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Chapter 996 I'm Very Despicable
I have to say, she's a real sweetheart. She's so devoted to her father and even knows to find him a beautiful wife. But stealing someone else's wife is just too much of a beast. At such a young age, she already has the potential to be a dragon among men and a phoenix among women. It seems that Miss Yuan has a worthy successor!

Of course, only little kids can make jokes like this; children say the darndest things. If it were someone else, they would have already gotten angry.

Jiang Feng had no choice but to take the child and go find the mother. The bride and everyone nodded and smiled, then returned to the groom's side. The two still had to toast the guests.

"Wuhu~~ Brothers, I'm here!"

Ten minutes later, Miss Yuan strode over to his table with light steps, picked up her chopsticks and started showing off!

"Sister Yuan, why are you eating wherever you go? Weren't you eating up ahead?" Lin Mo couldn't help but ask.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at him and said, "What do you know? My table of sweet rice balls in fermented rice wine was all eaten, so of course I had to move on to another table."
Besides, my table was full of relatives and elders, so I didn't feel comfortable eating there. Our table is much better. I just finished eating what I liked at that table and came over. Pretty thoughtful of me, right?

Everyone:
It has to be said that everyone who saw Miss Yuan could only sigh – this person has an extremely high level of business acumen.

That really makes the most of everything, maximizing profits!
Today's banquet is of a very high standard, far surpassing any of the wedding banquets Lin Mo had attended before. Even though it's a restaurant banquet, the food is still quite delicious.

The table was laden with food, enough for Miss Yuan to eat, but she was a little hesitant because she couldn't bear to part with her favorite dishes. That's why she came up with the idea of ​​eating two tables' worth of food.
Otherwise, there wouldn't be only eight people left out of ten seats at their table; the remaining two seats were reserved for her.

"By the way, Mozi, wasn't my armor performance cool, Sister Yuan? I'm just asking you, wasn't it cool?" Miss Yuan continued while eating.

Clearly, she was very proud of the show she had put together today.

Hearing this, Lin Mo smiled helplessly and said, "It's so cool, incredibly cool! It's just that Emperor Warrior's legs are a bit short. People who don't know better might think he's underdeveloped!"

Miss Yuan: (艹皿艹)
"You're the one with short legs, your whole family has short legs! I'm already wearing shoe lifts, okay!"

There was no way around it. Although Lin Mo didn't know the approximate height of the Armor Warriors, he could tell from the animation that the armor was roughly the same height.

But when the armored figures came on stage earlier, he noticed that their heights were quite different.

The shortest among them is the leader of the armored warriors, Emperor Warrior, followed by Earth Tiger Warrior and Wind Eagle Warrior. Snow Mastiff and Black Rhino are the tallest, which makes it seem like a realistic lineup.

"Alright, enough about height-increasing inner tubes. Hurry up and eat. We'll leave after you finish. Sister Yuan, you need to go home tonight to make the bed and carry the basin, right?" Lin Mo waved his hand and continued eating with a smile.

This is their local custom. The groom's younger sister has the custom of making the bed and carrying the basin. Of course, there are also the custom of pressing the carriage and rolling on the bed, but those are not things that Miss Yuan has to do.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at him and spat, "Old man, are you from the Qing Dynasty? What era is this? I don't have time to make beds for them!"

"No time? What can your uncle and aunt do? Besides, there's a red envelope, okay?" Lin Mo laughed.

Hearing this, Miss Yuan hesitated for a moment. Seeing this, Lin Mo continued, "By the way, aren't you going back to make a ruckus in the bridal chamber tonight?"

"Oh? That sounds like a good idea! Why don't you all come along?" Miss Yuan said excitedly.

Upon hearing this, everyone shook their heads.

Zhao Yun: "I'm not suitable, so I won't go. I can't cause a scene!"

Lin Mo: "I'm not going either. I'll go back after I finish eating! If I go, I might have to stay at Sister Ruyan's house!"

Of course, these are all minor issues. The real problem is that his relationship with Yuan Hua is just so-so. If their relationship is just so-so, why would they have a wedding night celebration?

Chuanmei shook her head and said, "Sister Yuan, we're not going either. We still have a lot of work to do and need to hurry up and finish the remaining episode!"

Hearing this, Miss Yuan was a little disappointed. There was nothing she could do; her friend also had her own things to do. But the thought that she could go back tomorrow made her much happier.

"Alright, alright, I'll come visit you guys tomorrow. By the way, what were you talking about just now?" Miss Yuan asked.

In response, Lin Mo laughed and said, "Liao Qianqian is recommending your brother's wife to her dad!"

Miss Yuan: ? ? ?
After everyone explained, Miss Yuan realized what had happened. She had been so focused on eating that she hadn't paid much attention to what was going on.

"I was wondering why I didn't see my older brother!" Miss Yuan exclaimed in sudden realization.

In response, Chuanmei suddenly spoke up: "Sister Yuan, what do you think of our idea of ​​taking Viagra to the Civil Affairs Bureau to confront those pretty divorced young ladies? Has it worked?"
"It satisfies your requirements of being beautiful, finds someone with good conditions, even someone who owns a house, and can even arrange a wife for Brother Wei!" Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan couldn't help but roll her eyes: "Get lost, if you really want to find a divorced person, do you need to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau? Wouldn't it be better if I found a few lawyers who specialize in divorce cases?"

You can easily give him a red envelope of ten or twenty thousand yuan, and he can easily flip through the case files and recommend a beautiful, well-built, high-quality young woman whose ex-husband cheated on her, didn't take care of the kids, and who will get tens of millions in the settlement and several houses!
But the key point is, Ah Wei is my brother, a young and promising man. How could he date a divorced woman? He has to find a pretty, clueless girl. I refuse to believe it!

But before Miss Yuan could finish speaking, Zhang Wei stood up and went behind her, massaging her shoulders. His expression changed from disdain to fawning as he earnestly said:

"I can, Sister Yuan, I really can. Let me make this clear first, I'm definitely not doing this for money. I just want to give those divorced women a warm home."

Of course, the best candidates are those who have been deeply hurt in past relationships, those who are currently single, making it easier for me to enter their lives!

Miss Yuan: ? ? ?
Everyone: →_→

"You, Zhang Wei, I never thought you, with your fair skin and plump figure, would be so shallow. I thought only a loser like Mo Zai would stoop so low for a pittance, but I never expected you to betray the revolution too!" Miss Yuan said with a look of disdain.

Lin Mo's eyes widened: "Hey? Why am I involved? Sister Yuan, if you're going to talk about Viagra, just say Viagra, don't accidentally hurt our allies! Do you think I'm the kind of person who lives off a woman? I just don't want to work hard anymore!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei grinned and said, "Ahem, making money is nothing to be ashamed of. Besides, we're just getting what we need. Ideally, there shouldn't be a car, a house, a dowry, or the three gold pieces!"

Lin Mo: "You really have no shame!"

Upon hearing this, everyone burst into laughter. Zhao Yun, standing to the side, couldn't help but chuckle as well, and then said with a smile, "But you know what, this really is a solution. I don't know about lawyers, but our bureau has indeed encountered quite a few similar cases. The women get divorced, and after dinner, they take away a large sum of money. Quite a few of them are also quite good-looking. With your conditions, it's a bit difficult to achieve success overnight, but finding someone with a car and a house shouldn't be a problem!"

Everyone chatted excitedly, and the Sichuan girl standing nearby was also thrilled by what she heard.

"Wait a minute, if Viagra is okay, then I..."

Everyone:
Well, here comes another shameless one. Sure enough, men are always very diligent when it comes to not wanting to work hard.

"What are you talking about? It's so lively."

Just then, Liu Ruyan's slightly languid, mature voice came over, and then a slender figure sat down next to Zhao Yun, in Jiang Feng's original seat.

Today, Liu Ruyan dressed much more modestly, wearing a black belted long trench coat, with her hair simply styled in an updo, and a strand of hair falling down on each side of her face. She looked intellectual, generous, and gentle, exuding a graceful and demure style.

She seemed like a well-behaved girl, with a gentle personality and an easy-to-bully appearance. After all, there were many elders present today, and she was just a junior.

It can be said that Liu Ruyan's style is incredibly versatile. It's just that her personality isn't as unconventional as Miss Yuan's. Otherwise, given her experience with the tail end of the non-mainstream culture, she could have a different style every single day of the year.

"They're talking about how men don't want to work hard and just want to reap the rewards without sowing. Now they're even eyeing divorced women, trying to find lawyers to learn strategies from divorced women who got big settlements," Zhao Yun said, subtly trying to sow discord between Lin Mo and Lin Mo.

In response, Liu Ruyan couldn't help but laugh and say, "Wow~ You're so promising!"

Upon seeing this, Lin Mo quickly distanced himself, saying, "Hey, hey, I didn't do that! It was Brother Wei and Sister Chuan who were tempted. I kept telling them they didn't want to be shameless!"

Just kidding. Although Lin is living off his girlfriend, he's still quite capable himself.

Whether it's soft power or hard power, with soft power, he already owns a restaurant, earning one or two million a month is definitely not a problem, and he also has nearly a small fortune in savings. In the future, he can earn even more money through shopping pages.

As for hard power, well, that's impressive. You know, he's the kind of man who can pull out weapons from his crotch at any time, from pistols and rifles to airplanes and missiles. With that kind of power, he's only effective in China. If you threw him into the Middle East, he could become a mountain king.

Given time to develop, he will be able to get involved in the international trends there, which shows he has considerable power.

How could they be compared to Chuanmei and Zhang Wei, those two people who only think about things and don't actually work hard?

Upon hearing this, Chuanmei and Zhang Wei both rolled their eyes at him, then said in unison with disdain, "Traitor!!"

“Exactly, you traitor, Mo Zai, I despise you,” Miss Yuan chimed in, then looked at Zhang Wei and continued, “But speaking of which, don’t even think about divorced women. The world of married women is too complicated; you can’t handle it. Once Xiao Yue’s matchmaking section is up and running, I’ll have her introduce you to someone!”

Zhang Wei: "Hey Sister Yuan, you can actually look down on me too. I'm easy to look down on, really!"

Everyone:
(End of this chapter)