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Chapter 986 A Soul-Stirring Dream Amidst the Tumultuous Winds
Su He thought that the "dog" Miss Yuan mentioned was someone who behaved like a dog and did terrible things, but she didn't expect it to be exactly what it meant.
Good heavens, this grown man was actually chased by a dog. That's quite strange.
Although Su He and Miss Yuan hadn't met many times and didn't have much interaction, they had met before. The first time they met, Miss Yuan mistook Su He for Lin Mo's new mistress.
But this did not diminish Su He's fondness for Miss Yuan. After all, it was the first time in all these years that Su He had ever seen someone so satisfying with insults.
Moreover, Su He had heard a lot about Yuan Meng from Lin Mo and knew that this girl had helped her cousin a lot, so her attitude was naturally very good.
"Come, come, don't be shy. By the way, have you had breakfast yet?" Su He greeted Miss Yuan as if she were at home.
Hearing this, Lin Mo rolled his eyes. He had already said that lunch would be served soon, so why bother with breakfast?
But upon hearing this, Miss Yuan's eyes lit up: "Oh? You know what, I really haven't had breakfast yet. I just got up. You just got up too?"
"Of course, if I resign, I can't sleep until noon, right? It's only here that I can sleep until the afternoon at home, that's what I call comfortable," Su He said with a straight face.
After all, she usually sleeps until the afternoon when she has nothing to do on Saturdays and Sundays. Over the years, she has never traveled and has used her holidays to rest and sleep.
During her holidays, sleep is her recharging station; otherwise, she would have been completely drained over the years.
As for those who can afford to go out and have fun every week, they are either incredibly energetic or have an easy job.
On the contrary, she lacked energy and had a demanding job, so she could only recharge herself during her holidays.
"Sure, we're kindred spirits. Besides eating, my favorite thing to do is sleep until noon. Sleeping late is the most comfortable thing to do, and those who get up early are heretics!"
"Perfect timing! I just woke up today too, and haven't had breakfast yet!"
In response, Su He laughed and said, "Little brother, get your sister some breakfast! Yuanyuan and I will have some together!"
"That's right, that's right, Mozi, hurry up and cook!" Miss Yuan said excitedly.
Hearing this, Lin Mo said speechlessly, "Sister Yuan, it's almost noon, wouldn't it be great to have lunch together!"
"It won't delay anything. We'll have breakfast now and lunch at noon. Don't worry, I can eat it all, hehe," Miss Yuan said with a grin.
Seeing this, Lin Mo knew there was no point in negotiating. Fortunately, there was still some breakfast left over from the morning, since he had bought two portions.
Then I cooked a large bowl of congee with preserved egg and lean pork, and made a huge egg pancake, both of which can be made quickly.
Twenty minutes later, the two sat facing each other at the dining table. The leftover breakfast from the morning was not wasted; Lin Mo reheated it all.
At this moment, Miss Yuan was hugging the inner pot of her rice cooker, while Su He stared dumbfounded at the merciless rice-cooking machine in front of her.
She couldn't understand how such a small person could have such a large appetite.
"Brother, won't she overeat or get sick?" Su He asked with some concern.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, this is just an appetizer. I advise you to eat quickly, or you won't have anything left to eat!"
Seeing the food on the table disappear at an alarming rate, Su He was certain that Lin Mo was telling the truth.
The two quickly finished their 'breakfast' for the day.
"Not bad, I'm about 50% full. I've had something to eat. By the way, Mozi, you two come with me to take revenge!" Miss Yuan patted her stomach and invited.
Now that we've eaten our fill, it's time to get down to business.
"Sister Yuan, you've got the wrong person!" Lin Mo said helplessly, spreading his hands.
Hearing this, Miss Yuan puffed out her cheeks, glared at him, and said, "What, you want to see me make a fool of myself and just stand by and watch?"
"That's right, bro. Friends shouldn't forget their roots," Su He said, taking a sip of water and rinsing his mouth briefly.
Hearing this, Lin Mo first glanced helplessly at his cousin, and then said to Miss Yuan, "It's not that I don't care, but there are more suitable options!"
"More suitable? Who?" Miss Yuan asked curiously.
Lin Mo: "Who else could it be? Wangcai, of course. You forgot that Wangcai can also shake dogs."
Those dozen or so dogs... It would be shameful for us to fight them, let alone fight them. Even just standing by would be embarrassing enough. Winning wouldn't be honorable, and losing would be humiliating. Rather than that, we might as well let Wangcai give it a try.
If you're not comfortable with that, you can go outside and look for Sang Biao. Brother Jiaqian will take any job as long as you pay!
That's right, that's the solution he came up with: to deal with a pack of dogs, you have to deal with another pack of dogs.
As for Sang Biao, he's more like a lone wolf. Add Qian Biao, and it was he who gave Wangcai a good beating when Miss Yuan took on her mission; finding him is definitely the right thing to do. Hearing this, Miss Yuan's eyes lit up, and she slapped her thigh: "That's right! How could I forget about Wangcai! Come on, let's go downstairs and come with me!"
"Can I go too?" Su He, Su He's older cousin, asked curiously.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan waved her arm and said, "Come on, welcome! There's strength in numbers! With Wangcai and Butan working together, what dog can stand against us? We must get our revenge today!"
Ten minutes later, downstairs, in the studio.
"Wow, not bad. Your job is quite unique. This whole wall of Anmuxi yogurt is..."
Looking at Miss Yuan's masterpiece, Su He couldn't help but ask.
Lin Mo couldn't help but sigh, "This is a benefit for the employees!"
"Cousin, please sit down! Have you eaten? I just asked Director Wang to buy some food. Let's eat together later!" Chuanmei quickly poured water for Su He and said with a smile.
He certainly knew Su He; after all, he had treated them to meals more than once.
"No, no, I just finished eating. I came over to check out your studio, and I also have some things to do nearby later, so I just stopped by for a stroll!" Su He said with a smile as she took the water.
She plans to recruit so-called waitresses from several nearby universities, since this will be her main job from now on, so she naturally needs to put more effort into it.
Meanwhile, on the other side, Miss Yuan was angrily rubbing the dog's head, lecturing Wangcai.
"Go and call all your cronies over here in a bit. I got bullied by those dogs from the next street yesterday. You pick some dogs and get revenge for me. If you do a good job, I'll treat your dog brothers to a big meal. Got it?"
Wangcai: "Woof woof woof!!"
Miss Yuan: "Go!"
After saying that, he opened the door for Wangcai, and Wangcai immediately ran out.
"Old Mo, what kind of crazy idea is this? Will it even work?" Chuan Mei said speechlessly.
Lin Mo shrugged indifferently: "Whether it works or not, we'll know when Wangcai arrives."
He knew that Wangcai, since eating the special dog food he bought, could understand human commands. Since Wangcai had already gone out, the matter was probably settled.
"I'm not asking if Wangcai can summon a dog, but whether we can beat them if we take Wangcai to fight them. What if their dog comes at us and we end up having to run away?" Chuanmei said.
He Xiaoyue and the class monitor, who were standing to the side, also looked worried. After all, yesterday's scene was too frightening and had scared them.
Hearing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh: "Do you know that 50,000 years ago, the moment ape-men started walking upright, they discovered they had two extra weapon slots? Are your hands paralyzed? Don't you know how to grab a weapon?"
“That’s right, I’m all ready!” Miss Yuan said, holding the long gun she had taken from his living room.
Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue's eyes lit up: "I understand, infantry-tank coordination, that's illegal team formation!"
“That’s right. You know, tens of thousands of years ago, ape-men were already the answer, while wolves went all in on ape-men, and then a new species was born: dogs! Of course, we have to cooperate!” Lin Mo laughed.
Just kidding, the terrifying upright ape was originally supposed to be the Earth version of the answer. I don't know what those useless guys were thinking, they actually got ganged up on yesterday.
Back then, the ape god went all in on intelligence and became a human, while the wolf went all in on the ape god and became a dog. Don't you understand this simple combination?
"What are you saying? Tens of thousands of years ago, a wild boar heard a wolf keep shouting that the ape god was awesome, so it tried it out, and what happened? It was just a fraud!" Chuanmei rolled her eyes and said.
No sooner had she finished speaking than the Sichuan girl was hit on the back. Turning around, she saw it was Miss Yuan: "Get out of my way! I am God Yuan! Aren't I awesome?"
Upon seeing this, the Sichuan girl immediately admitted defeat: "Awesome, awesome!"
Miss Yuan, hands on her hips, said, "Then what are you talking about? You'll lead the charge later. Today I'm going to take back all the dignity we lost yesterday. I'll take them all down with one shot each, hehehe~~"
Seeing this, Lin Mo and the others all sighed. It was obvious that the dog on the next street was going to suffer a lot today.
Soon, within half an hour of Wangcai leaving, more than thirty dogs of all sizes had gathered outside the studio. Anyone who didn't know better would think the company was having its annual meeting!
"Wow~~ It actually came back! Wangcai is so smart!" Su He exclaimed in surprise.
Lin Mo wasn't surprised by this. On the contrary, Miss Yuan laughed excitedly and then pushed open the front door of the studio.
Hearing the cacophony of barking dogs outside, she opened her arms and uttered a devilish whisper that sent chills down everyone's spines:
"Haha~~ My soul is captivated by the swirling winds and clouds~~"
(End of this chapter)
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