Distant Mountain Battle Song

Chapter 51 A Letter to My Brothers and Sisters
I've been getting so much flak lately, my hands are aching from deleting so many book reviews.

Previously, Jie2 did not have the habit of deleting book reviews. Even when criticized with comments like "Reading your book makes me feel like ten thousand alpacas are galloping by," Jie2 insisted on not deleting them, emphasizing authenticity.

Now it's different. I'm getting old, my son can't find a partner, and I'm emotionally unstable. I get heartbroken and cry after reading a few bad book reviews, then I wail and cry, then roll on the ground, and finally I almost exploded and died.

So, in order to live a few more days, I'm deleting a few bad book reviews. I hope you kind folks will understand, considering my old age and frailty.

In fact, the one reading the book is none other than the high and mighty King Zheng of Qin. If he wants to read a book, he can simply issue an order, and all the writers in the world, like the two scholars, will spend their lives studying the classics, wearing out their inkstones and filling carts with their worn-out pens. After completing their works, they will tremble with fear and present them to the emperor, hoping only for the emperor to smile with satisfaction.

However, the King of Qin's heart was like the mouth of a glutton, never satisfied.

Today, braised pork is presented, and the emperor approves. Tomorrow, braised pork is presented again, and the emperor rebukes it, saying, "Greasy!" The day after, plain porridge and side dishes are presented, and the emperor says, "It's very convenient to use the toilet." The day after that, plain porridge and side dishes are presented again, and the emperor rebukes it, saying, "So bland! You've deceived me! Take him out and behead him!"
Before Jie 2 could offer any better dishes, he was chopped into dog meat sauce by the emperors and fed to the dogs.

Thus, Jie Er's murderous intent arose, and he conceived the idea of ​​assassinating the emperor.

Jie 2 is determined to use Fan Yuqi's head (the opening chapter of the Distant Mountains) as a gift to request an audience, to explain the map of Dukang (the chapter of the Distant Mountains and Wilderness) as a way to get close to the emperor, and then to use Lady Xu's dagger (the chapter of the Distant Mountains Uprising) to assassinate the emperor, so that the poison of "The Song of Breaking the Enemy's Formation in the Distant Mountains" will remain in the emperor's heart forever.

Now it seems things have gone against our wishes. Fan Yuqi's head was rejected by King Zheng of Qin, and the map of Dukang was already considered a desolate and remote place, but it was already disliked by the emperor... Xu Furen's dagger was hidden in the map, and it is feared that it will never see the light of day.

He died remonstrating.

"The Song of Breaking the Enemy's Formation in the Distant Mountains" is a work that Jie 2 has carefully considered. The opening has been revised as many as eight times. It's not that I didn't know how to write the opening or how to attract readers, but rather that I did this in order to take care of the whole book and make it more complete.

Because I still think that the completeness of a book is better than feeding readers hormones right from the start.

Calmness – minor climax – major climax – super climax – towering waves – hurricane and tsunami – calm waters – this is the key to keeping you reading the whole book.

This book, with four million words, has only reached a minor climax after nearly a month and almost two hundred thousand words have been updated. Please give me a little more time.

This book will surely become a bedside book for emperors in the future. I am confident that I can present everyone with a complete, well-organized, and wonderfully exciting novel.

(End of this chapter)