I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 134 contains risky content; please persist in accessing the site.

"Let's talk about this during tonight's self-study session."

Teacher Guan stood beside the projector, holding the remote control in her hand, and spoke with a natural and generous air.

The noise in the classroom grew louder, with all sorts of things being said, mostly low chuckles of unclear meaning.

Mei Mengqian sat upright, secretly glancing at Li Yan beside her, and muttered to herself:

"Why is the school teaching this?!"

"They're probably afraid of someone getting killed," Li Yan said.

Yu Qingya chuckled, and Mei Mengqian reacted after a moment, blushing and giving him a glare.

Squad leader Ye Hui stood up and spun around, scanning the entire room.

"Quiet down, everyone, and listen to Teacher Guan!"

Teacher Guan stood on the podium, smiling and nodding, and began playing the PowerPoint presentation.

He said, "Today's lesson will cover six aspects: physiological knowledge, psychological and emotional development, sexual morality, and social responsibility."

The crowd quieted down; as expected, if the teacher wasn't embarrassed, they weren't embarrassed either.

"Next, I will begin by explaining the first section of physiological knowledge: sexual development."

As soon as Teacher Guan finished speaking, everyone started whispering again, even more excited than when they got to this part of biology class.

This restless mood reached its peak when cartoon mannequins appeared on the PowerPoint presentation.

Li Yan observed the crowd; some people glanced over and secretly peeked at the content of the presentation slides.

Some people sat upright, staring intently at the projector, while others pretended to chat with classmates, but their attention was actually on the projector.

Sitting upright doesn't necessarily mean one isn't shy, nor does it necessarily mean one understands this topic.

Those who tilt their heads to look around are not necessarily shy; some people may know more about male-female physiology than Teacher Guan standing above.

However, Li Yan found the reactions of many classmates quite interesting.

Without his intervention in his previous life, those two lovers from Class 6 would not have been discovered, and thus this class would not have taken place.

The school responded quite quickly.

After careful consideration, Li Yan realized that the school's reaction was indeed as described.

He remembered that in his previous life, the head of the teaching department was forced to stop his car on the school road by several students who were playing around.

He was among them.

Later, during evening self-study, the whole school watched a documentary about a car accident.

The film is a record of a person's life after a high-level amputation following a car accident, and it is very depressing.

At the time, Li Yan thought it was just a movie.

It was only in retrospect that I realized the other intentions behind the movie.

It's not that No. 6 Middle School doesn't conduct safety education regularly, but most of the time it focuses on reminding students to prevent drowning or fire safety during the summer.

It's rare to single out something and emphasize it.

"As we grow and develop, both boys and girls will experience some natural physiological changes, and there is no need for us to feel inferior because of this."

Teacher Guan's class continued, and Li Yan listened to it only half-heartedly.

It was discovered that even as a teacher, she seemed somewhat awkward when discussing topics related to second-gender identification and protection.

We are now talking about male physiological characteristics and some of the manifestations of these characteristics.

Then Li Yan noticed the gazes directed at him from the left and right.

One is subtle, the other is straightforward.

Li Yan glanced at Ye Hui and Mei Mengqian from left and right, his face expressionless.

"What are you looking at? Want to touch it and see how it feels?"

"Pah, who's looking at you?" Mei Mengqian said softly, keeping her eyes straight ahead.

Ye Hui didn't speak or move, continuing to scrutinize Li Yan with an inquisitive gaze.

That gaze wasn't directed at a man, nor at a person.

"Squad leader, you're a bit of a pervert."

"Oh, sorry."

Ye Hui apologized, then continued to scrutinize herself, gesturing to herself after a while before saying:
Life is truly amazing.

Li Yan ignored this person. As time passed, Teacher Guan gradually finished explaining the first three points.

Then he said, "Next, we'll talk about contraception and safe sex, as well as risk prevention."

"Eh~~~"

The classroom erupted in boos, and many students turned their attention to the two couples in the class.

Some people also looked at Li Yan and Mei Mengqian next to him.

However, the two didn't usually engage in overly intimate behavior, so no one egged them on.

Ms. Guan smiled helplessly, but this was precisely what the school emphasized, and she couldn't ignore it.

"We just learned how to prevent online pornography. Now, the teacher will ask: What should we do if we encounter content that websites warn us of as being risky?"

"Teacher, I, Xiao Shuai, insist on making this request under my real name!"

Yu Bin lowered his head and spoke in a low voice from far behind.

"Damn it, I didn't say that!!"

A burst of chuckles erupted from all around, and Zhang Wei shouted:
"Teacher, Xiao Shuai has chosen to use a different browser without any warnings to access the site again."

Immediately, an even louder burst of laughter erupted.

Mei Mengqian kept her head down, whether she didn't want to listen or was trying to memorize these internet tips, it was hard to tell.

On the other side, Ye Hui, with her dignified and elegant demeanor, looked puzzled.

"Shouldn't you close the webpage? Why insist on visiting it?"

“Yes, yes!” Yu Bing nodded in agreement.

The people around her looked at each other, and the boys exchanged a glance but didn't say anything.

The class monitor seems quite innocent; let's not corrupt him.

Guo Cailing turned around at this moment and said, "Class monitor, I'll give you a website. You can log in and you'll know."

Ye Hui nodded, but Yu Bing was dissatisfied.

Yu Bing watched longingly from the side, and when Guo Cailing didn't give her one, she immediately said, "Me too! I want one too!"

"Children shouldn't watch this."

"I'm not a child."

"Okay." Guo Cailing gave her a children's animation website.

Li Yan glanced at Guo Cailing, who noticed him, and then asked very naturally:

"Class monitor, do you want a website too?"

"Do not."

Li Yan couldn't understand how she could talk about such things so naturally, even more so than a boy.

Is he born with a big heart?
"I want one! I want one! Guo Cailing, can I have one?"

Ye Daijia said that when he thought about the software he had downloaded, he realized that even though he had paid 39 yuan for a membership, he would have to spend another 99 yuan to unlock more content, but even after paying 99 yuan, there was still more content he couldn't watch.

Therefore, I am heartbroken.

In the back row, Ma Liang and the others glanced at him upon hearing this and said in unison:
"siskin!!"

“It’s too weak for a guy to not be able to find resources. Liangzi, once he gets them, can you ask around for me? A friend of mine was just curious about this,” Xiao Shuai said.

"Brother Xiao, don't you have one?"

"404."

A coughing sound came from behind, and it was clear that Teacher Guan had finished explaining what she had just covered, and two case studies were playing on the slides.

"Next, based on these two cases, we will discuss sexual harassment and conduct some scenario simulations. Please..."

Before Teacher Guan could finish speaking, she was interrupted by a loud female voice.

"Macau casinos are now open, featuring sexy dealers!"

Li Yan reached out and gently tapped Ye Hui's phone screen, instantly stopping the webpage from playing.

Nearby, Guo Cailing turned around in shock. Those around her, to her left, right, and behind her, all looked at her with meaningful glances.

His face wore a knowing smile, but also a hint of shock.

"No, who would play this in class?!"

Li Yan was speechless and looked at Ye Hui, whose expression was tense.

"No, class monitor, you can just look at the webpage, why did you click on it?"

"I was just curious to see if it was real. I forgot to turn off the sound."

Ye Hui's expression was just that of someone who was a little nervous about disturbing the class, since no more embarrassing sounds came out.

On the podium, Teacher Guan tried her best to maintain a normal expression, so that the students wouldn't know what that sentence really meant.

"Everyone, listen carefully and don't play with your phones."

"Now, please have two students come up and simulate the scenario."

Upon hearing this, the classroom immediately became lively. The case above was probably about a delinquent girl practicing her breathing exercises.

If someone were to act in this, many people would be quite interested.

"Teacher! I'm willing to play a thug!"

Many boys raised their hands to speak, and some girls also asked who should play the role.

The one who appeared most often was Li Yan, followed by two couples from the class.

"Alright, I'll invite Li Yan to come up. This student has a great reputation. Stand up and let the teacher see him," said Teacher Guan.

Li Yan stood up helplessly. He was truly speechless at these people who enjoyed themselves.

Teacher Guan nodded. "He's quite handsome, no wonder so many people like him. Now, Li Yan will play the girl in the case study."

"Then his deskmate can play the boy in the case study, okay?"

"Good! Great!"

Many people applauded in celebration.

The thugs in the case were two people, and it was a gang intimidation. Mei Mengqian and Ye Hui exchanged a glance and then went up to the podium.

Li Yan had no choice but to get up and follow. He stood up and glanced at the lines.

"Let's take that side path, it's closer."

Then they turned left, and just then, two beautiful thugs jumped out.

"Oh, little sister. Where are you going to play? Come and have some fun with your brother."

Mei Mengqian stepped forward, reached out and pushed Li Yan against the blackboard, giving him a "wall slam".

"Eh~~"

"Mengmeng is so strong!"

"Quick! What's next? I want to see what's next!"

The classmates teased and laughed, their voices sounding like they could lift the roof off.

Ye Hui stood to the side, blocking Li Yan's path, her face expressionless. "Yes, go have some fun. You must be very lonely, little sister."

Towards the end, she clearly couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.

This laugh made the whole class burst into laughter and pinch you.

No one would call a tall, burly man "little sister," would they?

Teacher Guan smiled, then paused the performance and explained to everyone what to do in this situation.

He taught them some self-defense techniques, then took out a bottle of perfume to use as a pepper spray and had Li Yan spray it on the two of them.

Li Yan glanced at the perfume, Chanel's Chance collection. Could this really be used as a prop?

I doubt Teacher Guan would take out a loan to work.

He sprayed the two of them lightly, and a faint fragrance filled the air.

Mei Mengqian reluctantly let go of her hand, then pretended to be in great pain.

The scenario simulation ended there. The students said that it didn't feel very realistic because it lacked the 'horrific humiliation' described at the end of the case.

Teacher Guan then pointed out the points to note, and then said:
"Finally, if you encounter any problems, remember to seek help from your teachers and the community. get out of class dismissed."

Ye Hui led the class in standing up and applauding.

Evening self-study was almost over.

(End of this chapter)