I'm in Love Apartment, and the system is making me cultivate immortality.

Chapter 180 Whoever loses, get out of the apartment.

After hearing about Teacher Zeng's ordeal, everyone was filled with righteous indignation and wanted to help Teacher Zeng get justice.

Seeing Hu Yifei striding confidently towards the door, Zhanbo quickly grabbed her, saying, "Sister!"

"what?"

"Sister, please don't do anything later," Zhanbo said cautiously.

"What, you think I can't handle a nouveau riche?!" Hu Yifei hated being questioned about her abilities more than anything, especially by her younger brother.

A murderous aura permeated the air.
A cold glance swept over him, and Zhanbo's hair stood on end.

"No, no."

"Cowardly before the battle even begins! If this were ancient times, I would be the first to behead you and offer you as a sacrifice to my flag!"

Zhanbo lowered his head, looking aggrieved. "I was just worried you'd get hurt, sis. If you get hurt, I won't be able to take care of you."

Wan Yu chuckled, "That's right, Fei Fei. If you kill Zhan Bo, there will be no one to carry on the Lu family line."

Everyone laughed.

Zhanbo looked around and whispered, covering his mouth: "I'm not worried about my older sister getting hurt."

"I'm afraid she'll get angry and hit me, and I'll end up in jail! Then I'll have to go and apologize to get my sister out."

Hu Yifei blushed, but still stubbornly argued, "Then let him finish procreation first, and then behead him and display his head to the public!"

"Besides, what can a little punk do to cause trouble?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was hoping that a 'just and upright official' would help him get justice, so he put his arm around Zhanbo's shoulder and grinned slyly.

"It's Zhanbo. We now have a total of five and a half men. Five and a half against one, the advantage is on our side!"

"5:30?" Zhanbo was a little confused. Where did this 1:30 come from?
Could it be that his older sister is even remotely considered a man?
Gu Yifan noticed Zhanbo's confusion and suppressed a laugh as he explained.

"What Teacher Zeng means is that he, me, and Guangu each count as one, Zhanbo counts as half a person, and Yifei counts as two people, which adds up to exactly 5:30."

"Oh my god!" Guan Gu suddenly realized, then glanced at Yi Fei, whose face had darkened, and didn't dare to say anything.

"Are you trying to kill me?" Hu Yifei scolded, patting Gu Yifan on the back, and then kicked Zeng Xiaoxian in the shin without mercy.

"hiss!"

This was a devastating blow to Zeng Xiaoxian, and he almost burst into tears.

"Yifei, what are you doing!"

"Tch, even if I count as two men, you and Zhanbo are at most half a man, and Yifan is only one!"

Hu Yifei’s disdainful words immediately aroused Zeng Xiaoxian’s dissatisfaction, especially since it was Gu Yifan who explained the ‘five and a half’ men, so why was he the one who got kicked!

This is unfair! Yifei is biased towards Yifan.

"Why am I only counted as half?"

Hu Yifei glanced sideways at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was trying to regain his masculine dignity, and said slowly and deliberately.

"First of all, you're a good-for-nothing who needs me to take charge of things for you. If you're not even half a person, then what are you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "."

He couldn't refute that statement.

"Secondly! You're still a virgin at this age, and you always sit at the kids' table when you eat. Doesn't that count as half a virgin?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face flushed red instantly, "You, you!"

Why do you always speak the truth?
Hu Yifei ignored her and raised her third finger. "Yifan can endure the pain of bone scraping for treatment. He's a real man. In this world, the only ones who can be called heroes are Yifan and me, Hu Yifei!"

"Cough cough." This time it was Gu Yifan's turn to cough.

Nothing more than recalling that incredibly elastic yet soft feel.
"Alright, Feifei, let's hurry up and leave before that guy gets away," Wanyu said with a sly smile.

"set off!"

Hu Yifei waved her hand, and the group marched towards the stairs in a grand procession.

Zeng Xiaoxian had a leg injury and was left behind.

Lin Wanyu noticed that Gu Yifan also slowed down and said something to Teacher Zeng.

Perhaps it was to comfort Teacher Zeng.

Hehe, it's so funny to see Teacher Zeng being suppressed by Feifei.

Third floor, Room 3310

"Is this the place?" Hu Yifei stood at the door, flanked by Guan Gu and Gu Yifan, which made her look more imposing.

Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian were in the second row, while Lin Wanyu, who was watching the excitement, peeked out from behind. Meijia regretted missing this opportunity to watch the excitement.

“That’s right!” Zeng Xiaoxian nodded.

"Peng!"

The next second, Hu Yifei kicked the door, making the door frame tremble.

"Is anyone alive inside? Come out!"

Goodness, Ms. Hu completely disregarded her younger brother's advice.

Or it could mean not taking the other person seriously.

Not long
"Crack!"

The door opened, and before anyone could be seen, a gruff voice shouted, "Who is it? How dare you cause trouble in my house! You're tired of living?"

Seeing that things were not going well, Zhanbo immediately grabbed Hu Yifei's arm tightly.

"If I win, I'll go to jail; if I get injured, I'll be hospitalized. That won't do, that won't do!"

Wait for the other party to open the door.

Seeing the large group of people at the entrance, he was taken aback and asked, "What are you all doing?"

Gu Yifan glanced at the man.

With a thick beard and a burly build, his arms, visible only from his vest, were thicker than Zeng Xiaoxian's calves. No wonder Teacher Zeng returned humiliated.

Hu Yifei ignored all that and turned to ask Zeng Xiaoxian behind her, "Did this guy take your parking spot?"

"It's him!" Zeng Xiaoxian, relying on his superior numbers and the intense hatred between enemies, confirmed.

Upon seeing Zeng Xiaoxian, the other person raised an eyebrow. "Oh, isn't this the broken Xiali? What, you're too cowardly to go alone, so you've brought a bunch of people to back you up?"

"No matter what you say, I won't give your beat-up Xiali back if you're using it to reserve a parking space."

Hu Yifei almost laughed out of anger, her fists clenching tighter and tighter.

“Those are parking spaces we paid for. Even if a bicycle is parked there, it’s ours! What right do you have to park there?”

The man looked Hu Yifei up and down, grinned, revealing a set of teeth stained yellow by smoking, and continued spouting nonsense.

"Parking spaces in the community are so scarce, and they're all rented out by these kinds of cars. This is a waste of public resources."

After saying that, perhaps seeing that there were many people, the man thought for a moment and said with an impatient expression, "You just want money, right? I'll give you six months' rent as compensation. Don't cause any more trouble."

"Pah! Who cares about your six months' rent!"

These words were an absolute insult to anyone, let alone in front of so many people. Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes immediately turned red.

"I'm also telling you to give me back my parking space immediately, or else..."

"Otherwise what?" the man said dismissively. "Wow, right, you're some kind of vice-chairman of the apartment complex? I'm so scared! You don't agree, huh? Then go find the property management and have them talk to me!"

After saying that, the man added a sarcastic remark.

"Or you can keep coming to me, but if you're so tough, don't bring so many people. Let's go to the boxing gym and have a match! Whoever loses gets out of here. You dare!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and was about to agree when Gu Yifan grabbed his arm and whispered.

"Don't fall for it, Teacher Zeng. He's just trying to provoke you."

The man seemed domineering and unreasonable, but after observing him coldly, Gu Yifan felt that the guy was somewhat cunning.

I guess it's because all the parking spaces in the community are rented out, and they don't want to park outside and pay parking fees, so they deliberately picked an easy target.

Like Teacher Zeng's Xiali, which costs tens of thousands of yuan, it would probably only fetch a few thousand yuan as a secondhand car.

The other party first occupied the parking space, and when Teacher Zeng came to the door, they deliberately provoked a conflict. After confirming that Zeng Xiaoxian was easy to bully, they offered a seemingly decent way out—compensation for six months' rent.

The parking space rental fee is 200 yuan per month, or 1200 yuan for six months, which is still a loss.

But if Teacher Zeng has no other choice, she might really have to accept it this way, and even if she takes it to the property management, they can continue to argue.

Lin Wanyu couldn't hold back any longer, "How can you be so unreasonable? It's clearly someone else's parking space. You keep talking about public resources, but you just want to take Teacher Zeng's parking space! Do you believe we'll call the police!"

"Then call the police!" The man was unmoved by either soft or hard tactics, as if he believed Zeng Xiaoxian was easy to bully.

"So what if the police come? It's not like I'm not going to compensate him. I wouldn't even take that beat-up Xiali for free. At most, I'd sell it for scrap metal for two thousand yuan. I'll give you a year's rent compensation at most. Take it or leave it."

Hu Yifei couldn't hold back any longer, gritting her teeth, "A sapling won't grow straight if it's not pruned, and I think you need some trimming too! Boxing, huh? I'll fight you! Whoever loses gets out of this neighborhood!"

The man didn't agree immediately. Instead, he shook his head and said, "I never hit women, and I would never let a woman help me get revenge."

Hu Yifei was about to make a move when Gu Yifan stopped her, "Sister Yifei!"

The two looked at each other, and Gu Yifan shook his head.

Since that man said so, Zeng Xiaoxian, as a man, also has his pride. If Yifei really beats this guy up, Zeng Xiaoxian will lose face.

"give it to me."

Gu Yifan mouthed the words.

Yifei was taken aback. Seeing Gu Yifan's calm expression, she restrained her intention to teach the man a lesson on the spot, but still glared at him resentfully.

Seeing this, the man smiled smugly.

"Alright, I've given you both options. Either I'll pay you a year's rent, or we can have a game and whoever wins gets the parking space. Or you can call the property management if you want, or the police if you want, I don't care!" With that, he prepared to close the door.

"Wait a mininute."

Gu Yifan, who hadn't said much until now, suddenly spoke up.

"What? Are you going to stand up for him?" The man sized up Gu Yifan, noticing that Gu Yifan was tall and well-built. Although his figure wasn't obvious because of his clothes, he was clearly very well-proportioned. He raised an eyebrow and said.

"You think that just because his car isn't as expensive as yours, it's a waste of public resources?" Gu Yifan asked calmly.

The man crossed his arms and sneered, "At least it should be a normal car, right? A beat-up Xiali is just wasting resources."

“What if I don’t only have Xia Li?” Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly asked.

The man paused for a moment, then sneered, "Like a pig with a scallion stuck in its nose, I've been watching you for a long time. It's just a beat-up Xiali, what are you pretending for?"

"Alright, Zeng Xiaoxian, stop wasting your breath on him. If you want to fight, then fight!" Hu Yifei gritted her teeth. "Even if we lose, it's no big deal."

But Zeng Xiaoxian insisted, "I just got a new car, and I didn't want to make a fuss about it, but this guy is so cocky, so I'll show him!"

Upon hearing this, everyone was surprised.

"Wow, Mr. Zeng, when did you buy a car?" Guan Gu asked curiously in a low voice.

“Yeah, Teacher Zeng, you didn’t even tell us about buying a car, such a big thing.” Zhanbo also chimed in, bewildered.

"Maybe Teacher Zeng is planning a surprise for everyone," Gu Yifan said with a smile.

The man opposite seemed a little suspicious. "Don't go down and just point to any car and say it's yours."

Zeng Xiaoxian was too lazy to waste his breath on this kind of person. "Since you think the Xiali doesn't deserve to be parked here, then I'll find a car that does deserve to be parked in a parking space in the community!"

"You're not afraid to go, are you?" Gu Yifan asked, tilting his head.

"Who says I wouldn't dare?" The man's attitude remained arrogant. "If you can prove that you have another car that's worthy of the parking space, and that it doesn't count as occupying public resources, then I'll give the parking space back to you."

Gu Yifan smiled and said, "It's nothing, I just wanted to broaden your horizons. Don't look down on me."

"As for the parking space, it originally belonged to us. You're just a petty person who uses moral standards to judge yourself."

"Damn it! You little brat, you dare insult me?!" The man was enraged.

"I don't have time to curse dogs. You said we'd find a boxing gym later and I'd beat the dog up!"

Gu Yifan responded coldly, displaying an attitude even more arrogant than that of a man.

The man was furious, but seeing so many people around, he didn't dare to make a move. He glared at Gu Yifan with a fierce look and said, "Fine, just don't run away later."

"Don't run away. Remember, whoever loses gets out of the apartment." Gu Yifan raised his middle finger.

Hu Yifei was quite surprised. Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's confident expression, she tugged at him.

"Hey Zeng Xiaoxian, when did you buy a car? Don't embarrass yourself later."

"Trust me." Zeng Xiaoxian gave Hu Yifei a reassuring look.

Hu Yifei then gave up her doubts.

Downstairs in the community.

The man swaggered out, seemingly unconcerned about any potential personal injury.

I'm quite confident in myself.

"Where's your new car? Your beat-up Xiali?"

Zeng Xiaoxian led the way, and despite the man's provocative words, he remained calm and said, "I'm not like some immoral guys who think they're right to take other people's parking spaces and park outside the community."

"Tch." The man scratched his ear dismissively, looking completely unconcerned, letting Zeng Xiaoxian say whatever he wanted.

"Don't try to fool me with some cheap car worth 100,000 or 200,000 yuan, it's a beat-up Xiali."

The man's sarcastic words made Zeng Xiaoxian even angrier; he wanted nothing more than to pounce on him and bite him to death.

Even a rabbit will bite when cornered, let alone in front of so many people, when a man repeatedly provokes you.

Everyone was somewhat uneasy.

Lin Wanyu quietly walked to Gu Yifan's side, took his arm, and asked worriedly, "Teacher Zeng really bought a car? What kind of car is it?"

"Just look at it and you'll find out."

Gu Yifan smiled and patted Lin Wanyu's head reassuringly.

Lin Wanyu pouted and glared indignantly at the man swaggering ahead of her.

She had never seen such a despicable and shameless person!
"If only my dad's car were here, we'd see if he dared to take up a parking space."

This kind of person bullies the weak and fears the strong, looks down on others, and thinks they are superior to others.

Gu Yifan disagreed, "There are many people like that in society, it's not worth getting angry or upset with them."

Don't assume that there are no abstract things in reality.

Art originates from life, and many things that novels dare not write about are commonplace in reality.

"This is called witnessing the diversity of people; not everyone is human."

Hearing Gu Yifan's serious words, Lin Wanyu chuckled, "Gu Yifan, you're really good at swearing! Teach me sometime!"

I walked all the way to the entrance of the residential area.

The man was getting impatient. "Hey, where's your car? I don't have time to play with you."

Good grief, it's clearly his fault, yet he's blaming others.

Zeng Xiaoxian was actually a little nervous. He stood at the entrance of the community without saying a word, his eyes quickly scanning the cars parked next to him.

Seeing this, the man, who had been watching Zeng Xiaoxian's every move and was also a little nervous, immediately relaxed and calmed down.

He's just a guy who's obsessed with saving face.

He went on to mock them, saying, "Oh, you're not going to tell me your car got towed away, are you? Or did it sprout wings and fly away? If you don't even have a car, then just take your compensation and get lost."

at this time
"Drip!"

Suddenly, the beeping sound of a car unlocking came from the roadside.

The man, who had been making sarcastic remarks, froze and subconsciously looked towards the side of the road, where an Audi A6 came into view.

No way, there really is a car?
Just then, a middle-aged man with a receding hairline, carrying a bag, hurried over, opened the car door, and got in.

The man breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's not this one," Zhanbo muttered, sounding somewhat disappointed and lacking confidence.

In an instant, everyone's attention fell back on Teacher Zeng.

Expectations, doubts, encouragement, and concerns.
Zeng Xiaoxian's gaze swept across the cars, and finally he spotted his target: a brand-new Mercedes without license plates.

"Oh, you really got lucky! You're not saying that's a car you just bought, are you?" The man followed Zeng Xiaoxian's gaze.

Good heavens, if this car had those short legs, he would have immediately thrown his steering wheel away.
"Drip!"

Watching Zeng Xiaoxian pull out a set of keys with the Mercedes-Benz logo from his pocket, press the unlock button, and at the same time, the unlocked Mercedes-Benz S350 flashed.

The man froze.

Impossible. Absolutely impossible!!!

Not only the men, but everyone behind them stared wide-eyed.

"Wow! Teacher Zeng, this is your new car!" Zhanbo was so excited that he stammered, his eyes wide with excitement.

"So this car is yours?" Hu Yifei finally felt relieved and asked in surprise.

"Wow, Teacher Zeng, you're so rich! You drive a luxury car worth millions!" Lin Wanyu said with a grin, as if she wasn't the one who drove the Versailles car that morning.

The praise made Zeng Xiaoxian feel elated, and he looked at the man beside him whose face suddenly turned ugly.

This feeling is amazing!
"And now? Does this car even deserve my parking space?"

Zeng Xiaoxian spoke slowly and deliberately, head held high and chest out.

I felt a surge of pride and satisfaction.

"Is this your car?" the man forced out through gritted teeth. "I don't believe you."

You drove a Xiali before, and now you're driving a Mercedes-Benz?
Are you riding a rocket?

"Believe it or not," Gu Yifan said, walking over and crossing his arms. "Teacher Zeng, I remember your next program is a social news program, right?"

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head and looked at Gu Yifan, then suddenly realized, "That's right."

"Shouldn't we put this shameless guy who steals other people's parking spaces on TV and expose him to the whole nation?"

Gu Yifan smiled again.

Zeng Xiaoxian got into the zone and immediately nodded, "Absolutely."

The man was a little confused. "What do you mean?"

"It's nothing." Gu Yifan spread his hands, revealing a bright smile mixed with a hint of mockery. "Don't look down on others. The person standing in front of you is a host from Shanghai TV."

"You're a TV host?" The man stared at Zeng Xiaoxian, stunned.

Are there really hosts with such short legs? Oh right, you can't tell their legs are short when they're sitting down.

“That’s right.” Zeng Xiaoxian straightened his clothes and raised his head, “You forgot to add ‘famous’.”

"If you don't believe me, ask around in the neighborhood. Everyone knows that Teacher Zeng is a host." Gu Yifan's smile was full of malice.

She scanned the man up and down with her eyes.

"You're new here, aren't you?"

(End of this chapter)