This Naruto is a player.

Chapter 24 Male-Style Leisure Pill

the next day.

As dawn broke, Master Ming, who had just turned 18 and was 76 months old, arrived early at the third training ground.

Take a look at the other two.

Like him, Naruto was still sleepy-eyed, but he felt much better.

Kakashi-sensei is a bit of a handful.

Is this what a ninja is like?

Sensing that his ninja career was not going to be peaceful, Naruto spoke up: "Tell me, what information have you obtained?"

Sakura Haruno, who was in charge of gathering intelligence, answered first: "I heard that Kakashi-sensei is a genius who became a Jonin at the age of 12."

A 12-year-old Jonin?
Naruto and Sasuke exchanged a glance, both somewhat dumbfounded.

So strong?

At 12 years old, he was already graduating from the ninja academy.

"Any more?"

"It seems he was also rated as a Konoha Technician."

technician?
Is it the technician I know?

Suppressing his urge to retort, Naruto asked again, "Anything else? Tell me all at once."

"Nothing."

"That's all? Where's your strength? Where are your techniques?"

"These are things that are not easy to find out."

Ok?
Naruto was taken aback for a moment, then slowly nodded.

This is true.

For a ninja or even a ninja village, the information about the ninja himself is the biggest secret.

If your enemy knows your trump card, you will be no threat at all and will be targeted for analysis.

Unless you are so powerful that you have nothing to fear.

When the enemy is unaware of your intelligence, it's easy for memorable moments to unfold.

In other words: kill at first sight.

Naruto, who possesses the Flying Thunder God Technique, could do this with ease.

Seeing Sakura looking dejected, seemingly terrified by Kakashi's reputation, Naruto paused for a moment before saying in a relaxed tone, "What? Are you scared already? Let's not even talk about how we're determined to defeat Kakashi-sensei. I even prepared some good stuff for you guys."

"Tch~ Who's afraid?"

Sasuke would be the first to disagree. Even if he had the chance, he would never admit to being a coward, let alone without it.

"What good stuff?" Sakura noticed the key point.

Naruto took out the four prepared balls, two red and two blue, each about one centimeter in diameter, and divided them equally between the two of them.

"Here, it's for you."

"Male-style Carefree Pill? This is a limited edition of 100 pills sold every day, and it's said to be a miraculous medicine that can bring the dead back to life and heal the wounded as long as there's still a breath left!" Sakura exclaimed in surprise.

"Where did you get Naruto from?"

Naruto didn't answer, but just smiled.

Will he tell the two that the legendary doctor Xiong Fengshan, who came to the village half a year ago, is his alter ego?
will not!

Would he tell the two that the pills produced by the male old man were actually the recovery items from the mall?
will not!

Would he tell the two that a product priced at 1000 taels in the mall was sold for 20000 taels after being misled by the old Chinese medicine doctor Xiong Fengshan?

will not!

Don't say anything, just pretend to be a kissing expert.

"My mom wanted to buy me two as graduation gifts, but she couldn't get them from Dr. Xiong even after trying for several days."

At this point, Sakura's opinion of Naruto suddenly changed a lot.

She looked at Naruto gratefully and said, "Thank you, Naruto."

"Thanks, Naruto."

Sasuke then thanked him, his tone quite solemn.

"Red replenishes blood, blue replenishes chakra. Don't get them mixed up."

"Okay, I've got it." ×2
Naruto breathed a sigh of relief as he watched the two of them handling the Xiaoyao Pill with great care.

With Xiaoyao Pills, the team should be able to handle this assessment.

As for the effects of Xiaoyao Pills, they weren't as exaggerated as Sakura described.

It can indeed quickly restore health/mana in a short period of time, and it can also heal any injuries that occur.

But this thing also has limitations.

The maximum amount of health that can be replenished is 10,000, and the same applies to chakra.

The red version of the Free Spirit Pill is the most effective, as it seems that ninjas generally don't have much health.

Take this "Free and Easy Pill," and even if you're on the verge of death one second, the next second—no, five minutes later—you'll be fully recovered.

It can be said: With a single dose of carefree joy in my belly, my fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of heaven!
It sounds a bit exaggerated, but the effect is indeed similar.

As for the other blue version of the "Free and Easy Pill," it's a bit lacking, especially for someone like Naruto whose chakra reserves exceed ten million. Ten thousand chakra is just a drop in the ocean.

However, for Chunin and Genin like Sasuke and Sakura, whose health and chakra reserves are generally below 10,000, the Blue Ecstasy Pill is practically a miracle drug. Naturally, many coveted such a potent medicine, both within and outside the village, but Old Xiong's ability to deceive (using illusion techniques) is unparalleled.

Moreover, selling this thing was a decision he made against his ancestors' wishes. Everyone gave him a little face (or a trick).

Even so, under pressure from all sides, the branch stores in each village must open before the end of the year.

As for the secret recipe? There is no secret recipe.

Want to torture me again? Then let's see if my fists will allow it.

If all else fails, just close the shop. Then all the other villages will have them, but your village won't. Let's see what you do then.
After all, this stuff is scorpion poop—it's one of a kind!

As for the price? It's all about high profit margins and high sales volume.

With Naruto around, there's no shortage of wars or customers in the future.

Naruto's gift of the "Shōyōmaru" sparked a conversation among the team, and the three chatted while waiting.

I waited and waited until 6 o'clock.

"It's been an hour! Where is Kakashi-sensei, the king of lateness, yet?"

After the three of them got to know each other, Sakura, who had always been quiet in front of Sasuke, couldn't help but complain.

"Perhaps he encountered a black cat blocking his way on the road and then lost his way in life."

Sakura couldn't believe it: "What kind of reason is that?"

After saying that, Naruto activated his full sensory abilities.

He was startled as soon as he opened it.

The chakra, specially marked as Kakashi-sensei's, was hiding in a tree not far away, secretly spying on them.

Too perverted.

Naruto wanted to expose this ridiculous trick to his face, but...

Naruto glanced at the panel again, a wicked smile spreading across his face.

"Ouch~" he suddenly let out a strange cry.

"what happened?"

"My stomach hurts, probably from eating something wrong yesterday."

Naruto got up, clutching his stomach, and ran away into the distance. Only one sentence drifted on the wind: "I'm going to the bathroom. Wait for me."

Sasuke and Sakura: -_-||
Naruto deliberately went to the bushes under Kakashi's tree, and under the watchful eye of this peeping tom, he transformed into Kakashi's appearance.

Although we don't know what's under the eye patch, let alone what kind of face is under the mask, this perfect transformation technique would make even Kakashi himself question his existence if he jumped down.

Then he had to admit it, and pointing at Naruto, he said: That's right, this is my own brother.

"Cough cough."

Naruto coughed twice to change his voice, while his eyes narrowed, transforming into lifeless, dead fish eyes.

Feeling that it was about time, he jumped twice in quick succession and landed in front of Sasuke and Sakura.

"Kakashi-sensei, you're too late!"

As soon as Naruto, dressed as Kakashi, arrived, Sakura started complaining.

"On my way here, I encountered a black cat blocking my path, and then I lost my way in life. That's why I'm a little late, sorry."

Sakura: Huh? Is that really the reason?
"Tch~" Sasuke also expressed his dissatisfaction.

Naruto's face, hidden behind his mask, revealed a bright smile, and the two men didn't suspect a thing.

This is entirely thanks to the fact that Naruto has never done anything like that since he impersonated the Hokage when he was three years old.

If you have no criminal record, you won't be suspected.

One wonders what Kakashi, who was secretly observing, was thinking, while Naruto was thoroughly enjoying himself.

If Kakashi doesn't show up soon, he might just keep acting.

"Where's Naruto? Where did he go?" 'Kakashi' asked, feigning ignorance.

"He ate something bad last night and has diarrhea."

"In that case, let's leave him for now. You two can go do your missions first."

"Eh?"

Sakura never expected that this wouldn't be what the three of them had discussed last night.

"Teacher, shouldn't we wait for Naruto?"

"Do you think you only need to complete one task today? No, this is a series of tasks. If you can't complete them all by today, the entire team will be eliminated!"
Otherwise, why do you think I asked you to come so early?

Naruto mimicked Kakashi's tone, saying that although he hadn't interacted with Sakura and Sasuke much, he hadn't either.

"Huh?"×2
"Then why are you so late?" Sakura muttered under her breath.

"What did you say?" Kakashi's sword-like gaze shot over.

Sakura immediately stated, "No problem, Kakashi-sensei, we wholeheartedly agree."

"Then let's get running! The first task is to run 500 laps around the village within 3 hours."

"500 laps?"

Sakura felt a sense of despair. Was this a number she could possibly achieve?
"Run upside down!" Kakashi emphasized again.

Even Sasuke couldn't sit still this time: "Upside down?"

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