I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 187 The Untold Story of the Handsome Male College Student and the Beautiful Professor
【System Upgrading】

You have successfully entered Tongji Academy. During your studies at the academy, your learning and cultivation speed will increase by 100%.

[Thanks to the help and strong recommendation of Hu Tangzhu, a guest scholar of Tongji Academy, you will be able to speak at the upcoming opening ceremony.]

If you can achieve a stunning effect at the opening ceremony, you may gain more resources and fame, and may also receive the appreciation and assistance of powerful cultivators and great scholars.

These will all become aids on your future cultivation path! Please give them a little shock from a modern time traveler.

Gu Yifan: "."

System, you're being naughty again.

What kind of time traveler is he?
Then again.

Don't underestimate the value of steamed buns.

Gu Yifan had returned from 25 years ago, giving him a vision that was seventeen years ahead of everyone else.

Why shouldn't they be considered time travelers?

The system's task was clearly to have him make some sensational remarks during the freshman representative's speech at the opening ceremony.

no problem.

It couldn't be easier, since anything Gu Yifan says is considered juicy gossip.

In addition, the bonus that doubles the learning speed within the academy seems pretty good too.

Distracted, Gu Yifan followed Yifei into the teaching building.

However, he didn't notice that Hu Yifei had stopped in front of him and bumped into her directly.

"ah!"

Yifei cried out in surprise.

Hearing the sound and feeling himself bump into something round, Gu Yifan finally realized what was happening and said, "Sorry, Sister Yifei."

Hu Yifei stumbled after being bumped by Gu Yifan, but that wasn't a big deal.

The main reason was that she realized her shapely buttocks had been hit hard by Gu Yifan's raised knee.

A strange feeling suddenly welled up inside Hu Yifei. She turned her head and saw Gu Yifan with an apologetic expression. She glared at him fiercely.

Gu Yifan, you just wait!

But on the surface, Hu Yifei coughed lightly and said calmly, "It's nothing. Let me introduce you. This is Teacher Shangguan."

It turns out that Ms. Hu stopped to greet someone.

Across from me, a slightly chubby female teacher who looked very much like a teacher gave me a kind smile.

When she saw Gu Yifan walk out from behind Hu Yifei, her expression froze, clearly shocked.

Wow! What a handsome and dashing guy!

"Hello, Teacher Shangguan."

"Hello, hello, are you a new teacher at the school?"

As she spoke, Shangguan Chuqian exclaimed in surprise once again.

"Wow! Such smooth skin. Large palms, long and beautiful fingers~ What a day this is, what have I, Shangguan Chuqian, done to deserve to touch the hands of such a handsome man?"

"Teacher Shangguan? Teacher Shangguan?"

Seeing Shangguan Chuqian holding Gu Yifan's hand tightly and looking completely infatuated, Hu Yifei coughed and said.

Teacher Shangguan reluctantly let go of Gu Yifan.

Gu Yifan smiled; he seemed to know who this Teacher Shangguan was.

"I'm not a new teacher, I'm a freshman in this class."

"Oh"

Unfortunately, Teacher Shangguan was so focused on Gu Yifan's smile that she didn't even hear what he said.

"Wow, no wonder Teacher Hu wasn't angry when she was hit. How come this handsome guy's smile is so good-looking?"

It's worth mentioning that Hu Yifei's volatile temper and her enthusiasm and helpfulness were both well-known at school.

It is said that a basketball team student from a certain department somehow offended this teacher, Mr. Hu.

As a result, the two tall and strong boys not only got beaten up, but were also forced to play a ball game.

Hu Yifei led a team cobbled together from a bunch of haphazardly trained students and actually defeated the department's basketball team, becoming a legendary story at the school.

There's a poem that goes: "Better to offend the King of Hell than to offend Yifei!"
"Then let's go first."

Hu Yifei couldn't bear to look at Shangguan Chuqian's gaze, which seemed to devour Gu Yifan.

She grabbed Gu Yifan's arm and left.

"Goodbye, Teacher Shangguan." Gu Yifan nodded to her.

"Goodbye~"

Watching Hu Yifei and Gu Yifan disappear into the distance, Shangguan Chuqian, who was still captivated by the handsome men's good looks, took a long time to come back to her senses.

"Goodness gracious! Didn't Teacher Hu just hold that handsome guy's hand? Could he be her boyfriend?!"

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"Oh no, I forgot to ask that handsome guy's name."

Hu Yifei pulled Gu Yifan up two floors before realizing she was holding his hand. She quickly let go and scolded him.

"Can you tone down your charm a bit? You've captivated Teacher Shangguan."

"You can't blame me."

"By the way, is that Teacher Shangguan an art professor?" Gu Yifan asked curiously.

"No, she's an English teacher. College English is a required course, so she'll be your future English teacher," Hu Yifei explained casually.

Gu Yifan nodded thoughtfully, "Then it seems I can skip English class whenever I want from now on, and I don't have to worry about failing."

"."

Hu Yifei was taken aback for a moment before she understood what Gu Yifan meant, "You've only just started college and you're already thinking about skipping classes?"

"Why waste time learning if you can speak it?" Gu Yifan shrugged.

Spoken English is not exactly different from the English learned in school, but it is basically unrelated.

If you want to communicate with foreigners, just use simple and straightforward word combinations. You don't need to worry about grammar, subject, verb, object, etc. They will understand you.

Gu Yifan remembered seeing a video before he transmigrated, in which a foreigner complained that Dong Daren spoke in a Shakespearean aristocratic tone.

It's just as awkward as a foreigner using official Tokyo University terminology.

He doesn't need to take the CET-4 or CET-6 exams, nor does he need to make money from them, so English classes are practically useless to him.

Hu Yifei wanted to refute Gu Yifan, but after thinking about it, she realized that he was right, and besides, he had lived abroad and had the right to speak on the matter.

"Fine, whatever you want. But if you skip too many classes and the teacher calls you in front of me, don't expect me to plead for you," Hu Yifei said stubbornly.

"I try my best."

There were only the two of them in the huge office.

Hu Yifei didn't waste any time and assigned Gu Yifan the task of verifying student information.

It's all very simple.

Gu Yifan sat down in front of an old-fashioned desktop computer that looked like a large television set, marveling at how rapidly times had changed.

He then focused on helping to organize the materials.

Teacher Hu, however, couldn't sit still.

She would get up and wander around every now and then, her peripheral vision always unconsciously falling on Gu Yifan.

Normally, she is the only one in this office.

Now that Gu Yifan has joined the group, Hu Yifei feels a little uncomfortable.

The sunlight outside the window gradually slanted into the office.

The light eventually fell upon Gu Yifan's sharply defined features, giving him a halo of light.

Gu Yifan was intently organizing the data.

Hu Yifei couldn't help but wonder, is this kid really that handsome?
While he can be quite handsome when he's serious, he's not so captivating as to be irresistible.

Hmm, it looks quite nice.

His eyelashes are quite long. Why would a guy have such long eyelashes?
I thought to myself.

Gradually, gradually.

Hu Yifei rested her chin on her hand, gazing at Gu Yifan's profile, gradually becoming lost in thought.

About ten minutes later, Gu Yifan encountered a small problem and turned to ask Teacher Hu for help.

He happened to see a serene and pretty face behind the desk, staring blankly in his direction.

The quiet Hu Yifei is indeed a great beauty.

With her delicate yet slightly heroic face, like a gentle maiden, gazing absently at her husband who was working to support the family, Gu Yifan actually saw a sense of Yamato Nadeshiko in Hu Yifei.

Hallucinations are all hallucinations.

Gu Yifan shuddered. The moment Yifei opened her mouth, her gentle and virtuous demeanor would vanish instantly.

"Sister Yifei?"

Hu Yifei was so engrossed in watching that she became completely absorbed.

It wasn't until Gu Yifan spoke that she snapped out of her reverie and realized that Gu Yifan had turned around at some point.

"When did you turn your head?!"

I watched as Ms. Hu jolted awake, fell off the table, and then got up with her hair disheveled.

Gu Yifan rolled his eyes like a dead fish: "Hehe..."

"Eh"

Sigh, I knew it would turn out this way.

"About a minute ago, you called me to help, so you're making me do all the work?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Isn't it normal for teachers to use students?"

At noon, Hu Yifei took Gu Yifan to try the food in the teachers' cafeteria.

They call it a reward or a way of expressing gratitude.

"Eating in the cafeteria is too shabby, isn't it, Teacher Hu?"

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm already being generous by treating you to a meal! Ask around at school, when has Hu Yifei ever treated anyone to a meal?"

Phew, that's more like it.

Gu Yifan felt relieved; he had been worried that Ms. Hu would suddenly become gentle and virtuous.

Director, the character settings are all messed up!

Looking at Hu Yifei now, she's still the same Hu who acts recklessly.

At the same time, he suddenly understood why Teacher Zeng could still live with such passion despite being scolded by Hu Yifei for so many years.

Ms. Hu is the type who is stubborn but soft-hearted, and says one thing but means another. She might mutter something, but her actions are always heartwarming.

If you forget your umbrella in the rain and call her, even though Hu Yifei will scold you for forgetting something as small as an umbrella, she will still rush to pick you up in the rain without stopping.

When I get back, I'll push you into the bathroom, boil a bowl of ginger soup, and force you to drink it all in one go.

After getting to know Hu Yifei, it was quite satisfying to hear her scold like that.

The food in the teachers' canteen tastes pretty good, and most importantly, it's cheap enough.

Two meat dishes and two vegetable dishes cost only six yuan, a bowl of beef rice noodles costs four yuan, and a tea egg costs three mao.

This is the kind of price level we should have in this day and age.

The high cost of living in Shanghai is one of the reasons why Gu Yifan didn't feel much about his time travel back more than a decade.

"The school also provides a meal allowance, and I can barely use up the balance in my card. Do you want it?"

Beneath Hu Yifei's seemingly boastful tone lay a hidden concern; she wanted to give Gu Yifan her meal card but was unwilling to say it directly.

"No."

Gu Yifan picked up a green vegetable, hesitated, and then put it aside.

He didn't like eating this Shanghai-style green vegetable; every bite felt like the coarse fibers were rubbing against his teeth, creating a sensation similar to fingernails scraping a blackboard.

This is Gu Yifan's only picky eating habit. He also doesn't like eating offal, finding it has a strange smell, but he can still eat it.

"Why? You can eat at the teachers' cafeteria anytime, just swipe your card." Hu Yifei was surprised that her kindness was rejected and immediately felt dissatisfied.

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Gu Yifan rolled his eyes. (Just kidding.)
"Do I need to eat at the cafeteria?"

Hu Yifei then remembered.

The Gu Yifan standing before her was not the handsome, refined, hardworking, polite, and shy male college student she had imagined while lost in thought.

"Forget about it."

Hu Yifei patted her head in annoyance.

"Damn it, I got too immersed in it just now. But it was really good."

"A shy male college student from a poor background is sponsored by a seemingly aloof but actually intelligent and generous female professor. He secretly loves her for many years and finally boldly confesses his love after working for five years."

In fact, the fractional amount in Gu Yifan's bank card balance was more than her savings.

Hu Yifei: I hate this unfair world. Why should Gu Yifan be so handsome and make so much money?
"By the way, Yifei, you only ate this little for lunch. Are you on a diet?"

"Of course, maintaining a perfect figure is a must for every woman."

"Oh"

"what are you thinking?"

"I wasn't thinking about anything."

"Tch, your shifty eyes and sly gaze, just like Zeng Xiaoxian's, have already given you away. You're definitely thinking about something shameful. Tell me!"

"I want to remain silent."

"Do you want to remain silent until you're in your coffin?!"

"Okay, I'm just wondering, Sister Yifei, you only eat this much every day, how did you manage to smash the elevator with one punch?"

"Arrogant!!!"

I walked out of the teachers' cafeteria.

Gu Yifan, feeling annoyed, covered his reddened ear as he followed behind Hu Yifei.

His gaze was resentful as he stared at her pert, round buttocks.

I really want to slap someone a few times to see how it feels.

"Hmm? Are you upset about it?"

Hu Yifei suddenly turned her head to look at her. She was a freak. Other women had a sixth sense, but she had a seventh!

Hu Yifei can immediately sense if anyone is talking about her behind her back or saying bad things about her.

Gu Yifan: "System, I want this!"

"How could that be?" Gu Yifan immediately lowered his eyes and said, "I've thought about it carefully. It's one thing if it's in the apartment, but at school, when I'm addressing someone by their title, I shouldn't have been disrespectful to you, Instructor Hu."

"Hmm, that's more like it."

Hu Yifei had a smile on her lips, clearly in a good mood.

Honestly, Hu Yifei complained earlier that she had to come to school during the holidays, saying that being a lousy counselor was such a hassle.

But now, Hu Yifei is suddenly looking forward to the start of school.

"You've eaten and drunk your fill, now get to work this afternoon, you hear me?"

"Yes, Instructor Hu," Gu Yifan replied weakly.

Seriously, it's better not to go to this school.

After returning to the office.

Gu Yifan continued organizing the materials.

Teacher Hu is busy setting up her Taobao shop.

"Sister Yifei, you're such a financial whiz!"

Gu Yifan sighed from the bottom of his heart, "He's a teacher, he's trading stocks, and he's also running an online store."

No wonder Hu Yifei was the first one to buy a house in the story.

But Ms. Hu seemed to take Gu Yifan's praise as a mockery of her leaving all her work to him.

He pounced on Gu Yifan and started playfully wrestling with him.

After witnessing Gu Yifan take on seven opponents single-handedly, Ms. Hu became less restrained in her attacks. Since she didn't have to worry about hurting him, Hu Yifei was as happy as a child who had a new toy.

As for old toys...

"Zhanbo: Thank you, Yifan, sob sob. After all these years, I'm finally free!"

Seeing that she couldn't win a wrestling match against Hu Yifei, who started to act like a spoiled child, Gu Yifan shook his head and sighed, thinking what a petty woman she was.
During this time, Hu Yifei also showed off her newly acquired batch of goods to Gu Yifan.

A fragrance called "Love at First Sight".

Gu Yifan had anticipated that Hu Yifei would leave the food industry and venture into other sectors.

After all, those few boxes of walnuts that were returned to the wrong place caused Hu Yifei to lose most of the profits she had earned since opening the shop to her aunt.

This shows how bad Hu Yifei's Taobao store sales are.

Hu Yifei confidently asserted that her "Love at First Sight" product would definitely be a bestseller.

Gu Yifan advised Hu Yifei to be cautious.

Judging from the plot, this thing isn't aromatherapy; it's clearly an aphrodisiac, which is illegal.

Hu Yifei gave him a good scolding, telling him not to have such filthy thoughts and to stop fantasizing about making a fortune through love at first sight.

After thinking about it, Gu Yifan simply ordered a bottle from Hu Yifei.

Hu Yifei asked curiously, "You and Wanyu are already inseparable, why do you need this thing?"

Gu Yifan casually made up an excuse, "Since you say it's so amazing, Sister Yifei, why don't I buy it and try it out? It'll also be a way of supporting your business."

Hu Yifei was quite moved upon hearing this, and thought that Gu Yifan did this entirely to support her.

"Then let's go with 2998."

Teacher Hu confidently extended his hand, but good heavens, not only did his own people cheat him, they cheated him even more badly?

Gu Yifan glared at him: "Damn, your Taobao store only sells them for 998!"

"Well, you're a big spender, so I guess I'll just be a good Samaritan to the end."

"The money of the wealthy doesn't grow on trees."

Well, nothing beats the speed of a windfall – cashback is much faster!
Hu Yifei was just joking with Gu Yifan.

With a wave of her hand, she gave Gu Yifan a 40% discount, selling him a bottle for 400 yuan a bottle at cost price, saying she would notify the manufacturer to ship it and it should arrive in a few days.

Wow, we made more than double the profit from selling just one bottle.

No wonder Ms. Hu was so eager to change careers.

Selling just one bottle of this stuff is more profitable than selling a hundred pounds of walnuts.

However, Gu Yifan's real purpose was not for Wanyu, nor was it entirely to support Yifei.

He just wanted to see if the "love at first sight" he bought from Master Hu would have any special effects.

If it really exists.

Even if it was 9998, Gu Yifan would bring it home without hesitation.

Just as Gu Yifan was wondering if he would be Hu Yifei's only client.

Someone actually consulted Hu Yifei about her Taobao store.

Her online name is "A Slight Smile That Captivates a City".

The result was that the gender was male.

Gu Yifan almost thought this guy was also a time traveler.

Hmm, it seems there's no Shuangzi in this world.

It continued until after 4 p.m.

Hu Yifei finally let Gu Yifan leave.

Actually, she was eager to try it out and wanted to ask Gu Yifan to go to the Taekwondo club classroom to have a match. The playful fight in the afternoon made her itchy to show her skills.

But Ms. Hu couldn't refuse the call from Lin Daiyu asking for someone's help.

So they postponed the matter of handling it until tomorrow.

Gu Yifan did not refuse.

Even a few nameless passersby could provide him with martial arts techniques. Perhaps he could learn a move or two from Master Hu. If he didn't have a Heaven-rank martial arts technique, an Earth-rank one would do too.

What about Tathagata Palm, One Finger Divine Skill, Six Meridian Divine Sword? I can accept a flick of the wrist.

Hu Yifei is going to the school gym to work out.

Gu Yifan quickly slipped out of the school before Ms. Hu remembered to ask him why he could have such a muscular physique without exercising every day.

Back to the commercial street downstairs from the apartment building.

Gu Yifan planned to buy some desserts, such as egg tarts, for Lin Wanyu.

As soon as I got off the bus, I was surrounded by two children.

The little girl held a cactus in her hands and smiled sweetly.

"Big brother, we're donating to polar bears—would you like to join us?"

As you leave Tongji Academy and head towards the inn, you hear a weak cry for help. A plain, ordinary little girl is huddled on the street, seemingly in need of assistance.

(End of this chapter)