I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.
Chapter 40: Teaching Zhanbo how to pick up girls, me?
Chapter 40: Teaching Zhanbo how to pick up girls, me?
Suite 3601.
As soon as Gu Yifan walked in, Hu Yifei, who jumped up from the sofa in a flurry, grabbed his arm.
A conditioned reflex usually causes the body to tense up.
It means they have psychological trauma.
Fortunately, Hu Yifei didn't intend to use an over-the-shoulder throw as a surprise for Gu Yifan's first day of staying.
On the contrary, Hu Yifei's domineering phoenix eyes looked at Gu Yifan with expectation and joy, making him feel intimidated.
Hu Yifei is a combination of contradictions. She has a captivating face and alluring eyes, but when combined, they create an unassailable aura of dominance.
"Welcome back~" Hu Yifei said with a smile.
Gu Yifan exchanged a glance with the dazed Lin Wanyu beside him and said cautiously.
"Sister Fei, is something the matter?"
"Hey, it's nothing~ It's not a big deal." Hu Yifei patted Gu Yifan's arm.
[Body Tempering in Progress]
Okay, so something did happen, and it's not a small matter!
Gu Yifan couldn't resist Hu Yifei's stubbornness and was dragged to the sofa.
"You have to let me put my things down, right?" Gu Yifan said, both amused and exasperated.
He was also carrying several large bags.
Lin Wanyu, standing to the side, wondered if these two had really just met.
Hu Yifei put her hands on her hips and instantly changed her expression to look at her younger brother, "What are you still standing there for? Help me carry these things. How can you be so inconsiderate?"
Lu Zhanbo quickly got up and took the shopping bag from Gu Yifan with a bitter face.
Seeing the younger brother's humble appearance, Gu Yifan felt even more resistant to his so-called older sister.
Fortunately, Miss Lin suddenly had a flash of inspiration and stepped forward to rescue her 'boyfriend' from his predicament, taking Hu Yifei's arm.
"Sister Feifei, what do you need from my Fanfan?"
Gu Yifan looked up in astonishment, his mouth forming an "o" shape. Could such sweet words really have come from Lin Wanyu's mouth?
Lin Wanyu gave Gu Yifan a look that said, "Don't forget, we're a couple! A couple!"
Gu Yifan reluctantly accepted it.
Hu Yifei's affectionate nickname for Lin Wanyu was not surprising at all.
In her opinion, these two young couples were very much in love. When she heard that Gu Yifan was missing, this Lin Daiyu was almost crying with worry. That didn't prove how deep their feelings were.
"It's really nothing serious." Hu Yifei eagerly handed Gu Yifan an apple, waiting for him to take it.
The two looked at each other.
Hu Yifei: With an ambiguous smile
Gu Yifan: "."
Could this apple be the poisoned apple that the wicked queen gave to Snow White? To be honest, he felt weak and helpless right now.
Hu Yifei: "Eat, eat, don't be shy."
Gu Yifan finally couldn't resist Hu Yifei's eager gaze and took a bite of the apple.
The "Energy-Boosting Fruit" can replenish some of the depleted spiritual energy; it is non-toxic and safe to consume.
Phew, Gu Yifan is relieved.
"That's how it is." Hu Yifei then rubbed her jade-like hands and smiled like a fox, "Little Gu, I'm a few years older than you, so I'll just call you Little Gu."
Gu Yifan nodded.
"Our Zhanbo has always been immune to girls. He's 24 and still single, and he's never even held a girl's hand." As she spoke, Hu Yifei gave Zhanbo a disappointed look with her beautiful eyes.
"As his older sister, I'm also worried. Xiao Gu, when you have time, could you give Zhanbo a lesson and teach him how to flirt with girls? What do you say?"
Hu Yifei finally revealed her true colors.
There's nothing she can do; she can't personally demonstrate to Zhanbo how to woo a girl, right?
We'll just have to find something ready-made.
Gu Yifan was surprised and taken aback.
"Me?" Pointing to his own nose, Gu Yifan felt that Hu Yifei was giving him too much credit. He was also a 24-year-old single guy who had never even held a girl's hand.
The more Gu Yifan thought about it, the more convinced he became.
'No, who are you calling a liar?' 'Teach Zhanbo?' Gu Yifan looked at Lu Zhanbo beside him.
Zhanbo was also afraid of his older sister, so he quickly nodded and mouthed the words.
"Don't refuse... just say yes!"
Upon learning that Hu Yifei wanted Gu Yifan to teach Zhanbo how to date, Lin Wanyu could hardly contain her laughter.
Haha, this is simply the biggest joke of 2007.
No, hold it in! Lin Wanyu forced back her increasingly uncontrollable laughter. Quickly think of something sad, think of something!
"Pfft~"
Miss Lin's life was too perfect; she had no sad things to do.
All three pairs of eyes turned to Lin Wanyu.
Lin Wanyu hugged her stomach and giggled for a long time before finally getting up, panting.
"Is this funny?" Gu Yifan asked with a straight face.
"Wanyu, what are you laughing at?" Hu Yifei asked, puzzled.
Zhanbo: "Waaaaah, this is so embarrassing, I want to die."
Lin Wanyu's eyes darted around, and she quickly came up with an excuse, "No, Feifei, you've got the wrong person when you look for Gu Yifan."
As she spoke, Lin Wanyu had a sudden inspiration. She sat down next to Gu Yifan, hugged his arm affectionately, and said something that shocked Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo.
Actually, I was the one who pursued Gu Yifan.
To be honest, Zhanbo was jealous. Heavens above! Why? Such a beautiful and lovely girlfriend, and she even took the initiative to be with him!
Gu Yifan turned his head, his eyes filled with displeasure as he looked at Lin Wanyu. "Director, this scene wasn't mentioned before! Was it added later?!"
"I'm just trying to get you out of this, you idiot!" Lin Wanyu responded with a disdainful look.
Gu Yifan is such a straight man, his flaws will eventually be seen through. It would be better to say that you pursued him, then it won't matter if Gu Yifan is a bit of a straight man.
Lin Wanyu thought to herself that she was a clever little devil; her reputation was very valuable, and this scoundrel got it for free.
All of the above happen in an instant.
Gu Yifan turned his head and looked at Hu Yifei, who had a surprised look in her eyes. He had no choice but to nod and said in a deep voice.
"That's right, it was Wanyu who pursued me."
"So you've never had a girlfriend before?" Hu Yifei asked, still unwilling to give up.
"We were dating before, which was considered puppy love, but my family was very strict," Gu Yifan replied flawlessly.
Hu Yifei fell silent, and just as Gu Yifan thought she might be giving up and breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's great!"
Ms. Hu was so moved that tears streamed down her face.
"Huh?!" the three of them exclaimed in unison.
Hu Yifei grabbed Gu Yifan's arm, her gaze intense and sharp, like Liu Bei entrusting Zhuge Liang as his regent before his death.
"To be pursued by girls without ever having been in a relationship—that's a huge difference!"
"This kid must have something special about him. Why didn't I think of letting other girls pursue Zhanbo? Is my brother, Hu Yifei's brother, any worse than anyone else? No, he's not!"
"So let him impart more experience to Zhanbo, so all those pretty girls will come after him~ That'll do!"
Ms. Hu can already imagine the scene of 3601 having many descendants.
"Dannive, keep an eye on your younger brother, Lu Xiaobo."
"Elinda, change Wolfsky's diaper!"
Whether Gu Yifan resisted or not, he gained another student.
Fortunately, the teaching wasn't for nothing. Hu Yifei promised to treat her new roommate and relationship mentor, Gu Yifan, and Lin Wanyu to dinner the next day.
Lin Wanyu looked at Lu Zhanbo with pity in her eyes.
'This kid's doomed. With Gu Yifan as his teacher, he'll probably never find a girlfriend in his life.'
(End of this chapter)
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