I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.
Chapter 66: The Ultimate Complete Version - Male Succubus?
Chapter 66: The Ultimate Complete Version - Male Succubus?
Suite 3602.
Lu Ziqiao: "Question! If you meet a girl you like at a bar, how would you approach her, and what would be your first words?"
After hesitating for a while, Zhanbo finally said, "I will go up to her and say hello, is anyone here?"
Lu Ziqiao: "Wrong! You should walk up to her, order a drink, and most importantly, don't talk to her!"
Zhanbo was bewildered: "Why?"
Lu Ziqiao: "If you directly approach a girl, she will be wary and will most likely reject you! Everyone has their own safe distance, and if you walk up to her, it's like invading that safe distance."
"Think about what will happen next?"
Zhanbo was bewildered and didn't understand.
"Fool, she'll take the initiative to look you up and scrutinize you!" Lu Ziqiao said calmly. "If you're good enough to satisfy her, she'll stay there, and it'll be natural for you to strike up a conversation with her."
"If they are not satisfied with you, they will leave on their own or tell you 'this place is already taken,' and you can just give up."
Zhanbo suddenly realized, staring wide-eyed at Lü Ziqiao, utterly astonished.
Why didn't he think of that?
Gu Yifan: Yeah, how come I didn't think of that?
At first, Gu Yifan was dismissive of Lu Ziqiao's skills, but now it seems that there is some truth to Lu Ziqiao's success in the dating scene.
Lu Ziqiao smiled smugly, "This is nothing."
He coughed and continued, "Question! What will you do next?"
Zhanbo thought for a moment and replied, "Talk to her? After all, she hasn't left."
Lu Ziqiao smacked his lips and shook his head, "Wrong again!"
Zhanbo was bewildered.
"You shouldn't talk to her, but ask the bartender where the restroom is, and then go to the restroom!"
Zhanbo: "Why is that?"
Gu Yifan also perked up his ears.
Lu Ziqiao calmly said, "When you come back, if that girl is still there, don't hesitate to strike up a conversation with her."
"What if she leaves?" Zhanbo asked naively.
“That means she was too embarrassed to leave just now. You can choose another target now,” Lu Ziqiao said immediately.
Gu Yifan thought that Lü Ziqiao was truly a talented person.
Even Zeng Xiaoxian became interested in what Lu Ziqiao said and asked with great enthusiasm, "What if a girl doesn't play by the rules and strikes up a conversation with him first?"
Lu Ziqiao's expression turned strange.
"For example?"
"For example, being impressed by the other person's status as a famous host, feeling that the other person is very talented." Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't finished speaking enthusiastically.
"Wait a minute." Lu Ziqiao raised his hand to interrupt Zeng Xiaoxian, and asked with a shrug, "First of all, how did that girl know your identity?"
Zeng Xiaoxian fell silent.
Lu Ziqiao shook his head and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder, "Secondly, buddy, if you go to a bar dressed like this, I guarantee no girl will talk to you."
"What's wrong with my clothes?" Zeng Xiaoxian was indignant. He thought he was dressed well, and his denim jacket was very tasteful.
"As the saying goes, clothes make the man and a saddle makes the horse. Even if Tony Leung doesn't wear a suit, his looks are slightly less attractive. If you want to chat up a girl, dressing appropriately is the most important thing."
Lu Ziqiao straightened his shirt collar and said with a serious expression.
"Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we should still dress neatly; it's an attitude!"
"So, Mr. Zeng, if you want to chat up girls, you should change into a nice outfit."
"Who said I was going to hit on girls?" Zeng Xiaoxian blushed immediately. "I'm the one who gets hit on, okay?"
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Gu Yifan: "."
"puff."
Everyone except Zeng Xiaoxian laughed, laughed arrogantly.
Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened. "What advice do you have for me?"
Lu Ziqiao burst into laughter, "Teacher Zeng, if you say Yifan got hit on, I'll believe it. That guy can really make a living off his looks. But you... forget it."
Zeng Xiaoxian stiffened his neck, but looking at Gu Yifan beside him, he couldn't bring himself to say that he wasn't bad either. Looks are a gift from one's parents; what could he do about it?
I've roughly figured out Zhanbo's background; I'm a complete novice.
Lu Ziqiao, true to his playful nature, said he wanted to take Zhanbo out to broaden his horizons.
Zeng Xiaoxian was also bored, so he decided to go with them.
Lu Ziqiao also invited Gu Yifan to participate in this "first collective exercise, oops, activity" for the boys of Love Apartment.
Gu Yifan actually wanted to join in the fun, not for any other reason than to see how Zhanbo would strike up a conversation.
Unfortunately, he had other things to do.
The woman who claimed to be his sister's best friend, 'Weiwei,' had arranged to meet Gu Yifan on Saturday.
It's today.
She just messaged Gu Yifan to ask about the apartment's location, and after considering it, Gu Yifan decided to meet her at a coffee shop in the commercial street.
Suite 3601.
Gu Yifan returned, grabbed his wallet, and prepared to leave.
"Gu Yifan, are you going out?"
Lin Wanyu's voice drifted from the second floor; it sounded a bit strange, like a girl's sweet voice.
"hold head high."
Gu Yifan looked up and saw Lin Wanyu leaning on the second-floor railing, wearing shorts, and her fair and slender legs were clearly visible.
Her loose, slightly wavy hair and delicate face were flushed.
"Where are you going? Take me with you." Lin Wanyu continued in that sweet, coquettish tone, her innocent, beautiful eyes blinking at Gu Yifan.
"Is your throat sore?" Gu Yifan asked after a moment of silence.
Lin Wanyu: "."
These words immediately silenced her.
The two looked at each other from afar.
"No, what's wrong?"
"Sounds weird."
Gu Yifan was about to say that it was a bit pretentious, but for some reason, his subconscious told him that Lin Wanyu would definitely be angry if he said that.
"Remember to take medicine if you catch a cold," Gu Yifan finally changed his mind.
Lin Wanyu was stunned for a moment before realizing that Gu Yifan was referring to her tone. She immediately gritted her teeth in anger, thinking, "What an insensitive guy!"
But considering that he was just about to take the initiative, he reluctantly held back.
"I'm fine. Where are you going? Take me with you." Lin Wanyu asked expectantly.
Gu Yifan blinked. Why did his voice change back?
"No."
"Why not?" Lin Wanyu was a little unhappy. She had taken the initiative to get closer to Gu Yifan, but she was rejected.
"Something came up." Gu Yifan intended to leave after saying that, but for some inexplicable reason, he added, "It's about my sister."
Lin Wanyu finally gave up.
She looked at Gu Yifan understandingly, "Alright then, go and come back quickly."
"understood."
Gu Yifan nodded, hesitated for a moment before leaving, and said, "I'll be back soon."
Gu Yifan didn't see the surprise and delight that flashed in Lin Wanyu's beautiful eyes.
He acted strangely when he went out.
Why has Miss Lin suddenly become so enthusiastic? And why are some strange thoughts popping into his head?
For example, how to get closer to Lin Wanyu, how to talk to her in a way that will make her happy, and how to cultivate goodwill towards her.
"System, is this any of your business?"
[You have listened attentively to the profound teachings of a great master of Tantric Buddhism, gaining insights from his many years of experience in the art of dual cultivation. If you were to learn all of these, you might acquire a unique secret technique. Please experience the specific effects for yourself.]
Lu Ziqiao teaching Zhanbo how to pick up girls—in other words, this is what's called "teaching"?
Gu Yifan remained silent for a moment.
He knew he was a bit straightforward, mainly because he had never been in a relationship and had no experience.
But now, this only weakness seems to be gradually healing.
Gu Yifan: Hiss, then that means...
— Possessing Lu Ziqiao's flirting skills, a face resembling Pan An, and the ultimate male succubus with a physique beyond that of an ordinary person?
(End of this chapter)
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