I farmed in military academy and crushed the entire intergalactic world.

Chapter 377 Damn it, my brain is about to break.

The alien civilizations within the beam of light were unaware that the consequences of angering Lin Xiaohe would be severe.

They are still absorbing the memories and emotions of humans on Earth. As they absorb more, they inevitably pick up certain habits, such as gossip.

How do the brains of Chinese people work? They seem different from those of people in other countries.

Joy and sorrow, separation and happiness, jealousy, hatred, greed. These are the inherent traits unique to humans on Earth, and the Chinese people possess them all. But the emotions and memories of the Chinese people, when savored, have a particularly rich flavor.

[That's right. Look, isn't there a selfless fool with a spirit of dedication but who overestimates his abilities outside the beam of light?]

[Haha, she actually said she wanted to give us a lesson in love. Who does she think she is?]

[You, Zero-Zero, have been too influenced by humans from Earth; you've even learned to mock.]

Same here, you've learned arrogance too.

Like humans getting drunk, the group of aliens were so full of intense emotions that they only wanted to eat more and hopefully advance their civilization to the next level. They didn't pay any attention to Lin Xiaohe outside the beam of light.

Just then, there was a sizzling sound.

The beam of light seemed to have been broken through by something, followed by a massive flow of information like a volcanic eruption.

"The President of the United States fell in love with me, the White House cleaner."

An oddly-looking old man was pinning a 60-year-old woman in a cleaning uniform against a wall, yelling, "Woman, you've successfully caught my attention!"

The alien, who had never seen the world before, was completely bewildered.

Through the extracted memories of humans from Earth, they clearly understood the meaning of the president of the United States and what class disparity meant.

Click.

A human-shaped halo, like a faulty light bulb, flickered a few times before snapping and shutting down.

That's nothing compared to what's to come.

The short drama "The Return of the Dragon King" opened a door to a new world for them.

"I led an army of 10, soaring through the heavens and plunging into the earth, and became the Celestial Emperor. After achieving fame and success, I led my army back to the mortal world, hoping to find my family."

"I never imagined that my parents would be beaten to death by street thugs, my wife would be kidnapped, and my daughter would be sold into a brothel."

"If I don't avenge this, I'll be unworthy of being an Immortal Emperor! In a fit of rage, I led an army of 10 to storm the brothel to boost my daughter's sales and make her the most beautiful courtesan."

Um????!!!
A small, humanoid halo shattered gently, leaving him bewildered and deeply shaken. What happened to the promised father-daughter bond? Was this the silent, mountain-like weight of paternal love?!
The massive flow of information, disregarding what these aliens thought, ran rampant within the pillar of light under Xinbao's control, like a wild elephant.

Mr. Fu, your wife has wanted a divorce for a long time.

"After seven years of marriage, Mr. Fu treated her with icy indifference."

She always faced it with a smile, because she loved him deeply and believed that one day she could warm his heart. But what she received in return was another woman's instant infatuation and devoted care.

She, he, she...

A humanoid halo appeared, paused for a moment, and then, as if blood pressure had spiked, rapidly increased in size.

What happened to the promised divorce? It's already chapter 398, and they still haven't divorced!

The male protagonist and his mistress are all lovey-dovey and kissy, while the female protagonist is thinking, "I don't love you anymore, and that's the biggest punishment for you," while washing the male protagonist's underwear.

The humanoid halo fluctuated violently with each breath.

The number one bestseller? A novel that was also adapted into a short drama?

No, what about the gender equality and personal independence that you humans on Earth value? Don't you think that goes against logic?
Just how complex is the human species on Earth?!

He really didn't understand, and couldn't figure it out.

With a bang, the halo exploded completely. A humanoid halo, seeing the tragic state of its companions, immediately treated the information stream as a formidable enemy, trying to avoid it at all costs. However, despite its attempts to dodge left and right, it was ultimately grazed to the side.

I was poor and pathetic, so I got bound to the "Pathetic System." Whenever I suffered mistreatment, the system would give me money.

My girlfriend called me a loser, and then 10 yuan arrived in my Alipay account.

[My relative scolded me for being a failure, but then 10 yuan arrived in my Alipay account.]

[A loser? My true identity is a super-rich tycoon.]

Before seeing the last sentence, the humanoid halo breathed a sigh of relief. Perhaps this was an ironic piece?

Until the very last sentence, the humanoid halo finally couldn't escape its tragic fate, letting out a long sigh: "You're so damn poor and pathetic, yet you're so proud and self-satisfied?! As a country that bans hallucinogens, where did you get these inspirations from?"

I love him. Even though he dug out my body to save his "white moonlight" (my unrequited love), causing me to miscarry, imprisoning me, bankrupting my family, and beating me, I still love him. For his happiness, I'm willing to leave, but he won't let go. He knelt before me and said he loves me.

I was accidentally drawn into this information stream by a human-shaped halo, which I comforted myself with a hint of anticipation.

Surely the female protagonist should get her revenge now? His experience, in their civilization, would be equivalent to a mature Salas being imprisoned, divided, and corrupted.

Damn, just thinking about this made the humanoid halo's fists clench. If the enemy wasn't completely annihilated on both a physical and informational level, it would be an outrage against nature!

However, he still underestimated Lin Xiaohe's viciousness.

The male lead knelt down and uttered "I love you," which moved the female lead to tears. She returned to China with him, and the two lived happily together.

Ahhhhh!

Female lead, have you forgotten your aborted penis? The child you lost? Your parents who were driven to their deaths? Your family that was torn apart?!

The humanoid halo couldn't understand what kind of thought process this was. Before it was driven to its death by anger, it let out a sharp message: "The word 'love' is terrifying!"

Inside the beam of light, it looked like dazzling fireworks were going off.

Many humanoid halos, before their destruction, only had time to leave behind a single sentence.

"Lin Xiaohe is poisonous, and the Chinese people are poisonous!"

The survivors, as if avoiding a plague, kicked the Kunpeng out of the pillar of light, along with tens of thousands of Chinese people, while urgently sending a plea for help to their home planet.

"I beg for a pure mind!"

"Never mess with Lin Xiaohe of Blue Star! She is a formidable enemy and nemesis of my Salas civilization!"

"Ahhh, I'm filthy! Someone, please save me!"

"Once you enter Blue Star, it's like entering a deep sea. Mother planet, please remember your wanderer who can never return. Star Alliance, please speak up for me!"

Bang bang bang!
Under the world's watchful eyes, guess what happened after Lin Xiaohe uttered the phrase "education of love"?

Hey, the Kunpeng was actually ejected! Tens of thousands of Huaxing people fell from the sky into the sea like dumplings being dropped into a pot.

Fortunately, the Chinese fleet was not far away and sped over to rescue the people who had fallen into the water.

The pilot, who was sitting on the same plane as Lin Xiaohe, was dumbfounded; it all felt like a dream!
Lin Xiaohe only took out a plant and did nothing else, so how did things turn out like this?

He swallowed hard, his eyes filled with awe: "Principal Lin, may I ask what education based on love is?"

Lin Xiaohe smiled mysteriously, gently stroking the leaves of Xinbao's flower, and said lightly, "It's nothing. I just sent them various short dramas and novels."

It's the kind of sending that can only receive, cannot be interrupted, and forces viewing!
The pilot thought of the short dramas that his elderly family members often played on the loudspeaker. His pupils contracted, and a chill ran through him. He felt a strange sense of sympathy for these aliens. Why was that?

In memory of the work injury I suffered.

Sigh, I'm almost starting to empathize with aliens...