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Chapter 970 A Clumsy Trick
There was no way around it; in the younger brother's eyes, his older sister was never good-looking. Although they weren't blood-related siblings, the relationship between their families was practically the same as that of blood relatives.
Otherwise, Su He wouldn't have been able to visit him every few days during the first few years of his university years.
Of course, the older brother isn't handsome in the younger sister's eyes either; they're the same in that respect.
Logically speaking, Su He should definitely be considered a great beauty, at least a campus beauty queen. However, in Lin Mo's eyes, she can only be described as good-looking. It's as if her status as his older sister has blurred out her good looks in his eyes.
Upon hearing this, Su He naturally wanted to punish him, but Liu Ruyan stopped him from doing so, giving Lin Mo a chance to go to the kitchen to redeem himself!
Perhaps it was because she was about to leave her job and received a substantial severance package, which put her in a great mood, or perhaps it was because she had overexerted herself recently. Su He ate quite a bit for lunch, her appetite was great, and her food intake had increased!
During this time, Lin Mo also took her pulse. She had mild liver qi stagnation, insufficient qi and blood, and excessive yin fire, which made her menstrual cycle somewhat irregular.
But these are not major problems; they will adjust themselves over time as the body and mind relax.
Of course, he still recommended that his cousin find some time to make an appointment at the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital, and told her that as long as she didn't see the doctor named Fan Peng, any other doctor would be fine.
After all, his cousin's condition wasn't a big problem; she could be treated with some traditional Chinese medicine. These days, young people may not look old, but their physical condition is really not good; they're quite fragile.
Meanwhile, Zhang Wei came over again, but this time he wasn't summoned by Miss Yuan; he came on his own initiative.
In the studio of [Mengya Media], Zhang Wei sat in front of Miss Yuan, the two looking at each other.
"Sister Yuan, where's my boyfriend? Why haven't you introduced me to anyone? I'm waiting for a blind date."
"We're buddies, right? I'm the hilt of the Trident, you forgot? You'd better take my life's most important matter to heart!" Zhang Wei said.
Miss Yuan:
That's right, Miss Yuan was ready to give up on Zhang Wei, this hopeless good-for-nothing, but then the good-for-nothing himself started to work hard.
But even though I know I've tried my best, mud is still mud.
"You even said that I took you to the bar ring, used my connections to get you on stage and interact with the girls, and what did you do? You gave me a Sigma real man performance. Do you think I don't know who's more powerful?"
Didn't you swing your fist really fast back then? Now you're in a hurry?
Look what the Sichuan girl was doing back then! She was having intimate physical contact with the other girl. If she hadn't had a full set of condoms, she would have already gone to third base.
Don't be fooled by the fact that he didn't say a word; he touched everything he should and shouldn't have. Let me tell you, people like this Sichuan girl are the most shrewd.
"Look at you, you good-for-nothing! Which pretty girl would dare to meet you now?" Miss Yuan spat out in exasperation.
Zhang Wei:
Sichuan girl:.
"Ahem, Sister Yuan, I'm still here, give me some face!"
"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong? Do you dare say you didn't touch it?" Miss Yuan questioned.
Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl immediately held up three fingers: "Sister Yuan, I swear, I really didn't touch her, I was wearing boxing gloves!"
No sooner had he finished speaking than Wang Chu chimed in, "Chuanzi, stop pretending. I saw everything you did that day. You didn't touch her, but you rubbed against her!"
Sichuan girl: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
"Get lost! You're the one who rubbed against me!"
"Why are you so agitated? I said you rubbed it with your face!" Director Wang said helplessly.
Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl's anger immediately turned into embarrassment, but she quickly calmed down and said, "Then I admit it, I did rub against you!"
"Oh right, right, right, anyone who didn't know better would think someone was breastfeeding you," He Xiaoyue said sarcastically from the side, her expression full of disgust.
Logically speaking, her boss is a big internet celebrity, so why is he acting like he's never seen a beautiful woman before? He's so pathetic, it's embarrassing for her to be standing next to him. "I can vouch for this, Chuanzi really couldn't beat him, I even went to save him!" Zhang Wei explained from the side, trying to win over an ally.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan spat out, "No, are you really stupid or just pretending? He did it on purpose to take advantage of us, and you actually believed him!"
"No, Sister Yuan, I really can't beat them!" Chuanmei said, trying to excuse herself.
Upon hearing this, the squad leader laughed and said, "Are you sure you can't beat three women? Their punches are weak and feeble, no different from tickling. I could handle them!"
I have to say, with the force that the squad leader could kick Director Wang so hard he flew through the air, she's really something.
Sichuan girl: "Um, I... it's not that I can't beat them!"
He Xiaoyue asked sarcastically, "Then why is that?"
Sichuan girl: "I'm drunk on milk!"
Everyone:
No one had ever seen such a shameless person before, and they all raised their middle fingers to show their disdain for him.
"Alright, that's not important. What's important is that I don't have a blind date this weekend, Sister Yuan. Hurry up and arrange one for me. Xiaoyue, you don't have any clients, do you?" Zhang Wei couldn't help but ask.
Besides, he already has over 200,000 fans. Coming out here can help him hone his skills and also provide some material for his videos. It's a win-win situation.
It's fair to say that He Xiaoyue's place has practically become a mission hall; everyone wants to come to her to accept missions.
“I do have people, but…” He Xiaoyue was also somewhat troubled.
She didn't mind, but when it came to introducing him to an ordinary girl, Miss Yuan was unwilling.
Zhang Wei's face lit up with joy upon hearing this: "That's good. I'm not picky. If all else fails, introduce me to an ordinary girl. Pretty girls don't suit me. Sister Yuan's taste is definitely questionable!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Miss Yuan immediately exploded: "Bullshit! My eyes are my ruler. If you can't get pretty girls, then you're incompetent!"
"I refuse to believe it! Xiaoyue, get me a list of pretty girls. Today, Sister Yuan is going to fight him to the death!"
"No problem, Sister Yuan, I'll get ready right away!" He Xiaoyue said excitedly.
This time, to prevent Zhang Wei from making a mistake, Miss Yuan directly took Zhang Wei's phone and chatted with the other party first, and asked He Xiaoyue to explain Zhang Wei's details to the other party.
She would push anyone who was willing to contact her to her WeChat account, then she would start using their account to play games for them, and then invite them out for dinner.
If you feel the conditions are unsuitable, eliminate them from the start to avoid trouble.
Seeing Miss Yuan acting like she was on steroids, Zhang Wei stepped back and whispered to Chuanmei and the class monitor, "Is this what they call reverse psychology?"
Class monitor: "Definitely!"
Sichuan Girl: "Heh~ such a clumsy trick. Sigh, what do you guys think? Should I use reverse psychology and get Sister Yuan to take me to that bar again?"
The two: →_→
(End of this chapter)
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