Why isn't Hu Die agitated? It's because I pursued her. You are ugly."

"me."

Xiao Yaya was speechless, her chest heaving.

Hu Die stood beside her, smiling as she advised, "Ya Ya, don't argue with a mentally challenged child."

Just then, Ye Daijia's voice suddenly broke in, "Hu Die, you want to prove her? Then admit that she's prettier than you, and that I'm blind."

Xiao Yaya looked at Hu Die, who opened her mouth, but how could she admit that she was inferior to her girlfriend?

"Ya Ya, you are really beautiful. Ye Daijia is just talking nonsense."

"Butterfly, I don't need your acknowledgment. Today I'll tear this blind fool apart."

Xiao Yaya glanced at Hu Die, then shook her off, angrily saying as she turned and scratched at Ye Daijia with her claws.

After venting her anger, Ye Daijia calmed down and realized that things were not going well. When she saw Xiao Yaya's colorful, needle-like nails, her face turned pale and she ran away.

"You, surnamed Ye, stop right there!"

"Don't chase me! I'll just stop here."

Zhang Wei, who witnessed the whole thing, clicked his tongue in amazement. "Brother Ye is getting better too. He actually has girls pursuing him."

"Brother Wei, do you want to be pursued like this?" Yu Bin asked.

"Forget it, Xiao Yaya's nails look like they've been poisoned."

Xiao Shuai, however, had a different opinion: "Brother Ye's skills when he's angry are quite terrifying. He really got Xiao Yaya really angry. What do you think, Brother Yan?"

"A role model for us all." Li Yan hadn't expected Ye Daijia to retaliate in such a way in her anger.

That anti-armor was well hidden.

"I think it's not good to let them attack each other personally; it won't solve the problem."

Mei Mengqian said that she used to transfer schools frequently, and being pretty didn't help her integrate well into new classes; instead, she was ostracized.

Some girls even spoke ill of her and speculated about the reasons why she transferred schools.

What? She had an abortion? She couldn't make a living in her old place anymore? And there are even more vulgar things.

As a result, when these rumors reached the ears of some boys with questionable morals, some of them came to confront them.

Mei Mengqian learned Sanda (Chinese kickboxing) under this background.

Li Yan and she were friends and knew some things about each other, so he didn't ask. It was Ye Hui who asked out of curiosity.

"What would you do if you were in that situation?"

"Give them a beating, hit them where it hurts."

Upon hearing this, Yu Bingyu, Qingya, Xiao Shuai, Zhang Wei, and the others in the front and back rows were all speechless.

"What a simple and unpretentious method!" Guo Cailing exclaimed.

"But girls can't beat boys, especially someone as strong as Ye Daijia, and I don't have Xiao Yaya's manicure to scare people."

"So we need to focus on the key points." Mei Mengqian seemed very happy to share this knowledge with Yu Qingya and the others without any shyness.

"For example, the eyes, nose, chin, throat, and between the legs are all weaknesses."

Yu Qingya and the others stared wide-eyed, as if they had discovered a new world.

The boys in the back row and around him shivered and looked at Li Yan with pity.

Lin Yufan asked curiously:

"Will this work? I'll panic in a real battle. I feel like we should just run away."

"You can practice at home first, and have your dad test it on you, just make sure he doesn't fight back."

Li Yan raised an eyebrow. He hadn't heard Mengmeng mention this before, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

Wow, you're quite the filial son!

"I see." Lin Yufan suddenly fell silent. She came from a single-parent family and only had her mother.

Yu Qingya noticed her emotions and immediately covered her hand, saying, "Fanfan, you can come to my house, I'll lend you my younger brother to fight." "How old is your brother? He's only in sixth grade, right?"

"But he's grown fast, he's even taller than me now."

With a chuckle, Yu Qingya whispered, "If we don't take advantage of his current mental age and fear of adults, we won't be able to bully him later."

"That's not good."

"It's okay, Fanfan. I secretly gave him toothpaste when he was little, and nothing happened."

"and after?"

"I spit bubbles all night. My parents didn't see it until the morning, but it had already dried up and it was nothing serious."

Lin Yufan nodded. "Thanks, Ya Ya."

Li Yan was having a hard time keeping his composure, but thankfully he didn't have a biological sister, only a cousin.

Just as he was about to hear more interesting stories, Yu Qingya and the others suddenly fell silent.

The entire classroom fell silent.

Li Yan remained unmoved, and sure enough, the classroom became lively again the next second.

Like a video playing on a loop.

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At noon, Li Yan took some time to check on the house renovation at the foot of Feiyun Mountain.

He demanded the best renovation materials, but he was also afraid that these people would use inferior materials or resort to underhanded tricks.

Constantly using his divine sense to monitor and remind people would be too troublesome, so after thinking about it, Li Yan called the person in charge of the cafeteria and asked him to come and keep an eye on things.

This man is a veteran of the 77 Company and has met Li Yan before.

He was also from Huangcheng, but he was sent back to his hometown to work and even received a subsidy. He was overjoyed.

Naturally, I will do my best.

Li Yan also felt that it was convenient to have someone to order around.

Back in the classroom, Mei Mengqian and Jiang Yingzhu were already taking a nap.

Li Yan was still awake. He took out his phone and opened the details page of his book on a certain platform. Sure enough, he saw a comment from a certain teacher.

A short essay.

She spoke veiledly, recounting all the negative reviews he had given her.

"Alliance leader?"

Okay, this is a positive review!
Li Yan silently removed his finger from the censorship button and clicked "Featured".

Take out your headphones, put them on, and scroll through short videos; before you know it, the afternoon is over.

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night
The bicycle made a barely audible rustling sound as it rolled over the road. Suddenly, Li Yan stopped.

"Let's go to the convenience store and buy some oden."

Upon hearing about food, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian agreed without hesitation.

Then I heard him say, "Could you pick up my package for me while you're at it?"

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Jiang Yingzhu rolled her eyes.

"Just pick up the package, why beat around the bush? What did you buy?"

"Books on gardening and planting."

"Elderly people!"

"You'll never get a good outcome from being scolded."

Jiang Yingzhu kept quiet for the time being, preparing to settle accounts with him after she had tasted the bitter fruit of his actions.

If she hadn't been penniless and her phone hadn't run out of battery, she wouldn't have been threatened by someone as insignificant as Li Yan.

I bought three servings of oden for ten yuan each. When I got home, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian started eating.

Li Yan put down the food, opened the package, and started testing the books in his hand one by one.

There are more than a dozen books in total, some of which are popular science books about plant seeds, but most are textbooks.

Li Yan has basically figured out the nature of the system.

Basically, textbooks for certain university majors can be tested to reveal cultivation techniques.

When his hand touched "Introduction to Horticulture", the system reacted instantly.

[Weapon Forging Technique - Wood Forging Level 1 detected]

Li Yan nodded, and as expected, continued the search.

From "An Introduction to Horticulture" to "Agricultural Biotechnology," about eight books illuminated this wooden frame.

Mei Mengqian saw him flipping through the books, while he had almost finished his oden.

She was still somewhat unsatisfied, glancing at Li Yan's overflowing bowl and exchanging a glance with Zhu Zhu, who had already finished eating.

"Li Yan, aren't you going to eat?"

"Eat up, we'll eat in a bit."

"It'll get cold soon, I'll feed you." Jiang Yingzhu said, picking up a crab stick and holding it to his mouth, while giving Mengmeng a look at the same time.

Li Yan opened his mouth and ate the crab stick, and then Mei Mengqian said, "Zhuzhu, I want one too."

"it is good."

Jiang Yingzhu picked up another beef ball and offered it to Mengmeng, who immediately opened her mouth and bit into it.

She mumbled, "Thank you, Zhuzhu. I'll feed you too."

Mei Mengqian picked up a fish ball from Li Yan's bowl and offered it to Zhuzhu.

The two of them started feeding each other like that.

"???"

Several question marks appeared on Li Yan's forehead.

Perhaps noticing that Li Yan's mouth wasn't moving, Mei Mengqian fed him a rice cake.

Rice cakes are hard to chew, so Li Yan ate them for even longer this time. The two little hamsters puffed out their mouths and ate even more.

By the time Li Yan finished checking all the books, all three bowls were empty.

"Oh no, it's gone!" Jiang Yingzhu exclaimed in surprise.

Li Yan glanced at it; the performance was exaggerated, zero points.

"I don't know," Mei Mengqian shook her head in confusion.

Li Yan glanced at her as well, and she was putting on quite a show.

He said casually, "Well, I have two guinea pigs. They're quite fond of stealing food, so it's probably been eaten by them."

Mei Mengqian's face flushed slightly as she looked at Zhuzhu.

Jiang Yingzhu seemed not to hear, quickly collected the trash, picked up the bag, and walked out.

"Go back and do your homework, Mengmeng."

"Oh."

Li Yan shook his head, put the book away, and went back to his room to begin his cultivation.

next morning.

He put two fasting pills in the two women's breakfast.

At noon, Li Yan deliberately said he wanted to eat something nice, so they went to a restaurant and ordered dishes that the three of them liked.

When the dishes were served, they looked enticing and smelled delicious. However, Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian only ate two bites before letting out a burp.

"How strange, I...I can't eat."

Jiang Yingzhu forced a piece of meat into her mouth, but she didn't want to swallow it, as if there was no room left in her stomach. Mei Mengqian felt the same way.

So they could only watch helplessly as Li Yan devoured her beloved meal!

This person even pretended to be concerned and said:
Why aren't you eating? Don't you like it?

Mei Mengqian pouted, biting her chopsticks, and ignored him.

Jiang Yingzhu gritted her teeth and questioned, "There's something wrong with your breakfast."

"That's right, I added the essence."

The two women turned pale and couldn't help but stand up, gagging.

"What are you doing? That's ginseng, the essence of Polygonatum, it's extremely precious."

The two women breathed a sigh of relief, but also blushed a little; it was all their fault for overthinking.

Li Yan continued, "Besides, it's been so long, we should have digested it by now."

Boom!

Two feet kicked at me.

Li Yan enjoyed a delicious meal, and in the evening, he suddenly sensed that the talisman he had placed with Hua Ningxia had activated.

His brow furrowed immediately, and he took out his phone.

(End of this chapter)