Tang Dynasty Little Godfather

Chapter 204 Not taking advantage of a good deal is the act of a bastard.

The next day.

"Father, why are you still at home?"

Wang Xi, still sleepy after waking up, asked Wang Shouyi while eating breakfast.

Wang Shouyi got angry when he heard this, glared at him, and said, "If I'm not at home, where am I?"

Wang Xi said, "Is the matter of Anye Bureau finished? I heard from the monk that his father hasn't returned yet."

Wang Shouyi said, "What business is it of yours, kid? My affairs are none of your concern."

Princess Xue hurriedly said, "Husband, Mi'er is still here."

Wang Shouyi glared at Wang Xi, then said to Ashina Mi, "Mi'er, you'd better keep this brat in check."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Xi said, "Mother, you must keep a close eye on Father and set an example for Mi'er. This will also prevent Uncle Huangfu from becoming the head of the family instead of the deputy."

Princess Xue chuckled, then quickly pursed her lips and said, "Don't talk nonsense, eat your breakfast."

Wang Shouyi was furious and about to start cursing when he suddenly saw Ashina Mi sitting to the side, her face almost buried in her bowl, her shoulders shaking like a sieve. He swallowed back the words he was about to say and said, "Mi'er, eat slowly, don't choke."

"Ah."

Ashina Mi simply nodded.

She couldn't adapt to the way this father and son communicated.

Wang Xi and Ashina Mi quickly finished their breakfast and then went to school together.

Princess Xue glanced at Wang Shouyi, "Husband..."

Wang Shouyi hurriedly said, "I know, I'll go back in a couple of days. After all, there are still some things to take care of in the Palace Secretariat. That Que'er is really something, he and Mi'er are always together, all he does is try to break us up."

Princess Xue laughed and said, "Que'er is only thinking of her husband. After all, her husband is away from home and must be having a lot of fun."

Wang Shouyi hurriedly replied, "I'm too busy all the time, how could I have the chance to indulge in pleasure?"

Princess Xue smiled slightly and then gracefully began to eat her breakfast.

Wang Shouyi glanced at it furtively, feeling a little uneasy. Had Uncle Fu betrayed me? Or was it Huangfu?
On the carriage.

Ashina Mi said, "Que'er, these past two days, why have you always sent me to Yixianjue first and not let me go to the academy?"

Wang Xi shook his head and said, "Mi'er, you must believe me. I'm really doing this for your own good. Today, the academy will be in chaos and bloodshed. If you were there, you would be terrified."

Actually, it wasn't just her; even Xue Jun and Linghu Baodi wouldn't go to the academy. Instead, they went directly to various restaurants to perform for charity. But this wasn't Wang Xi's request; they wanted to do it themselves. They were also afraid of the awkwardness of being caught between their junior sister and their older sister. Just thinking about it was terrifying.

So I simply hid.

Ashina Mi asked in surprise, "What happened?"

"What else could it be?"

Wang Xi said, "Isn't it because Xue Bao'er and the others are up to no good? If you were here, they would definitely use you to threaten me."

Ashina Mi's expression changed, and she snorted, "I'm not afraid of them at all."

Wang Xi said, "But you are outnumbered, and those junior sisters dare not provoke them."

Ashina Mi said, "Then I'm not afraid."

Wang Xi gently put his arm around her shoulder and comforted her, "But we don't need to. We are porcelain, and they are tiles. It's not worth it for us to wipe them."

Ashina Mi nodded.

Upon arriving at Yixianjue, Ashina Mi said, "Don't get out of the carriage. Many people here are afraid of you."

"All right!"

Wang Xi scratched his head awkwardly, then suddenly grabbed her, "What did you forget?"

Ashina Mi glanced at him shyly, then quickly kissed his lips before leaping out of the carriage.

Wang Xi chuckled and rubbed his hands together, saying, "This little girl is making me a little reluctant to hurt her."

After seeing Ashina Mi off, Wang Xi hurried to the academy. Upon entering the gate, he found it empty and was quite curious. "Huh? Where are the children?"

Surprising!

It's really weird!

Wang Xi looked around, then turned back and saw Li Bai standing ten paces away. "Brother Li Bai," he said, "how are you going to protect me from that distance?"

Li Bai said, "I will never participate in such an unjust struggle. At most, I will only protect you from death, and that distance is enough."

Wang Xi said, "I fucking thank you."

He lowered his head, scanning the ground as he carefully tiptoed.

The environment here is really terrible now; we have to guard against both sides.

"madness!"

Li Bai glanced at him disdainfully, then maintained his chivalrous demeanor and strode forward along the path Wang Xi had taken.

It's hard to tell who's whose bodyguard.

Upon arriving at the backyard, they found Li Jieman, Huangfu Sengnian, and Wang Shuang huddled together at the gate, trembling with fear.

Squeezing forward, Wang Xi was shocked by what he saw.

There were more than twenty children hanging from the tree, dressed in pajamas, swaying gently in the breeze.

"What...what's going on?" Wang Xi asked in a trembling voice.

Li Jie said, "These women are really cunning. They don't sleep at night, but sneak into the academy and catch all the children while they are asleep."

"mean!"

A voice came from behind.

The four men turned around and saw Li Bai's disdainful expression. They rolled their eyes, turned back, and exclaimed in unison, "Despicable!"

Linghu Changge and her companions were dressed in polo attire, with red robes, black hats, riding boots, and long whips in their hands.

Snapped!
A sound.

With a lash of her whip, Linghu Changge shouted, "If you beg for mercy, I will spare your lives."

"no way!"

A little boy, his face contorted with rage, said, "We will never surrender; we will be martyrs."

Another child said, "That's right. Everyone must die, but some deaths are heavier than Mount Tai, while others are lighter than a feather. We should die heavier than Mount Tai."

"Never yield."

"well said!"

Li Bai cheered excitedly.

Linghu Changge tilted his head and pointed his whip, "You scholar, do you perhaps also want to hang up there?"

A hint of guilt flashed in Li Bai's eyes, and he snorted, "A good man doesn't fight with a woman."

Having said that, he made a hasty escape.

Wang Xi was dumbfounded.

Is this Li Bai?
Am I mistaken?

Huangfu Sengnian looked at Wang Xi and asked, "Can he really protect you?"

Wang Xi sighed, "Don't talk nonsense, actually I was the one protecting him."

Li Jie asked curiously, "Why do you want to protect him?"

Wang Xi sighed deeply, "For the Chinese exam."

"???" Xue Bao'er suddenly asked, "Who taught you these words?"

The boy said, "It's Brother Xiaoman."

Li Jieman hurriedly defended himself, saying, "I was just telling them stories, and those stories were all made up by Que Ge'er."

Wang Xi kicked the fat man hard, then said to Linghu Changge, "So what? You attacked people while they were sleeping. How cunning! This is not the behavior of a hero."

One of the children said, "Brother Sparrow is right. If you're so capable, let us down."

"We are not heroes."

After Linghu Changge finished speaking, he lashed out with his whip at the boy who had spoken earlier, which frightened Wang Xi so much that he closed his eyes.

There was a snap.

The whip struck the tree trunk, which was only inches away from the child.

The child seemed to be frightened as well, his eyes glazed over.

"Little Lin, don't be afraid!"

One of the children said, "Let's fight them!"

"Brother Nan is right, let's fight them to the death!"

The children suddenly began to twist and turn frantically.

Xue Bao'er laughed and said, "Twist hard, and when you fall, let's see who gets hurt."

Linghu Changge glanced at the children, her delicate brows furrowing slightly. Suddenly, she noticed that one of the children's belts had come undone, and she cried out, "Oh no! Sisters, get out of the way quickly!"

That is, to retreat.

Xue Bao'er didn't react for a moment. Suddenly, she saw a jet of water fall in front of her. She exclaimed and quickly ran backward.

A dozen or twenty water jets cascaded down like a waterfall.

Wang Xi exclaimed excitedly, "What a brilliant trick of using a child's urine!"

Li Jieman said regretfully, "It's just that the accuracy isn't good enough!"

The twenty-odd children swung around while urinating. As soon as they finished, they exerted their strength, hooked their feet upwards, and landed lightly on the tree trunk, biting the knot in the rope.

Wang Xi's eyes widened. "This move seems familiar!"

Li Jie said, "You used this very trick when you were getting beaten up by them."

Wang Xi thought for a moment, then, "I have one too!"

“We’ll do the same thing, except you didn’t pee as far as they did back then,” Li Jieman said. “We’ll train them just like you did.”

"I bother!"

Wang Xi said, "They must have urinated the first time in the morning, so of course they urinated far."

Huangfu Sengnian said, "You want to argue about this too?"

Wang Xi said, "Didn't I learn it from you?"

As they spoke, the twenty-odd children had already broken free of their restraints. Several children quickly climbed up and took out slingshots from the branches, while others picked some fruit and began shooting at Linghu Changge and the others.

Left with no other choice, Linghu Changge and the others could only retreat another ten steps or so.

The children stood proudly on the tree trunk and sang in unison, "Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long?"

Wang Xi asked in surprise, "How do they know this song?"

Li Jieman chuckled and said, "Of course I taught him."

Then he turned to the children and said, "Change to another song."

The children were obedient; they turned their backs, revealing their tender little bottoms, and sang while wiggling, "Blow up a big balloon, blow up a big balloon."

Wang Xi silently covered her face.

Linghu Changge was so angry that his fur stood on end. "If you're so capable, then don't come down here."

"We're going to come down."

A dozen or so children quickly climbed down.

Just as Linghu Changge and the others were about to chase after them, they saw five or six people still standing above, holding slingshots and providing cover. They couldn't help but glare at Li Jieman and the others, as if to say, "You guys really taught them well!"
Li Jieman was very pleased with himself and chuckled.

Soon, the twenty-odd children disappeared.

Linghu Changge sneered, "I don't believe they'll be able to sleep soundly from now on."

Xue Bao'er said, "Why don't we deal with Wang Xiaoque and the others first?"

When Huangfu Sengnian saw them looking at him, he silently took a few steps back.

Li Jie whispered, "Brother Shuang, you'll cover the rear later."

Wang Shuang said dejectedly, "It's me again."

Linghu Changge glanced at Wang Xi and the other three, and said, "Spare their lives first, subdue those children, and then deal with them."

With a flick of his wrist, he slammed the whip hard against the ground with a loud crack, then turned and left.

They had barely left when a little boy suddenly appeared on the wall behind them, calling out, "Brother Xiaoman, Brother Xiaoman."

Li Jieman rushed over, "What's wrong?"

The child chuckled and said, "There's going to be a good show later."

"Is it?"

"Ah."

The boy jumped down from the wall and whispered a few words in Li Jieman's ear.

Li Jieman chuckled and said, "But this is for you."

After the boy left, Li Jieman ran back, grabbed Wang Xi by the neck, and whispered a few words to him.

Wang Xi exclaimed in delight, "Xiao Man, you're such a good brother!"

Li Jieman chuckled and said, "That's not it. It's just that only you would dare to take advantage of this."

"You're so useless! Just wait and see what I'll do."

Linghu Changge and the others went to the dormitory, rested for a while, and then prepared to leave. Catching them one by one would be too troublesome, and more importantly, they wouldn't be able to catch them anyway.

Upon arriving at the courtyard gate, the carriage was already waiting there.

Linghu Changge leaped onto the carriage with both feet, lifted the curtain, and immediately cried out in surprise.

Xue Bao'er, who went up next, was terrified when she saw the car was full of cockroaches. She screamed and the two girls jumped off the car at the same time, landing directly in someone's arms. The person was holding one in each arm and comforting her, "Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! I'm here, sisters, don't be afraid. These sparrows eat insects."

After hearing this, the two women exchanged a glance, and suddenly felt a strange hand groping around on their bodies. They broke free abruptly and saw Wang Xi looking at them with a sly smile.

"Bastard!"

Linghu Changge slapped him across the face.

"I'm hiding!"

Wang Xi crouched down and dodged it.

boom!
A direct punch landed squarely on the nose.

Wang Xi froze, covered her nose with both hands, and watched as tears fell.

"it is good!"

Standing at a distance, Li Bai raised his longsword and shouted, "Well done!"

(End of this chapter)