My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.
Chapter 592 Great, you've tried to pimp me out!
Chapter 592 Great, you've tried to pimp me out!
The Righteous Star Lord truly possesses righteousness.
Upon hearing that Li Wei was also interested in the demoness, he immediately declared righteously: "I am a righteous god of Heaven, how could I engage in such a pimping act?"
Changming Xingjun laughed in exasperation: "That's enough! We, the True Gods of the Fighting Department, are all extraordinary beings who attained enlightenment. Who among us doesn't have a few demonic lovers?"
[You're trying to act all high and mighty in front of me!]
The Righteous Star Lord, a robust man who appeared to be in his forties, finally lost his righteousness upon hearing this and said with a bitter expression:
[Brother Changming, it's not that I don't want to introduce him, it's just that Li Wei's standards are too high!]
We seek out demons and monsters for thrills, but what He desires is purity! Are there any pure demons or monsters left in this world?
Even if such a thing existed, it would be the exclusive domain of top-tier figures; how could you or I possibly obtain it?
Demons and monsters are also gods, and as gods, they are inevitably a collection of desires. Therefore, the more powerful a demon or monster is, the more it pursues its own nature.
They play with far more advanced technology than humans.
Therefore, even Changming Zhenjun felt a headache upon hearing this: [Have you inquired with Qingqiu yet?]
[Hehehe, I asked a long time ago! They trained 12 saintesses in this generation, but since they're all saintesses now, they naturally latched onto powerful figures early on, and recently ascended to immortality along with the rest of the population!]
Changmingxingjun never expected that a true god like him couldn't even arrange a demon!
It's true what they say, you only realize how little you know when you need it!
Of course, if you lower your standards, you should be able to find one.
But Li Wei is a man of great stature; ordinary enchantresses probably wouldn't even catch his eye!
Even if Li Wei truly didn't have any dietary restrictions, with his divine cultivation and immortal body, ordinary demonesses wouldn't be able to withstand him!
Changming Xingjun sighed helplessly: "Brother Zhengqi, if that's the case, I'm afraid I can't help you."
As everyone knows, Li Wei is Yang Jian's man, and Yang Jian is the current military governor and law enforcement god.
If the Righteous Star Lord falls into Yang Jian's hands...
In short, those who know, know.
The Righteous Star Lord sighed helplessly: "This damned atmosphere in the Three Realms! Is there really no celibate demon in the world?"
Ok?
Chang Mingxing's eyes flickered slightly, and he hesitated before saying, "Now that you mention it, I do remember!"
[The White Spirit Supreme True Emperor who appeared on the battlefield earlier seems to have cultivated some Buddhist supernatural powers, so perhaps he was upholding Buddhist precepts?]
The Righteous Star Lord was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Don't be ridiculous! He's a peak Golden Immortal!"
[Heh! It's naturally impossible for the White Spirit Supreme True Emperor, but what about the Green Serpent Lord?]
Although the Green Serpent Lord follows the path of the Primordial Demon God, he has spent many years by the side of the White Spirit True Emperor and has been deeply influenced by Buddhist precepts. He has never been involved in any scandals. Do you think he might...?
The Righteous Star Lord pondered for a moment, then hesitated before saying, "But she is the younger sister of the White Spirit True Emperor. Why should she try to please a man?"
[Fellow Daoist, you are confused! You should know that snakes are venomous and vengeful!]
[Last time, the Green Serpent Lord was beaten so badly by Li Wei, he must be holding a grudge. Do you think he'll take the bait now that he has a chance to fight Li Wei one-on-one?]
The Righteous Star Lord hesitated, "But the Green Serpent Lord is not easy to deal with. What if something happens to Li Wei..."
[Something happened, and then something happened!]
Changming Xingjun sneered: "We're only responsible for the introduction. Whether it works out or not depends on Li Wei's own abilities. What does it have to do with us?!"
What if He were to accidentally die from a poisonous snake...?
That might actually be a good thing.
After all, Venus is also known as the Morning Star, and there is only one character difference between "Morning Star" and "Eternal Brightness." If He could obtain the divine position that Li Wei possessed, then perhaps He could also become a Golden Immortal.
The Righteous Star Lord gave his old friend a deep look, and could probably guess what he was thinking.
It just so happened that He was also unhappy with Livy, so the two hit it off immediately.
They then immediately contacted their respective lovers among the heretics and evil sects.
……
[Heh heh, these two old bootlickers are back again, begging us for favors! Do they really think we've developed feelings for each other?]
[Hmph! I just happened to have my eye on a set of divine artifacts yesterday. This time, I'm going to make them bleed a lot. Let's see what they're up to... Oh my god!!]
They actually wanted to pimp out the Green Serpent Lord? These people are truly fearless!
Wait, the person I'm serving is Li Wei! Hey! If it's Him, I can do it!
The two demon gods chuckled, their expressions turning somewhat lewd, as they prepared to offer themselves as concubines.
After all, the snake demons of the Bai Ling Zhen Di family are beautiful, but how can they compare to their Qingqiu medical beauty?
Moreover, they also have the blessing of Qingqiu secret techniques and Qingqiu physical skills, so even if it is Inspector Li Wei, they can squeeze him into a twisted shape!
Just as the two girls were eager to try, a pitch-black network cable suddenly appeared and drilled directly into their heads.
[Just now... you guys seemed to keep repeating Li Wei's name. May I ask why?]
"Lord of the Dark Web?!" The two female demon goddesses immediately knelt down and recounted what had just happened, trembling.
"What a coincidence! I'm actually looking for that little guy right now, so I'll trouble you to take me to the Green Serpent Lord's place!"
How could the two demonesses dare to object?
All thoughts of squeezing Li Wei dry vanished from his mind. He didn't even care about the position he was guarding and immediately ran towards the Green Serpent Lord's position.
During this time, the Dark Web was deeply hidden within the two of them, without revealing a trace of its presence. No one knew that its power had already descended upon the battlefield.
[Qingqing, are you home?]
Chen Qingqing emerged from the darkness, licking her wound as she coldly said, "No wonder I smelled a stench from afar, it's you two vixens! What do you want from me?"
He looked down on these petty scoundrels who strayed from the path of immortality.
The two female demon goddesses froze, their expressions instantly turning somber.
Although they are indeed following the path of immortals, they are still gods, and powerful beings who are entrusted with a section of defense. When have they ever been insulted like this?
But remembering the White Spirit True Emperor behind Him, and the Dark Web Great Sage on His body, the two demon gods still suppressed their anger and forced out a smile:
【Little Qingqing, we have some really great news for you!】
Chen Qingqing immediately shivered.
good thing?
Would you think of me if something good happened?
[Do I know you guys that well? Don't call me that so familiarly. Just tell me, what do you want from me?]
The two demon gods instinctively wanted to mention the dark web, but a thought flashed through their minds, so they quickly changed their minds:
[Qingqing, did you fight with Li Wei before?]
Chen Qingqing got angry just thinking about it, and couldn't help but grit her teeth and say, "So what? Did you all come here just to humiliate me, a defeated general?"
"No, no, we're here to help Li Wei find a match! He said he fell in love with you at first sight and couldn't sleep at night, so he specifically asked the two of us to be his matchmakers!"
Chen Qingqing was stunned, speechless for a long time before she reacted, and then she flew into a rage: [That damned bastard, he beat me and then dared to humiliate me like this! This is simply outrageous!]
Whoosh.
Chen Qingqing went straight back to her cave, put on a full set of divine weapons, and then charged directly towards Li Wei's position.
damn thing.
You want to sleep with me, huh?
I'll beat your brains out of you!!
The two demon gods hadn't expected that their words would break the Green Serpent Lord's defenses so easily, so they went to pull him away while thinking to themselves:
[Dark Web Master, what are we going to do now?!]
Shut up, watch the show from the sidelines, and don't tell anyone I was here!
Boom!
Chen Qingqing unleashed her power, breaking free from the two chicken gods' grasp: [Get out of my way! Once I deal with Li Wei, neither of you will be out of luck!]
After saying this, He went to the military camp to mobilize troops, preparing to attack the Heavenly Court's position, while the Dark Web took the opportunity to sneak into Chen Qingqing's head and lie in wait.
About ten minutes later.
Chen Qingqing led her 500,000-strong army back in a fierce attack on construction site No. 127, shouting at the engineers inside: "Tell that beast Li Wei to get out here! Today, I'll break the root of your evil!!!"
Li Wei was stunned when he received the news.
What a beast! What a scourge! What have I done to deserve this?
Was He doing this to deliberately provoke me and lead me to construction site number 127?
Is there a trap behind this?
Li Wei has been far too high-profile lately, causing countless troubles for the Blissful Demon Land, so it's not surprising that someone wants to deal with him.
Thinking of this, He made up his mind that he would never go to the Green Serpent Lord. No matter what rumors spread, he would just pretend he didn't hear them.
Just as Li Wei was thinking this, he heard the whispers of fate echoing in his ears again, the sound carrying a strange, rubbing, wriggling sensation that immediately made him think of it.
Network cable?
Ok? !
After a moment of silence, Li Wei walked out of the room and headed towards Camp 127.
Lord Changming and Lord Zhengqi suddenly appeared from nowhere, feigning concern and advising Him: "Inspector Li Wei, this Green Serpent Lord is up to no good. You mustn't walk into his trap!"
[Hmph! This woman is ruining my reputation here, how can I tolerate this?]
【Forehead】
The Righteous Star Lord awkwardly touched his nose and explained: "Actually, it's not that it's ruining your reputation. After all, you asked us to introduce you to a few clean female demon goddesses, and after thinking about it, the only one is the Green Serpent Lord."
Li Wei's eyes twitched slightly; now he knew why the Green Serpent Lord was so angry.
So it was you two pimps who caused this!
However, now is not the time to deal with these two guys. The key is to first confirm the echo of destiny that I heard in my mind, and quickly contact the dark web to complete the transaction with it!
So Li Wei said with righteous indignation: "Then I must talk to her and make things clear. You two don't need to try to persuade me anymore."
Changming Zhenjun and Zhengqi Zhenjun were waiting for this very sentence, so that they could completely shirk their responsibilities and Li Wei's life or death would no longer be their concern.
(End of this chapter)
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