I farmed in military academy and crushed the entire intergalactic world.

Chapter 347 You're a skewer
In the courtyard, the villagers were in high spirits, staring at Yuan Lang and his three companions with fervent admiration.

"Come on, have a big goose leg, that'll get you going!"

Oh my goodness, how come a goose only has two legs? There aren't enough to go around!

"Xiao Ding, don't mind, have a goose wing. Next time you come, we'll stew two geese."

The food in the bowls of the four people was piled up like a small mountain.

Iron pot stew is delicious, but being surrounded by so many people makes it hard to swallow.

Yuan Lang's face was stiff as he forced a smile: "Uncle, uncle, aunt, maternal uncle, aunt, you all eat too."

Mr. and Mrs. Yuan beamed with joy: "We never expected your agricultural school to actually teach anything! Study hard, and if the principal tells you to go east, you absolutely cannot go west. Do you understand?"

In the hearts of the villagers, this agricultural school is a truly good school.

The principal is arrogant? No, how can you think that? That's clearly the confidence of someone who's highly accomplished!

For a moment, the courtyard was filled with joy, just like during the Chinese New Year.

"Oh no!" The streamer, who was engrossed in eating, suddenly slapped his forehead, his face instantly draining of color and turning deathly pale. "I'm still streaming!"

Good heavens! With all this happening today, will the censors think I'm promoting feudal superstition?!

The streamer was on the verge of tears. He had worked so hard to maintain his account for so long, and he desperately hoped it wouldn't be banned! He relied on these 100-odd viewers to crowdfund his cigarette money every day.

The streamer scrambled to the phone stand, his large face shoving directly in front of the camera.

[Hey streamer, move aside. Don't distract me from watching my classmates. Once I get to agricultural school, these will all be my senior classmates.]

[Hey streamer, I'm sending you a "Cloud Piercing Arrow" as a reward. Could you ask Brother Lang when the agricultural school starts enrolling? I want to be the first to sign up.]

[Host, are you all transformed from oysters? You're really good at keeping secrets. Why didn't you wait until I was dead to tell me such a great thing?]

The streamer wiped the sweat from his forehead. The live stream was still going strong. Great!

The next second, his gaze fixed on the number of people in the live stream.

After repeatedly confirming that the number of viewers in the live stream had indeed reached 3, the streamer jumped up like a monkey whose bottom had been burned: "Brother Lang! Something big has happened, my live stream is going to go viral!"

Is it appropriate to discuss matters of spiritual practice in public, even when taught at a school?
Given the nature of modern netizens who are always looking for amusement, delaying the time it takes for this to reach the top of the trending topics by even one day is seen as a sign of disrespect towards them.

The cold sweat finally dripped down the foreheads of Yuan Lang and the other three.

If they had a cautious attitude towards going to school before registering, then...

After studying for more than a month, they were absolutely certain that they had latched onto a powerful figure and definitely did not want to be expelled.

Four assistants automatically stepped forward: "The principal summons you. Please come to the principal's office within one hour."

The atmosphere at the scene instantly froze.

Yuan Lang and his three companions looked extremely grim. They didn't even eat, and after briefly saying goodbye to their families and fellow villagers, they rushed back to school without stopping.

After they left, the anchor was met with a beating from his father: "You worthless brat, if you ruin Lang'er's future, I'll beat you to death!"

"Waaaaah." The streamer cried miserably, and finally, with a bruised and swollen face, she went to turn off the live stream.

Unfortunately, everyone's joys and sorrows are different.

He cried terribly, but netizens were ecstatic.

If Yuan Lang and his friends openly admit that they are cultivating immortality and talk eloquently about how wonderful it is, netizens will just treat this plot as a script, laugh it off, and have some fun.

However, Yuan Lang was reported to the principal's office because of this incident, which inevitably led netizens to speculate about a conspiracy. Could it be true?
That's something we need to talk about properly.

How can being number one on the trending topics list be worthy of the significance of this matter?
It must occupy 8 out of the top 10 trending topics.

The internet was buzzing with activity, with all sorts of related jokes and memes popping up everywhere. But strangely, there was no official statement.

What does this mean? Is it tacit approval, or disdain?
……

"Principal, we were wrong, please don't expel us!" Yuan Lang's eyes welled up with tears as he took the initiative to admit his mistake.

Lin Xiaohe was slightly taken aback, then beckoned, "Come here, let me take a look."

Yuan Lang lowered his head and walked over.

Lin Xiaohe patted various acupoints on his body with her hands, looking thoughtful.

Old Chen, who was standing to the side, couldn't contain himself and asked anxiously, "How is it? Have they entered the Dao?"

Lin Xiaohe shook her head: "No."

Ugh.

In the principal's office, the tense bodies of four or five elderly people with gray hair suddenly relaxed, and they even seemed a little dejected.

The government provides substantial support to agricultural schools, providing them with personnel, land, and funding as needed.

To put it bluntly, if Lin Xiaohe said that a certain state-owned enterprise executive had talent, the country would not hesitate to send that executive to Lin Xiaohe.

Old Chen, however, was still persistent: "Then what about those four?"

Uh……

Genes are amazing things; sometimes they are exclusive, and sometimes they can merge and recombine.

Back then, the gene pool of Kyushu Star contained genes from various races, including humans, Stardust Humans, Rock Race, and Giant Whale.

Although we don't know what happened to Kyushu after it fell into nothingness at the black hole singularity, and how it became the Blue Star it is today, the genes of the Chinese people are mainly composed of ordinary humans and Stardust humans.

Yes, it is the Lord!
In addition to human genes, Yuan Lang and his three companions also possess some genes from the Rock Clan.

Their cultivation of "Cultivation Manual 1.0" did not lead to enlightenment; instead, it activated some of the characteristics belonging to the Rock Clan.

If this trend continues, their strength will increase, and their bodies will become more like those of the Rock Clan, making them indestructible.

Lin Xiaohe frowned. She knew the reason, but how could she tell others?

To be honest, Lin Xiaohe was absolutely certain that not only would China not believe her, but would also label her as one of the liars.

The phrase "I am your ancestor" is extremely insulting and a blatant provocation.

"Well, you can think of it this way: there are many kinds of energy in the world. Our goal in cultivating immortality is to stimulate energy A, but coincidentally, in addition to energy A, Yuan Lang and the others also have energy B in their bodies. The cultivation method stimulated energy B in Yuan Lang and the others' bodies."

Old Chen clapped his hands: "Just like we often say, metal, wood, water, fire, and earth?"

Lin Xiaohe hesitated: "That's roughly the idea. But not everyone can have the five elements (metal, wood, water, fire, earth)."

Old Chen: "I know, Yuan Lang and the other three are a bunch of bastards."

The moment this reason was given, the atmosphere in the entire office relaxed.

Everyone pooled their wisdom and ideas.

"It's a simple matter. We don't necessarily need energy A. It doesn't matter if it's B or CD. As long as it can be activated, it's good energy, which means success!"

"That's right. In the early stages, we didn't have enough samples to capture patterns. Once we have more successful people and a larger sample size, we can then study how to conduct targeted stimulation!"

Flying on a sword is a form of cultivation, as is physical cultivation.

China is not picky at all!