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Chapter 99 Tired, destroy it
In traditional Chinese medicine, the balance of Yin and Yang is beneficial, but moderation is key. Otherwise, women may be fine, but men will likely become useless in no time.

Lin Mo didn't know if there was any scientific basis for this, but since it was said by an old Chinese medicine doctor like Professor Li, there must be some truth to it.

But all of this has nothing to do with him yet. He's still taking Chinese medicine, so he can't be the catalyst for that medicine.

Before leaving, Professor Li specifically reminded him that the Yellow Emperor's Inner Classic already contained famous sayings.

Those who lose essence become deaf; those who lose vital energy become blind.

In short, he should take good care of his health recently. After all, lust is theft of essence. People don't realize when the night is over. Every drop of essence is like the lamp oil of the original spirit. Those who are drowsy drown in the illusion of the physical body. Their spines turn to mud and they can hardly stand in the world. If he can keep his dantian burning hot today, he will surely hear the phoenix cry in the heavens one day.

He was stunned. It was clearly traditional Chinese medicine, yet it incorporated Taoist philosophy. But considering that Taoism and traditional Chinese medicine were related, he decided to be cautious.

Moreover, I have my own online shopping page, so taking care of my health is a piece of cake.

He didn't care about anything else, but he kept the last sentence firmly in his heart: "If you can keep your dantian burning hot today, you will surely hear the phoenix cry from the heavens one day."

Isn't this clearly telling him that his body is weak right now, so he should rest and recuperate, and once he's well, he'll let him hear the phoenix's song every day? Professor Li is indeed a benevolent doctor with superb medical skills!
An hour later, Lin Mo drove back to school and went directly to Chuanmei's place.

There was no other reason than that the Chinese medicine liquid in his hand needed to be stored in the refrigerator, otherwise it would spoil in less than two days at the current temperature.

'bang bang bang'

"Chuanzi, open the door, Daddy!"

Lin Mo banged on the door and shouted. Soon, the door was opened, and it was Director Wang who opened it.

"This Sichuan girl rented a place outside, which provides you with a good place to stay," Lin Mo said with a smile.

These past few days, he went to the library to see what was going on, while Director Wang was hanging out with the Sichuan girl, helping her create good live-streaming effects. Sometimes it got too late, so they would stay overnight.

Lin Mo found his dorm room much quieter, and he didn't even need to draw the curtains when shopping at night anymore.

This made him wonder if he should also rent a place, so that if he needed to order any large items in the future, no one would find out.

"Of course, but it's not that I want to come, it's that Chuanmei can't live without me now," Wang said with some pride.

Lin Mo smiled. Indeed, the two of them had been doing well in their live streams over the past two days, and they were quite popular online. He would watch them for a while in the evenings, and he found them quite interesting.

"You'd better wear your mask properly, it's too creepy, I'm afraid netizens will dox you!"

As Lin Mo spoke, he entered the house and immediately saw the Sichuan girl sitting on the sofa, without makeup, eating takeout.

"No, you're not going to stream today, so why aren't you wearing makeup yet?" Lin Mo asked.

The Sichuan girl, eating his hastily prepared meal, looked up at him and said, "You can't livestream every day. Today's a rest day, tomorrow we'll shoot footage. What's that in your hand?"

"I took traditional Chinese medicine; I went to the hospital this afternoon."

As he spoke, he casually put the bag into the refrigerator and continued, "By the way, is Sister Yuan still here? If she is, let's go downstairs for a bite to eat together, it's on me!"

The aroma of food made him realize how hungry he was. He hadn't eaten lunch, and by now he was starving.

"It's still there. Sister Yuan is having someone set it up upstairs. She said we should all go up and take a look tonight," Director Wang said as he sat down to eat again.

It was the Sichuan girl who noticed the key point: "Traditional Chinese medicine? Why are you taking traditional Chinese medicine?"

As he spoke, he got up, walked over, opened the refrigerator, and found that it contained packets of ready-made Chinese medicine liquid. He only needed to heat it with hot water before each dose, which was very convenient.

"It's nothing, just taking care of my health. If I'm sick, I'll get treatment; if I'm not, I'll protect myself!" Lin Mo said casually, picking up an apple from the table and taking a bite to tide him over.

But after speaking, he didn't hear a response from either of them. When he turned his head again, he saw that Chuanmei was scanning the prescription in the bag with her mobile phone.

"Polygonatum sibiricum, Astragalus membranaceus, Schisandra chinensis, and Spatholobus suberectus. Treats Qi deficiency, spleen deficiency, and kidney deficiency. Hahaha, Lao Mo, you're actually that weak?"

The woman from Sichuan looked up the prescription online and easily found out the symptoms it treated.

"What? Old Mo has kidney deficiency? Hahaha, Old Mo, you actually..."

The two men burst into laughter, one slapping his thigh and the other banging on the table, almost laughing themselves to death. "Old Mo, it's okay, kidney deficiency isn't scary. Anyway, you don't have a girlfriend, right? Don't worry, we're all brothers, we won't laugh at you, hahaha!" Director Wang patted his shoulder, his fat jiggling with laughter.

On the other side, the Sichuan girl also chimed in, "Director Wang is right, but you actually believe in traditional Chinese medicine? You might as well just take some Liuwei Dihuang Pills. Lao Mo, you haven't been scammed, have you? Hahaha!"

Lin Mo:
You said you wouldn't laugh, but you guys are already laughing!
Lin Mo slapped Wang Chu's hand away, glanced at the two of them, then turned to look out the window and said, "Get out of here. This is medicine that Professor Mu's wife prescribed for me."

Professor Li is a professor at a medical university and also the vice president of a traditional Chinese medicine hospital. He's an expert whose appointments are usually impossible for ordinary people to get. I only got this treatment because I helped him out a little when Professor Mu and I went on a business trip together last time. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to see him at all.

Professor Li is a legitimate practitioner of Traditional Chinese Medicine; his students are now all hospital directors. I'm telling you, I'm not worthy of his title!

As he was speaking, he turned his head and saw that the two of them had knelt in front of the refrigerator at some point, and were gulping down his Chinese medicine.

"Shut up! This is my medicine!" Lin Mo quickly stepped forward to pull the two apart, but Director Wang easily defused the situation.

"Ah~~ Such good stuff, Old Mo, how could you keep it all to yourself? The imperial relief medicine has finally arrived, we're saved!"

While drinking his medicine, Wang Chu made a bitter face as he spoke.

The Sichuan girl did the same, her face contorted as she gave a thumbs up: "Ah~~ good medicine really does taste bitter~ good medicine, another bag please!"

Lin Mo:
No, can a person change their expression that quickly?

They had just mocked him for having kidney deficiency and even being scammed, but the moment they heard that the other person was a professor at a medical school and the vice president of a traditional Chinese medicine hospital, their attitude changed completely. They even tried to take his medicine. Where did that disdainful look from before go?
Lin Mo grabbed the two cowards kneeling in front of the refrigerator, one in each hand, and dragged them far away on the smooth floor. Even so, neither of them let go of the Chinese medicine liquid in their hands.

Five minutes later, Lin Mo was making a very polite phone call from the balcony.

"Teacher, is it okay if my roommate drinks the Chinese medicine you prescribed for me today?"

"That's good. Don't worry, I definitely won't let them drink it again."

"They... well... maybe they're just greedy!"

Lin Mo looked at the two people sitting on the sofa bowing to him repeatedly and told them a little lie.

After all, how many young people these days who stay up all night are healthy? He was too embarrassed to call these two out on them. They're usually so stubborn, but once they see that the prescription works, they immediately kneel down.

"You said you'd have them come to you when they have time, that you can cure kidney deficiency?" Lin Mo had just opened his mouth when, the next second, the two people who were just sitting on the sofa suddenly moved in sync with the two people operating the mechs in Pacific Rim, as if they had been taught by the same master. They immediately slid to their knees and put their hands together in prayer.

Sichuan girl: "Thank you, Dr. Li, doctor, you saved me!"

Director Wang: "Thank you, Dr. Li. Please treat me first; I'm weaker than him!"

Sichuan girl: "Get lost! My pee is split, I'm even more weak!"

Director Wang: "My pee is split into three streams, what's yours?"

Sichuan girl: "You've got a leaky urinary tractor on there, Dr. Li. Don't believe him. Look at me first. I don't even have a girlfriend yet, I'm so insecure!"

Director Wang: "You've become like Li Shiya, what does kidney deficiency have to do with you? Doctor, please look at me first, I really want to find a girlfriend, I'll be more useful."

Watching the two who were initially stubborn now compare who is more pathetic, he felt a sense of déjà vu, like watching the two in "Flirting Scholar" competing to see who is more miserable.

Seeing this, Lin Mo turned on the speakerphone, and Professor Li's voice came through.

"Actually, you two could have come together, but I can't show you over the phone."

Also, split urine stream doesn't necessarily mean kidney deficiency; it could indicate a prostate problem.

But I'm quite interested in the three-pronged kind, of course, unless you're using a urination strainer!

Sichuan girl:.
Wang Chu:
Upon hearing this, the two froze on the spot, suddenly realizing that they might have just revealed something.

The two looked up and saw Lin Mo looking down at them with a mocking expression. At that moment, they had only one thought in their minds.

'Tired, destroy!'

(End of this chapter)