LPL History

Chapter 36: The loudspeaker pierces the clouds, revealing heavenly secrets; its scatological argumen

Chapter 36: The loudspeaker pierces the clouds, revealing heavenly secrets; its scatological arguments astound the audience with its eloquent and captivating language.

The solo kill in the mid lane elicited continuous gasps of surprise from the studio audience.

Even the two commentators in the commentary booth were briefly stunned.

Can a level 3 card solo kill a Murloc?
I'll take this card poet!
"Um, we see that White seems to have made a small mistake, accidentally getting killed by Lion's Twisted Fate in the mid lane. However, it seems that CLC still maintains a certain advantage at the moment."

Hearing Xiaolou's explanation, TT nodded and tried to use his understanding of the game to analyze the mid-lane solo kill.

"Indeed, it felt like White was playing a bit too hastily, or perhaps because his opponent was a newcomer, he was a little careless."

Xiao Lou nodded, and was about to speak when he heard someone continue:
"In fact, this solo kill from Lion, which seemed ordinary, actually had a hidden secret. It was the inevitable result of Lion's top-level understanding of minion wave management."

"From the moment Fizz started last-hitting minions before Twisted Fate could, White had already fallen into the minion wave trap created by Twisted Fate."

"We see that before level three, the card didn't use its long range advantage to harass the Fizz at all. This seemingly cowardly move was actually a life-or-death situation that the card set up for the Fizz!"

"Because Twisted Fate didn't attack the Fizz, the red team's minions were constantly pushing forward. We can see that before level three, Twisted Fate was constantly adjusting his minion-attacking rhythm in order to keep the minion wave in front of the tower."

"Furthermore, the fact that Twisted Fate's last red card leveled him up to level three seems like a coincidence, but it actually reflects his top-notch understanding of minion waves. That red card was actually the final piece of Lion's plan; he had already timed his experience points perfectly, waiting for this moment."

"From the card's seemingly reckless move forward, giving Fizz room to use his Q, White's fate was actually sealed long ago."

"This solo kill in the mid lane may seem simple and unremarkable, without any eye-catching high-level plays, but it was actually a meticulously planned and strategic move, the result of a brainstorming session!"

A collective "Oh!" rang out in the studio.

Xiao Lou was completely confused, but seeing that the other person had written a lot, she chose to believe them.

"I see. TT, what you just said really makes me feel enlightened."

She turned to look at TT beside her.

But then he noticed that the other person had a complicated expression on their face and opened their mouth.

"Um... I didn't say anything just now."

Xiao Lou was taken aback.

Everyone's eyes instinctively shifted to the players' seats!
Next to Zhou Li's table, a loudspeaker had been placed there at some point!
The loudspeaker that used to shout "Recycling old home appliances" now lies there quietly.

Everyone's mind went blank.

Xiao Lou opened his mouth wide and murmured:
"Just now...was he explaining it himself?"

As if in response to Xiaolou's question, the voice in the studio rang out again as Zhou Li spoke.

"Attention, Lu Benwei, a student in Class 6, Grade 3, your dad brought you two fresh lumps of poop."

Wow, your dad loves you so much!

"Father~ Father~ I love you so much!"

An eerie silence fell over the studio.

Then, the unrestrained laughter pierced Lu Benwei's heart like a sharp knife.

Xiao Lou couldn't help but ask:

"Are players allowed to provide their own commentary during matches?"

TT looked a little embarrassed.

"Um, there's no such provision in our competition rules..."

WE player seat.

His smiling hand trembled uncontrollably, causing him to miss a cannon.

Strawberry made a positioning mistake and almost got killed in a one-on-one fight.

Even IF, whose mind was filled with cilantro, had come to her senses by now, her mind now filled with nothing but shit. "You...you..."

The referee on the sidelines ran over, looking at the megaphone in front of Zhou Li, unsure of what to do.

After all, the organizers didn't expect that a player would actually come on stage with a megaphone to commentate on his own match.

"Hey bro, don't touch my horn! The game isn't over yet, don't affect my performance."

Strawberry couldn't help but laugh and ask:

"There's a loudspeaker. Why didn't you take it out earlier when you were yelling at Lu Benwei to eat shit?"

“How can that be the same?” Zhou Liyi said righteously. “Shouting that Lu Benwei should eat shit is a personal grudge. I use the megaphone to commentate on the game, to help the audience better understand the game, to make the game more popular, and to get more people to pay attention to League of Legends esports. One is personal, the other is the greater good. How can they be compared?”

The referee, who was still hesitating, heard Zhou Li's words, his nostrils flared, he took a deep breath, and turned away.

Zhou Li suddenly realized that living in this simple and innocent era was quite nice.

Although the various systems are not yet perfect, they exude a sense of purity.

He knew all along that with the current commentators' understanding of the game, it would be impossible for them to explain his brilliant plays in the slightest.

So this loudspeaker was prepared.

You should know that the most painful thing in the world is not being prevented from showing off.

It's not that you're showing off, but nobody knows the true quality of that showing off.

Without anyone's help, some people can only boast about themselves.

Only in this way can a mature person have a beginning and an end, forming a perfect closed loop.

Such passionate scenes of offline matches where players stand up and point fingers at each other in the middle of the game are likely to be a thing of the past after this year.

CLC player bench.

When faced with Lu Benwei being attacked face-to-face, no one empathized with him.

Only gloating.

Chris, Lu Benwei's best friend, was already laughing so hard he was practically paralyzed on the table.

"Damn, Viagra, the other side is totally treating you like a Japanese person."

"You're in trouble, Lu Benwei. Can you finish eating all this shit from the studio?"

Hearing his teammates' teasing, Lu Benwei's dark skin even glowed with a rare reddish hue.

"Wow, bro, my original words were, 'If I don't solo kill him at level six, I'll eat shit.' Have you reached level six yet?"

"Okay! Trust our Viagra first!"

Chris had barely finished speaking when he shouted.

"Holy crap! How did the cards end up here?!"

Everyone assumed that after Twisted Fate solo-killing Fizz, he would naturally go back to base to replenish his equipment and health.

I never expected that Twisted Fate would actually run to the bottom lane!

At this moment, CLC's bot lane was putting the most pressure on the enemy, with Caitlyn, who had the red buff, relentlessly attacking WE's tower.

Leona started with her E skill and pointed it at Morgana.

Chris instinctively cast a magic immunity shield on himself and then used his Q skill.

But Leona used Flash and her Q skill to freeze the White Crescent Caitlyn!
At this moment, Zhou Li's shouts echoed in IF's mind from the WE players' bench!
"IF, Abu's sister is here to see you!!"

(End of this chapter)

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