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Chapter 809: Killed by Green Beans
That's ridiculous. He didn't notice it while eating. He just felt that the green beans were cooked quite tenderly, but they didn't have that half-cooked texture, so he didn't think much of it.
It wasn't until the two of them finished watching the movie and were about to go back to their bedroom to work overtime that he suddenly felt something was wrong.
He felt the room was stuffy, so he opened the window to let in some fresh air, but it didn't help. Then he couldn't hold it in and ran to the toilet to vomit.
When he spat out the first mouthful, he knew what had happened. What else could it be but food poisoning caused by undercooked green beans?
As we all know, green beans are a magical vegetable; they are not poisonous when raw or cooked, but they are poisonous only when they are half-cooked.
Back then, a renowned chef surnamed Huang achieved legendary status solely through this dish.
Lin Mo laughed when he saw it, but now he experienced it for himself. Who said these beans were old? These green beans are amazing!
"What happens if the green beans aren't ripe?" Liu Ruyan asked, her eyes wide, as she drove.
Lin Mo: "It'll cause poisoning, please stop asking, just drive!"
After saying that, he picked up another plastic bag, ready to cover his mouth with it whenever he felt nauseous, since he couldn't very well vomit in the car!
Upon hearing that she might be poisoned, Liu Ruyan became nervous and immediately pressed the accelerator harder.
Fortunately, the evening rush hour was over, and Liu Ruyan was in a hurry, so she drove much faster than usual.
There was nothing she could do. Liu Ruyan was so clever. After discovering that the green beans didn't taste very good, she took a couple of bites and then went to eat the pickled vegetables. Lin Mo, on the other hand, was honest and felt that he couldn't let his girlfriend's good intentions go to waste, so he ate more and ended up getting poisoned.
Driving at high speed, what would normally be a journey of more than an hour was completed in just over forty minutes for Liu Ruyan at the city hospital.
Fortunately, she had some connections here, and when the two arrived at the entrance, medical staff were already waiting.
Anyone who has worked in a hospital knows that if someone tells you, "I know so-and-so at your hospital," don't worry, they definitely don't have any connections.
Those with real connections will call before the person even arrives, and have already arranged a bed and other necessities.
Lin Mo is in this situation now. After arriving at the hospital, several medical staff lifted him onto a trolley, and then he became completely disoriented.
Then, in a daze, Lin Mo underwent a series of procedures, including induced vomiting, laxatives, and intravenous infusion, with the help of medical staff.
Fortunately, he was poisoned for a short time and it wasn't too serious, otherwise he probably would have needed his stomach pumped.
Lin Mo finally fell asleep in the hospital room after being tossed and turned until late at night.
As for Liu Ruyan, she was exhausted and collapsed. This incident had really frightened her.
She never expected the green beans to be poisonous. Luckily, she escaped unharmed, otherwise she would have sent her own man away.
However, since she also ate a couple of bites, although not much, the doctor still prescribed her medicine to prevent her from having any problems.
Around 2 a.m., Liu Ruyan finally couldn't hold on any longer and went to bed with him.
The next day, when Lin Mo opened his eyes again, it was almost noon.
"Hey, hey? Mo-zai's awake! He's not dead! Hahaha, I knew it! How could someone as heartless as that little black dog possibly die?"
As soon as Lin Mo opened his eyes, he heard a familiar voice. When his vision cleared, he realized that a group of people were looking at him in the ward.
And in front of him was Miss Yuan, who was sitting on the edge of his bed, holding an apple in one hand and eating it, while saying with delight.
The little head was almost right in front of him, its big eyes like two glass marbles, rolling around, which startled him.
However, I felt weak all over and my limbs ached so much that I couldn't even get up.
Behind Miss Yuan were Director Wang, Chuanmei, the class monitor, and He Xiaoyue, and further back were Liu Ruyan and his cousin.
He rolled his eyes at this, wanting to speak, but his mouth was extremely dry.
Seeing that he still dared to roll his eyes at her, Yuan Xiao reached out and pried open his eyelids: "You still dare to roll your eyes? Come on, don't be half asleep, open your eyes wide for me."
"Stop pretending to be dead, the doctor said you're fine!" Hearing this, Liu Ruyan and her cousin Su He, who were at the back, came up.
"Xiao Mo, Xiao Mo, how are you? Are you alright?" Su He asked.
She's my cousin after all; blood is thicker than water!
Liu Ruyan was unusually well-behaved today, pulling Miss Yuan aside and saying, "Come on, little brother, are you thirsty? Have some water!"
Seeing this, Lin Mo nodded quickly, drank a whole glass of water, and finally felt better. The dryness in his mouth lessened considerably, and he said, "Don't worry, I'm fine now, I just feel a little weak!"
"That's good, that's good," Cousin Su He patted her chest, then glared at Liu Ruyan and said, "You're really something! You call yourself his good sister, and this good sister feeds her own man undercooked beans? I entrusted him to you, and this is how you take care of him?"
Hearing this, Liu Ruyan said somewhat awkwardly, "Oh dear, I didn't expect the green beans to be undercooked."
"Whether you're familiar with each other or not is secondary. The key question is, are you even cut out to cook? Alright, from now on, don't go into the kitchen alone. Right now it's just the two of you. But if you get married and have kids, the first time you cook, you'll wipe them all out."
"Leave professional matters to professionals. Do I need to teach you, boss, this principle?" Su He rolled her eyes at him.
Today she asked Liu Ruyan about the menu, thinking that she could go shopping when the restaurant opened tomorrow, but then she received news that her cousin had been admitted to the hospital.
Upon further inquiry, it turned out that he had eaten undercooked green beans from Liu Ruyan, which was simply outrageous.
It's fair to say that both of them are wealthy individuals with considerable assets. It would be hilarious if they were wiped out by a plate of pork ribs stewed with green beans that cost less than twenty yuan to make.
It's not only hilarious, it's also incredibly unfair!
"Oh dear, I didn't mean to, and besides, I did eat, just not as much as my brother," Liu Ruyan said somewhat embarrassedly.
Hearing this, Su He rolled her eyes at him: "You have the nerve to say that? You tell me, my cousin has never been to the hospital since he was old enough to understand things. But this past two years, he's been to the hospital twice, and it's all because of you. You really are a lucky charm for your husband!"
That's right. The first time, Lin Mo went to confess his feelings, and then he got into a car accident. Although he was not seriously injured, he was hospitalized.
This time it was even more outrageous; he was single-handedly defeated by a plate of green beans.
"Ahem, don't worry about the details. I'll definitely pay attention in the future. By the way, don't tell his mother about this, understand?" Liu Ruyan said.
Upon hearing this, Su He rolled her eyes at him: "Oh, you still have some shame? If I were your cousin, I would have already told your mother about you."
Alright, Xiao Mo, you should get some rest. Your cousin went back to work. If you want anything to eat, ask her. Or have your friends get it for you. Your cousin's leaving now~
Lin Mo nodded upon hearing this: "Don't worry, I'm fine. Cousin, you can go back to work!"
Su He sighed, then glared at Liu Ruyan before turning and leaving.
Liu Ruyan went to see them off, and after the two left, Wang Chu and Chuanmei hurriedly stepped forward.
"Hey Lao Mo, wanna have some oranges?"
"I bought a watermelon. It's not in season, but it's very sweet. Want some?"
Lin Mo nodded upon hearing this: "Give me a slice of watermelon!"
There was no other way; his mouth tasted bland, so he had to find something to eat.
"Click, click"
"I must say, this watermelon is quite sweet, not bad, really not bad." After taking a small bite of the cool watermelon, Lin Mo felt much more refreshed. Then he looked at everyone and asked, "How did you know I was hospitalized?"
"Sichuan girl is treating us to a celebratory dinner. She called you, but Liu Ruyan answered. Of course she knows. But you're really something, getting solo killed by Doujiao. You must be out of your mind. You dare to eat something Liu Ruyan makes?" Miss Yuan said disdainfully.
After the joke, she still vividly remembers the blind box dumplings from that day.
Seeing this, Lin Mo sighed helplessly and said, "Sigh, this is the price of dating!"
Everyone:? ? ?
(End of this chapter)
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