I'm a senior in high school, and the Emperor Development System has arrived!
Chapter 88: Men who read this will go crazy, women who read this will stop menstruating.
Chapter 88: Men who read this will go crazy, women who read this will stop menstruating.
Upon seeing Bai Tao's statement, Chen Zhou was momentarily unable to accept it.
It is known that the protagonist of "I Became a Male Actor in Tokyo" is named Yin Zhi, and the protagonist of Ren Feng's novel is also named Yin Zhi.
Such a niche name, unlike common names like Lin Fan or Ye Feng.
What is the probability of a simultaneous car crash?
Chen Zhou was momentarily incredulous. After a moment's thought, he switched back to the small chat group and asked:
"Does anyone know what kind of novels Teacher Ren writes? Just curious, just asking."
Soon, several people sent messages.
Li Bin: "I don't know, he guards against us like we're thieves."
Stephen Chow: "I was very curious, but I never got to see her face."
Jiang Xia: "Don't ask me, I'm in Class Two, I definitely don't know."
Seeing this, Chen Zhou had lost hope of getting the answer from the small group.
Given Ren Feng's cautious nature, even he only caught a glimpse of the protagonist's name by chance, let alone the others.
However, at that moment, Bai Qianqian suddenly popped up and said:
"Teacher Ren seems to be writing fantasy novels, with flying swords and magical treasures, and the main character's name is Yin Zhi, I think?"
Upon hearing this, Chen Zhou was somewhat surprised and quickly asked:
"Have you read the main text written by Teacher Ren?"
Bai Qianqian said:
"Teacher Ren doesn't really avoid girls. I've seen him a few times when I passed behind him."
"OK, thanks."
After a moment's hesitation, Chen Zhou immediately opened Qidian Reading and searched for novels featuring Yin Zhi as the main character.
Sure enough, only two books popped up.
One is "I'm a Male Actor in Tokyo," and the other is a fantasy novel called "Fellow Daoist, We Are Destined to Me."
If the latter book was written by Ren Feng, then Bai Tao...
Could she really be an innocent young girl?
Just as Chen Zhou was in shock, Bai Tao Jia Bing sent a message:
"What's IKUN doing? Why aren't you replying to my messages?"
Chen Zhou wiped the sweat from his forehead and said:
"Bai Tao, I'm just shocked by your gender. I never imagined that someone could write such a masterpiece that pushes the boundaries..."
White Peach with Ice added:
"It's actually a girl?"
Chen Zhou nodded:
"Yes, actually I have a little question. If you're a girl, why didn't you go to Jinjiang, but instead chose Qidian, a male-oriented website?"
White Peach with Ice said:
"I initially wrote it on Jinjiang, but those female readers were too difficult to please; they were all trolls!"
Chen Zhou had also heard about this.
Female readers on Jinjiang Literature City who were unhappy with certain parts of the story directly confronted the disabled author, reporting that she was earning income from writing on Jinjiang and demanding the cancellation of her disability allowance.
Seeing that Bai Tao had already said so much, Chen Zhou, still somewhat skeptical, agreed to Bai Tao's request:
"If that's the case, then I have no problem. Please give me your instructions, Master Bai Tao!"
As a loyal fan for many years, he doesn't care even if Bai Tao's true form is a man, as long as it's not Ren Feng.
Since we can't see her in person, let's just assume she's a sweet and soft girl.
White Peach with Ice said:
"I'm glad you're willing to help me, but I haven't figured out exactly how to do it yet. I'll need to sort out my thoughts before I start playing the role."
Chen Zhou replied:
"Okay Baitaoda."
After she finished speaking, Bai Tao stopped responding.
Chen Zhou put down his phone, the shock in his heart lingering for a long time.
The borderline writer he had long admired turned out to be a girl?
Wait a minute, the person who can write such an exciting description of the process, could she be a female chef?
That's really something!
Coming to his senses, Chen Fang sent him a message:
"I've almost finished picking out the clothes, you can come over now."
Chen Zhou replied:
“Received, Lao Deng!” He went to the service counter, showed the pickup code, and glanced at Yu Mengzi with disdain.
The cashier blushed, lowered her head, and handed over the two cups of milk tea in a package.
"Welcome... to visit again."
Chen Zhou took the milk tea, weighed it in his hand, and then shook his head helplessly.
Since its listing on the Hong Kong Stock Exchange, Gu Ming has not only changed its packaging but also reduced its portion size.
I used to be able to gulp it down for a few mouthfuls, but now it's gone in just two.
Chen Zhou sucked on an apple and a pineapple as he walked out of the French-style clothing store he had just left.
As you pass through the glass door, the wind chimes overhead make a soft, tinkling sound.
When Chen Zhou saw Lu Mi standing in front of the dressing mirror, gently smoothing out the wrinkles in her skirt with her fingertips, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned.
She changed into a fitted tea dress with delicate white lace embroidered on the square neckline, like a lily of the valley blooming in the morning mist.
Her originally loose hair was tied into a low bun, with a few strands of hair hanging down her neck. The pearl earrings on her ears swayed gently as she turned her head, reflecting a soft, shimmering light.
This scene was so beautiful that even Wu Zetian's husband died, and it made people lose their minds.
Seemingly noticing Chen Zhou's figure out of the corner of her eye, Lu Mi quietly turned her head and smiled sweetly at him:
"Senior, is this set okay?"
Chen Zhou snapped out of his daze and gave a thumbs up:
"It's so good! So good that men go crazy and women stop menstruating. It's practically the nemesis of depression and a blessing for people in a vegetative state!"
Hearing this rhyme, Chen Fang almost kicked it:
"He's never serious."
Chen Zhou chuckled and asked:
"It looks great, who picked it out?"
Shen Qinghe smiled and said:
"Your dad has such good taste. I can't choose from all these clothes, I'm overwhelmed."
Chen Zhou took a few more glances and agreed with Chen Fang's selection approach.
If you have a flat chest, you should definitely choose a square neckline top with a larger opening to create the effect of square shoulders, which can also divert attention from your chest to some extent.
Tea dresses are typically fitted at the waist, emphasizing the waistline while creating a more flattering silhouette with a narrower top and wider bottom, thus diverting attention from the body.
Seeing Chen Zhou's gaze, Chen Fang waved his hand, smiled rather smugly, and asked Lu Mi:
"Little Deer, is this the one?"
Lu Mi nodded shyly and said:
"Thank you, Uncle. I really like this set."
Chen Fang made the final decision and found the boss:
"Just this one set, wrap it up."
After saying that, Chen Fang, who was in charge of the finances, scanned the code to pay.
Chen Zhou checked the price. Although this set was of good quality, it was not cheap. Even after the discount, it was still 799.
However, as with any social obligations, the money will eventually come back.
Putting aside everything else, when Hu Jing came over yesterday, the two bottles of Maotai he brought cost three or four thousand yuan.
Lu Mi went into the changing room and changed back into her original floral dress.
Chen Zhou handed over the milk tea and said with a smile:
"No wonder I didn't feel anything when I went to the Louvre; it turns out the Mona Lisa was right in front of me."
It was rare for Lu Mi to hear a compliment from him, so she couldn't help but give a soft hum, smiling as she accepted the milk tea.
"If this senior had that mouth of his, he could probably talk about the Winged Victory of Samothrace until he grew legs and ran down.
Chen Zhou humbly said:
"Not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning at all, just the third best in the world."
Suddenly, as if remembering something, he asked Lu Mi:
"By the way, there's something I'd like to ask you for a favor tonight."
Lu Mi tilted her head, squinted her eyes, and smiled:
"What's up? Please let me know if you can help, senior!"
Chen Zhou threw the empty milk tea into the shop's trash can, then looked at Lu Mi and said:
"The school asked me to write a speech. I heard you are very talented in writing, so I would like to ask you to help me with some suggestions."
He hadn't forgotten his speech for tomorrow's freshman opening ceremony.
That's all for today's update!
Who is Bai Tao Jia Bing's true identity? We've already hinted at it; you can try to guess.
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(End of this chapter)
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