LPL History

Chapter 12 Mirror Flower Water Moon Cloth Princess Weaving a Net, Cyber ​​Sea King IF Sinking Ship
Resentment, grief, and anger.

Countless emotions appeared in Abu's eyes.

Like the tragic second female lead in an idol drama who is betrayed by the male lead.

In the dormitory, Zhou Li brought out a small blackboard from somewhere.

Abu's gaze was firm as he spoke:

"Coach, I want to learn how to date!"

Seeing Abu's sincere attitude, Zhou Li nodded.

He casually turned off his personal charm.

This thing can't be used all the time; it's prone to problems.

"Very good. Where there's a will, there's a way. As long as you have this kind of determination, handling a small IF statement is not a problem at all."

He tapped the blackboard and wrote two words on it with oil paint.

fan.

Then he drew an X next to it.

"Do you know why IF treats you like toilet paper when you stay up all night chatting with people and warming your bed?"

Abu shook his head in confusion.

"Because you were close to IF at the beginning..."

Abu hurriedly waved his little hand.

"It wasn't me, it was my sister."

“Okay, your sister. Your sister initially approached IF as a fan, which directly put you in the position of someone looking up to her, like a nearly expired yogurt in a supermarket discount section that anyone can pick up. Naturally, she felt that you could be summoned and dismissed at will.”

Upon hearing Zhou Li's words, Abu lowered his head and pondered for a moment.

"That seems to be the case. So what should I do now?"

He thought for a moment and added, "How about I get another sister?"

"Yes, but that's a last resort."

Zhou Li turned around and wrote the word "emotion" on the blackboard.

"In a relationship, controlling your partner is essentially about controlling their emotions. Although your start wasn't great, it was a case of overreaching. We can use your sister's fan status to turn things around!"

Abu listened attentively and asked, "How do I do it?"

"Like the example I just gave you, you see a discounted product in the supermarket, you think it's cheap and ignore it, but when you go back the next day, you find that the discounted product has returned to its original price, and you can't even afford it. How would you feel at that moment?"

Abu lowered his head in thought, then slowly uttered two words: "Regret."

Zhou Li didn't speak again, but gave his clever student Abu time to think for himself.

"I know what to do."

Abu raised his head, his eyes gleaming with wisdom.

He saw that Zhou Li had already written eight large characters on the blackboard—

Sometimes near, sometimes far; sometimes cold, sometimes hot.

This is exactly what he was thinking!

"Coach, I understand."

"You've figured it out?"

"I understand."

"No, you haven't figured it out yet."

Abu was taken aback by Zhou Li's words. He then saw Zhou Li turn around and write two more words on the blackboard.

"Character?"

"That's right, a good persona is very important in a relationship. Tell me, what's your sister's online name?"

Abu blushed, looking somewhat shy.

"The sorrowful orchid."

"It's been changed." Zhou Li's face was full of disdain.

"Change it to: AA doesn't eat cilantro."

Abu's face remained blank with surprise, clearly not understanding why AA didn't eat cilantro.

He believes that his melancholic orchids have a very artistic flair.

Zhou Li turned around and wrote down this username, then underlined "AA" with double lines.

"In QQ groups, friends are arranged alphabetically by their first letter. If you add 'AA' before your name, even if he puts you in a 'fish pond' group, you'll still be the top fish in that group as soon as he opens it, instantly triggering fond memories between you. By consistently occupying the top position on the IF social interface, like the most eye-catching product on a supermarket shelf, repeated exposure subtly deepens the memory anchor, ensuring your sister's virtual image takes precedence in the IF subconscious."

Abu's eyes gradually widened.

He hadn't expected the Zhou rituals to be so detailed.

Zhou Li tapped the four characters "I don't eat cilantro" again.

"I don't eat cilantro. It seems like a very ordinary sentence, but it actually contains a lot of meaning. Abandoning typical fan-oriented literary nicknames like 'The Melancholy Orchid,' and using the strongly personal preference of 'I don't eat cilantro' instantly breaks the image of an admiring person. The specific and relatable label suggests that 'Sister' is an individual with independent preferences, creating an image of a picky eater, someone with opinions or a little bit of capriciousness, which makes her seem real and interesting rather than a mindless fan."

Abu's eyes grew brighter and brighter.

"At the same time, the fact that people don't eat cilantro is controversial naturally becomes a hook to start a conversation. People might ask out of curiosity about the reason or share their own dietary preferences, thus creating a natural opportunity for interaction and reversing the passive situation of one-sided appeasement."

Abu immediately changed his nickname and said:

"Coach, I understand."

"You've figured it out?"

"I understand."

"You haven't figured it out!"

Zhou Li turned around and wrote two more words on the blackboard—"portrait".

"Your profile picture is also an important indicator of your public image. What is your profile picture now?"

"A single orchid."

"What should you change it to?"

"A sprig of cilantro?"

"..."

Zhou Li turned around and added two more words in front of the image: "Anime".

"Anime avatars?"

"That's right, to be precise, it's the avatar of a loli anime character!"

Seeing Abu fall into deep thought again, Zhou Li spoke up:

"For an e-sports otaku like IF, the image of anime characters is extremely attractive. The image of a loli can activate the brain's protective instincts, making IF subconsciously feel more affection for your 'older sister'. At the same time, because of your identity as 'older sister', there is a huge contrast with the loli avatar in anime, which arouses IF's curiosity about you."

Seeing the adoration in Abu's eyes, Zhou Li erased the blackboard.

"Try to digest today's lesson. Since ancient times, even heroes have found it hard to resist the charms of a beautiful woman. To have a good relationship is not something that can be achieved overnight. Next, we have tea ceremony class, lotus cultivation class, and even a 'knee-knee' class to learn. You need to work hard."

Abu nodded.

Then I saw my phone ring.

"Coach, IF really did message my... sister. He asked me why I don't eat cilantro."

"Then what should you do?"

Abu thought for a moment and said, "Ignore him."

A relieved smile appeared on Zhou Li's face.

“I’ve always felt that you have a lot of talent.”

He walked to the side and took out his diary.

June 4th, sunny. Lord, I want to confess to you. Today, I taught Abu how to seduce IF. Admittedly, this is wrong, but I had to do it to save LPL. I feel like I'm complicit, but I know I'm an undercover agent. I hope the Lord will forgive me.

I have no choice now. If I have the chance, I will definitely be a good person next time.

(End of this chapter)