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Chapter 111 The Unlucky Jade Jar
"Ouch!" Yu Xiaogang stumbled, losing his balance instantly! He cried out and staggered forward uncontrollably!
And the direction he fell was right in front of a garbage can that was sitting on a street corner and smelled of swill!
Thump! Splash!
Yu Xiaogang plunged headfirst into the swill bucket! Most of his body was submerged! The stench of swill splashed everywhere!
"Hahaha!"

"My God! How does this person walk?!"

"The garbage can fell in! Hahahaha!" The passersby were stunned at first, then burst into laughter and pointed at each other.

Wang Dong'er and Wang Qiu'er, who were in a private room upstairs, clearly witnessed this scene.

Wang Dong'er immediately covered her mouth, her big eyes curving into crescents, her shoulders trembling as she tried to suppress her laughter.

A rare, obvious smile appeared on Wang Qiu'er's usually cold face, the corners of her mouth slightly upturned. They knew, of course, that this was a little trick by their husband, Ling Han, but the effect was just...so satisfying and hilarious!
Yu Xiaogang struggled helplessly out of the swill bucket, soaking wet and emitting a nauseating stench, with rotten vegetable leaves still stuck in his hair.

He was trembling with rage, his face flushed red, and he whirled around, yelling, "Who?! Who plotted against me?! Show yourself if you dare!"

He thought someone was deliberately targeting him.

However, as he angrily scanned his surroundings, he saw only faces mocking him and an empty ground.

The tiny ice bead had already silently vaporized and disappeared under Ling Han's control, leaving no trace.

"Damn it!! What bad luck!" Yu Xiaogang was filled with shame and indignation as he listened to the harsh laughter around him. He just wanted to escape from this place that had made him lose face.

He hastily wiped the filth off his face, not even bothering to watch where he was going, and turned to leave quickly.

He had just taken a step closer! *Thud!*
His shoe, soaked and filthy, landed squarely on the banana peel he had just "bypassed"!

"Ah~!" Yu Xiaogang let out an even more shrill scream as his body lost its balance again, spinning like a clumsy top and sliding forward!

Ahead, a waiter from a restaurant was carrying a large basin of dirty water that had just been used to wash greasy, stale food, covered with thick layers of oil and residue, and was about to pour it into the roadside drain!
"Hey! Watch out!" The waiter only had time to shout.

With a loud bang, Yu Xiaogang, who was sliding, crashed into his waiter with perfect precision!

Wow~!!
That large basin of greasy, slippery, and foul-smelling dirty water, reeking of rotten food, was not wasted at all. It thoroughly and completely 'baptized' Yu Xiaogang from head to toe!
To make matters worse, a few large leaves that a worker was holding, which were used to rub sulfur, were smeared directly onto Yu Xiaogang's face upon impact, completely blocking his vision!
"Ugh... Ugh... Ugh!" Yu Xiaogang was stunned by the double blow. His eyes were covered by leaves, his face and body were covered in slippery and disgusting grease, and he had swallowed several mouthfuls of dirty water, making him gag on the spot. He frantically tried to tear the leaves off his face.

Just then, his foot stepped into greasy, dirty water, and his body slid forward uncontrollably once again!

This time, the direction of the slide... was right in front of a huge tree by the roadside that required two people to hug!

His legs, due to his staggering and stumbling earlier, were now exposed in an extremely unsightly, large "V" shape!

"No...no!" Yu Xiaogang finally ripped the leaves off his face, and in the instant his vision returned, he saw the tree trunk getting closer and bigger! And his spread legs were facing the middle of the tree trunk!
His eyes widened in terror; he was terrified!
I wanted to close my eyes or change direction, but my feet were too slippery and the inertia was too great, so there was no time to react!

Even Ling Han's eyelids twitched in the private room!
Wang Dong'er instinctively squeezed her long, beautiful legs together, covered her mouth with her small hands, and her pretty face instantly flushed red. Her voice trembled slightly with embarrassment as she cried out, "Oh my god! He...he...he won't...he won't break down there, will he!?"

She glanced at Ling Han instinctively, her eyes filled with worry and a strange coquettishness, "Little Ling Han...you...you mustn't do what he did...that...that's our future...source of life!"

puff……

Ling Han almost spat out the mouthful of tea he had just taken a sip of!
"Cough! Cough cough cough!" Ling Han coughed repeatedly, his face turning red instantly, choked by Wang Dong'er's blunt and ambiguous words.

Two blushes appeared on Wang Qiu'er's usually cold face. She glared at Wang Dong'er, but a hint of worry and lingering fear flashed deep in her golden dragon eyes. She gripped Ling Han's hand tightly and whispered, "...Take care of yourself."

boom! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A dull, teeth-grinding thud came from downstairs!
Accompanied by Yu Xiaogang's heart-wrenching, inhuman scream: "Awoo~ One!!!!!!!!!!"

Yu Xiaogang, in a perfectly executed split, spread his legs wide open and slammed his groin hard against the incredibly sturdy tree trunk!
At the moment of impact, his body even bounced upwards before sliding softly to the ground like a lump of mud, curling up into a ball, his hands tightly covering his groin.

His body convulsed violently, his face turned from red to blue, then from blue to purple, and finally became ashen. Large beads of sweat mixed with oil and dirty water rolled down his face, and he could only gasp for breath. He didn't even have the strength to scream.

"Hiss~!" The onlookers, both men and women, instinctively gasped and clenched their legs. The phantom pain, which they felt as if they were experiencing it themselves, distorted the expressions on their faces!

The gaze directed at Yu Xiaogang was filled with sympathy and... a hint of "he deserved it?"
"It's over...it's really broken now..."

"It hit the same spot again! My God! It sounds painful!"

"It looks so painful...it's awful..."

"Did this person forget to check the almanac before going out today? This is so ridiculous!!!"

"First came the slop bucket, then the greasy basin, and finally, the 'childless' ramming...tsk tsk...!!!!"

Hearing the discussions downstairs and Yu Xiaogang's suppressed groans of pain, Wang Dong'er and Wang Qiu'er could no longer hold back, even though they felt it was a bit too tragic (especially for a man).

But thinking of Yu Xiaogang's bizarre and outrageous chain reaction, the two women finally lowered their voices, leaned on the table, and began to shake violently, their silvery laughter echoing suppressedly in the private room. Wang Qiu'er laughed until tears almost came to her eyes, her aloof image completely gone.

(End of this chapter)