LPL History

Chapter 10: Ji Kaiqu devises a love scheme to relieve her sorrow; the Nose King suffers resentment and worries about his future.
Abu instinctively tried to slip his hand into Zhou Li's arm.

However, the quick-witted Zhou Li moved aside first.

He looked in the direction of the sound and saw a group of figures squatting next to a flower bed not far away.

"Who the hell is it? Why the hell are they wailing like that in the middle of the night?"

When Abu saw Zhou Li about to go up and check, he was so frightened that he tried to stop him, but Zhou Li took five steps ahead of Abu, giving him no chance at all.

He was a little scared and didn't dare to be alone, so he took out his toothbrush from the plastic bag, held it tightly in his hand as a weapon, and followed them.

Zhou Li walked to the figure and frowned.

I feel like I've seen this person before.

He stretched out his foot and kicked the other person's shin.

"Hey buddy, what happened? Why are you crying so hard? Tell me so I can have a laugh."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The man buried his head in his arms and cried even harder.

Abu, who had come closer, breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that it was a person.

"Oh dear, what's wrong with you? Why are you squatting here crying all by yourself?"

The sobbing paused for a moment.

The man looked up as he responded.

"Sister, my girlfriend dumped me..."

The three of them locked eyes, and time seemed to stand still.

Zhou Li's lips twitched twice.

That guy squatting by the flowerbed, feeling all emo late at night, isn't that IF, WE's online dating expert?
Abu's expression also looked rather unpleasant.

He hates it when people call him "sister".

IF felt that his vision was going black.

He originally thought that his vulnerability had drawn comfort from a kind-hearted older sister, thus beginning a unique encounter. But he never expected that there was no such thing as a confidante.
It turns out to be a XX and a eunuch!
Fearing the IF company would perish, Zhou Li stepped forward to defuse the awkward situation.

"Brother, think positively, it's just a woman."

"Your most important task right now is to train hard and build your career."

Haven't you heard the old saying?

"Even a clever housewife can't cook without rice, but if there's rice, a pretty housewife will come and cook."
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Ten p.m.

Zhou Li turned off the dormitory lights and decided to continue learning Latin dance in his dreams.

He has maintained this habit for almost half a month now, and I must say he has reaped considerable benefits.

But the rustling noises coming from the lower bunk kept Zhou Li awake.

"Abu, are you masturbating? Is your hardware up to par?"

As Abu's creditor, Zhou Li naturally spoke with more authority.

Abu seemed to be angered by Zhou Li's teasing and remained silent for a while.

But in this WE, apart from Zhou Li, he had no one else to confide in, so he couldn't help but speak up.

"Zhou Li, I've been thinking about something."

Zhou Li ignored Abu, so Abu continued talking to himself.

"Seeing IF so upset tonight made me uneasy. The TGA Grand Prix is ​​about to start, and if IF is in this state, I don't think he will perform well in the competition."

Upon hearing Abu's words, Zhou Li, who had already started practicing Latin dance, instantly regained his senses and became interested.

It seems the main storyline is finally about to begin!

"Oh? What do you say?"

Abu spoke in a deep voice:

"You should know that when I visited clubs in Germany, they all had dedicated psychological counselors. This was to help professional players address their psychological issues before matches, thus ensuring they maintained peak performance."

Zhou Li echoed in agreement, "And then?"

"I've decided to volunteer and see if I can become the psychological counselor for our WE club." "And then?"

That's it.

"..."

Zhou Li couldn't hold back any longer. He turned over, poked his head out, and stared intently at Abu on the lower bunk.

The pink sheets made Zhou Li feel as if she were surrounded by flowers.

"You want to be a psychological counselor?"

"Yes."

"Do you have any qualifications to become a psychological counselor?"

"I think I'm quite good at psychological analysis."

Zhou Liqi chuckled and asked:
"Now analyze my psychology, what I'm thinking right now."

Abu paused for a moment, then parted her red lips slightly.

"You think I'm an idiot now."

"..."

To be honest, she truly lives up to her title of "Deceptive Enchantress"; she's got real skills.

“Ahem,” Zhou Li coughed awkwardly, “What you’re doing isn’t psychological analysis, it’s called self-awareness.”

Before Abu could get angry, Zhou Li quickly changed the subject.

"Psychoanalysis is one thing, but what's more important for a psychotherapist is solving psychological problems. Tell me, in this situation, how would you help him?"

Abu clearly wanted a job at WE and immediately started thinking about it seriously.

"Help him shift his focus, just like you said to him last night, let him concentrate on his career first, and give him some inspirational words."

Zhou Li scoffed at Abu's words.

“I had that pretty woman give him a blowjob every night, did it work? Besides, Abu, you've learned so much advanced knowledge from Germany, are you just going to let your talents go to waste and become a psychologist?”

Abu's tone became noticeably hesitant.

"This is all for our WE club, I'm sacrificing some things..."

"You're being narrow-minded, buddy. The IF problem is actually quite easy to solve. As the saying goes, 'the one who tied the knot must untie it,' and 'emotional intelligence needs a partner to heal it.' Since IF is so heartbroken because he lost his girlfriend, just find him another one, and the problem will be solved!"

In the darkness, Zhou Li noticed a light coming from the lower bunk that seemed to pierce the sky!
Those were the dazzling stars shining in Abu's eyes!
At that moment, Zhou Li knew that Abu had awakened!

"Makes sense!"

Abu's voice became quite shrill from excitement.

"But where am I supposed to find her a girlfriend?"

Zhou Li remained silent in the face of Abu's question.

He knew that Abu's Ren and Du meridians had been opened, and with Buji's talent, there was no need for him to continue to offer advice. If something really went wrong, he wouldn't have to get himself into trouble.

"There aren't many girls around me who like esports..."

"Hire a girl? You can borrow Zhou Li again..."

"No."

Abu fell silent.

But Zhou Li knew that he had found the right path.
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Separated from Zhou Li's dormitory by only one wall, Ruofeng stared blankly at the ceiling.

What happened today was a blow to him no less than the death finger he used to throw at creeps when he was a professional DOTA player.

That one finger plunged him into a media storm, making his poor skills known to everyone in the Dota community. In the end, he could only leave the Dota scene in disgrace and switch to League of Legends.

With his experience in MOBA games, Ruofeng quickly made a name for himself in the League of Legends scene and gained a large following, becoming the respected world's number one card player.

It can be said that he is currently at the peak of his career.

However, Zhou Li had already posed a great threat to him.

Today's solo performance made him lose face in front of everyone at the club.

(End of this chapter)