Douluo: This Legend of the Dragon King is not quite right

Chapter 281 You're all talk, but you won't be happy if things actually happen.

Leng Yulai was slightly out of breath; the fierce resistance she had just endured had left her breathless.

She looked down at the restrained Lu Jun, her warm breath carrying her unique fragrance, like a scorching wave, spraying unreservedly onto Lu Jun's face and neck.

Lu Jun felt his mind go blank; the rich, delicate fragrance was like the strongest medicine, wildly stimulating his nerves.

Leng Yulai was pleased with her successful counterattack, a victor's smile still playing on her lips.

Suddenly, she keenly sensed that she had encountered something.

"???!"

Leng Yulai's smug expression froze instantly, replaced by bewilderment and confusion.

what?
Lu Jun also carries a gun with him at all times in case of any unexpected events.

This cautious attitude is something she should learn from.

She subconsciously looked down, then looked up at Lu Jun's face, which had suddenly become incredibly embarrassed, with evasive eyes and flushed red cheeks.

"what?"

And so, Leng Yulai began to steal chickens and dogs.

"Huh? Not buddy."

This time, Lu Jun was completely dumbfounded, and his whole body froze.

I was so scared I almost flew out of my skin.

He let out a bloodcurdling scream, his body twisting and struggling wildly in an attempt to escape.

"Big sister! No! No, no, no! Stop! You can't grab there!!! Let go!!!"

Leng Yulai was so startled that she let out an "Ah!" and quickly moved away from Lu Jun.

She looked down at her hands, then at Lu Jun's ashamed and furious expression.

No way?
Could it be... just now, uh?
Even if you've never seen a pig run, you've at least eaten pork, right? Even if Leng Yulai wasn't very bright, she still knew a thing or two about pigs. It's just that...

She did it by accident.

Leng Yulai suddenly coughed a few times, seemingly to cover up her embarrassment.

Subsequently, when Leng Yulai saw Lu Jun's extremely embarrassed and as if the sky had fallen, the shame and shock she felt were strangely overshadowed by a strong, quirky sense of novelty.

She couldn't help but laugh out loud, a laugh that carried the surprise of discovering a new continent and a mischievous smirk.

"Heh...hehehe..."

She laughed so hard she nearly fell over, her body undulating slightly as she pressed down on Lu Jun. Her amazing softness brushed against the boy beneath her again, almost making Lu Jun explode on the spot.

The gun barrel is about to burst.

"So, this is the real you..."

Leng Yulai leaned down slightly, close to Lu Jun's bright red ear, her breath sweet and her voice husky with a hint of mockery.

"Is this what it looks like? So cute~ Much more interesting than how it looked in Maple Leaf City~"

"Cute my foot!"

Enraged, Lu Jun struggled to break free from her control.

"Let me go! You crazy woman!"

"Let you go?" A dangerous yet excited light flashed in Leng Yulai's eyes, a mixture of revenge, curiosity, and a desire for conquest that she herself had never truly understood.

"That won't do, Mr. Lu~"

Her smile grew increasingly alluring, carrying with it a chilling thirst for knowledge.

"Everyone else has already been checked, and the instruments have verified that you are a human being..."

Leng Yulai's voice was low, carrying a bewitching charm, but her eyes were glancing at Lu Jun's future.

"But I, your aunt, haven't checked it myself yet!"

"Let me see... how are you different from a real human?"

As she spoke, Leng Yulai began to massage Lu Jun's body.

"Holy crap! Leng Yulai! Are you fucking crazy?!" Lu Jun was truly terrified.

He struggled desperately, but his hands were held down firmly, and he was no match for Leng Yulai in terms of strength.

I wanted to use the power of the Ice Abyss Sword, but in this situation...

Well, it feels completely unnecessary to use it.

So Lu Jun could only scold her:
"Do you...do you know what you're doing? Stop it!"

"Ha, the more you say that... the more excited I get!" Leng Yulai's fingers had already hooked, and she was about to untie them, her smile carrying a crazy stubbornness.

"Today... I'm determined to find out the difference between you and a real human being!"

"You're playing with fire! Don't you understand that playing with fire will get you burned?!"

Lu Jun's eyes turned red with anxiety, and his voice became slightly hoarse.

"Playing with fire?" Leng Yulai paused slightly, then seemed to be provoked by the word, a brighter light flashing in her eyes, "Then... let it burn even brighter."

Before she could finish speaking, she suddenly tightened her grip on her fingers.

"Click."

A soft sound came from the ward.

Immediately afterwards, Leng Yulai placed her hand on Lu Jun's body without hesitation.

It has a slightly cool feel to it.

"Well--"

Lu Jun shuddered violently, as if he had been pierced by the most violent electric current, which then swept through his entire body.

All his struggles stopped instantly, his mind went blank, his pupils dilated suddenly, and a muffled groan, almost a sob, escaped his throat.

My body tensed up uncontrollably, as if I was about to lose control completely at any moment.

Especially the extremely awkward yet incredibly bold ascent into the sky and then landing.

Lu Jun silently closed his eyes, thinking to himself, "This old lady, when did I offend her?"
Why torture yourself like this?

A strange and intense sensation, unlike anything she had ever experienced before, traveled through her fingers, causing Leng Yulai to let out a low, trembling nasal sound.

Her cheeks were burning red, but her eyes shone with an astonishing brightness.

"Oh, so this is what it feels like to give you a massage. I get it."

Lu Jun felt a surge of heat rush to his head, all reason, pretense, and concerns...

At this moment, Leng Yulai's massage completely shattered his spirit.

Is this what it feels like to have someone give you a massage?
There are indeed some differences.

Sometimes when you're tired, lying down feels so good.

"You... so this is how you... help the Spirit Pagoda confirm whether I'm human or not? Is this how you do things? Just to give me a simple massage?"

Lu Jun took a deep breath.

"Grandma, I really admire you. You just made up an excuse to do something like this?"

"No, what do you mean by this? I'm just helping the Spirit Pagoda to double-check and verify it again."

Leng Yulai shrugged, then said, "But weren't you quite the shouter just now? Keep it up."

"???"

Lu Jun didn't react for a moment, and couldn't help but say:
"Weren't you the one shouting? How did it become me? Besides, this kind of thing... you're the one who started it."

"Seriously, you're all talk and no action, but when it comes to real things, you're a total coward. Are you trying to cover up your actions now? I'm telling you, if you really can't handle it, just give up already."

"you!"

Cold rain in Leiden, time is running out.

"Alright, alright, if you insist on saying that, then I'm really getting into it. I'm going to give you a good back massage."

"...No, please! I'm still young, let me go, or I'll beat you up."

(End of this chapter)