I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 124 Idiot
"so big."

"Just right, not too big or too small."

"Are you feeling comfortable?"

"Quite comfortable."

Mei Mengqian carefully touched the flower wreath on her head, smiling broadly.

Her jet-black hair cascaded over her shoulders, and her eyes, filled with the charm of ancient ink paintings, were lowered slightly, as if waiting for him to scrutinize her, or perhaps unable to bear being personally placed on her head by him in such a public setting.

Why are you looking down? Lift your head up and let me see you.

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian pinched the hem of her dress and slowly raised her stunningly beautiful face, wanting to ask if she looked good. Although she knew the answer, she still wanted to ask.

"Crack!"

The person in front of her was taking pictures of her with their phone.

Mei Mengqian didn't ask any more questions. Her calm eyes were fixed on his phone when she suddenly said:

Let's take a picture together.

Li Yan was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said:

"it is good."

He handed his phone to Yu Bing and said, "Bingbing, take a picture for us. You're definitely better at taking pictures than me, right?"

"of course!"

Yu Bing clenched her fist.

After taking photos, the elementary school students wanted to take another photo with Mei Mengqian, so Li Yan became the photographer.

After filming for a while, the whistle of a PE teacher whose name I can't remember rang out.

As get out of class was about to end, the students quickly assembled.
Then everyone noticed the blind spot: both class monitor Ye Hui and class beauty Mei Mengqian had flower wreaths on their heads.

"How is this going?"

"It seems to have been given by Li Yan."

"Wow!" Ma Liang exclaimed enviously. "He's not dating two at once, is he?"

“Early dating is unacceptable,” Li Yan said, standing behind them. “Besides, aren’t you being a bit arrogant by talking about me like this to my face?”

Yu Bin yawned. "Isn't it wrong to talk about people behind their backs?"

Several boys burst into laughter, and the PE teacher shouted for quiet to draw everyone's attention.

"I'll say a few words and then get out of class will be over. First of all, this is a physical education class, but some students sit for the entire class!"

It's one thing for some people to be studying, but it's another for some people to just be chatting. How can that be acceptable?
If you don't exercise and ruin your health, that's your own problem. Exercise more, otherwise you won't have free time. Pay attention next class, understand?

The PE teacher pointed to Hu Weiwen in the boys' group and said:
“Especially you, you always sleep in PE class. You need to exercise more. You look sickly and your physical condition is obviously very poor.”

Hu Weiwen, with droopy eyelids and standing askew, responded:

"Teacher, not moving will only make my physical fitness worse, but exercising will make my moral character lower!"

Instantly, the classroom erupted in laughter.

The PE teacher's face darkened, he glared at him fiercely, and waved goodbye.

The third period was an English class. Zhou Qinqin had only been teaching for a short while when she noticed two girls in the first row playing with flowers.

He would glance at her every now and then, and Zhou Qinqin was overjoyed.

Could it be a gift from a good student to a good teacher?
She thought to herself with delight that this gave her even more motivation to teach.

"Alright, get out of class dismissed. If any of you have any questions, feel free to come to my office."

The bell rang, and Zhou Qinqin glanced at Lin Yufan and Yu Qingya in the front row before slowly walking out of the classroom.

She vaguely heard a voice say, "It's finally done."

So their pace slowed even further.

"Li Yan, look at the flower wreath we made!"

"Quite good looking."

"Isn't it beautiful? Here, it's for you."

Click! !
Zhou Qinqin crushed all the chalk she had forgotten to throw away.

"Hurry up and bring it!"

Zhou Qinqin turned her head and gave a cold look at the flowers and the boy, and then decided that the male protagonist of her next novel would be named Li Yan, and she would torture him severely!
At the same time, most of the students in the class were also drawn to Li Yan's side.

Liu Ming was a little envious, but he comforted himself, "If I win first place in the sports meet, I can also get a wreath."

"With so many people at the sports meet, where are we going to find so many flower wreaths?"

"Buy it!"

Upon hearing this, Cheng Yuan's eyes flickered slightly.

In the front row, Li Yan put on the flower wreath, helplessly allowing the people around him to stare at him for a while.

"Can we pick them now?"

"No, the class monitor and Mengmeng have them too, wear them too!" Yu Qingya said.

Lin Yufan chimed in, looking at the class monitor and Mei Mengqian, "Yeah, wear it, it'll look awesome."

Mei Mengqian agreed, then looked at the class monitor, who hesitated for a moment before finally nodding.

Then the students witnessed a scene they would remember for a lifetime.

The three most attractive students in the class, wearing similar flower wreaths, suddenly became even more dazzling, as if the most beautiful cherry blossoms on the branches in spring had suddenly been gilded, and even the air rippled with their every move.

Perhaps they will forget many things in the future, but when they are old and sitting idly reminiscing about the past, they will definitely remember this scene.

"Yay! I declare the Mennier Group officially established!" Yu Qingya shouted as she saw that she had achieved her goal.

Then he chatted with Mei Mengqian and others.

Li Junlong arrived early for the fourth period biology class and was immediately taken aback when he saw Li Yan and the others in the second row.

After class started, he saw that Li Yan and the other two had taken it off, but he didn't say anything.

However, perhaps influenced by Li Yan and the other two, very few people listened to the lecture; they were all making small movements.

Li Junlong asked everyone to take out their pens and start writing practice, but many people didn't know where they had put their pens.

Now Li Junlong began to show his dissatisfaction. He coughed a few times and said in a remarkably emotional tone:

"Students these days are all neglecting their studies. School time is for studying, not for doing other things."

"This is simply neglecting one's duties. Not even having a pen is no different from a soldier going to the battlefield without a gun, leaving his hands empty-handed."

"These students don't act like students! They can't even do their studies well, what will they be able to do well in the future! They'll just be useless members of society!"

Li Junlong's heavy voice fell, and the classroom was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Many people who only took out their pens a little later were also injured by his splattering. In the front row, Lin Yufan pursed her lips, muttering to herself, "Making a mountain out of a molehill!"

Li Junlong was standing next to her. He immediately lowered his head and told her to answer the question on the blackboard.

At lunchtime, Jiang Yingzhu saw Mei Mengqian's flower wreath and learned that the class monitor had another one. She decided not to speak to him for a whole day—no, for the entire lunch break.

After lunch, the three of them took a walk on the street. Li Yan glanced at Jiang Yingzhu, who was chatting with Mei Mengqian.

He doesn't get bored even when no one is talking to him, and his childhood sweetheart gets over her little mood after a while.

Just then, someone came out with a dog and a child beside them. Li Yan pointed at the person and the dog and said:
"Let me test you. Taking a dog out is called 'walking the dog,' but do you know what it's called when you take a child out?"

Mei Mengqian glanced at the elderly man, child, and dog standing not far away, and hesitated to say "walking the child."

Jiang Yingzhu opened her mouth subconsciously, then glared at him and remained silent.

Li Yan said to himself, "It's about taking Xiao Ling Tong (the actor who played the young actor) for a walk."

The old man chuckled, led his dog on his way, and the child chased after him, asking who Liu Xiao Ling Tong was.
Mei Mengqian laughed too, and Jiang Yingzhu wanted to laugh as well, but she immediately stopped herself.

After glancing at her, Li Yan thought to himself that he should go all out this time, so he said:
"Once upon a time, there was an egg that could run, jump, talk, eat, and ride a bicycle. Hmm, it could also get angry and stop talking."

Hearing this, Mei Mengqian couldn't help but laugh, her eyes glistening with amusement.

Jiang Yingzhu clenched her fist, knowing he was talking about her. She felt a surge of urge to retort, but having just decided to ignore him, she turned her head away. But the man continued speaking:
"So do you know what kind of egg it is, Mengmeng?"

"do not know."

"Zhuzhu, do you know?" Li Yan looked at Jiang Yingzhu.

Jiang Yingzhu remained silent, her expression tense and aloof; she was now a cold and ruthless person. She neither smiled nor spoke.

"You idiot!"

"Cough cough cough!" Mei Mengqian choked, and Zhu was furious. He grabbed Mengbao and attacked Li Yan.

"You're the idiot, I'll kill you!"

Li Yan chuckled and didn't run away. "Can't hold back anymore? Come on, try keeping a cold face again?"

Jiang Yingzhu kept a straight face, but didn't break down for a second.

She raised her foot and kicked him, yelling, "You're the idiot! The moron! The bad guy! Mengmeng, don't you think so!"

"Uh-huh!"

Li Yan didn't argue with them, bought a candied hawthorn, and refused to buy one for them.

Then, before I could even get a bite, it was snatched away.

I bought another one, and it was snatched up again.

I won't buy any more; I'll go back to the classroom and do crafts.

Jiang Yingzhu watched for a while, then fell asleep next to Mei Mengqian.

As class was about to start, she had to go back to her own class, and Li Yan finished his craft project.

"what is this?"

Jiang Yingzhu looked at the large pile of wooden parts on the table with a puzzle in her eyes, as if they were a jigsaw puzzle.

"Take it back and put it together. You'll know once you've put it together!"

Jiang Yingzhu scratched her head, took the things he had packed, and left.

Night self-study.

The classroom wasn't lively because Li Junlong was sitting at the head of the table, and everyone had just been scolded by him that morning.

Li Junlong frowned, looking at the lesson plan with worry; he hadn't brought a pen.

So he took the pen from Lin Yufan's desk, glanced at her desk, and said earnestly:

"You didn't study hard, now you can't do the problems!"

Lin Yufan opened her mouth, glanced at him, and then said to Yu Qingya beside her:

"Qingya, Teacher Li said this morning that students not bringing pens is like going to the battlefield without a gun. He's not bringing one either, he'll be blown up sooner or later."

Li Junlong's face darkened, and he sat down to start writing his lesson plan.

Yu Qingya blinked and glanced at her deskmate's draft notebook, where the last piece of writing slowly disappeared.

Li Junlong wrote a lesson plan for an hour. With the evening self-study session almost over, he finally finished and nodded in satisfaction.

Check it out.

Ok? !

blank!!!

Li Junlong suddenly looked at the pen in his hand, where the two faded characters could be faintly seen.

Looking at my lesson plan again, what I had just written had faded.

Li Junlong was furious and slammed the pen in his hand heavily on the table.

"boom!"

Jiang Yingzhu slammed her fist on the table, the loud noise startling the entire classroom.

The teacher on duty at the podium glanced at her, saw it was her, and then lowered her head to continue playing on her phone.

The students around her looked at her with suspicion, only to see a palm-sized egg on her desk.

Gan Tiantian shrank her neck. "Zhuzhu, it's all put together now, why are you angry?"

"I want to eat dog meat!" Jiang Yingzhu said, waiting for the wooden egg in front of her.

She racked her brains and spent an entire evening self-study session to get this thing.

"I'm going to use it to blow Li Yan's skull to pieces!"

Gan Tiantian was puzzled and pointed at Jiang Yingzhu's egg.

"Zhuzhu, don't be angry. There seems to be a switch here."

Jiang Yingzhu looked at where she was pointing. There was a circle there, and inside the circle was the character "笨" (bèn, meaning stupid).

"How despicable!"

She gritted her teeth and pressed down.

The next moment, the mechanism clicked and clacked, and the fool slowly opened, blooming layer by layer, transforming into a lifelike lotus flower.

"Wow!"

The surrounding students gasped in amazement.

Jiang Yingzhu's complexion improved somewhat, and she murmured:
"That's pretty much it."

(End of this chapter)