An abstract trainer who taught Charmander the Incinerate move
Chapter 212 Silver Grass, Sun Hammer, and Armed Helicopter
Chapter 212 Silver Grass, Sun Hammer, and Armed Helicopter (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
Upon hearing Bi Yuntao say that Tang She still had a chance to embark on the path of cultivation, Old Fak's old, long-haired dog tail instantly wagged like a propeller.
It excitedly rushed forward, almost pressing its face against Bi Yuntao's nose, and asked in a trembling voice.
"May I ask, Master Biyuntao! Who...who is this person you speak of?! Who possesses such heaven-defying and fate-altering abilities?!"
In its view, the [Big Root] Martial Soul that can seduce rich women, and the ethereal path of the [Poké Ball] Trainer, are all unorthodox methods compared to this solid [Innate Full Soul Power]!
If that bastard Tang She can really embark on the path of becoming a master with this full soul power, even if his martial soul is a tu shit, he might still become a powerful figure in the future!
When another Saintly Saint emerges from Saintly Village, restoring its century-old glory... even if that old bastard dies, he can still enter his ancestral grave with a smile!
The giant wolfhound that Bi Yuntao had transformed into grinned, revealing a complex expression that mixed with awe and toothache, and replied in a muffled voice.
"Hmm... the one I'm talking about is a real 'master'! And he's staying at Dingding Academy in Dingding City, but..."
At this point, Bi Yuntao abruptly stopped, and a strange, almost human-like expression appeared on his ferocious wolf face.
It seemed to recall something extremely unpleasant yet something it had to respectfully acknowledge, and rubbed its massive wolf paws before lowering its voice to continue.
"However, this master has a rather eccentric temperament, and his identity... is quite special. He looks down on ordinary elves and would never easily accept a disciple! But..."
Its enormous wolf eyes swept over Tang Snake, who was still questioning his life due to his "late-stage cancer-related martial soul," and its gaze brightened slightly.
"This girl's situation is special. Her innate full soul power is paired with this top-grade useless martial soul. This extremely contradictory combination might... might just pique the interest of this master!"
Upon hearing this, Tang She was jolted awake from his self-collapse.
It shook its head, which was still reeling from the humiliation. Instead of excitement and desire, its snake eyes were filled with vigilance and suspicion!
"Hiss—! Really? This so-called master you're talking about, does he really have such extraordinary abilities? Don't tell me he's just some charlatan! Who do you think I am? Do you think just any Tom, Dick, or Harry is qualified to make me condescend to become his disciple?!"
Bi Yuntao secretly raised his thick, hard wolf eyebrows and thought to himself.
Tsk tsk, this snake-skinned girl is cunning and shrewd; she's not easy to fool. According to the law of conservation of intelligence, the intelligence that Tang Long lacked in his lizard brain has probably all been absorbed by this snake Tang…
However... I'm not in a hurry. I'll play with it for a while. This useless martial soul will make you suffer a lot, and I guarantee you'll kneel down and beg to become my disciple!
Bi Yuntao maintained his relaxed demeanor, as if to say, "Would I lie to you?" He even casually picked at his ear with his paw.
"Hmph, believe it or not, it's up to you! Try anything, even if it's a dead snake! Anyway, with your terminally ill martial soul, all you can do is rack your brains on your own. No matter how full your soul power is, you're just a slightly better punching bag. Sooner or later, you'll just be someone's background figure being beaten up!"
As it spoke, it gave the old village chief a look that said, "I can make millions in a minute," and waved its hand.
"Alright, alright, Village Chief Fuck, if there's nothing else, I'll be going now. The kids from the neighboring villages are still lining up waiting for me to awaken their powers!"
Without waiting for a response, it flashed with a ghostly light, dispelling its martial spirit possession and transforming back into its mane rock werewolf form.
Then, hoisting the Awakening Stone Ball onto his shoulder, he strode away with an air of arrogance, leaving behind only a mysterious and enigmatic silhouette amidst the awe-inspiring gazes of the group of elves.
No sooner had Bi Yuntao left than Old Fak pounced on Tang She like a hungry dog.
It was so excited that its old fur trembled, and it gripped the vine whip of the Tang snake tightly, its voice filled with sobs and boundless anticipation.
"Tang She! My good child! Did you hear that? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! You must seize it! There's still one spot left for a work-study student in our village, and no one has been able to use it for so many years! I'll go and get the paperwork done for you right now! You'll go to Dingding Academy to study martial spirit! You must find a way to find that master!"
Tang Snake was annoyed by Old Fak's noise, but with a moment of its extraordinary wisdom, it calmed down and pondered for a while.
In the current situation, it possesses astonishing wisdom and full soul power, but it is completely ignorant of this damned "martial soul" and "soul power" cultivation system, and has no clue how to pour soul power into that clump of waste grass!
It does need a place to study systematically, and incidentally, to meet that "master" whom Bi Yuntao has touted as a god.
So, as always, it raised its head high and snorted in a condescending tone.
"Hmph! Fine! Seeing how desperately you've begged me, I'll reluctantly grant you this favor and let you make a trip to Dingding Academy to see who this person is, worthy of instructing me!"
Old Fak was overjoyed when it agreed, and forgot all about the brat's arrogant attitude, so he quickly pulled it home.
As soon as he returned to the dilapidated blacksmith shop, filled with the smell of coal dust, rust, and cheap beer, old Fuck started yelling at the pink, short, stout man inside.
"Hey! You drunkard! Stop drinking! Your daughter's going to Tintin Academy! Get up and say goodbye!"
Tang Ritian remained as arrogant as ever, his back to the door, swinging a giant hammer, even larger than himself, with one hand, striking a red-hot iron ingot with a series of clangs.
Its other paw gripped a large wooden goblet, the murky ale inside swirling with its movements.
Without turning its head, it asked casually.
"Oh? Really? You brat... what kind of martial soul did you awaken?"
Seeing Tang Ritian's hopeless and incompetent state, Tang She's already pent-up anger was instantly ignited!
It suddenly slid in front of Tang Ritian, and with a fierce flick of its emerald green vine whip, it shoved the Silver Grass Martial Soul, which emitted a faint silver light, directly into Tang Ritian's pink nose.
"Damn it! Open your dog eyes and look carefully! This is the 'good' martial soul that you, you piece of trash, passed down to me! Terminal cancer! Silver Grass! You still have the nerve to ask?!"
Upon seeing the iconic useless little grass in Tang She's hand, Tang Ritian's swinging motion with the giant hammer suddenly froze.
Those lazy eyes, which were always half-closed, suddenly opened, and a very subtle and barely perceptible glint flashed in them!
It suddenly winked at old Fak, who was still babbling on and on, its tone icy and devoid of any emotion.
"Old dog, I have some 'family matters' to discuss with it. You'd better get out of here and leave for a bit!"
Old Fak was taken aback by the sudden cold tone, thinking that the blacksmith was reluctant to part with his daughter and wanted to give her some parting words.
Although annoyed, it still muttered "saying goodbye so mysteriously," and reluctantly left the blacksmith shop, closing the broken door behind it.
After confirming that Old Fak had left, Tang Ritian slammed the giant hammer to the ground with a loud bang, sending sparks flying.
It moved closer to the Tang snake, lowered its voice, and spoke mysteriously with an indescribable sense of anticipation and nervousness.
"Alright, now that the troublesome old dog is gone! Quick! Summon your other hidden martial soul and show it to me! Stop pretending!"
Another martial soul?
Tang She was taken aback for a moment upon hearing this, then flew into a rage!
This old man not only has a genetic predisposition to garbage, but his brain has also been ruined by alcohol?!
It hissed angrily, and the vine whip trembled with rage.
"Go to hell! I have a hammer and twin martial souls! You good-for-nothing old man just inherited this bunch of terminally ill weeds! What else do you want to see?! A hammer?!"
Upon discovering that Tang She only possessed the pitifully faint aura of the Silver Grass and no other martial soul fluctuations, the glimmer of expectation in Tang Ritian's eyes vanished instantly.
Instead, there was overwhelming anger and an indescribable disappointment and disgust!
It suddenly exhaled a strong smell of old liquor and roared angrily, the sound causing dust to fall from the blacksmith's shop ceiling.
"Fuck your mother! You piece of trash, you're a disgrace to me! Damn it! How could I, with my powerful and noble Steel-type bloodline, give birth to a useless Grass-type daughter like you! You didn't even inherit a single hammer! You're the worst of the worst!"
"Who the hell are you calling trash?!"
Tang She completely exploded! The will of the God-King overwhelmed everything at this moment!
The endless humiliation and anger erupted like a volcano. It no longer cared about the so-called father-daughter relationship. The emerald green vine whip suddenly lashed out, and the Silver Grass Martial Soul shone brightly!
Tang Clan's Ultimate Technique: Rain of Pear Blossom Leaves!!!
It poured all its soul power, resentment, and unwillingness into this late-stage cancer-ridden martial soul!
In an instant, countless curled-edge silver grass leaves, like the last withered leaves of autumn, rained down on Tang Ritian! However, the silver grass's weak and feeble attack, like a terminally ill martial soul, was not only unable to pierce through metal and stone, but it was not even strong enough to tickle Tang Ritian's pink fur!
Looking at this seemingly ridiculous "secret technique," Tang Ritian was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing in anger.
"Pfft... Hahahaha! Damn! Is that all you've got? You're all limp and haven't eaten? You can't even shave a hair off my head! You're a complete and utter piece of trash! Get the hell out of here! You'd better die out there as soon as possible, so you don't embarrass me here! Just looking at you makes me angry!"
Amidst the maniacal laughter, Tang Ritian seemed to have completely lost his patience. He casually picked up the giant hammer from the ground and swung it seemingly casually in the direction of Tang Snake!
boom--! ! !
With this single swing, it seemed as if the invisible power of heaven and earth was stirred up!
An indescribable, terrifying pressure surged forth out of nowhere like a tangible tsunami, as if even the sky itself was being ravaged by this slamming sun, emitting a deafening "Ooh ooh ooh ooh—" sound!
The next moment, Tang She felt an irresistible force slam into him!
"Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!!!"
It let out a horrified scream, and the snake was sent flying backward as if it had been hit head-on by a speeding train!
It could even clearly hear the creaking sound of its own bones under the strain, as if they were about to fall apart at any moment!
Bang! Crash—!
Its body crashed violently into the dilapidated wooden door, tracing a pathetic arc through the air like a discarded garbage bag.
Finally, with a "thud," it crashed heavily into the dust outside the door, rolling several times before stopping. Its bones seemed to have fallen apart, and its emerald green scales were covered with dust and wood chips.
Tang She, who was almost blown into a snakeskin wallet by this hammer blow from a distance, lay on the cold ground, staring at the blurry pink figure in the blacksmith shop, his eyes filled with endless killing intent!
It made a solemn vow in its heart.
Old Deng! You just wait! One day, when I've mastered my divine skills, I'll slaughter you and rake in tons of gold! I swear I won't rest until I've avenged this!
After a touching farewell between a loving father and daughter, Tang Snake, bruised and battered, followed the sighing Old Fak on their journey to Dingding City.
After walking for an unknown amount of time, a vast and magnificent architectural complex finally came into view.
The towering dome gleamed with a metallic sheen in the sunlight, and the massive archway was truly magnificent.
Several powerful elf statues of various shapes and lifelike forms stand in the square in front of the gate, as if telling the story of the academy's long history and glory.
Above the entrance hall, four large, gilded characters are engraved in a bold, flowing style – [Dingding Academy] – exuding a strong academic atmosphere!
However, just as the snake and the dog approached the magnificent academy gate, before they could even admire the grandeur, they were stopped by a cold and arrogant rebuke!
"Stop right there! You two country bumpkins! What are you up to, sneaking around like that?!"
Suddenly, a dog-shaped elf, its entire body a deep blue and standing upright, pushed open the door and stepped out of the guard booth next to the academy gate.
It was dressed in a perfectly pressed dark blue security uniform, its hat askew, revealing a pair of sharp blue eyes, which were glaring at the two of them with its nostrils.
Hmph, I can smell the stench of poverty on you two. This is not a place for you. Get out of here right now!
Upon seeing the security guard's blue-skinned dog face, which he knew so well it was etched into his very soul, Tang Snake's pupils dilated in shock, and the emerald green scales on his body rippled slightly with extreme rage!
What?! It's you, you damned blue-skinned bitch! You persistent beast, how dare you cause me trouble in this world?!
It's like finding a needle in a haystack, only to have it come to you effortlessly—you've already found a way to die!
That's right, the security guard who appeared in front of it was none other than Luca, the blue-skinned security dog who had ruthlessly elbowed it and caused it endless humiliation!
Even in a different world, this damn guy is still wearing that security guard skin that symbolizes oppression and enslavement!
Before Tang Snake could even react, Old Fak beside him stepped forward shakily, a fawning smile on his aged dog face, and said cautiously.
“Young man, listen to me. We’re from Shengjing Village. This child is a work-study student recommended by our village. Here’s the letter of recommendation, please take a look…”
Before Old Fak could finish speaking, the blue-skinned security guard dog suddenly flew into a rage as if its tail had been stepped on, swatting away the letter Old Fak was handing over with a paw.
"What little brother! How dare you presume my gender?!"
Old Fak was so frightened that he shuddered and quickly changed his tune.
"Oh no, no, I'm so sorry, I was blind! This young lady..."
"shut up!!!"
The blue security dog seemed to have been greatly insulted, its entire face contorted with rage.
"Are you blind? Can't you even tell that my gender is... an armed helicopter!"
"what?!"
Old Fak was instantly dumbfounded. A country bumpkin like him naturally couldn't keep up with the city people's updates and had no idea that such a gender existed in the world.
Seeing Old Fak's dumbfounded expression, the other party continued to curse angrily.
"How could someone as crude and ignorant as you, a country bumpkin who doesn't even have basic gender awareness, possibly be a student of Dingding Academy? Get out of here right now! Otherwise, don't blame my iron elbow for being impolite!"
Seeing that this watchdog dared to act so aggressively, not only humiliating the old village chief, but also daring to spout nonsense here.
Tang She could no longer tolerate it, and all the old and new grudges that had been building up in his heart erupted like a volcano!
It suddenly slid out from behind Old Fak, angrily pointing its vine whip at Leo and hissing sharply.
"You vile beast! You have the eyes to look down on the wise and spout utter nonsense! Let me tell you, there are only two genders in this world: female and male! What armed helicopter? That's utterly absurd and ridiculous!"
As he spoke, Tang She activated his martial spirit, preparing to teach this despicable blue-skinned security guard a lesson!
When Tang She revealed that the useless martial soul, Silver Grass, was in its "terminal stage," the security guard dog Leo was stunned for a moment before bursting into a deafeningly mocking laugh.
"Hahahaha! Silver Grass?! Am I seeing things? This kind of terminally ill martial soul that even stray dogs on the street would despise is worthy of being in our Dingding Academy? It's hilarious! Work-study student? Bah! Our academy has standards for accepting trash!"
"You...you're asking for it!!!"
The extreme humiliation instantly ignited all of Tang She's reason, and the will of the God-King roared in madness!
It no longer cared about anything else and directly poured its soul power into that useless silver grass!
Tang Clan's Ultimate Technique: Rain of Pear Blossom Leaves!!!
It roared at the top of its lungs, and the silver grass trembled violently. Countless silver leaves with curled edges drifted sparsely toward Leo like withered leaves blown away by a strong wind.
Seeing this overwhelming attack, the security dog Leo was not alarmed but laughed, his face full of mockery and disdain.
"Hahahaha! That's it?! As expected of a trashy martial soul paired with a useless person, you're not even worthy of being tickled because you haven't eaten! Today, I'll open your eyes, you country bumpkin, and show you what true martial soul power is!"
No sooner had he finished speaking than Tang She heard a deafening roar suddenly ring in his ears.
Rumble rumble rumble!
Immediately afterward, Tang She's eyes widened in surprise as a phantom image, brimming with industrial violence and aesthetics, suddenly appeared behind the blue-skinned security guard.
That was an armed helicopter with its propellers roaring!
Before Tang She could recover, the phantom instantly solidified, disappearing into Leo's azure body like armor!
Martial Spirit Possession - Armed Helicopter!
(End of this chapter)
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