An abstract trainer who taught Charmander the Incinerate move
Chapter 39 The Ultimate Simp
Chapter 39 The Ultimate Simp (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
Seeing the strutting roast chicken, Mo Zhen's expression changed drastically.
For naive young men who are inexperienced in the ways of the world, this kind of roast chicken livestreamer has an almost devastating impact.
Mo Zhen scrolled through Gong Ping's spending records, which were filled with rows and rows of densely packed tips. The amount spent was even more terrifying than that of Fu Qiang fans.
Xiao Mengzi glanced at the seductive cyber succubus on the screen, then at the skinny, dull-furred otter huddled in the corner. Her lips twitched, and a look of disdain appeared in her small, red-bean-shaped eyes.
Gongping, you don't love your elf at all! You spend all your daily wages on female streamers! What are you dreaming about?!
Upon seeing Mo Zhen click into Liuli's homepage, Gong Ping, like a virgin whose blanket has been pulled off by his mother while he was hiding under the covers, instantly snatched his phone back in a flash.
"Quack! Mr. Mo... Mr. Mo Zhen, you... you shouldn't go through my private subscriptions!"
Seeing the other person's pathetic state, Mo Zhen finally understood the real problem.
This kid... has completely fallen into the abyss of bad women and can't get out!
Realizing the seriousness of the matter, Mo Zhen became unusually serious and earnestly instructed her in a very serious tone.
"Child, you're still young, there are some things you don't understand. You've gotten involved in this kind of thing at such a young age. If you continue like this, your life will be completely ruined. Take my advice: remove your fan badge, turn off your live stream subscription, and then permanently block that woman. From then on, you will begin a truly fulfilling and healthy life..."
He took a step back sharply, then huddled in the corner and shouted loudly.
"I...I don't need your help! As long as I can see Miss Ruri every day, my life is already very happy! You have no idea how great she is..."
great?
Mo Zhen's eyes flashed with disdain as he sharply commented without any politeness.
"Don't be naive. She's just a tool manipulated by capital, her goal being to squeeze every penny out of a greenhorn like you..."
Upon hearing Mo Zhen coldly and ruthlessly reveal the truth, Gong Ping instantly lost his composure and roared uncontrollably.
"Shut up!!! Miss Liuli is not the kind of person you imagine! She is the true savior of this world. She brought hope to rats like us with her idol-like brilliance. Without her, this world would have completely lost its light and fallen into the abyss of darkness! People like you don't understand anything at all!"
Hearing this heartfelt and sincere confession, Mo Zhen was slightly moved.
This kid has quite the imagination when it comes to catheters...
He and Xiaomengzi then exchanged a glance and reached a consensus.
This kid is completely ruined.
Shaking his head and sighing, a hint of heartache flashed in Mo Zhen's eyes, but then his gaze hardened, and he said firmly.
"Now that things have come to this, you can no longer quit that thing on your own. In that case, let me help you! Trust me, it will be like a dream, there won't be any pain, and soon you'll have no memory of that woman left in your mind..."
Hearing Mo Zhen's words, Xiao Mengzi said somewhat nervously.
【Lord Mo Zhen, are you trying to forcibly alter his memories using hypnosis? To be honest, I don't have that ability yet. I still need more time to grow. We can only gradually modify his subconscious in his dreams…】
Without listening to the other person's nonsense, Mo Zhen pressed the Skip button and waved his hand dismissively.
"Don't overthink it. I knew you were a good-for-nothing all along. I never expected you to be able to pull off that kind of dream-inducing ability like 'forced hypnosis,' which is only found in cheap Chinese magazines. Next, I'll use physical means to help him forget everything about that woman."
[Physical means?]
Mo Zhen, with an air of nonchalance, uttered words devoid of warmth through his 37-degree mouth.
"It's nothing complicated. It's just about using a multi-functional steel pipe to gently tap the brain that's been clouded by the roast chicken, purifying the memory center of the cerebral cortex, and thus putting the lost sheep back on the right track."
After saying that, Mo Zhen casually unscrewed a piece of rust-enchanted water pipe from the wall and began to press closer to Gong Ping.
Seeing Mo Zhen approaching step by step, Gong Ping immediately snatched the sharp shell of the water otter and pressed it against his own neck, threatening to kill himself.
"No! I don't want to forget Miss Liuli. What meaning would my life have if she weren't in my memory? Don't come any closer!" With a kind smile, Mo Zhen spoke earnestly and patiently, like a benevolent elder.
"Child, think positively. You have a long road ahead of you. When you find your true dream in the future, you'll realize how ridiculous everything you're doing now is..."
Upon hearing the word "dream," countless fragments of memories flashed through Gongping's mind.
That was the darkest time of his life. His father died, his mother passed away, and he had no dreams or hopes. As an illegal immigrant, he could only live like a rat in a cramped, shabby room.
He had once thought of ending it all, but in that darkest moment, a ray of light shone into his life.
Looking at the girl on the screen, Gongping couldn't help but burst into tears.
He never imagined that such an embodiment of truth, goodness, and beauty existed in this world.
He realized that there were still such beautiful things in this world that were worth cherishing.
Every frown and smile, every glance, completely illuminated his bleak life.
As past memories replayed, Gongping's eyes began to moisten, glistening with tears.
His gaze then became more resolute than ever before, like a true passionate protagonist shouting out his dream.
"No matter what others think, I...I...my dream will never change in this lifetime...My dream is...to be Miss Ruri's shinny!"
Bang!
The sturdy steel pipe slipped from Mo Zhen's hands, leaving him speechless and choked with emotion.
Xiaomengzi rolled her eyes and fainted on the spot from being frightened by the precious two-dimensional object.
Gongping has been completely and utterly controlled by that wicked woman (a great tragedy).
For a fleeting moment, Mo Zhen really wanted to smash this loser to death and send him to be reborn as the son of her idol, so he could experience firsthand what these so-called idols were really like.
But when Mo Zhen thought about the protagonist's incredible performance in the terrible novel he had once read, "The Girl I Pushed," he felt that what he was doing might be a reward for him...
"Ha, in that case... good luck, goodbye!"
After saying that, Mo Zhen walked out of the room, his figure blending into the night.
Seeing this, Xiaomengzi hesitated for a moment.
Lord Mo Zhen, have you really given up completely? This isn't like you at all...
Mo Zhen's lips gradually hardened, as if he was about to do something serious.
"At this critical stage, even if we temporarily make him lose his memory, it's only a temporary solution. As the saying goes, the one who tied the knot must untie it. We have to start with that female anchor. Let me see what dirt she has on me. Let's get some videos of her spending the night with the top fan, her sugar daddy, or a certain producer. It would be best if we could also dig up some juicy dirt like her having an illegitimate child. Let this kid have his fill of this. I want to see if he gets excited then!"
Seeing Mo Zhen's increasingly twisted smile, Xiao Mengzi tentatively asked, feeling a chill run down her spine.
【Okay...good idea, but what if...I mean, what if she really is a good girl with no scandals? What should we do then...?】
As if he had heard a very funny joke, Mo Zhen's expression turned dark and profound, and he commented sharply in an extremely professional tone.
"Some things are only a matter of chance, there's no 'what if.' The probability of this kind of female anchor being a good girl is about the same as finding a farm tool with no criminal record on the streets of downtown. Of course, to put it another way... even if there's no truth, we can create the truth ourselves! It's my duty to awaken those millions of innocent teenagers who have gone astray!"
The ultimate firestorm plan, Go!
Xiao Mengzi broke out in a cold sweat upon hearing about Mo Zhen's plan.
Although it doesn't know what this person plans to do, it believes that as long as it follows Mo Zhen's line of thinking, everything will be fine (big lie)!
(End of this chapter)
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