I'm a senior in high school, and the Emperor Development System has arrived!

Chapter 76 I realized that the abbreviation for life is SM.
The chandelier cast a warm light over everyone's heads, and the camera's red indicator light began to flash.

Chen Zhou stood in the middle holding a banner, with Secretary Mediterranean on his left and Officer Qilian on his right.

Two beautiful women stood on either side of her. Shen Enxi tilted her head and smiled, her hair brushing against Chen Zhou's shoulder.

Ke Linhai seized the opportunity to press the shutter, then put down the camera and said with a smile:

"Perfect, a very successful group photo."

The group photo marked the end of the meeting, and Chen Zhou listened with a smile throughout the leaders' ramblings.

At this moment, he felt that his expression was just like that of the foreign little boy who went viral online a few years ago—utterly embarrassed.

Following Shen Enxi out of the conference room, Chen Zhou finally relaxed. He rubbed his stiff cheeks and asked with a pained expression:
"Sister Xi, did my expression just now look a bit like the Chinese national football team, or a bit like stinky feet?"

Shen Enxi was initially taken aback by his rhetoric, marveling at the profoundness of Chinese culture, and then laughed and said:

"Yes, a little, but congratulations anyway, you're going to become famous at school."

Chen Zhou sighed, leaned against the corridor railing, and stared blankly at the basketball court downstairs:
"Don't even mention it. Just look at the expression on my face in that photo. It's definitely enough to get our school named the most beautiful campus this year."

Shen Enxi was stunned for a moment, then asked:
"What do you mean?"

At this moment, Chen Zhou suddenly realized that Shen Enxi was one of the few normal people in Class 8 of Senior Three, so he explained:

"They've really gone too far in disgrace!"

Shen Enxi twitched her lips, speechless for a moment.

Chen Zhou, that guy, is really an abstract boy meeting his mother, abstract to the extreme.

When Shen Enxi returned to the classroom, the bell had already rung, so she didn't go to class.

As soon as Chen Zhou pushed open the classroom door, more than a dozen heads popped out, like a flock of curious sparrows.

The scene at the entrance just now clearly aroused the curiosity of many people.

Once he sat back down, a whole host of questions came his way:
"Brother Zhou, what happened just now? Why are the police looking for you?"

"Yeah, yeah, what's been going on for most of the class?"

"That beautiful policewoman was so pretty, do you have her contact information?"

"She's so beautiful! And her skin looks amazing too. I really want to be handcuffed and whipped by her."

"...It was only after meeting you that I realized the abbreviation for life is SM."

"..."

Chen Zhou chuckled, offering no further explanation, and kept everyone in suspense, saying:
"We don't have your contact information. You'll find out what it's about soon enough."

After much pleading and cajoling, Chen Zhou still refused to reveal the truth, and they had no choice but to leave with regret.

This melon is quite big.

But I wanted to eat it but couldn't.

Some people, seeing that Chen Zhou didn't say anything, assumed that he had done something wrong and was being summoned by the police, which was why he was too embarrassed to speak up.

Rumors and gossip spread like wildfire throughout the class.

Listening to the faint chirping of crickets, Chen Zhou sighed softly:
"The way this group of people are talking sounds a lot like a strategist from the Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge something-or-other? Oh, here comes Zhuge!"

If others cricket at him, then he shouldn't blame others for cricketing at him in return.

However, there is a world of difference between him cricketing others and others cricketing him.

Chen Zhou thought to himself:

"If I talk behind someone else's back, it only shows that they have a problem with their character; if someone talks behind my back, it shows that they have a problem with their character even more."

"After all, the person I criticize is not a good person, so how could anyone who dares to slander me be a gentleman?"

Yes, I am the ancient Greek god of morality, the most just judge on Mount Olympus, who sees through all the ugliness in the world.

"Elbow, go to the office to take care of some business."

Li Bin got off his seat, scratched his head, and patted Chen Zhou on the shoulder.

"ojbk!"

Chen Zhou got up and casually grabbed his beloved Xiaomi K40 phone.

Inside the restroom, Li Bin stood with his sword drawn, snorting at the odor-eliminating ball in the urinal, and asked:
"Were you really okay just now?"

Chen Zhou opened his stock trading software in the cubicle and casually said:
"Well, it's not a bad thing."

Li Bin nodded with relief and pulled up his pants.
"That's fine then." As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Zhou looked at the software interface and paused slightly in surprise.
"Holy crap! It actually hit the daily limit up?"

Before 10:00, the stock held by number 28 was still underwater, but at 10:15 it took off right on time, rising straight to the ceiling, with 12 billion yuan firmly locking in the daily limit.

What the hell!

Does the metaphysical method of stock trading really work?
No wonder the authorities forbid the use of metaphysics to predict stocks.

Chen Zhou took a deep breath, opened the yield chart, and a bright red 13% was displayed on the screen.

With an initial investment of 40 yuan, a profit of nearly 5 yuan was made on the same day.

Chen Zhou stroked his chin, pondering a simple math problem.

There are 250 trading days in a year.

If you can earn 10 points every trading day, how much can you earn in a year with a principal of 400,000?
Chen Zhou opened his calculator, entered the answer, and was shocked:

Eight hundred billion?
However, this is obviously unrealistic. First, he cannot guarantee that he can earn 10 points every day, and second, the market capacity is limited.

Tens of millions of dollars can be easily traded in and out on such small-cap stocks within a single day.

Even if this strategy is effective, it may not yield a very high overall rate of return.

Not to mention his Golden Legend, which can only be used once a day.

"Let's test this approach for a few more days to see if it works. What if today's success was just a lucky accident?"

Chen Zhou put away his phone and pushed open the cubicle door.

Outside.

Li Bin grew impatient again and asked in bewilderment:
"Elbow, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong with your kidneys? You're taking so long to pee..."

Chen Zhou chuckled:
"You're talking nonsense! You're a quack doctor, you know absolutely nothing!"

Li Bin hummed in agreement and said:

"I know an old traditional Chinese medicine doctor who can cure any ailment and make you look 16 again!"

Chen Zhou shook his head:

"Every morning when I wake up, diamonds are only the second hardest thing in the world. Do I need you to introduce me to a miracle doctor?"

Li Bin smiled mysteriously:
"You're surrounded by so many pretty girls now, you'll find a way to use them someday."

Upon hearing this, Chen Zhou also felt it made a lot of sense, and Kou Dou's expression changed to a smile:

"Ah Bin, please help me introduce this miracle doctor!"

Li Bin chuckled:

"He has a four-word secret recipe, come closer and listen."

Chen Zhou raised his hand to stop Li Bin from saying the next sentence, and asked in confusion:

"You're not going to suggest cutting it off for permanent cure, are you?"

Li Bin was shocked and exclaimed, "Holy crap!"
"how do you know?"

Chen Zhou chuckled and crossed his arms:

"I've been using this meme since elementary school."

Li Bin, speechless, questioned the heavens:
"Could it be... that my abstract thinking talent is really worthless?"

Chen Zhou patted him on the shoulder and said:
"Please accept my condolences and get back to class as soon as possible."

Li Bin sighed, but then jumped up again:
"Holy crap! You touched me without washing your hands again?"

Chen Zhou chuckled dryly, washed his hands, and ran to the classroom.

slip away.

The two returned to the classroom one after the other.

Not long after, Shen Enxi walked in.

She cleared her throat and began to recount what had happened in the previous class:

"I am here to give a special commendation to one of my classmates."

Stocks won't take up too much of the plot. There will be a storyline that requires funds later on, but we don't want to start a startup storyline. So this is just a setup. Please subscribe to the first installment and the entire series!
I was too tired from work yesterday afternoon, so I fell asleep as soon as I got home at 8 p.m. I got up at 2 a.m. to write, and just finished writing two chapters.

Depending on the situation, there will be one or two more updates around noon!
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