I Alone Am Immortal: My Rebirth and Leisurely Cultivation

Chapter 101 Open the door, I'll sleep with you!

Li Yan looked into the house and saw Mei Mengqian leaning against the French windows in the living room.

The light gray pleated skirt on her body was slightly swayed by the breeze.

The shapely calves beneath the skirt cast long silhouettes on the wooden floor, like a lotus flower reflected on the water.

With a gentle breeze, the outline of a round, white thigh was revealed, as delicate and tempting as ice cream.

The white uniform accentuated her slender waistline, and the second button of her shirt was undone, revealing a hint of her collarbone.

But the third button was fastened very tightly on the chest, making one wonder if it could support the enormous size of the object!

Her raven-black hair was tied into a high ponytail, revealing her snow-white, straight neck.

Li Yan swallowed hard, then revealed an appreciative expression.

It felt like seeing my entire youth, so beautiful and something I wanted to possess forever.

Even though nothing is shown, it has an alluring charm.

The girl's shy and timid demeanor, coupled with her aloof temperament, gave the impression of a cold and aloof ideal being plucked from the sky.

Beside the beanbag chair in front of Mei Mengqian, Jiang Yingzhu was wearing the same uniform, but the knee-length pleated skirt looked like a short skirt on her.
Her long, shapely legs were perfectly straight, symmetrical, and fair, like fine ivory carvings, radiating a breathtaking luster.

Her upper garment had a slight outline, and like her handsome, aloof face, it carried a hint of emotion at the moment.

Yes, it's shyness.

Jiang Yingzhu can be shy too!
We'll have to take a good look at that.

Li Yan took a few steps closer, looking at her again and again, and Jiang Yingzhu couldn't help but linger.

"That's enough, you've been watching for five minutes already."

Clearly, even Jiang Yingzhu couldn't bear to see her childhood sweetheart dressed like this.

Although the clothes themselves are not revealing, I always feel like I am.

Behind her, Mei Mengqian quickly chimed in agreement; she had long been unable to bear Li Yan's blatant gaze.

It's as if she's a little white rabbit, about to be eaten at any moment.

"It's only been five minutes, but I feel like I could watch it for nine years!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu was puzzled, but she seized upon the evidence.

"Ha, you dog of a man, nine years is enough, get out!"

"What do you know? As the saying goes, a new garment lasts for three years, an old one for three years, and then it gets patched up for another three years. In nine years, this garment will be gone."

"So it's not my problem, it's the clothes!" Li Yan said.

"Oh, get out." Jiang Yingzhu pointed to the door and said indifferently, "We need to change our clothes."

"We'll change it later. I just cooked dinner: stir-fried pork and shredded pork with sweet potato noodles. We'll talk about it after we finish eating, otherwise it'll get cold."

Upon hearing that there would be food, and even stir-fried pork, Jiang Yingzhu nodded subconsciously, "Okay then."

Upon hearing this, Mei Mengqian opened her mouth behind him, but couldn't bring herself to refuse.

After all, if you don't eat sweet potato starch noodles and shredded pork while they're hot, they really will turn into a lump.

Two beautiful young girls appeared at Li Yan's dining table.

For high school students, there is no worry about gaining weight or controlling their weight.

Especially after evening self-study.

I feel like I won't survive the night if I don't eat something.

So Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian were thoroughly enjoying their meal, completely disregarding their image, and just wanted to finish eating and slip away as quickly as possible.

The person on the other side was just staring at me too intently.

"Look, look, all you do is look, aren't you going to eat?!" Jiang Yingzhu looked up and said.

As the ancients said, "Beauty is food for the eyes."

Li Yan stared at the two of them with a serious expression.

"Ugh~" Jiang Yingzhu lowered her head instantly and stopped talking, as if she couldn't win the argument.

You can't exactly say you're ugly!
Beside her, Mei Mengqian sighed softly; Zhuzhu's fighting strength was too weak.

She would have surrendered long ago.

But why should we have to endure a direct attack after surrendering?

Just then, the two women felt a flash before their eyes and saw Li Yan holding up his phone.

"you"

Jiang Yingzhu stared wide-eyed, and then saw Mei Mengqian reach out and grab Li Yan's phone.

However, Li Yan acted even faster, getting up and returning to his room, locking the door, and leaving behind a message:
"I'm going to sleep now. Remember to help me with my homework and wash the dishes after you finish eating."

Mei Mengqian seized an opportunity and looked at Jiang Yingzhu, "Zhuzhu~"

"Eat first, then you'll have the strength to knock on the door."

A few minutes later, the sound of banging on the door rang out.

"Open the door!!"

"I'm asleep." Li Yan was carving the jade in his hand, without even raising his head.

"If you're so capable of taking pictures, then open the door!" Jiang Yingzhu continued to shout.

"She's really asleep."

"I'll trade you your dark history."

"Fell asleep."

"Open the door, I'll sleep with you!"

Li Yan paused in his carving, clearly not believing such a good thing could happen.

But it doesn't hurt to give it a try.

At worst, she'd just get a beating; Jiang Yingzhu's little fists are only good for a massage.

As soon as the door opened, Jiang Yingzhu pulled Mei Mengqian and rushed in.

Upon entering, the two seemed to have a very clear purpose.

One was searching for something on the bed and desk, while the other was rummaging through Li Yan's trash can.

"You're a pervert, Jiang Yingzhu."

Li Yan glanced at her speechlessly, then looked at Mei Mengqian.

"What are you looking for? Treasure?!"

"No." Mei Mengqian said with her head down, glanced at Jiang Yingzhu, and quickly ran out.

His clothes and tie bounced up and down, making Li Yan's eyes dazzle.

For the sake of the benefits, he didn't stop them.

Jiang Yingzhu glanced at his jade carving, couldn't understand anything about it, commented "What a jerk!" and left.

Li Yan then reached out to stop him.

"What? Didn't you say you'd sleep with me?"

"Tell me when you're asleep, and I'll go to sleep!" Jiang Yingzhu snorted, pushed him aside, and swaggered out.

As her skirt swayed, her long, white, and beautiful legs were revealed.

Li Yan continued carving with his head down, while next door, two beautiful girls lay on the same bed.

"Mengmeng, quickly take out your phone."

Mei Mengqian nodded and immediately took out Li Yan's phone and turned on the screen.

A photo of the two of them having a meal immediately appeared.

Jiang Yingzhu and Mei Mengqian were taken aback, and then Jiang Yingzhu said:
"This guy is incredibly audacious! Unlock it and delete it!"

As she spoke, she immediately entered the password, unlocked the device, and saw the desktop.

Then his eyes widened rapidly.

The desktop wallpaper also showed two people eating, but it was displayed separately and didn't seem to be a single photograph.

That's not all; every app icon has become their profile picture, but they're all funny emojis.

Abstract and ugly at the same time!

Jiang Yingzhu stopped in Bengbu, exclaiming, "Ugh, that bastard, he made me look like an idiot!"

"A little," Mei Mengqian nodded.

"???"

Jiang Yingzhu tilted her head and pointed to a profile picture, "Mengmeng, yours is just like a sand sculpture."

"Quite cute."

"???" Jiang Yingzhu let out a strange cry and reached out to tickle Mei Mengqian.

"Mengmeng, you've turned bad. You're just as stupid as me."

“傻笔 = stupid. The character 蠢 in 愚蠢 in oracle bone script refers to the state of all things stirring. The Shuowen Jiezi says: ‘蠢, the movement of insects.’”

Later, it came to mean the innocent and clumsy nature of children, which is considered cute. Therefore, "idiot" = cute!

Mei Mengqian suppressed a laugh and said in a serious tone:

"So, Zhuzhu, I'm just as cute as you. You're an idiot, and I'm cute. That's right."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yingzhu felt that it made sense.

Moreover, Mengmeng has read many books and should know more than her.

Jiang Yingzhu always felt that she was not very cultured and only knew how to learn the things that everyone could do in textbooks.

Mei Mengqian's use of classical allusions evoked a feeling of a rogue encountering an intellectual, and suddenly it all seemed very reasonable.

"It seems right, Mengmeng, you are such a cutie."

Mei Mengqian's faint smile faltered, and she pointed at her phone, saying:
"Are you going to delete it or not?"

"No."

Jiang Yingzhu put Li Yan's phone aside, took out her own phone, and started looking through the photos.

"I will give them a taste of their own medicine!"

Mei Mengqian felt that this made sense, so she started tinkering with it as well.

However, she felt that the one on Li Yan's phone was also very good, so she swiped through it.

Suddenly, I saw the main body of the senior student on the third page.

She pursed her lips and subconsciously sent a message to Li Yan.

Where can I download the theme?

Da da da!
My phone beeped with a notification from QQ.

Mei Mengqian pursed her lips and patted her forehead.

Upon seeing this, Jiang Yingzhu burst out laughing.

"What are you doing, little cutie?"

Mei Mengqian was speechless, feeling she shouldn't have said so much.

But then Jiang Yingzhu leaned over and reached out to open Li Yan's QQ message.

"Let me see the nickname this guy gave you."

"it's not good."

Jiang Yingzhu looked thoughtful, then turned to Mei Mengqian.

"My youngest daughter."

"."

Mei Mengqian silently reached out and exited the message interface, where she saw Jiang Yingzhu's contact name.

Speechless again, I picked up my phone.

Change Li Yan's nickname to "Little Cutie".

Then I changed Jiang Yingzhu's nickname to "Big Cutie".

Finally, he glanced at Zhuzhu furtively and said somewhat guiltily:

"Zhuzhu, it's almost midnight, you should go back to sleep."

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Wednesday, at the school gate.

Jiang Yingzhu, Li Yan, and Mei Mengqian pushed their bicycles and stood motionless in place.

"Warmest congratulations to our student Hua Junshu for achieving second place in the provincial mathematics competition!"

Looking at the large banner at the entrance, the red background and white characters were so eye-catching and glaring.

Jiang Yingzhu stared blankly, "It looks really impressive."

“Actually, it’s even more impressive,” Mei Mengqian said, having some knowledge of the competition.

"When did you participate in the provincial competition, senior?"

Li Yan thought for a moment and found the content of a casual conversation he had with Hua Junshu in his memory.

“I heard about it from my senior classmates. It happened during the few days after our military training ended and we had classes.”

"Speaking of which, with grades like yours, you'd probably be accepted through a special admission program, right?" Jiang Yingzhu asked.

"It doesn't seem so. To get into the provincial team, you need to be in the top 60 of the CMO, or maybe the Strong Foundation Program. I'm not too sure either." Mei Mengqian shook her head.

The group chatted as they went, and soon entered the classroom.

Li Yan knew for certain that with these grades, his senior's university admission was practically guaranteed.

Even if you're not in the top 60 of the CMO, some schools still have special admission classes.

I wonder what your choice is.

He hadn't heard of his senior taking the special admission route in his previous life, and he didn't know why.

Li Yan plans to ask his senior when she has time.

(End of this chapter)