An abstract trainer who taught Charmander the Incinerate move

Chapter 188 The Brainwashing Song "Learn to Oink Like a Pig" (Come in and receive training!)
In the days that followed, Snivy was plunged into a period of absolute darkness, where even the darkest of times were obscured.

Every time that damned Super Ball flashes red light and is released, no matter when or where, the first priority is to swing that emerald green and powerful vine whip and lash it fiercely at Bai Lu!

"hiss--!"

It knew that only by killing this damned guy could it escape from this super ball that was reinforced ten times by that beast Palkia.

"Ooh ooh ooh ooh—! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"

However, to its despair, its attacks seemed completely unable to break through the opponent's defenses. No matter how fiercely it lashed out, the creature only let out painful yet pleasurable howls, showing no signs of losing any health.

If it were merely this kind of physical, impotent rage, then Snivy's life would at most be described as excruciatingly frustrating, not truly humiliating.

The real nightmare stemmed from a newly released pop music video that appeared out of nowhere...

That day, Hei Lian and Bai Lu were sprawled on the sofa at the Elf Center, their fingers mechanically swiping across their phone screens.

Suddenly, Hei Lian seemed to have been injected with chicken blood, his glasses reflecting an excited white light, and he slapped his thigh hard.

"Bai Lu! Did you see that?! Master Mo Zhenzhen's latest masterpiece, 'Turtle Clan'! My god! The part where the loser awakens into the Turtle King and picks up the Supreme King Sword to kill the bitch was so exciting it gave me goosebumps! This is art!"

Bai Lu's reaction was ten times more intense than his!
She handed over her phone, trembling with excitement, her green hat askew.

"It's not just a book, Hei Lian! Master Mo Zhenzhen... he personally directed yet another brand new music video! It's currently dominating the charts on all apps! Oh my god—watch it!"

On the phone screen, the opening of the music video is very impactful, featuring a memorable scene from Ding Ding Zhen Da, a famous ethnic rapper from the United States, participating in a large-scale charity program called "Voice of the Elves".

The theme of this event is to call on everyone to protect wild animals.

In the scene, Tintin Genta, dressed in Native American-style clothing and with an innocent yet wild look, stands under the spotlight, trying to identify which elf's call it by recognizing the audio being played.

When the roar of the Ancient Sword Leopard was heard, Tintin Zhenda's eyes instantly flashed with a light that seemed to understand the truth of the universe, as if he had received a revelation from ancient times.

He grinned and answered decisively in his distinctive ethnic accent.

【Cheese Snow Leopard! 】

The entire audience: "???"

The host wore an awkward yet polite smile and professionally moved on to the next topic.

"So, does anyone know... how a 'warm pig' makes a sound?"

The camera then focuses on Tintin Genta, whose eyes gleam with deep contemplation, as if he were unraveling a puzzle in quantum mechanics.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck him, and the spark of wisdom in his eyes almost burst off the screen. He slapped his thigh as if in a daze and announced in a loud voice.

[A mother's voice!]

"puff--!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

There was a moment of deathly silence, followed by a deafening roar of laughter!
The host was also amused by this unexpected "answer" and laughed so hard that she led the entire audience in a loud and enthusiastic shout.

Alright! So today, let's all... imitate pig noises!

As soon as the words were spoken, the music video seamlessly transitioned into the actual performance of the song!
In the center of the screen, a beautiful girl dressed in a full Tepig outfit and a wiggle dressed in a leather suit cosplaying as Tepig occupy the entire screen!
Without any lengthy setup, the entire music video immediately jumps into the incredibly catchy and addictive chorus that will leave you breathless! (The original song is "Learn to Meow," you can search for it and listen to it, then imagine yourself in this heavily modified version, "Learn to Oink.")
Let's all learn to squeal like pigs!

(The girl in the picture makes a cloyingly sweet, clipped sound.)

[Let's all go crazy with sweetness!]

(The girl and Kokoro both face the camera, making exaggerated pig-sniffle expressions and emitting deafening synthesized pig squeals.)

[Let me act cute and affectionate in front of you!]

(The girl twists her body and winks with a peace sign)

【Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! 】

(Another ear-piercing chorus of pig squeals)

My heart is pounding!

(Close-up shot of a girl covering her chest with her hand, her expression affected)

I'm obsessed with your mischievous smile!

(The scene cuts to a cycling blogger with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes, laughing like an idiot, who is also accompanied by a purebred cuddly pig.)
【If you don't tell me you love me, I'll get really sick of it!】

(The girl pouted, and her final "Ohhh" was drawn out with a lingering, soul-stirring quality!)
This incredibly catchy melody, combined with the girl's superb acting skills and Huanghuangban's agile dance moves in the music video, exploded in Bailu's mind like the most powerful mental pollution bomb!
"It's too sweet! It's too sweet! Oh my gosh!!"

Bai Lu let out a deafening squeal that could have blown the roof off, so excited that she danced around, almost throwing her phone away.

"Master Mo Zhenzhen is simply a genius! This music video! This song! It's totally tailor-made for me! Oh my god! This is my ultimate anthem!!"

This song is like a key, completely unlocking a certain dormant bloodline within Bailu!
From that day on, she hummed that damn tune on repeat 24 hours a day, whether she was eating, sleeping, or walking, making all sorts of different "hoohoohoohoohoo" sounds!
However, this nonsensical song of a stupid pig, when it fell into the ears of the sharp-eared and refined Tengteng Snake, was nothing short of the most vicious torture!
"hiss--!!!"

Damn it! What kind of idiot came up with this monstrosity?! If I listen to this for another second, I'm going to be turned into a pig!
What made it even more desperate was that in the days that followed, every time Bailu, that sow who deserved to go to hell ten thousand times, released it from the Poké Ball to enjoy being whipped by the vines, she would simultaneously turn on her phone, turn the volume up to the maximum, and play the "Learn to Oink" MV, which made its soul tremble, on a loop as background music!

Then, a terrifying scene unfolded.

The snail is lashing out with all its might!

Bai Lu rolled and howled on the ground!
Liuli's sweet, high-pitched voice was like a demonic spell!
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god—!" (The catchy original soundtrack from the music video)
"Oh my gosh—!" (White Dew Pure Version)
"Ooh ooh ooh ooh—!" (Snivy's silent scream of mental breakdown)

The forbidden triple squeal of pigs, like a curse from the abyss, created a devastating mental pollution resonance! It caused unprecedented mental trauma to the Snivy!
These days, whether Snivy is locked in that damned super ball or released to whip the sow, that damned "hoohoohoohoo" is constantly echoing in its head!
The moment it closes its eyes, the darkness is filled with girls dressed like teddy bears and shimmering spots dancing!
It felt like it was being driven crazy by the ubiquitous squealing of pigs!
"Hiss—!!!"

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it all!!! Who is this beast who dares to use this damned thing to persecute me?!

Everyone involved in this music video! Whether it's the director Mo Zhenzhenzhenzhen, the warm pig girl, the dancing wiggle, or even that idiot Dingding Zhenda, they all deserve to die!!!

It swore on its soul that once it broke free of this damned cage and found the culprit named "Mo Zhenzhenzhenzhen," it would grind him to dust and condemn him to eternal damnation!
This guy's priority on its list of ways to die is now almost as high as that beast in the red suit!

Amidst this relentless, brainwashing repetition of maniacal music, Tengteng Snake, mentally exhausted and utterly devastated, was brought to the assessment site on the high platform of Tangcao Town.

Shinji, who was completely unaware of all this, finally lost all his patience as he watched the two guys put on their nonsensical performance.

"Enough! Electabuzz! End this farce right now! Use [Lightning Punch]!"

"Roar--!!!"

Already agitated by the bizarre scene before him, the Electabuzz let out a low, thunderous roar!

Golden lightning exploded beneath its feet, and its massive body transformed into a golden afterimage that tore through the air!

The heavy fist, crackling with destructive and violent lightning, carried an overwhelming momentum, like a hammer of divine punishment, and slammed down on the vine snake that was still whipping the sow in the arena!

Faced with Electabuzz's powerful attack, Snivy's fighting spirit soared, and it unleashed the divine will within it!
Hey!!! Power of the God-King, push beyond your limits and fight!!!

At this moment, Snivy unleashed all the humiliation and anger of the past few days, fiercely unleashing its full power. Countless past scenes flashed before its eyes, and all its amazing wisdom spun wildly, bursting out a strike that surpassed its limits!
A strike that embodies the will of a god-king and astonishing wisdom must surely be able to transcend limits and create miracles, right?

boom--

The next second, when the lightning dissipated, a clear, charred fist-shaped crater was blasted into the hard alloy ground of the platform!

In the center of the deep pit, the vine snake was charred black and emitting wisps of blue smoke, like a burnt salted fish.

Under extreme pain and intense electric shock, Snivy's body completely lost control, and it began to use the [water gun] uncontrollably.

"Ugh...ugh ...

A pig squeal filled with endless humiliation and despair burst forth uncontrollably from the depths of its throat, echoing across the empty platform!

The vine snake's pupils instantly shrank to pinpoints!
Boundless shame and despair, like an icy tide, instantly overwhelmed it.

Its noble divine bloodline... actually... actually got electrocuted and started squealing like a pig?!
At this moment, tears of humiliation flowed down its face, and on the densely written list of "paths to death," two new names were branded with blood and tears—Electabuzz! And that damned examiner, Shinji!

Fight until death!

Shinji didn't even glance at the Snivy twitching in the pit, and with a look of disgust, he recalled Electabuzz.

He turned to Bai Lu, whose face was ashen and who was trembling with fear, his voice so cold it could freeze the air.

"Hmph! Useless! You don't deserve to be called a trainer at all! Your Pokémon training is a complete mess, your battle command ability is zero, and you can't even handle the most basic Pokémon relationships like this! 0 points! Go back and think about what you can do besides being a spinning top that gets whipped!"

Seeing the vine snake being electrocuted and losing water, Bai Lu finally snapped out of her shock. With a sob in her voice, she rushed to the edge of the pit and frantically used her homemade "Delicious Water" to pour it over the snake's body.

"Fujiko! Fujiko, are you alright? Quick! Drink some water to replenish your energy! Oh my god, my Fujiko..."

On the other side, the experienced Black Len immediately activated his "social skills" mode again, rushing to Shinji with a fawning smile on his face and his hand already expertly reaching into his four-dimensional pocket-like tactical satchel.

"Dear examiner! Please calm down! We were wrong and upset you! How about this? I have some local specialties from my hometown here..."

However, this time, Shinji finally demonstrated his incorruptible integrity as an examiner.

He abruptly waved his hand, rudely interrupting Hei Lian, his face showing undisguised contempt and disgust.

"Enough! I have my bottom line too! The very existence of someone like her is a blasphemy against the very word 'trainer'! Tell her to give up on that idea as soon as possible! She should think of another way out! Stop tarnishing Pokémon battles!"

After saying that, he zipped up his bag, slung it over his shoulder, and strode away without looking back.

Hei Lian's hand froze in mid-air, his smile solidifying into an awkward statue.

He sighed helplessly, turned around, and prepared to comfort the sobbing Bailu and the vines in the pit that exuded a burnt smell and an aura of despair.

"Woo-wu-wu-"

Just then, a deep and solemn horn sound suddenly came from the direction of the central square of Tangcao Town, breaking the deathly silence on the high platform.

Immediately afterwards, a huge and noisy commotion came from afar, surging in like a tidal wave!

The cacophony was punctuated by gasps from the crowd, heavy metallic footsteps, and a solemnity that seemed out of place in this era.

Hei Lian and Bai Lu subconsciously stopped what they were doing. Even the vine snake that had been pretending to be dead in the pit struggled to raise its charred head and looked toward the square with a puzzled expression.

The central square had been occupied by a group of knights dressed in gleaming medieval plate armor!

They stood in neat rows, like steel statues, guarding a simple wooden platform that had been temporarily erected in the center of the square.

On the wooden platform stood a middle-aged man with an extraordinary demeanor.

He had thick, long green hair, and his face was gentle yet carried an undeniable air of authority. Behind his tactical goggles, his eyes quietly scanned the townspeople below who had gathered in surprise.

The middle-aged man with green hair slowly raised his hand, and the commotion in the square instantly subsided.

His voice wasn't loud, yet it strangely resonated in every corner of the square, carrying a comforting and peaceful power, while also containing an undeniable conviction.

"People of Unova, do not be alarmed. We do not bring conflict, but a message, a future of how elves and humans can truly coexist in harmony."

(End of this chapter)