I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 245 Dog Biscuits Are Delicious and a Comprehensive Management Plan
Go back inside the house.

Gu Yifan took out the 'Superior Spirit Beast Pill' gifted by the system from the red rope space.

Gu Yifan was stunned when he saw the amount of money he had expected.

Whose 'bottle' is actually a bucket, a big water bucket at that!
Two large barrels of 'spirit beast pills', each estimated to weigh ten kilograms.

"System, come out and clean up the mess."

[Spirit Beast Pill! Developed by the Hengwang Mansion, a long-established sect in the beast taming world!]

[Contains all the nutrients needed by most spirit beasts! Refined from high-grade spirit herbs brimming with spiritual energy.]

Just ten pills are enough to meet the daily intake needs of a young spirit beast.

Still complaining about spending all day cutting spirit herbs and preparing spirit food, leaving no time for cultivation? Still worried about your pet's shedding, dry fur, and malnutrition?

[Spirit Beast Pills are your best choice. Even the top-tier spirit beast, the Three-Eyed Golden Crow, raves about them. They are an essential item for any beast-taming cultivator!]

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"Are you advertising for this system?" Gu Yifan muttered, a black line appearing on his forehead.

"Could this thing be dog food from a cultivation world?"

Gu Yifan stroked his chin, lost in thought.

"It really does look like it."

After all, tamed beasts need to eat, drink, and relieve themselves, so it's not surprising that they have animal food.

When Gu Yifan lifted the lid of the 'Otherworldly Dog Wolf', he was even more certain that it was definitely animal food.

One by one, round, dark brown pills, shaped like hawthorn digestive pills, came into view, emitting a faint fragrance and with a rich color.

To be fair, this thing is much better than Ziqiao's magic pills. Gu Yifan recalled that unbearable night.

"Wang"

Little Ten Thousand also smelled the 'otherworldly dog ​​food' aroma, raised its cute little head, and ran to Gu Yifan's feet at some point.

It stood up and clung to Gu Yifan's trouser leg, its eyes full of anticipation, its tail wagging so hard it almost left a blur.

"Want some?" Gu Yifan picked up a spirit beast pill the size of two thumbs and asked Xiao Shiwan curiously.

"Hum hum"

Little Ten Thousand whimpered even more urgently, some saliva dripping from its mouth, and it paced around anxiously.

"Chirp chirp."

"Just call out, and I'll give you some," Gu Yifan said with a smile as he squatted down.

The little mongrel was still a bit slow-witted and didn't understand, tilting its head to look at Gu Yifan.

Gu Yifan patiently said, "Just bark once, and I'll give you food."

It was repeated several times in a row.

Xiao Shiwan finally understood what was going on and let out a loud groan.

"Wang!"

"Good dog."

Gu Yifan ruffled the dog's head with satisfaction, muttering to himself, "But can you really eat this?"

Xiao Shiwan was anxious and started pulling at Gu Yifan's trouser leg.

"I didn't say you couldn't have any, don't be silly. It should be fine, it's just a little too big, I'll break it into pieces."

Worried that Xiao Shiwan might choke, Gu Yifan crushed the thumb-sized spirit beast pill into several pieces before placing it in his palm and squatting down.

Gu Yifan was prepared for Xiao Shiwan to rush up and protect the food.

Unexpectedly, the little dog just lingered near Gu Yifan's hand, its bright eyes fixed on the spirit beast pill in Gu Yifan's hand.

"Why aren't you eating?" Gu Yifan tapped Xiao Shiwan's pink nose.

Little Ten Thousand raised its paw and waved it eagerly, as if signaling Gu Yifan to put it on the ground.

This scene is truly adorable.

"You're quite polite, kid. Wait, it seems you're a female."

Gu Yifan smiled and placed the crushed spirit beast pill in front of Xiao Shiwan. Only after Gu Yifan removed his hand did Xiao Shiwan rush forward.

In less than three seconds, the whirlwind swept it away.

Gu Yifan's eyes widened.

"You don't even chew it before swallowing it?"

It seems that the puppy is indeed like that.

After eating the spirit beast pill, Gu Yifan waited for a while, but he didn't see any change in Xiao Shiwan. Xiao Shiwan was still whining at him, clearly not having had enough.

Gu Yifan: "."

"What were you expecting?"

Gu Yifan tapped his head.

He had indeed been hoping that after eating the small amount, he could transform into a celestial hound, but thinking about it, it didn't seem very scientific.

Since it's not a real game, there's no way to use experience pills to evolve from infancy to adulthood in a single day.

"Fine, since you can eat it, then this will be your dog food from now on. It should last you a long time."

Gu Yifan crushed two more and put them on the ground.

Little Ten Thousand was swept away again in a whirlwind, but this time it seemed to be full and did not continue to whine at Gu Yifan.

"Good dog." Gu Yifan rubbed the dog's head.

Compared to those dogs that don't know when they're full and are possessive of their food, Xiao Shiwan has a really good temperament.

At that moment, the phone vibrated.

Gu Yifan got up and took out his phone. It was a message from Nuolan, asking him when he was going to visit her.

Gu Yifan typed a reply, but then caught a glimpse of a dog sneaking around out of the corner of his eye.

Little Ten Thousand was trying to stand up from the ground and climb onto the bucket containing the spirit beast pills, but unfortunately, its short legs couldn't reach the edge.

Anxiety flashed in his dark little eyes.

At that moment, a cruel hand of fate descended from the sky and grabbed it by the back of the neck.

He pulled the small ten thousand from the ground.

Gu Yifan looked at Xiao Shiwan, who was pretending to be innocent, with a blank expression and pursed his lips.

"You were just saying you were obedient, but it seems you're not so easy to deal with after all."

"It's not that I won't let you eat it, let's see how it goes first," Gu Yifan said, tapping Xiao Shiwan's head.

This spirit beast pill does indeed contain abundant spiritual energy; what if I eat too much and get a full stomach?

Xiao Shiwan whimpered twice, seemingly begging for mercy.

"Let's talk about it tonight." Gu Yifan hugged Xiao Shiwan tightly. Its fur seemed to have absorbed the fragrance of spirit beast pills, and the milk smell was gone.

"Let Meijia take care of it for a while." Gu Yifan put away the two large buckets of spirit beast pills and turned to leave.

living room.

As soon as Gu Yifan came out, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao sitting on the sofa with their heads close together, eating something furtively.

"Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao?"

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian shuddered, dropping the biscuit in his hand to the ground. He turned his head and saw that it was Gu Yifan, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"You scared me to death! I thought it was Yifei. Welcome back! How's school life?"

"Hi, bye~ Aren't there a lot of pretty girls at university?" Lu Ziqiao was sucking his fingers and waving at Gu Yifan.

"It's alright, it's just that my roommate is as cheeky as you, Teacher Zeng," Gu Yifan joked.

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes. "Hey, how can you talk like that, kid?"

As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian took a bone-shaped biscuit from the open tin box on the table and threw it into his mouth.

"I don't know where Yifei bought these cookies, but they taste pretty good," Zeng Xiaoxian commented while eating.

"It's a bit bland," Ziqiao nodded, smacked his lips, and added, "But it's so addictive!"

"That's right!"

The two like-minded guys gave each other a high five.

"Cookies?" Gu Yifan was taken aback. Where did these cookies come from?

“Yeah, Yifei just bought some cookies. Yifan, do you want some? Don’t tell her, okay?” Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the tin box on the table and invited her.

Gu Yifan looked at the iron box and found it very familiar. He fell silent, his eyes turning strange.

"Teacher Zeng, have you eaten?"

"Yes, I ate it." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded.

Ziqiao explained, "We came here looking for food and found that Yifei had cookies, but she wouldn't give them to us. Tch."

"This is another victory for our Men's Gang over Hu Yifei's dominance!" Zeng Xiaoxian said casually.

"By the way, I heard from Guan Gu that you picked up a puppy, Yifan?"

Gu Yifan was absolutely certain that the box of biscuits was the dog biscuits that Guan Gu bought for 'Xiao Shiwan' at the pet store.

However, he remembered that it should have been put in a bag.

Even if Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao are stupid, they should know that a bag of dog food, chew sticks, freeze-dried food, etc., is dog biscuits.
Combine this with what the two of them said.

Yifei took it out and specifically told them not to touch it.
The answer seems obvious.

Gu Yifan hesitated, his eyes filled with pity, "Teacher Zeng, have you offended Sister Yifei again?"

"It's not so much about offending anyone," Ziqiao said, tossing a cookie into his mouth. "It's more of a challenge to our dignity!"

"We also have Guan Gu, so we've formed the 'Defenders Alliance'," Zeng Xiaoxian said smugly, his arm around Zi Qiao's shoulder.

"What is the Defenders Alliance?" Gu Yifan asked, puzzled.

Zeng Xiaoxian explained, "The full name is 'The Alliance to Defend the Dignity and Status of Us Men in the Apartment and Not Be Bullied by Feminists Like Hu Yifei!' Why didn't Yifei tell you?"

"No." Gu Yifan walked forward, carrying Xiao Shiwan.

Little Shiwan smelled the dog biscuits and stared intently at the metal box. Zeng Xiaoxian called out to Little Shiwan with soft "sniff sniff sniff," but Little Shiwan ignored him.

"Damn, this stuff is so addictive! I wonder where Yifei bought it. I'll buy some too."

Ziqiao's hands moved incredibly fast as he continued to toss dog biscuits into his mouth.

Gu Yifan felt somewhat guilty and subtly reminded him, "Ziqiao, don't you think something's wrong?"

"Hiss, something's not right," Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment, then looked down and was shocked. "Damn, we've eaten so much!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the half-empty tin box and panicked a little. "It's just that I feel like I only ate a little bit. You ate most of it, Ziqiao."

"Bullshit!" Ziqiao glared.

The two looked at each other.

"Forget it, we're all members of the alliance, why are we fighting each other so fiercely? Let's just finish it all and give Hu Yifei a big surprise!" Lu Ziqiao suggested with a glint in his eye.

“Agreed!” Zeng Xiao immediately echoed, his smile bright and revealing a hint of smugness.

Gu Yifan shook his head; these two were beyond saving.

Hopefully, they'll still be able to laugh when they learn the cruel truth.

"What about Sister Yifei and Zhanbo?"

"Oh, they went to help Meijia find vegetables," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a shrug.

Meijia discovered that the two large bags of vegetables she had placed in the elevator and taken up to the sixth floor had mysteriously disappeared.

This group is now mobilizing everyone to search for the 'vegetable thief'.

Gu Yifan suddenly realized that this was how Meijia had secretly followed him and Guan Gu.

"By the way, Teacher Zeng, why did you form this alliance?"

Gu Yifan's mindset subtly shifted when he saw the two 'cookie thieves' who were so brazenly stealing the 100,000 dog cookies in front of him.

Anyway, he had already reminded them.

“It’s the Defenders Alliance.” Zeng Xiaoxian said with some grief and indignation when he mentioned this.

"You have no idea how outrageous Hu Yifei has been since you left!"

“Exactly!” Ziqiao chimed in, “It’s like having irregular periods, causing us trouble at every turn.”

"Our suite is just a little dirty and messy, but it's quiet because of the cute little furry animals," Zeng Xiaoxian said stubbornly, despite his misunderstanding.

"A furry little animal?" Gu Yifan seemed to already be able to imagine what it was.

"There are mice in your suite?"

“Those are little northern mice, different from the big gray rats of the south, they’re very cute,” Zeng Xiaoxian argued.

"And then, how did Sister Yifei put pressure on you?" Gu Yifan's feelings towards these two gradually changed, and he crossed his arms to ask.

"Last time, I only asked her to help me catch a mouse," Lu Ziqiao said sullenly, "and it turned out to be a fatal mistake!"

"One fall and you're crippled!" Zeng Xiaoxian chimed in.

“Give Yifei an excuse to interfere in the internal affairs of our suite 3602!” Zi Qiao’s eyes were full of regret.

"At first, Yifei just used the excuse that Meijia was the only girl in our suite and shouldn't be bullied by us, and insisted that we do a thorough cleaning!"

"Ziqiao: I bet every student hates the classroom cleaning before holidays!"

"There are even teachers who make students who are still developing wipe the floor with a rag!"

"For example? For example, that wicked Teacher Hu!!! She forced me, Teacher Zeng, and Guan Gu—okay, Guan Gu doesn't count—to do forced labor."

"I see that Meijia cleans every day, how could there be mice?"

Ignoring the complaints from Hu Yifei about forcing him to clean the toilet and demanding that Zi Qiao keep it spotless, Gu Yifan frowned in confusion.

Zeng Xiaoxian still had a conscience, and with a sheepish smile, he lowered his head and said, "Yes, it's Ziqiao's room."

Ziqiao's room was piled with all sorts of takeout boxes and beer bottles, while Guangu's room had a bunch of unwashed, smelly socks.

“Teacher Zeng, aren’t you quite a clean person?” Gu Yifan nodded and said.

Mentioning this makes Zeng Xiaoxian furious, he grits his teeth, and is filled with grief and indignation!
"Hu Yifei threw away all the magazines I used to pad my bed, saying they were HS journals! She said they attracted those male rats to make their nest there. Tell me, isn't that a ridiculous reason?"

Gu Yifan: "."

"A little bit, indeed."

"In short!" Ziqiao coughed, his eyes blazing with anger.

"Since this incident, my repeated tolerance of Teacher Zeng and Guan Gu has only emboldened Hu Yifei."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, his eyes blazing with anger, "Hu Yifei's twisted controlling nature is no longer satisfied with just venting on poor Zhanbo."

"And...and transfer it to every man in the apartment!"

Neither of the two people, who were talking with their backs to the door, noticed that the door to room 3601 had been quietly opened a crack.

Gu Yifan noticed this, "Ahem, to be fair, it's not wrong for Sister Yifei to ask you to clean up."

"We can't let Mika do all the cleaning by herself, Mika works very hard too."

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian exchanged a glance and said in unison, "Yifan, you traitor! What you said is exactly the same as what that perverted female demon Hu Yifei said!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with great distress, "As a result, just one week after you left, Hu Yifei came up with some kind of comprehensive management plan!"

"You have no idea how insane this plan is!"

Gu Yifan glanced at the door, which was now even wider, and said dryly, "I advise Teacher Zeng and you to think carefully before you speak."

"Hmph, we're going to talk!" Zeng Xiaoxian was already completely absorbed in criticizing Yifei.

"Yifei even considers our washing up, lighting up, and going to bed as noise and demands our permission!" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, lost in his own world.

"Does she have eyes that can see a thousand miles, or ears that can hear the wind? She can hear us even through a suite!"

“That’s right,” Ziqiao said as well.

"Hu Yifei also forbids me from inviting those cute girls to my house for parties, forbids me from drinking alcohol in the apartment, and forbids me from listening to Stefanie Sun's songs in the public areas. Why should I do that?!"

"So you guys practiced against Yifei?" Gu Yifan sighed.

Do not live by committing sins.

The door opened, and Ms. Hu, her face ashen and eyes blazing with anger, silently walked in.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao, unaware of the impending doom, are still trying to win over Gu Yifan and join them in resisting Yifei's tyranny.

"Yifan, now that you're back, you'll definitely be managed by Hu Yifei with that twisted, all-encompassing management plan!"

"Why don't you join our Defenders League? We're just missing a general like you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian extended an olive branch to Gu Yifan.

“That’s right. If you, Lao Gu, are willing to join us, we’ll be even more confident in defeating Hu Yifei’s tyranny!” Zi Qiao nodded repeatedly.

Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to feel something furry dart past his feet.

The memory of encountering the rat before was instantly triggered, and she screamed in fright and hid in Ziqiao's arms.

"Ah! What is it!"

Ziqiao was also startled and took a closer look.

"It's a dog. Teacher Zeng, what are you afraid of? Show some manliness!"

Little Ten Thousand, at some point, ran up to Zeng Xiaoxian's feet and was eating the dog biscuit that he had dropped on the ground.

"Oh, it's a puppy! You scared me to death!" Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief.

"Even dogs love these cookies, they're really good."

But then
A cold, icy voice came from behind.

"Heh, you two good-for-nothings, if you had such a big problem with me, why didn't you tell me sooner!"

Ms. Hu's chilling voice reached their ears.

The air felt frozen.

Having just been frightened, Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao let out an even louder scream.

"what!!!"

"Yi-Yi Fei, when did you get back?" Lu Ziqiao asked, his heart pounding with fear.

"Oh? Let me think, back when you were saying—to tolerate me, and even called me a shrew with irregular periods!"

Ms. Hu walked over to Gu Yifan, glanced at him, patted him on the shoulder, and said with satisfaction.

"Gu Yifan, you did a great job. I'm very glad you didn't hang out with those two hopeless guys."

Gu Yifan avoided looking at Teacher Zeng, instead focusing on the traitor's gaze.

He chose to stand on the side of the strong.

Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao, give up, you can't beat Yifei.

"As for the two of you! You're all useless and good for nothing."

Hu Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao again. The two of them were surprisingly in sync, both hugging cushions and curling up in the corner of the sofa, letting out a sneer.

"First, only creatures at the top of the food chain can decide the rules of the game, and I am that person!"

"Secondly, since you want to rebel, you must be prepared. This game is fraught with danger!"

"Hmph, we've at least beaten you once already, and we've finished all the cookies!" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted stubbornly.

Hu Yifei laughed out loud, as if she had heard the funniest joke in the world.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao were a little confused, and a bad feeling arose in their hearts.

"You actually fell for such a childish trick," Ms. Hu said disdainfully, shaking her head.

"What do you mean?!" Ziqiao demanded.

"It means, open your eyes wide and take a good look."

"Are these cookies for humans or dogs?"

Um...

Today is the author's birthday. I'm having a big dinner with friends tonight, and I might drink too much.

I might have to take the day off tomorrow, and I might update less frequently. I'm letting you all know in advance.

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