Douluo: This Legend of the Dragon King is not quite right

Chapter 304 Di Tian: "Is there any justice left? Is there any law left?!"

"Hehe," she chuckled, waving the communicator in her hand with a lighthearted tone, "I'm chatting with Lu Jun right now. I messaged him just now, and he happened to be online and replied. I recommended a few really interesting human movies that I recently watched, and he said we could watch them together sometime."

"Lu Jun?" Di Tian was struck dumb as if by lightning.

He subconsciously rubbed his ears, wondering if he was hallucinating.

"Which Lu Jun are you talking about?"

Di Yue gave him a look that said, "Isn't that obvious?" and replied matter-of-factly:

"Which Lu Jun could it be? It's that Lu Jun from the Sun Moon Royal Soul Master Academy, the one who's been talked about like a god, yeah, the one whose divine artifact can transform into a human."

“Yes, it’s him.” Di Yue nodded vigorously, her crimson eyes sparkling with pure admiration and interest. “He’s such an interesting person. He knows a lot, and he’s witty. He’s nothing like those old-fashioned, rigid human men, and…”

She lowered her voice mysteriously, with a hint of smugness.

"I can feel that the aura of fortune surrounding him is incredibly thick, shimmering with golden light, and it looks especially beautiful. I really like it."

Di Tian: "..."

He felt his eyes and mouth twitching uncontrollably, and countless black lines seemed to slide down his forehead.

An indescribable sense of absurdity and powerlessness welled up inside me.

"You...you..." Di Tian pointed at Di Yue, his finger trembling slightly, "You two...became good friends?"

He forced out those words through gritted teeth.

"Mmm." Di Yue nodded vigorously again, her smile dazzlingly bright. "He even promised me."

"What did I promise you?" Alarm bells rang in Di Tian's mind.

"He's coming to my house for dinner tonight!" Di Yue surprised everyone, her face full of anticipation. "I invited him to my home, Di Tian, ​​what do you think? Would you like to welcome him?"

Di Tian: "…………"

He felt like his jaw was going to dislocate.

The mighty Beast God has lived for over 800,000 years. What storms and waves hasn't he seen?

But at this moment, he felt that his pride in his composure and understanding were being challenged like never before.

They've only met once?

We chatted for a bit?
So...so you actually paid a visit?
Di Tian's lips twitched violently and uncontrollably several times, his face displaying a variety of expressions, as if a palette had been overturned.

He looked into Di Yue's expectant, pure crimson eyes, and finally, all his shock, speechlessness, and urge to complain turned into a long sigh of resignation.

"……Can."

Di Tian's voice sounded somewhat ethereal, carrying a sense of bewilderment, as if the world were truly wondrous.

"Anyway, this place is nominally your residence, so you call the shots. I... I'm just an old man temporarily staying here."

"Huh?" Di Yue's eyes widened in surprise, her crimson pupils curving into crescents. "Di Tian, ​​you're so open-minded and understanding. I thought you would refuse with a straight face, spouting some grand principles about the difference between humans and soul beasts."

Di Tian snorted irritably, looking at Di Yue, who was simple-minded yet incredibly proactive, with a complicated expression:

"If it were any other human being, let alone paying a visit, if they dared to come within a hundred meters of you, I would teach them a lesson about why flowers are so red."

He paused, his tone becoming extremely serious, carrying a hint of warning:

"But, little guy, do you know who Lu Jun is?"

Di Yue blinked:
"I know, it's a divine artifact taking human form, it's very powerful."

“That’s not all,” Di Tian said in a deep voice, “He is the master. From the time she was six years old, he has been scheming and making meticulous plans to try to get close to her, befriend her, and even… cough, in short, he is the one who has cultivated a relationship with her as the core objective.”

"Huh?" Di Yue was truly stunned this time, her small mouth slightly agape, "My lord... she..."

“That’s right.” Di Tian had an expression that said, “You finally realize the seriousness of the problem, right?” “Our lord has been planning this for six years, a full six years!”

"Careful, step-by-step, every possible method, and what's the result? As far as I know, progress... well, let's just say it's been quite steady. And you, my little one..."

Di Tian's eyes were filled with indescribable speechlessness and a hint of absurd admiration:
"You just met him once, chatted for a while, and then invited him to your home for dinner? Isn't this progress bar... a bit too outrageous?"

As Di Yue processed this information, the surprise on her face slowly faded, replaced by a... smug smile that mixed with sudden realization and self-satisfaction.

"Hehehe..." She laughed like a little fox who had successfully stolen some fish, hands on her hips, proudly showing off her breasts, "Doesn't this prove that I'm quite capable too?"

"It just means I have excellent social skills. My lord... well, she's just too thoughtful, or maybe she's not very good at this kind of direct social interaction. It's okay."

"I, Di Yue, can also help advance this grand plan to befriend Lu Jun. This is called taking a two-pronged approach, doubling the efficiency, right, Di Tian?"

Before Di Tian could react, she grinned and reached out, pushing the still bewildered Beast God towards the gate.
"Alright, alright, stop standing there! Time is of the essence. Our distinguished guests are arriving tonight. Di Tian, ​​you're experienced, go buy the groceries, buy plenty! Fresh! Plenty!"

"Find out what Lu Jun likes to eat and buy it all! Hurry up and go!"

Di Tian was pushed so hard he stumbled. The dignified Beast God of 800,000 years and the former overlord of the Star Dou Great Forest was now being pushed around like a puppet by a little girl.

He felt the undeniable force pushing him from behind, looked at the door symbolizing freedom in front of him, and then thought about the grocery shopping task he was about to undertake...

Di Tian: "………………"

A huge, absurd, and indignant feeling, mixed with frustration, surged into his mind.

I am the mighty Golden-Eyed Black Dragon King, the Dragon Clan's Guardian Chief, the Soul Beast God Di Tian, ​​who has dominated the continent for eight hundred thousand years and ruled countless eras. I was once the most powerful being on the Douluo Continent!
And now, he's reduced to running errands for someone he just met a day ago?!
Is there any justice left in this world?

Is there any royal law?
Di Tian roared inwardly, but under Di Yue's expectant and urging gaze, he could only grit his teeth and resignedly squeeze out a single word:

"……it is good."

Then, amidst cheers of "Di Yue, hurry back!", the powerful Golden-Eyed Black Dragon King, a generation of beast god, embarked heavily on his journey to buy groceries, his heart filled with complex and indescribable emotions.

His silhouette was so desolate and forlorn.

(End of this chapter)