An abstract trainer who taught Charmander the Incinerate move

Chapter 231 Giant Penis Academy, Senior Brother Dai Dai (Seeking Monthly Tickets)

Squeak squeak—

Upon waking up, Tang Snake suddenly opened its deep, dark snake eyes, and the intense shock made it instinctively coil its body tightly.

Tang She was startled and immediately looked at his own body!

After finding no one on its belly, it breathed a sigh of relief and discovered that it was lying on a rough, dry grass mat, with the surrounding scenery flashing by like a revolving lantern.

Yes, it was inside a simple horse-drawn carriage speeding through the wilderness.

"Hmm, you're awake?"

A deep, familiar voice sounded from across the room. Tang She suddenly looked up, his vertical pupils fixed on the source of the voice.

Only after seeing the sharply defined features of the face opposite it did its tense body truly relax.

Instead of a Nord about to be beheaded, the person standing opposite it was Master Gang, a learned man who had guided it onto the path of the God-King!

The master was still wearing that simple gray long robe, his hands folded on his knees, his expression as calm as a mountain.

Tang She's experience of trying to sense the imprint in the God King's Secret Realm, those bits and pieces about Dingding Academy, the Soul Hunting Forest, and absorbing soul rings...

The sense of time span is clearly reflected back.

Only a week has passed in the outside world, but five years have quietly passed inside the secret realm!

For a creature possessing extraordinary wisdom and a cultivation speed that advances by leaps and bounds, this was an unimaginably long time!
"Five years?! It actually took the previous God-King a full five years to cultivate to this level?!"

A feeling of utterly absurd contempt welled up in Tang She's heart.

Is this the speed? The former God-King who inherited this Supreme God-King Secret Realm was such a useless and incompetent fool!
To take a full five years to reach the level of a mere level twenty-seven Grand Master? That's utterly ridiculous!

Tang She, from the time he awakened his martial soul and absorbed his first soul ring until now, how long has he been in the real world? The difference in talent is like heaven and earth!

But soon, a brilliant insight suppressed that arrogant disdain, and a more logical idea emerged.

The former God King followed the established order, unlike Tang Snake, who was so talented and extraordinary. From the very beginning, he obtained the heaven-defying fortune of two top-grade soul rings, "Fat Dudu" and "Vine Snake". He was indeed far superior to his opponent!
That old bastard God King, how could he compare to me in absorbing soul rings? That's the real shortcut to cultivation!
Upon realizing this, Tang Snake's emerald green body straightened slightly, and a sense of domineering pride arose spontaneously!

It raised its head high, its snake eyes, gleaming with confidence and ambition, staring directly at Xiao Gang, and said excitedly.

"Master! I have read in the secret realm's scriptures that soul rings are condensed from the life energy of magical beasts, containing supreme power! My soul power has now reached the peak of level twenty-seven, just one step away from the level thirty mark. With my abilities, could I... first absorb a soul ring, using the abundant soul power to nourish myself and forcefully break through the bottleneck? This would save me from the tedious process, wouldn't that be wonderful?"

According to its imagination, if it could immediately absorb another powerful soul ring, its soul power would soar, and it might be able to break through the Soul Venerable barrier directly!
However, before he could finish speaking, a layer of frost instantly covered Xiao Gang's rugged face!
"Nonsense! This is tantamount to suicide!"

Xiao Gang's voice boomed like muffled thunder in the narrow carriage, filled with unquestionable severity.

"Tang Snake! What do you think spirit rings are? Like tree fruits picked up by the roadside, to be chewed on whenever you want?! Level ten is a major hurdle, spirit rings determine destiny! This is the law of heaven and earth, an immutable principle throughout the ages! Before reaching the level thirty bottleneck, before the circulation of spirit power within your body has reached its perfect and stable state, forcibly introducing the violent and unparalleled exotic energy of a spirit ring is like pouring a raging flood into a fragile riverbed! There is only one result—"

Xiao Gang's voice suddenly rose, carrying a deep sorrow that came from witnessing countless tragedies.

"Uncontrolled soul power, broken meridians, and shattered dantian! At best, all cultivation is lost, turning one into a useless essence! At worst... the body explodes on the spot, leaving not even a single intact snake scale! This is an ironclad rule repeatedly proven by countless self-proclaimed geniuses who tried to take shortcuts! Do you want to follow in their footsteps?!"

"hiss--!!!"

Tang She gasped, and his entire snake went limp instantly, as if he could really see the terrifying scene of himself being blown into a sky full of emerald green meat paste because of his greed for merit and recklessness!
The snake's body, which had been standing straight because it had found a shortcut to cultivation, involuntarily curled up slightly, and its proud head drooped a little.

"Thank you so much, Master, for your timely warning! I almost went astray and brought about my own destruction!"

Tang She's voice trembled with relief, filled with gratitude for the master.

His extraordinary wisdom was working frantically, repeatedly reminding himself: the path to becoming a god-king requires courage and diligence, but even more so, it requires being down-to-earth! If he lost his life, he would lose everything, thankfully the master was there!
Seeing Tang She's terrified and completely subdued appearance, Master Xiao Gang felt extremely smug.

After witnessing the process of the other party absorbing the [Soul Ring] last time, Mo Zhen was certain that what this guy was absorbing was not the so-called Soul Ring at all, but the life energy of the elf that had not yet dissipated.

In other words, the other party's characteristics are likely not subject to any bottlenecks or limitations.

If we don't put some restrictions on ourselves, it won't be long before the Elf World has another invincible scoundrel who has mastered the divine skill of sucking up the potion.

After casually sealing the other party's "path to death," he slowly leaned back in his chair, his voice returning to its steady tone.

"Yes, it is good to admit one's mistakes and correct them. Remember this lesson: the way of a master teacher is to build a solid foundation, and never take chances again."

He paused, his gaze drifting to the desolate scenery rushing past the window.

"Our destination is another renowned academy on the continent. Although it may be a bit eccentric, it has unique strengths in practical training and the activation of martial spirit potential. You must be extremely focused and give it your all in this entrance exam! I don't want to hear the news of your failure, understand?"

Xiao Gang's words were like a key, instantly unlocking the floodgates of Tang She's memories.

During its five years in the God King's Secret Realm, it had already completed all the basic courses at Tintin Academy and was heading to another academy for further studies.

Upon hearing the master's emphasis on the destination, Tang Snake immediately straightened his body, and his fighting spirit rekindled in his snake eyes.

"Rest assured, Master! Your disciple will certainly live up to your expectations and show those people what a true genius is!"

The carriage came to a complete stop with a screeching sound of brakes, the dust rising up and hitting the old carriage.

Xiao Gang was the first to stand up and step down from the carriage, followed closely by Tang She, who glided to the master's side.

Before me lay an extremely desolate scene, with withered yellow grass swaying helplessly in the dry wind, interspersed with exposed brown rocks.

On the distant horizon, the outline of a solitary, enormous doorway can be vaguely seen.

Master Xiaogang raised his hand and pointed to the door, his voice calm and undisturbed.

"See that door? That's where you're headed. From here on, you'll have to walk your own path. The academy's teaching system has its own rules, and I can't interfere. If you encounter insurmountable bottlenecks in your cultivation, or if you have new questions about the Martial Soul Path, you can always return to Dingding Academy to find me."

Watching Master Xiaogang turn and get into the car without hesitation, his gray figure rapidly shrinking in the wind and sand of the wasteland until it disappeared on the horizon, Tang She opened his mouth, only to suddenly remember a crucial matter…

The selection criteria for the third spirit ring! "Hiss... I forgot to ask about the level 30 spirit ring!"

A trace of annoyance crossed his mind, but Tang She thought again that he was only at the peak of level 27, and was still nearly three levels of soul power away from the bottleneck of level 30.

Based on the cultivation speed of the "Mysterious Heaven Skill," even if one works day and night, it would take at least a month or two in the real world to accumulate enough points.

There's plenty of time; we can always go back to Dingding Academy to consult the masters when we're close to breaking through!
Composing himself, Tang Snake twisted his emerald green body and slid quickly toward the giant stone door.

When Tang She actually stood under that huge stone door, an indescribable sense of disparity welled up in his heart.

The door looks acceptable from a distance, but appears extremely rough upon closer inspection.

Above the lintel, a weathered wooden plaque bears four large, crooked characters: "[Giant Penis Academy]!"
"hiss--!!!!"

Tang She gasped, his astonishing wisdom momentarily frozen in shock!

"Damn it! What...what kind of name is this?! It's so nonsensical, the cultural refinement in the name is a million miles worse than Tintin Academy! Why would the master send me to such a godforsaken place?!"

Tang Snake roared inwardly, and if it weren't for Master Xiao Gang's authority, it would have almost turned around and left.

It glanced at the academy gate and saw an extremely robust elf lounging lazily in the shadow of the dilapidated gate.

It has the physique of a tiger, with its powerful muscles bulging its dark red fur, and its signature flame belt wrapped around its waist, which is now emitting a faint orange-red glow.

That's right, it's the top villain in the elf world—the Cosmic Roaring Tiger!

What made Tang She's eyes twitch the most was that the Blazing Roaring Tiger was wearing a deadpan expression, its left paw rudely holding a positively charged patter with a red electric sac on its cheek, while its right paw was holding a negatively charged patter with a blue electric sac on its cheek.

Two electric squirrel sprites nestled against its broad, rock-like chest, their bodies trembling slightly, emitting soft "buzzing" sounds and unintelligible humming noises, creating an extremely ambiguous scene.

"Humph!"

Tang She let out a disdainful snort, her snake eyes filled with undisguised contempt.

According to its astonishing logic, all anyone should do is seize every minute and second to become stronger!

Such a person, indulging in base pleasures, is simply degrading himself and wasting precious cultivation time!

The Blazing Roaring Tiger clearly sensed Tang Snake's undisguised contemptuous gaze. It raised its head impatiently, a hint of displeasure flashing in its eyes.

But when it sensed the other party's soul power, its tiger eyes narrowed slightly.

"What? A new guy?"

It quickly patted away the positive and negative charges in its arms and gently pushed them away, then got down to business.

After losing 8000 gold coins, the Blazing Roaring Tiger patted his belt, which radiated an orange-red glow, and said in a refined and amiable manner.

"Hey, don't look at me like that, you know? This is called charging your martial soul! I'm not kidding, I'm cultivating, I'm very serious!"

Tang She looked at him with disdain, as if to say, "Why would a fire-type villain want to train with an electric-type Pokémon? Do you think I'm stupid?"
Seeing Tang She's disheveled appearance, the Blazing Roaring Tiger spat out a string of profanities.

"Ugh, I'm really fed up with you. You're acting like a complete idiot. Fine, I'll show you!"

As it spoke, it released its martial spirit, and the Blazing Roaring Tiger was instantly engulfed in dazzling golden lightning!
Behind it, a majestic phantom slowly materialized—shaped like a fierce tiger, golden in color, with raging lightning crackling around it, and a magnificent black jade resembling a lightning bolt inlaid in the center of its forehead!
A flash of lightning and a clap of thunder filled the sky, and its martial spirit was none other than the legendary spirit Lei Gong!

Although Tang Snake did not recognize the specific name of this martial soul, it could sense that the other party's martial soul seemed to be very powerful.

That pure power of thunder was violent and majestic, far surpassing that of ordinary beast spirits.

Putting away its martial spirit, the Blazing Roaring Tiger fumbled in its fiery belt and pulled out a simple soul tool for detecting soul power and age.

"Come on, happy, put your hands... uh, the rattan whip up here!"

The Blazing Roaring Tiger handed the black ball to Tang Snake. Tang Snake suppressed his displeasure and extended a silver grass vine whip wrapped with dark blue magic patterns, gently placing it on the surface of the black ball.

hum!
The black sphere instantly glowed with a soft light, and the surface patterns flowed as if they were alive.

The Blazing Roaring Tiger took a closer look, and its eyes widened suddenly. Its dead mother's face instantly filled with a warm and enthusiastic smile.

"Holy crap! Level 27?! You're only this young and you're already at the peak of the Great Soul Master realm? You've got some serious skills!"

It slapped its thigh hard, making the rattan chair shake.

"Alright, alright, you can skip the basic tests and go straight to the final practical test! If you pass, you'll be a member of our [Giant Academy]. Every Pokémon here is incredibly powerful. I'm Dai Xiaochuan, the chief disciple here. Just call me Senior Brother Dai!"

"Humph!"

Tang She let out another cold snort as a response, but in his heart he was disdainful.

What is this nonsense? This academy is really unreliable! But... since it was personally guided by Master Xiaogang, perhaps it really has some merit? Let's sneak in and take a look first. If it's really unbearable, we can always find another place later.

As for this refined and easy-going "Senior Brother Dai," he doesn't look like a good person at all; the bad things he's done behind the scenes are probably too numerous to count...

Just as Tang She was talking with Senior Brother Dai Dai, a light and swift dark green figure landed silently in front of the academy gate like a ghost.

Its entire body is covered in soft, dark green fur, like the finest velvet, which gleams in the setting sun.

Wearing a mask that resembles a masquerade, and with sharp, mysterious golden vertical pupils, it is none other than Magic Masked Meowth, one of the three Grass-type starter Pokémon!

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(End of this chapter)