My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 471 Li Bai's poem: On my first day at work, I became the public enemy of the workplace!
In short, your role as the army's chief clerk is now confirmed! The Lord of War is waiting for you, so hurry up and prepare yourself before reporting to Him!

[Also, your previous Heavenly Emperor's Special Envoy Jade Talisman was broken. This is a new one. Remember to keep in touch with me!]

After saying this, Shang Hao disappeared.

Only Li Wei remained, bewildered in the wind, holding the summons and the new Heavenly Emperor's special envoy jade token.

My dearest Majesty.

Even if you want me to report, at least give me an address first, okay? The Heavenly Court is so big, where am I supposed to find the Lord of War?!
[cough cough cough! 】

The Environmental Protection True Lord coughed twice, reminding him: "Now that the war has resumed, Lord War will definitely lead the gods of the War faction to the Battle Department's main altar to burn incense. You can't go wrong looking for them there."

As he spoke, Mi Tianxing sent over the coordinates of a galaxy.

Li Wei smiled and leaned closer: "Uncle Mi, as the saying goes, 'If you're going to help someone, help them all the way; if you're going to see someone through to the end, could you please do me this favor?"

Mi Tianxing interrupted directly: 【No!】

Everything else is negotiable, but going to the main altar of the Doubu... hehehe! You'd better pray for yourself!

Mi Tianxing suddenly slapped Li Wei, and his body was involuntarily sent flying out of the Environmental Protection Pure Spirit Cave, drifting all the way to the South Heavenly Gate and landing on a purple-gold cloud.

Before he could even stand up straight...

A middle-aged man dressed in a crimson celestial official's robe, holding a wine pot and completely drunk, quickly came forward and grabbed Li Wei's hand.

[After three hundred years, finally...cough cough cough! Finally, a customer has come to our door!]

【Excuse me, are you looking to rent or buy a horse? We have a wide variety of celestial horses to choose from, regardless of gender, size, or riding style—we guarantee your satisfaction!】

Li Wei: ? ?

Body shape and gender-based gameplay?

Is that a horse you're talking about?!
The middle-aged man, seeing his expression, immediately guessed what he was thinking, and his expression turned cold: "No wonder you look unfamiliar, lad. So you're a novice here for the first time?"

Tell me, who recommended you?

Hee hee hee!

A series of powerful roars came from the clouds.

Li Wei looked up and gazed into the distance, and sure enough, he saw pure white winged steeds soaring amidst the purple clouds and stars, and he suddenly became thoughtful.

"My esteemed deity, I was introduced by the True Lord of Environmental Protection. Can your horse go to the main altar of the Fighting Department?"

Upon hearing the name "Environmental Protection True Monarch," the middle-aged man grinned maliciously: "Environmental Protection? Heh heh heh. That old bastard is getting more and more unruly these days. A mere mortal can get into the main altar of the Fighting Department?"

[Get out of here while I'm in a good mood today! Otherwise, you'll regret it!]

A mere spirit of the underworld, yet so arrogant!
Li Wei raised an eyebrow, instinctively wanting to let this true god experience the power of the ceiling of mortals, but just then, the god turned around, revealing the golden seal at his waist.

【弼马温】?!
Li Wei's pupils contracted, and he decided to be polite, so he quickly took out the recruitment notice in his hand.

"Your Excellency, please wait! I am Li Wei, a special envoy of the Heavenly Emperor, the Inspector of the Thunder Department, and also the Chief Clerk accompanying the army on this campaign against the rebels. Please grant me this favor."

Li Taibai, the Imperial Stable Keeper, widened his eyes and quickly stepped forward, grabbing his hand.

"So you're Inspector Li Wei? Hahaha, I've heard so much about you! I've heard so much about you!"

"You know me?"

【Hahaha! 】

The man took a large gulp of wine and said drunkenly:

[In the past, we heard of the roc soaring across the vast ocean, but never of us wielding the power of heavenly punishment! Today, the battle between good and evil is decided, the universe is overturned in our hands. The second generation of the Monkey King devours stars, his righteous spirit shines brightly across the eight wastelands. Let us test the courage and integrity of these young men, for with a single sword, they can bring peace to the sun, moon, and stars!]

"I've even heard about Inspector Li Wei's great victory over the reincarnation of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven in the Central Plains gambling match."

Li Wei has seen many fans, but this is the first time someone has started reciting poetry right away: "But you don't seem to recognize me?"

Li Taibai couldn't help but burst into a tirade: "It's all because of those idiots in the environmental protection department! They said electronic devices emit radiation that would affect the natural reproduction of the celestial horses, so they just shut down my Wi-Fi!"

Do you know how expensive it is to buy law traffic in Heaven?

With my meager salary, there's practically nothing left after buying alcohol, let alone those expensive data plans, so I avoid watching videos and similar content whenever possible.

As Li Bai spoke, he had already finished a bottle of celestial wine and immediately opened a second one.

At the rate he drinks like that, there's no way he'll ever have enough to live on!

So, based on his physique, gender, and play style just now, could this guy be making extra money on the side?

OK!

How dare you use a public horse for private purposes?

However, such things were commonplace in Heaven, and Li Wei himself wasn't entirely innocent, so he had no intention of blaming others. He simply cupped his hands and said:
"Your Excellency, is it possible to rent a horse to take me to the headquarters of the Fighting Department?"

That place is just a bunch of warmongers performing rituals; you could easily get covered in evil spirits. Instead of wasting your time there, why don't you show me a video? I heard some female teachers have released new films recently, could you...?

After a moment of silence, Li Wei suddenly said, "My lord, I happen to be the Heavenly Emperor's special envoy! You wouldn't want His Majesty to find out about your theft of the horse, would you?"

Li Bai's face immediately flushed red: "How could you be so vulgar! Can something we scholars do be called stealing?"

After a while.

Li Wei finally mounted his celestial horse and flew all the way to Doubu.

Li Bai watched his retreating figure with resentment: [That wretched brat! I gave you some good advice, but you wouldn't listen. You'll regret it later!]

Tons, tons, tons!
After drinking his fill, He lay down on the ground and fell asleep immediately.

After an unknown period of time,
A man dressed in a golden dragon robe appeared before Him at some point and kicked Him. "What time is it? How can you still be sleeping?!"

Li Taibai slightly opened his eyes, saw it was the Fourth Heavenly Emperor, and immediately closed them again: "Your Majesty, don't you know how many people are watching you? Why have you come here for no reason?"

"Hmph! Can't I just stroll around?"

The Fourth Heavenly Emperor plopped down in front of Him, and after a long silence, said, "You brat, did you just see Li Wei?"

Li Bai laughed heartily, continuing in his usual monotone manner: "I knew Your Majesty wouldn't come to the palace without a reason. What, are you afraid I'll kill him?"

"If you can kill him, that's certainly a skill of yours, but if you're going to give him a poem..."

The Fourth Heavenly Emperor straightened his posture and said solemnly:

【Then I can't just ignore it!!!】

Li Bai's smile faded, he stopped drinking, and said deeply, "Your Majesty, even if you can summon your former Dao Fruit, you probably won't be able to do it many more times, will you?"

Is it worth it for a mere mortal?

The Fourth Heavenly Emperor met his gaze without hesitation, and once again regained his composure, saying, "I don't want the humble scholar I've chosen to disappear without a trace like the previous Qingxiao True Lord."

Li Bai remained silent for a long time before finally taking out a piece of white paper, writing the poem he had just given to Li Wei on it, and handing it over.

"Let's see if a young man can be so brave and resolute, and if his sword can bring peace to the sun, moon, and stars? He does have some of the skill he had back then, but it's a pity. He's still too distracted, and he can't even rhyme properly!"

"If you pour too much purpose into your poems and essays, your writing will become distorted."

Li Bai said expressionlessly, "If my writing hadn't gone awry, I probably wouldn't even be able to be a stable boy now, would I?"

"That's true."

The fourth generation disappeared.

Li Bai glanced back in the direction where Li Wei had disappeared, closed his eyes, and fell asleep, seemingly lost in a sweet dream.

at the same time.

Amidst the countless stars, Li Wei's celestial steed finally landed, stopping before a star emitting a dim red light, refusing to go any further.

"Is this the main altar of the Doubu?"

Howling!
Pegasus nodded, then bit the reins and tied itself to the void, making it clear that it would only wait there.

"That's quite humane."

Li Wei touched his nose and walked alone towards the stars ahead, soon seeing a huge stone tablet standing in mid-air.

Fighting and killing destroys celestial realms and ruins blessed lands.

A paradise on earth?

In ancient times, there were only 36 grotto-heavens and 72 blessed lands in the world.

Later, with the advancement of immortal techniques and laws, more and more gods ascended to heaven, and the number of grotto-heavens and blessed lands also increased. However, only a few could simultaneously become both grotto-heavens and blessed lands.

In all his years of travel, Li Xiuwei had only ever seen Zhen Yuanzi's Wuzhuang Temple, which possessed the attributes of a blessed land and grotto-heaven!

"As expected of the headquarters of the Fighting Division, this location alone is so amazing. I wonder how much more secrets it holds!"

When Li Wei saw that no one was there to greet him, he felt that the atmosphere was not good.

Am I not very popular?

To avoid accidental harm, He activated the newly acquired Jade Talisman of the Heavenly Emperor's Special Envoy, and also spread out and activated the Summoning Order, enveloping himself in it.

Even so, he still felt it wasn't safe enough, so he quickly activated his lightning magic, condensing the words "[Heavenly Emperor's Special Envoy Ordered to Accompany the Army]" above his head, accompanied by thunderous sound effects.

"That way, surely the people at the Doubu headquarters won't be able to miss my identity?"

Li Wei laughed heartily and swaggered towards the main altar.

The gods of the War Gods, who had secretly witnessed this scene, were instantly furious: "Lord War God! Has this kid always been this arrogant?"

Venus, watching this scene, smiled slightly: "Hehehe, just youthful impetuosity, isn't it quite interesting?"

The gods of the Doubu were speechless upon hearing this.

[My Lord, can you please wake up? That damned Emperor Shanghao sent this kid here just to be your nemesis!]

Looking at Li Wei's journey, he went to the Dragon Transformation Realm and exploded, went to the Wenchang Dan Ying Small Cave Heaven and exploded, went to the Central Plains and exploded, and went to the Dragon Tomb and exploded.

In a word,

Wherever Li Wei went, trouble followed.
Moreover, no one connected to him will have a good ending!
As a result, Shanghao actually placed such a jinx next to the Lord of War?

Moreover, everyone in the Heavenly Court knows that Li Wei carries the sage Confucius on his person!

As a result, Shanghao actually sent Li Wei to accompany the army?

What exactly is He trying to do?!
The gods of Heaven were truly suffering from PTSD due to the actions of the Supreme Heavenly Emperor, so their first reaction upon seeing this personnel arrangement was...

—Is His Majesty going to cause trouble again?

Shang Hao has been wronged!
The decision to summon Li Wei this time was entirely proposed by the Lord of War himself, and had nothing to do with Him!
However, Shang Hao's reputation is so bad that no one would believe him even if he tried to explain.
then,

The gods of the War Department, hating Li Wei so much that they immediately targeted him, sneering, "Lord of War, rest assured, our War Department will absolutely not allow this brat to harm you!"

Next, we'll definitely let him experience our company culture firsthand!

(End of this chapter)