I farmed in military academy and crushed the entire intergalactic world.

Chapter 341 Aliens: Earthlings are so annoying, I don't want to talk to you.

At a special meeting, a group of adults, whose mere stomp could shake the planet, looked at each other in bewilderment.

They watched Lin Xiaohe's conversation video over and over again. After comparing and summarizing the opinions from all sides, their facial muscles seemed to lose control, remaining astonished, and even their eyes were frozen in place.

What? The technology is real and can be directly applied to existing equipment?
However, Lin Xiaohe believes that there are dangerous extraterrestrial civilizations, and asks whether humanity wants to pursue the path of technology or the path of immortality.

Bustling and prosperous, yet also in a daze.

Are their eyes working properly? Or are they seeing things?
"Cultivating immortality? Is it the kind of cultivation I understand?" A resolute-faced crocodile man's eyes were filled with struggle, as if countless voices were battling within him.

The meeting moderator explained, "Ahem, most likely. Lin Xiaohe didn't specify."

An elderly man with completely white hair and cloudy eyes immediately became anxious: "Can we try to communicate again?"

If one could cultivate immortality, would it mean that life could be extended, or even immortality?!

The word "immortality" was incredibly appealing to him, who was already in his twilight years.

The people at the meeting exchanged glances, then lowered their eyes, making it impossible to discern their attitudes toward the matter of immortality.

Someone stood up and said pointedly, "Historical experience tells us that cultivating immortality is of no benefit to the country. Qin Shi Huang sent Xu Fu eastward, which cost a huge sum of money and exhausted the people's resources. In his later years, Emperor Wu of Han was embroiled in the witchcraft scandal, which shook the court. Emperor Taizong of Tang also took elixirs in his later years, which not only led to his sudden death but also triggered the rampant use of elixirs in the Tang Dynasty. We should take history as a mirror and know that cultivating immortality is not a good idea."

The white-haired old man stood up, his eyes gleaming: "You are talking about the ethereal cultivation of immortality, not the civilization of cultivation. The two should not be confused."

The meeting erupted into chaos, with a short break in between, before the argument resumed.

This kind of matter, after all, involves the country's future development plan and even gambles the fate of the entire nation, so it must be handled with utmost caution.

……

As the saying goes, there are no secrets that stay hidden forever, especially since Lin Xiaohe was in the military academy's logistics department and was not being kept under surveillance.

Lin Xiaohe said that the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations had been spread by someone, but no one knows who it was.

Many foreigners with ulterior motives were skeptical and began trying to contact Lin Xiaohe to see if she had any evidence of extraterrestrial life.

After the comrades protecting Lin Xiaohe discovered this, they immediately reported it to their superiors.

The higher-ups were also at a loss. They had a general understanding of the events surrounding Lin Xiaohe, but were unsure of the national government's stance on the matter.

Did they believe it or not?
Is it a technological civilization or a civilization of cultivating immortality?
If you choose to cultivate immortality, should you take all of humanity with you?

He had no choice but to consult his superior again.

"Find the Strategic Deception Bureau."

His old leader gave him instructions, and he eagerly went to the Strategic Deception Bureau.

After hearing his request, Director Wang waved his hand and said, "This is simple, leave it to us."

The next day, an interview suddenly appeared on a short video platform.

Scientists from a space agency claim they have discovered why aliens are not contacting Earthlings.

They believe that aliens are not as advanced as we imagine, only slightly more advanced than us, just like they are already using the iPhone 47 while we are still using the iPhone 17.

The aliens didn't think it was worth contacting humans. Therefore, they simply ignored us.

Good guy!
The extraterrestrial civilization craze sparked by 3i Atlas has been completely inherited by this interview report.

Suddenly, short video creators were bursting with inspiration, and they were going all out to ride this wave of popularity!

[Aliens: Stupid, backward, and endlessly harassing us. They keep harassing us when they don't get a response, and panic and prepare for war when they do get one—just like a mad teddy bear.] [Family members, the messages we send to aliens are like the messages sent to us by 10086 (China Mobile's customer service hotline)—numerous and useless.]

[Aliens: Humans, stop shining laser pointers at me or my children!]

[Alien: I'll only ask you once, where's my pet dinosaur?]

Alien A: What are they doing?
Alien B: They're celebrating; Earth has completed another orbit around its star.

On the Chinese internet, netizens are having a great time.

The cheerful, festive atmosphere left the lurking foreigners completely bewildered.

"Hey Charlie, have the Chinese actually discovered aliens yet?" A blond, blue-eyed white man stared intently at the computer screen, his brows furrowed, his once thick hair now showing a bald patch.

"The Chinese language is profound and complex, and the Chinese people are cunning and adept at mixing truth and falsehood." Charlie struggled to read the scrolling subtitles and comments.

So what? Is it true or false?

Charlie slumped back in his chair and shrugged. "I don't know either."

They've been fooled by the Strategic Deception Bureau too many times, making them like frightened birds; they dare not make a judgment without obtaining substantial evidence.

"Do we still need to report this? These videos have gone viral on foreign websites, and our politicians can find out about it as soon as they go online."

Charlie glared at him with exasperation: "Report! Of course you have to report! How are you going to scam money if you don't report some information?"

They not only receive a salary, but also performance-based pay! What if their superiors think they're useless and want to lay off employees if they don't report any information?
Once the information was reported, the money arrived in their account, but their superiors and the finance department were all cursing and swearing.

"Damn Charlie! What kind of garbage is this? Haha, aliens? Why not Superman? Bastard, trash, liar. Oh, and Catherine, you know what I mean."

Catherine gave an OK sign.

Information of this kind, which has little value, should normally be thrown in the trash. But based on some unwritten rule, this information was still classified as the lowest level, worth $1000.

Of the $400, $100 went to Charlie, $500 to Catherine, and the remaining $500 naturally went to the leader.

Hello, I am good, everyone is good.

However, this message will eventually gather dust.

……

After the meeting, Lin Xiaohe took a few days off and stayed at Professor Liu's house.

She planted some wheat at home and in the backyard of the canteen.

As expected, Xinbao woke up.

"Waaaaah, Xiao He!! I thought I'd never see you again." Xin Bao struggled, trying to pull the roots out of the soil.

"Don't rush, I'll do it." Lin Xiaohe hurriedly took the small ceramic bottle she had prepared beforehand, strode over, and carefully transplanted Xinbao into the ceramic bottle.

The tiny, tender leaf nestled affectionately against Lin Xiaohe's thumb, rubbing against it vigorously: "Xiaohe."

Lin Xiaohe looked at the tiny Xinbao, then at Doudou, who was shrunk to the size of a hand in her backpack, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"So we have to start all over again."

Same handbag, same two leaves.

The difference is that they came to Earth, where there are mountains and rivers, and they no longer have to live the poor life they used to live.