Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 8 Emperor Ruyan
Women are strange creatures; they always like to tease their best friends' younger brothers. It's not that they like it, but they just feel like teasing them whenever they see them. Making the little ones blush is their favorite thing to do.

If my best friend's younger brother were even more handsome, I'd tease him even more; I love seeing my best friend's defenses crumble.

Anyway, Lin Mo encountered such a person. Fortunately, he was drunk and had no other expression on his face. He just felt someone holding him.

When getting out of the car, Su He was afraid that someone would lay a hand on her underling, so she kept a close watch on him and finally got Lin Mo home safely.

After returning home, Lin Mo went straight to bed and slept until dawn.

The next morning, Lin Mo sprinted towards the company, muttering to himself as he went.

"Drinking leads to trouble, drinking leads to trouble, never mind, let's just run slowly!"

Because he drank too much last night and didn't set an alarm, he'll be following his usual routine today. As for Dong Dawei's suggestion to arrive at the company half an hour early, he won't be able to make it.

As for why I ran to work, it's because the shopping page on my phone refreshed again this morning.

【999 pure gold ring, 1.5 grams, ¥2.5】

[Give your girlfriend 999 roses for ¥8.36]

[Secondary growth spurt; 30 minutes of jogging, 0.1 cm increase in height; ¥1.38]

[C4 explosive, 1 kg, press E to pack; ¥3.01]

After a quick glance, Lin Mo decided to grow 0.1 centimeters taller. After all, he was only 179 cm tall, and that one centimeter difference was a source of constant pain for him. But whenever someone asked, he would say he was 180 cm tall.

As we all know, 179 and 180 may seem like only a centimeter difference, but they represent a whole different level. Now that he has the opportunity to grow taller, he naturally wants to seize it.

Although it was only 0.1 centimeters this time, it's still progress. Little by little, it will eventually grow to 1.8 meters tall.

The gold ring is nice, but it's clearly not comparable to growing taller. Roses are out of the question, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend. As for C4 explosives, that's ridiculous; it's like playing Counter-Strike, and you'd be pressing E.
"hu~hu~"

At 7:55, Lin Mo appeared downstairs at the company. The fragile college student said that he was almost dying after running for 30 minutes. How to put it, he didn't feel anything and didn't even know if he had grown taller.

"A little black dog?"

Suddenly, Yuan Meng's voice came from behind.

"Good morning, Sister Yuan!" Lin Mo greeted her somewhat guiltily, but what she was thinking about was how to slip away.

"Good heavens, where have you been? It's only been two days and you've gotten so much whiter! Did you take bleach? And that hairstyle... Did you go to Shigejie Commune to find Hu Delu? Are you dating someone, or are you planning to live off a woman?"

Seeing the enormous change in Lin Mo after only two days, Yuan Meng's eyes widened in disbelief.

Before leaving this morning, Lin Mo used the sulfur facial cleanser again, and the improvement in her facial skin was even more obvious.

"I didn't."

Before Lin Mo could finish speaking, Yuan Meng waved her hand and interrupted, "Go ahead and do your thing, I really want to beat you to death!"

After saying that, Yuan Meng, with her short legs, ran out in the same style as Ultraman Seven, elbowing as she ran, and finally delivered a Leo flying kick, charging straight at him.

"Hey? Hey! I fought back! I really fought back!" Lin Mo shouted as he ran.

Yuan Meng: "Bearing the name of Hokage, I cannot lose!"

Lin Mo:
The two then raced each other, finally clocking in at the company before 8 a.m. "Lin Mo, didn't you hear me say I'd be at the company half an hour early yesterday?"

As soon as he entered, Dong Dawei took the initiative to launch an attack, while the employees around him had just broken up their formation, clearly indicating that they had just been in a meeting.

Lin Mo had anticipated this situation, but he decided to bear it. After all, the internship certificate hadn't been stamped yet, and there were only two days left. He couldn't afford to mess things up at the last minute. He would give him a hard time once he got the internship certificate.

That's right, the Achilles' heel of college students is this internship certificate.

Before he could speak, the Fourth Hokage, Yuan Meng, appeared, glanced at Dong Dawei, and said, "Don't make things difficult for ordinary people. If you have the guts, come at me. Manager Dong, you have quite the airs of an official. What, are you going to fawn over President Liu again? Don't you even know your own worth?"

Others may take Dong Pangzi, the manager, seriously, but Yuan Meng won't indulge him.

"You are fine!"

Dong Dawei, his face flushed with anger, stormed off, mainly because he knew that if he continued, he would be the one to lose face.

Upon seeing this, Lin Mo turned around, clasped his hands in a salute, and presented Yuan Meng with a poem titled "Goujiapo".

"Remembering that moment, tears still flow~ My brother fell on hard times and laid everything on his hands~ I wanted to let others take the fall~ But unexpectedly, my brother came to my rescue~ That one word stirred my heart, your true friendship ignited my passion~ From now on, we'll eat our fill while you eat our fill, and each of us will go our separate ways~"
We're usually so carefree, but have you ever thought you'd speak up for me when I'm in trouble? If we're both safe today, I, your brother, will swear brotherhood with you!

Upon hearing this, Yuan Meng sneered and replied, "Ahhh~ my brother, no need for further words~ I'm usually all smiles and laughter, and I won't pretend to be silent when you're in trouble. But if I back down now~ I'll be... well, you know~"

Two 5G surfing enthusiasts immediately found the secret code, and everything was understood without words.

Lin Mo then returned to his workstation, and Yuan Meng followed him. After all, the top salesperson had that much freedom.

Then, for the entire morning, Yuan Meng kept asking him how he managed to become so much fairer in just two days, since no woman could resist such temptation.

Lin Mo told the truth, saying that he had used the sulfur facial cleanser from the internet. Yuan Meng exclaimed that it was impossible, saying that the stuff was a scam and that bloggers had already debunked it.

Anyway, the morning passed quickly in a series of back-and-forth banter between the two of us.

Ten minutes before lunch break, Dong Dawei came in, clapped his hands, and told everyone to put down their work and gather in the company lobby, saying that General Manager Liu had arrived.

Although everyone was reluctant, they did not object, and soon the company staff gathered in the lobby.

"Everyone, welcome General Manager Liu!" General Manager Yang Chuan pushed open the door and clapped first, followed by everyone else.

Following closely behind, a woman with a beautiful figure, delicate features, wearing a black long dress and a black turtleneck sweater, walked in with a mysterious gait. Her hair was styled in an updo, and a wooden hairpin made her look quite elegant.

Her tall figure, paired with her swan-like neck, is simply stunning (you can search for Liu Shishi's turtleneck sweater).
"Tsk tsk tsk, as expected of Emperor Ruyan, she has been poor, miserable, arrogant; she has been a scumbag, stupid, and vicious; she has loved, hated, and been a green tea, but she has never been ugly!" Lin Mo clapped his hands and whispered to Yuan Meng beside him.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei appeared out of nowhere and nodded, "Ito Makoto, what you said is absolutely right, I, Ji Bochang, completely agree."

"Pah! You're the one who's Ito Makoto. No, why can't I be Ji Bochang?" Lin Mo retorted.

Zhang Wei: "Hehe!"

Lin Mo: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Yuan Meng: →_→

(End of this chapter)