I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 183 Forced relationships aren't sweet, but they're crisp and refreshing.

Bar downstairs.

"Have you heard? There's some amazing guy who went to that boxing gym near our neighborhood and took down more than a dozen people!"

"real or fake?"

"Of course it's true. I heard it from my friend's girlfriend's male best friend. It's absolutely true. Apparently, those people got beaten up pretty badly."

"Didn't the boxing gym call the police?"

"Why call the police? Matters of the martial arts world should be resolved according to the rules of the martial arts world. If they call the police, their reputation will be completely ruined. Besides, there are no eyesight in the ring."

"I wonder what kind of incredible person could take on ten at once!"

"I heard it was a strong man over two meters tall and weighing 150 kilograms who single-handedly used a person as a weapon to knock down everyone else."

Do you yourself find these words credible?

Discussions like these could be heard from time to time inside the bar.

Bar counter.

A boy wearing a loose dark green shirt and black shorts, with a profile so handsome he could play a pretty boy, is listening intently to this gossip.

A moment later, a look of helplessness crossed his face. He turned away, ignoring the idle chatter, and focused intently on his phone.

Gu Yifan was somewhat speechless.

Goodness, everyone knows rumors spread quickly, but I never expected to be distorted like this myself.

Rumors are harmful.

But this is for the best, at least no one knows he did it, otherwise the neighborhood would never have peace.

As for why the rumor is so outrageous, it's obvious that those who got a severe beating at the boxing gym wouldn't tell everyone that a handsome guy even more dashing than Daniel Wu beat them up.

Is this a different kind of smear campaign?
Gu Yifan just laughed it off.

Just as Gu Yifan was drinking iced cola through a straw while replying to messages from Xinling, Nuolan, Su Weiwei, and Xiao Dali.

"Hey handsome, can I get your contact information?"

A slightly strange female voice sounded from behind.

"Sorry, no thanks," Gu Yifan said subconsciously, but the voice sounded familiar, so he turned around.

He saw Ms. Hu, wearing a beret and a dark green knit sweater that accentuated her graceful figure, standing behind him, tilting her head and smiling at him.

The two unexpectedly wore the same outfits today, giving off a couple's vibe.

Gu Yifan rolled his eyes at "Sister Yifei," and he knew it. "Stop messing around."

Gu Yifan turned his head back.

"What are you talking about? Congratulations on passing the test of your loyalty to Wanyu~"

After suppressing a laugh, Hu Yifei admired Gu Yifan's outfit for the day, a slightly gratified smile on her pretty face, and sat down next to Gu Yifan, putting down her bag.

"Your heroic deeds are spreading rapidly on the Love Apartment forum, and there are signs that they are about to spread. You're going to become famous."

"What's so red about it?" Gu Yifan shook his head and continued to reply to the text messages.

Although he was very fast, there were just too many girls, and he couldn't possibly reply to all the messages.

The good news is that Cyndi Wang is recovering very quickly and is expected to be discharged from the hospital this week.

Although it wasn't explicitly stated, Gu Yifan could tell that Xinling also wanted to come and live with them at the Love Apartment.

Fortunately, there are only a few days left before the start of school this week, so Gu Yifan plans to book a hotel for Xinling to stay in temporarily.

It's impossible for me to live in an apartment.

Gu Yifan wasn't at the level where he could settle several girls in the same neighborhood without them even knowing they existed.

Besides that, there were Su Weiwei's occasional selfies of herself wearing black stockings or various professional outfits, as well as Nuolan asking about her injuries and when school would start.

It seems she plans to accompany Gu Yifan to school when it starts, fulfilling her responsibility as an 'older sister'.

However, Gu Yifan deeply suspected that Nuolan's motives were impure.

Starting a harem isn't as easy as it seems.

"Who are you chatting with? Where's Wanyu? Why isn't she with you?"

Seeing that Gu Yifan ignored her, Yifei was somewhat displeased. She then moved close to Gu Yifan's shoulder and craned her neck to spy on his 'privacy'.

The faint scent of gardenia perfume wafted into Gu Yifan's nose, along with the warm, delicate body beside him.

Ms. Hu really doesn't know how to respect other people's privacy.

"Xinling, the doctor said she can be discharged after a period of observation," Gu Yifan said casually.

Anyway, the chats were all normal, and there was nothing shameful about them.

“Xinling, that child.” Hu Yifei nodded, her pretty face showing a mixture of pity and relief.

Ms. Hu was very happy to see that Xinling, who looked like a stubborn little blade of grass, had survived.

"By the way, come to school with me tomorrow. There are only ten days left for new student registration. Help me organize the materials and also prepare a speech for the opening ceremony."

"Okay." Gu Yifan nodded indifferently.

"Where is Wanyu?" Hu Yifei asked again.

She didn't move, remaining close to Gu Yifan, secretly inhaling his scent, a hint of enjoyment appearing on her pretty face.

It seems that Hu Yifei's claim of helping Wanyu monitor Gu Yifan was just a lie; in reality, she was stealing from him.

"Teacher Zeng went to an audition today, and Wanyu went to join in the fun," Gu Yifan said, putting down his phone.

Turning my head, Ms. Hu's fiery red lips came into view, the glistening red lips taking on an alluring deep red hue under the light.

I wonder how Yifei's lips compare to Wanyu's.

Wait a minute, how could I have such a terrifying thought?!
Gu Yifan was terrified.

Da baa baa!

Hu Yifei noticed Gu Yifan's gaze and felt a little smug.

From the moment Gu Yifan stepped down from the arena the day before yesterday, Hu Yifei's martial spirit was inevitably captivated.

Two nights in a row.

Those granite-like, firm, and well-proportioned muscles, along with Gu Yifan's dashing figure and handsome profile, would linger in Ms. Hu's dreams.

Every morning when she wakes up, her energetic and fiery body, like Gu Yifan in the arena in her dreams, will be covered in a thin layer of sweat.

Even though Ms. Hu continues to uphold her moral values ​​and bottom line.

But to be honest, it has become increasingly fragile.

Like an addict, knowing it's a sinful thing, yet greedily craving that momentary pleasure, even with a touch of evil, the thrill of breaking taboos.

Human instincts don't lie.

But Hu Yifei was still forcing herself to stay upright.

Hearing that Wanyu was not there, her heart inevitably beat a little faster.

Why didn't you come along?

Upon hearing this, Gu Yifan tilted his head and asked with a smile, "Do you think it's appropriate for me to go?"

Hu Yifei's eyes widened for a moment, then she quickly turned her head away, a blush creeping onto her pretty face. "It really isn't appropriate. Are you worried about stealing Zeng Xiaoxian's thunder?"

“Yes, Teacher Zeng is the main character.” Gu Yifan nodded.

He also lent his Mercedes-Benz to Teacher Zeng, hoping that Teacher Zeng, who had spent two consecutive days in the rented photography studio for intensive training, would pass the test smoothly.

Just then, Joey, the bartender behind the counter, came over and asked Hu Yifei, "What would you like to order?"

"Mint soda, please," Hu Yifei replied, interrupted from her daydreaming.

After this little incident, Hu Yifei's beautiful eyes began to admire Gu Yifan without restraint.

Her thinking was simple: if she couldn't have it, so be it; but just looking at it and pleasing to the eye wouldn't be a problem, right?

Even Ms. Hu was a little jealous of Gu Yifan's skin. He had never really taken care of his skin, and he used Wanyu brand shampoo and body wash, yet his skin was better and whiter than that of a girl.

How did you do it?
If Gu Yifan knew, he would probably answer that if Yifei also cultivated immortality, she would probably be like him, which is called a flawless innate physique.

Gu Yifan was somewhat troubled, as it was too easy for him to be seen as a gigolo. Every time he came to the bar, not only did girls take turns approaching him, but even guys would try to chat him up.

Gu Yifan does not discriminate against people with disabilities, but he does not want to be harassed by men.

Just as the two were chatting casually.

A furtive figure rushed into the bar, and upon looking around, his eyes lit up when he saw Gu Yifan and Hu Yifei sitting at the bar, who looked like a couple.

He walked quickly toward the two of them.

At the bar.

"When we get to school, come spar with me at the Taekwondo club. You've been keeping this under wraps."

As Hu Yifei was speaking, she sensed movement behind her, as if someone was watching her, and she quickly turned her head.

But they discovered a familiar figure in a white coat standing behind them.

"Huh?" Hu Yifei was surprised.

"Who?"

Gu Yifan turned around and was immediately shocked.

"Ziqiao?!"

The man in the white coat in front of me was Lu Ziqiao, who had secretly escaped from the hospital.

Seeing Gu Yifan's astonished expression, Lü Ziqiao could no longer hold back and burst into tears, crying, "Save me! Yifan, you have to save me!"

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Gu Yifan pulled Lu Ziqiao to sit down and ordered him a coffee cocktail to help him relax.

Gu Yifan looked Lu Ziqiao up and down in his white coat and asked with a strange expression, "Tell me, what's going on?"

Lu Ziqiao's fingers trembled, his face was pale, he looked at Gu Yifan and then at the curious Hu Yifei, and finally sobbed.

"LisaLisa, she's a devil!!!"

"Shut up!" Hu Yifei was very interested in Lu Ziqiao's experience, but she was very impatient with his wailing.

"what happened?"

Lu Ziqiao trembled involuntarily.

Gu Yifan's heart sank.

Oh no, it seems Ziqiao has suffered quite a bit from Lisa's 'poisonous hands' this past week. Look how drained he's been... cough cough, how ravaged he's become.

It's almost burned out.
After Ziqiao explained the situation, Gu Yifan finally understood what had happened.

Lisa is also a beautiful woman in her thirties, and as we all know, women in their thirties are at the peak of their vitality and energy.

At first, Lisa was able to restrain herself, but once Ziqiao was almost fully recovered, she couldn't resist and rekindled her romance with him.

Since it was offered to him, Ziqiao naturally had no reason to refuse, especially since Lisa was quite voluptuous and at the peak of her womanhood.

结果
"You guys don't know, Lisa looks very gentle, but she's actually very wild!"

Lu Ziqiao was on the verge of tears, crying out, "My back!"

Six times! A full six times!

Yifei couldn't hold back her laughter any longer, and even Gu Yifan couldn't help but laugh. "It's not much, Ziqiao, are you too weak? Eat more leeks to replenish your energy."

"Bullshit!" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed indignantly, "I was talking about one day."

Hu Yifei opened her mouth wide in surprise.

Gu Yifan: "."

Gu Yifan: "That does indeed raise suspicions of patient abuse."

"I suspect that Lisa is using some kind of evil technique, like absorbing yang energy to replenish qi."

Lu Ziqiao's lips were pale as he murmured, "My back aches every morning, and I'm getting weaker and weaker, while Lisa looks radiant!"

"If this continues, I'll die young!"

"That's normal, she's just been enjoying the glow of love," Hu Yifei said casually. "Lisa has been waiting for you all these years, and now that she's finally here, she's making up for all those years in one go."

Ms. Hu laughed with schadenfreude.

"So you escaped?" Gu Yifan asked.

Lu Ziqiao nodded, his emotions calming down a bit. "While Lisa was at the TV station, I ran off and stole a white lab coat."

"No, you ran away again?" Hu Yifei didn't care at all whether Ziqiao had burned out or not. When she heard that Ziqiao had run away again, she widened her beautiful eyes and questioned him.

"Grandma, if I don't run away now, I'll never see you again," Lu Ziqiao complained bitterly.

Just as Gu Yifan was about to comfort Lu Ziqiao...

Ziqiao suddenly shuddered, abruptly raised his head, and stared intently at the bar entrance.

"She's here. She's here."

"Ziqiao, why are you acting so strangely?" Gu Yifan asked hesitantly, "It can't be that bad, can it?"

"No! It's Lisa!" Lu Ziqiao ignored Gu Yifan and said in a panic, "She's coming to get me. I have to escape, escape! Otherwise, I'll definitely be taken advantage of."

"Are you having mental problems? Should I send you to the Narnia Asylum for treatment?" Hu Yifei said impatiently. "There's no one at the door."

"You do not understand!"

Lu Ziqiao finished the rest of the coffee liqueur in one gulp, then got up and prepared to run away.

"I can smell Lisa's scent, and my hair stands on end whenever she gets close!"

"I have to go. Yifan, lend me some money. I can't keep wearing this outfit. I need to change and go out to hide."

Gu Yifan was somewhat skeptical, but seeing how pitiful Lu Ziqiao was, he took out his wallet, pulled out three hundred yuan, and handed it to him.

"Thanks, bro. See you at the apartment later."

Just as Ziqiao was about to continue 'escaping Lisa', Hu Yifei grabbed him, saying, "Wait, you can't leave."

"What are you doing!"

Lu Ziqiao grew even more anxious. He was getting closer, his sixth sense told him, Lisa was very close.

"You've already deceived Lisa once by leaving without saying goodbye, how can you do it a second time?"

Hu Yifei said matter-of-factly, "These are all the sins you atoned for by deceiving other people's feelings. But later, Yifan and I can put in a good word for you and ask Lisa to restrain herself."

"She simply couldn't control herself!"

Lu Ziqiao said painfully, "Lisa was gentle and considerate on the first day, but on the second day she took my phone and deleted all the pictures of beautiful women on it. On the third day, she didn't even give me my phone back. She's controlling me step by step!"

"Please, let me go."

Gu Yifan softened, even though he knew that Zi Qiao was probably exaggerating, but the pale lips couldn't be faked.

"Let him go, Sister Yifei."

"what?"

Hu Yifei was somewhat reluctant, but she still let go.

Lu Ziqiao nodded gratefully to Gu Yifan, giving him a mental thumbs-up. "He's a true brother, thanks!"
He turned around and ran out of the bar.

"Why did you let Ziqiao go?" Hu Yifei asked, puzzled.

In her eyes, for a scumbag like Zi Qiao, who plays with girls' feelings, to have a woman as devoted as Lisa is already considered to have climbed the social ladder.

Although Zi Qiao's acting skills were good and he fooled everyone, Hu Yifei was not stupid and soon suspected that Zi Qiao was acting.

"If you ask me, we should take him back! Let him be punished and reformed! Let him turn over a new leaf and start anew."

Gu Yifan couldn't very well say that this was a mutual appreciation between two prodigal sons.

Ziqiao looks so pitiful.

Could Lisa have some kind of yandere (obsessive and possessive) constitution?

“Sister Yifei, you can’t force a relationship.” Gu Yifan shook his head and said, “Ziqiao clearly doesn’t have any feelings for Lisa. Even if we send him back today, he will still find a way to escape.”

"Perhaps we should advise Lisa to take it slow."

After thinking about it, Hu Yifei had to admit that Gu Yifan was right.

But at the same time she was thinking
What if it were her and Gu Yifan? What would Gu Yifan do?
Not long after Ziqiao escaped the bar.

The bar door was pushed open.

Gu Yifan looked over subconsciously, and was somewhat surprised, "It really is Lisa?"

Poor Lao Lü, he's been turned into a human radar.
Lisa was asking a passing waitress if anyone in a white coat had come in, since Ziqiao's white coat would indeed be very conspicuous when he ran away.

The waitress quickly pointed to the bar area.

Lisa also looked over here, and when she saw Gu Yifan sitting there, her eyes lit up, and she walked over to the bar.

"Lisa, it's been a long time."

Since they were coming for the two of them, Gu Yifan couldn't pretend he hadn't seen them, so he greeted them in advance.

“Yifan.” When Lisa isn’t in love, she’s a cool and capable woman. She smiled slightly and said, “Indeed, I didn’t expect to run into you at this bar.”

"Yes, we usually use this place as a second gathering place." Hu Yifei felt a little awkward meeting Lisa.

After all, it was Ms. Hu who broke the arm of Lisa's beloved man.

Fortunately, the awkwardness was quickly resolved when Lisa took the initiative to open her arms and hug Hu Yifei.

"Your life is so enviable, I still have to work."

"Come visit often when you have time," Hu Yifei said with a sigh of relief.

Lisa nodded. "Yes."

She observed the bar's surroundings and thought, "I suppose Xiao Bu has approached quite a few girls here, hasn't he?"

Seeing Gu Yifan and Hu Yifei's awkward expressions, Lisa smiled and said, "It's okay. If you love someone, you have to accept their past."

"By the way, have you seen Xiaobu? The doctor called me when I was at work and said Xiaobu was missing. I think he might be feeling stuffy in the hospital and wanted to come back to see him and get some fresh air."

Gu Yifan sighed, "Look at how Lisa speaks; there's not a single problem with her."

If Gu Yifan hadn't seen Ziqiao's weak and powerless appearance, he would never have imagined that Lisa was so wild in private.

“We’ve met before,” Gu Yifan nodded.

Hu Yifei seemed somewhat surprised, as if to say, "Didn't you just say you'd help Ziqiao out? Now you're selling him out?"
"Great! Where's Xiao Bu?" Lisa asked, her eyes lighting up. Perhaps realizing she had asked too hastily, she quickly explained, "The doctor said his arm hasn't fully recovered yet, so I have to take him home."

"He borrowed three hundred yuan from me and left. I don't know where he went," Gu Yifan shook his head.

Lisa was a little disappointed, but it didn't matter. As long as she was sure that Xiao Bu had been here, then he probably hadn't gone far.

"Thank you, I'll be going now."

"Lisa, wait a moment." Gu Yifan called out to Lisa, who was about to turn and leave.

"Huh? What else?"

Gu Yifan thought for a moment and said, "Ziqiao asked me to pass on a message to you."

"What did you say?" Lisa asked, looking a little nervous.

Gu Yifan frankly said, "He said that a melon is only beautiful when it is ripe and falls from the vine, and true feelings are only genuine when they are deep and meaningful."

Lisa: "Oh? Little Bu can say such philosophical things?"

Gu Yifan: "."

"Okay, he said forced love is never sweet."

Hu Yifei became curious and wanted to see how Lisa would answer.

But Lisa raised an eyebrow and smiled with a domineering yet calm demeanor.

"Although forced melons are not sweet, they are crisp and refreshing."

After saying that, Lisa turned around gracefully and walked away.

Gu Yifan shook his head. "It's over, Brother Ziqiao. Nobody can help you now."

(End of this chapter)