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Chapter 199 Sow Virus Sweeps Through the Union (Mystery Guest Returns for a Limited Time)
The moment the "Learn to Oink" music video was released, it was as if the entire internet community let out a deafening scream!

"Learn to Oink Like a Pig," a "masterpiece of art" performed by Ms. Liuli and directed by Master Mo Zhenzhenzhenzhen, has exploded across the internet just as Ms. Tiejiabei had predicted to become an overnight sensation!

Although Wanlong secretly cut marketing funds and even secretly hired online trolls to try to muddy the waters and create negative trending topics like #Indecent# and #SowsScreaming#, she tried to make things difficult for Liuli.

However! True essence fears no fire!
The sow virus... no, the catchy, addictive melody of "Learn to Oink" and Miss Liuli's soul-stirring "Oh oh oh oh" seemed to have a purifying aura, instantly scattering all the noise!
And surprisingly, a large number of "tasteful" and "art-savvy" music critics and well-known figures from all walks of life, like megalodons smelling blood, surfaced and frantically praised and interpreted this single!

That scene was nothing short of a mass hysteria outbreak in the entertainment industry!

[Voice of the People's Republic of China - Dingding Zhenda (Officially Certified Cultural Inheritor): Tashi Delek! Absolutely fantastic! This is the most primal and wildest call of our land of the People's Republic of China! Miss Liuli's singing perfectly replicates the heavenly harmony between the Warm Pig and nature! Listen! Those "hoohoohoohoohoo" sounds contain a praise for life and a yearning for the wild! This is the awakening of the soul of the People's Republic of China flowing deep in our blood, my family! This is true art! I hereby unilaterally declare that Miss Liuli is the new cultural totem of our People's Republic of China!]

Oh, by the way, everyone, I also have the latest [Dreamke 5th Generation] cigarettes. Use them with "Learn to Oink Like a Pig" for an absolutely pure and wild experience! Order now, and I'll personally deliver them to your door on my little fire horse, Pearl! If the price isn't the lowest online, please report me immediately! I'm not short of money; I just want to bring everyone the purest experience…

[Living Dragon: Brothers, this MV is flawless, right?! I told you long ago, Miss Liuli is a born superstar! This MV made my heart pound! That idiot's wicked grin (pointing at Touya) isn't even a fraction as handsome as mine! Damn, this MV should have been directed by Brother Dragon!]

[United Mining King: Wow! This song...this music video...amazing! Absolutely amazing! The commercial value is simply immeasurable! Miss Ruri's wonderful performance is simply a magic pill to awaken male virility! I've already played it on repeat in all the miners' canteens in Fanba City, and the workers are all saying they're incredibly motivated, with mining efficiency increasing by fifty percent! Wow! Miss Ruri, you are my guiding light in business!]

[Hello students, this is Teacher Zheng (officially certified science researcher): It's amazing! After analyzing Miss Liuli's voice spectrum with my professional instruments, the harmonic frequencies of her 'hoarse' sounds resonate perfectly with the bio-electromagnetic waves of Warm Pigs during their mating season! This is a cross-species emotional resonance! It's a concrete expression of the miracle of life in the field of acoustics! I have already applied for project funding to conduct in-depth research on the mechanism by which this 'hoarse sound wave' soothes the emotions of spirits and regulates dopamine secretion in humans! Miss Liuli, you have inadvertently opened a door to a new era of life sciences! Please grant me this exclusive interview!]

Even Miao Feng, a prominent figure in the music industry, praised "Learn to Oink" in a program interview.

"Ah, this song is totally a sex-themed song... Ah, no, I mean it... it's a very strong song! Listen to the melody and the emotional resonance expressed in the song, it's a state of consummate skill and returning to simplicity!"

After saying that, Miao Feng honestly took off his glasses and wiped his wet eyes.

"I never expected to hear such soulful artistic creations in today's Hezhong. It's truly moving! To be honest, ever since 'Love Like Huo' swept the internet, I felt that the music industry was beyond saving. But 'Learn to Oink Like a Pig' has rekindled my hope for Hezhong music!"

Wanlong watched as the number of views, comments, and donations skyrocketed in the backend like a rocket launch, along with the "sincere" praise articles from various bigwigs, and the huge returns on investment and advertising revenue that followed poured into the company's account...

Her heart was bleeding!

"Woo...Woo..."

Wanlong slumped in his office chair, the cold blue light of the screen reflecting off his glasses, his fingers digging into the leather armrests so hard they almost dug holes in them.

"What...what a joke! I...I...I actually lost?! Lost to a sow who made her fortune with armored clamshells?! No—!!!"

The Pure Bull God roared hysterically in her mind.

【Ughhhhhhh! Wanlong, do you see that?! This is the cruel reality! Your love is like fire! Your chandelier is like a spark! But it's utterly powerless before the sow's snoring and the armored clam's capital!!!】

Mo Zhen leaned back leisurely on the sofa of the luxury cruise ship bound for Qibao City, his fingertips swiping across the 1TB encrypted folder on his phone screen labeled "[Liuli's Works Collection]".

Inside were precious materials he had casually copied while having in-depth discussions about acting with his partner at a love hotel. At this moment, it was playing action movies featuring Liuli and the aforementioned "music critics," "business leaders," "tech elites," and "trendsetters" filmed at different times, in different places, and in different outfits.

Watching Liuli's ever-changing and masterful performance on the screen, Mo Zhen couldn't help but stroke his chin in admiration.

"Tsk, is this the legendary 'great accumulation leads to a powerful burst'? Absolutely invincible! The Ironclad Behemoth Dynasty is now in our hands!"

The unprecedented success of "Learning to Oink Like a Pig" even moved Mo Zhen, a pure artist, to sigh with emotion.

"This is a real gem! Although the armored clam smells a bit bad, stinky tofu tastes both stinky and delicious! It seems like I'll really have to bring this woman along when I make movies in the future... Consider it like hiring an art consultant with top-notch publicity and investment connections..."

[Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! It's all over! It's all over, Lord Mo Zhen!!!]

Xiao Mengzi let out a deafening scream of despair, her pink body convulsing wildly, and Dou Dou's eyes were filled with a sense of impending doom.

【Our world! Our future! It's all over! Listen! Listen carefully! Everywhere you hear 'Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh'! The entire Unova continent has been swept up by the Sow Virus, and the future has been completely ruled by Cloyster and Tepig! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh—!!!】

……

After the "Learn to Oink Like a Pig" campaign, the adorable pig girl Liuli became a legend, a trendsetter that countless girls in the game would imitate!
The entire Hezhong Internet platform was transformed into a large-scale online pig farm overnight.

The greeting is no longer "Hello," but "Are you sick?!"

To express surprise, don't say "Wow!", but rather "Oh my god?!"

Instead of saying "That's right," express agreement with "Hoho!"

The forum replies were all saying things like "Stop being so sickeningly sweet!", "It's too sweet!", and "Oh my god, I'm done being sickeningly sweet!".

The most common way to confess your love is not "I love you", but "Can I be your warm pig girl (boy)?"

Even in the most serious financial news comment sections, people are saying: "You have to hold your tongue during this stock market turmoil!"

Girls from all over the world have fallen into a mindless frenzy for "Learn to Oink Like a Pig." [Li Yong City Jiajia: Oh my god—it's so sweet! This is true soul music! Thank you Mr. Mo Zhen, thank you Ms. Liu Li, for giving me a completely new artistic direction. I'm going to make my rock music even sweeter!]

[Single-headed Dragon Girl: Oh my god, this is so sweet! Is this the fashion trend in Unova? It's so trendy! I want to be a warm pig girl too! Oh my god, this is so sweet!]

[Lulina (verified fashion influencer): Oh my god! This voice, brimming with wild power and innocent charm! This visually striking and adorable pig-themed fashion! After watching the MV, I immediately jumped into the sea and swam ten laps! To feel the overwhelming power of merging with the ocean! Oh my god! Miss Lulin, you are my muse!]

(DM: Liuli, how about a swimsuit endorsement? The price is ridiculous!)
[Super Queen Super Love: Oh my god oh ...

[Little Chrysanthemum: Damn it! What is this?! The whole song is just a sow howling! Director Mo, I could do this too!!! Oh my god!]

Meanwhile, the minor character who unexpectedly gained a lot of screen time in the MV—【Dou Ye Wangming Tianya】—is currently experiencing the highlight of his life in his own live stream!
Ever since he starred in that music video, this old guy makes sure to play "Learn to Oink Like a Pig" three times on repeat every time it airs!
Especially the part where he's in the center of the frame, grinning foolishly at the camera with a crooked mouth and squinting eyes, I kept rewinding the timeline, wanting to savor every single frame!
"Hey! Family! Look! Everyone, look!"

Dou also wore his signature red hat, crossed his legs, and gave the camera a smug look that said, "I'm awesome, but I'm low-key."

"See that? Who's the male lead in the center of this MV? Huh? Those melancholy eyes, those furrowed brows, that smile full of stories... Tsk, I'm not bragging, everyone, that kid Mo Zhenzhen insisted on dragging me to film this MV! I told him I was busy cycling around United States, answering all your questions, and didn't have time! But guess what happened?"

He paused deliberately, building up the anticipation, then slapped his thigh, mimicking Mo Zhen's (his imagined) tone.

“‘Brother Dou! I’m begging you! This music video isn’t complete without you as the soul of it! You’re the finishing touch that brings Rayquaza to life!’ Oh my, he was so annoying! In the end, I had no choice but to let him visit me three times and beg me again and again before I reluctantly agreed to spare half a day to shoot the music video for him!”

Dou also picked up the thermos next to him, took a tactical sip of water, and concealed the smug twitch at the corner of his mouth.

"And the result? This... You tell me, my buddy just showed his face for a little while, and hey! In an instant, he helped him make Miss Liuli a top influencer! The reach and influence! The ability to make someone a star! That's the power we have, there's nothing we can do about it! Family, I'm not bragging, but in the Hezhong influencer circle, if I, Brother Dou, stomp my foot, the traffic will tremble three times!"

He abruptly changed the subject, a shrewd smile spreading across his face as his fingers flew across the screen.

"Oh, by the way, everyone, you can join the Captain's channel! Joining the Captain's channel can get you perks, including my photobook..."

The entire United Nations, from cyberspace to the streets, from the elite to the low-income, has been completely, utterly, and irreversibly engulfed in the swine virus frenzy!

After filming this historic music video, Mo Zhen and his group bid farewell to Liyong City, which was filled with the embers of rock music and the squeaks of pigs.

They boarded a luxury cruise ship that had departed from Liyong City and sailed eastward until the ship finally docked.

Before us lies Shippo City, a key location in the Pokémon Black and White storyline.

As the location of the fossil museum run by the aloe vera lady, it seems that in the game, someone's relic is hidden here...

At the same time, this is also an important transportation hub in the Unova region. A huge cluster of warehouses lies like a giant beast on the edge of the city, where various supplies are gathered, distributed, and transferred.

As soon as she disembarked, Xiaomengzi was captivated by the bustling construction site on the outskirts of the city.

Beside the newly opened roadbed, a dense crowd of people and elves were working hard, sweating profusely. The sounds of shouts, hammering, and the elves' calls filled the air.

Xiao Mengzi curiously floated onto Mo Zhen's shoulder and pointed to the construction site.

[Lord Mo Zhen, what are these people and elves doing? What a grand display!]

"Hey, is that even a question?"

Mo Zhen stood with his hands on his hips, looking at the workers sweating profusely under the scorching sun, carrying heavy railway sleepers, his tone carrying a hint of wistful reflection from someone who had been through it all.

"Of course we're building a railway! Hmph, if it weren't for my wisdom and courage in cleverly repelling the powerful enemy, you'd be right here, huffing and puffing with these unlucky bastards building a railway with your pitiful mental power!"

Xiaomengzi responded with a weak "hoo" sound.

Mo Zhen's gaze casually swept over the group of ragged, expressionless workers, when suddenly his eyes fixed on a certain figure in the crowd.

The man was a dark-skinned man on all fours, and his movements were noticeably slower and stiffer than the others, as if he were carrying invisible shackles, completely out of place with the bustling atmosphere around him.

Although he had his head down, buried very low, the outline of him lying on the ground like a dead dog... and the aura of deep resentment he exuded... were all too familiar.

Mo Zhen narrowed his eyes, rubbed his chin, and let out a soft, amused "hmm."

"Hey, isn't this kid...so-and-so?"

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Guess who the mystery guest is! (No prize)

(End of this chapter)