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Chapter 210 Doujing Continent, Tang Snake from Another World (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
Dangdangdang——

The crisp, rhythmic tapping sounds seemed to pierce through from an extremely distant abyss, striking Tang She's chaotic sea of ​​consciousness one after another.

"puff--!"

The Tang Snake let out an unconscious groan, its emerald green body trembling violently as it broke free from the nightmare filled with humiliation and despair.

It exhaled a long, trembling breath, as if it had just survived a catastrophe, and a fine layer of cold sweat broke out beneath its icy scales.

Damn it! Finally! I've finally woken up!
Sure enough, all that nonsense about being sent to the eighteenth level of hell by that damned bespectacled idiot Hei Lian with his jerk-lipped magic... was just a nonsensical nightmare!

How could I, a dignified God-King, possibly be some so-called Tang Snake?!

Phew... thank goodness, it was all just a dream. Wait... what am I supposed to do next? Am I supposed to keep pulling the sleepers?

"Tang Snake! Today is the big day for you to awaken your martial soul! Why the hell are you still lying in your den like a corpse?!"

Ok? !

What's going on...? Who's that raspy voice calling for me?!
Wait a minute! Didn't I wake up? Damn it, why is someone still calling me "Tang Snake"? What's going on? What the hell is this "awakened martial soul" thing?
Realizing that things weren't as simple as waking up from a nightmare, it suddenly turned its head and opened its snake eyes to look in the direction of the sound.

However, at this moment, when Tang She saw everything clearly, he couldn't help but gasp in shock.

The source of the "ding-ding-ding" noise wasn't a wake-up bell at all, but rather... a short, pink stool!

It had its back to the Tang snake, was only a few dozen centimeters tall, and was covered with short, dense pink fur, looking just like a strange peach with arms and legs.

That thing was pitifully small, not much taller than that bastard Tang She.

Yet this seemingly comical little creature can wield a hammer larger and heavier than its entire body with a single hand.

This terrifyingly huge hammer, twice the size of its entire pink body, was now pounding a red-hot iron blank with tremendous force, sparks flying everywhere and the clanging sound echoing endlessly.

Each hammer blow unleashed a deafening roar and sent sparks flying, the terrifying power creating an absurd contrast with its small and adorable appearance!

Boom!

The moment the pink creature's profile was seen, a complex and unfamiliar flood of memories surged forth like a burst dam, violently overwhelming the vine snake's... no, it should now be called the dam of Tang snake's consciousness!

It turns out that more than five years have passed since its astonishing leap from the cliff of Tangmen Mountain, comparable to a fat cat jumping off a bridge!
Instead of being smashed into snake paste as Blackie had hoped, it was swept up by a mysterious force, crossed the barrier of time and space, and arrived in a brand new world—the Battle Spirit Continent!
And the place it is currently in is an inconspicuous little village in the Noxus province of this Celestial Empire - Holy Spirit Village!

Although the village's name sounds impressive, it's actually just a small village with a population of only about three hundred elves.

Legend has it that a hundred years ago, a powerful spirit of the highest rank, who was renowned throughout the continent, was born here, hence the name. This is the only thing this remote and impoverished place can boast about.

As for itself...

Tang Snake struggled to process the fragments of memory—it and that short, pink-haired blacksmith were the father and son who depended on each other (and disliked each other) in this village?!

That's right! The pinkish thing wielding a giant hammer in front of you is its biological father in this world—Tang Ritian!

As for its mother... its memory is a cold, unexplorable blank.

It was as if its birth was a miracle of asexual reproduction by this pink blacksmith.

"hiss……"

Tang Snake's proud snake eyes were fixed on the pink figure. The entire snake froze, as if it had been hit on the head by a giant hammer.

What kind of cosmic joke is this?! My bloodline is of unparalleled nobility! It is the perfect culmination of astonishing wisdom and the bearing of a god-king!
How could this short, stocky guy who only knows how to forge iron possibly be my blood-related father?!
This is utterly absurd! It's absolutely impossible!
Soon, with Tang Shenwang's extraordinary wisdom, he immediately understood the cause and effect of all this.

Damn it! This can't be over yet. I must still be struggling in that damned nightmare, unable to fully wake up!
That's right, this distorted scene, this absurd father-son relationship, are all extensions of the nightmare, the conspiracy of that beast in the red suit or that beast who screws screws in the space of Palukia!

Tang She frantically mobilized the God King's will, attempting to search his memories for the true image of his "father" to shatter the absurd illusion before him! However...

Deep in her mind, the image of her "father" was even more elusive than her memories of her mother!
All it remembered was the cold incubator of the research institute and Dr. Yew's bitch face...

As for its adoptive father, it seems he has never been seen since birth.

Just as Tang She was mired in self-doubt, the short, pink-haired Tang Ritian seemed to have gotten tired of fighting (or rather, the iron blank was completely ruined).

With a clatter, it casually tossed the giant hammer to the ground, then wiped the sweat from its brow with its short, coal-dust-covered pink claws and roared at Tang Snake in a deep, guttural voice.

"Damn it, you think I'm talking nonsense?! Get your ass off to the awakening ceremony right now! That old bastard at the village entrance has been urging me eight times already! Get your act together! If you dare to embarrass yourself outside and disgrace your father, I'll stuff you in the stove tonight and burn you as firewood for warmth!"

boom! ! !
An unprecedented, overwhelming rage instantly overwhelmed Tang She's reason and confusion!
Its emerald green scales stood on end like a porcupine bursting open, and its snake eyes burned with a violent flame powerful enough to incinerate the world!
Damn it! How dare this lowly, short, pink-haired blacksmith speak to the future God-King in such a tone?! And he even calls himself "I"?!

You've already set yourself on the path to death!
Tang She's divine will roared wildly, and the internal energy of the Xuan Tian Gong and the deadly poison of the Rain of Pear Blossoms instantly boiled within his body!

However, before Tang Snake could unleash its torrential rain of pear blossom leaves to destroy its cheap old man's gold coins, the dilapidated wooden door was pushed open from the outside, groaning under the weight of the heavy load.

A long-haired dog with gray and white fur, bearing the marks of time, slowly strolled in.

With a gentle yet unquestionable expression on its face, it was none other than Old Fak, the village chief of Shengjing Village.

"Little snake, you're not all done yet?"

Old Jack's voice, though aged, was clear and carried a calming power that instantly extinguished Tang She's murderous intent.

"Master Bi Yuntao is already waiting at the village entrance. All the village children are here, except for you. Hurry up, don't keep the master waiting too long, it would be impolite."

This old, long-haired dog was highly respected in the village, and it was in charge of all matters, big and small.

The fragments of Tang Snake's remaining memories told it that its cheap father, Tang Ritian, was a hands-off manager who did nothing but forge iron and drink cheap beer, and basically left his son to his own devices.

If it weren't for the old village chief's occasional acts of kindness in providing food, it might have ended its journey to the otherworld of the Doujing Continent long ago, reincarnated into the neighboring world of the King of Thieves to become a thief, and followed the scumbag Tang Long.

An awakening ritual?!
This keyword, like a stone thrown into a deep pool, stirred up new ripples in Tang She's chaotic mind.

In an instant, more rules and information about this world flooded into its consciousness.

In this bizarre and fantastical world, the ways in which elves become stronger are completely different!
They never need any damn TMs, nor are they ever locked in Poké Balls listening to "Learn to Squeak Like a Pig"!
Every elf is born with a mysterious power called "Martial Soul" dormant within them!

These martial spirits are incredibly diverse; they can be objects, beasts, elements, or even a part of one's own body!

It determines an elf's innate aptitude, future development direction, and the "soul skills" it can cultivate!
That is the supreme foundation that determines an elf's talent, ability, and even the height of their future achievements; it is the source of power and the manifestation of their bloodline.

The so-called "awakening ceremony" is the key step in guiding this dormant power to break free from its cocoon and officially embark on the peak of spiritual life!
boom!
It was as if a thunderclap had exploded deep within my soul!

Tang She's snake eyes, which were originally filled with rage and humiliation, were instantly illuminated by a brilliant light called "hope"!
Damn, this is amazing! It seems I'm really going to become the God King this time!

At this moment, Tang She had a strong premonition that as long as it awakened this [Martial Soul], the astonishing power and divine king bloodline within it, which had been worn down by nightmares, would see the light of day again in this world and get back on the right track!

At that time, all those beasts in red suits, blue-skinned bitches, canned yellow peaches, blond-haired one-eyed men, black-haired old dogs, cement block supervisors, space screw dragons... will all be trampled under my feet!

This awakening ceremony is the ascension to godhood by which I return to the throne of God-King!
Overwhelming joy and ambition instantly dispelled his frustration and anger, and Tang She's mood soared like a rocket!
It suddenly flicked its tail, its emerald green body taut and straight, like a king about to go to war, raising its proud head towards old Fak at the door.

"Very well! Old dog... cough cough, I meant the village chief! You are absolutely right! How can we keep that mere Bi Yuntao waiting? Quickly lead the way for me! I can't wait to see what kind of astonishing martial soul the primordial power of this world can awaken, worthy of my true form as a god-king!!!"

A domineering light gleamed in Tang Snake's eyes. It swayed its elegant body, impatiently urging Old Jack to set off, gliding towards the site of the fateful awakening ceremony at the village entrance...

(End of this chapter)