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Chapter 784 Little Red Ant Attractant

After being called "Black Dog," he also earned the title of "Pervert Dog." After understanding the meaning of "Landlady," Liu Ruyan realized why Lin Mo's high school grades were not ideal.

Regardless, Liu Ruyan had finally gotten hold of her little man's weakness. Of course, since that was the case, Lin Mo suggested adding Liu Ruyan's QQ account, but she still refused.

It can only be said that a considerable number of secrets within Liu Ruyan's space have yet to be discovered.

That evening, because Lin Mo's lecherous nature was discovered, Liu Ruyan insisted on studying foreign languages ​​with Su He and used the excuse of not wanting to be disturbed to send Lin Mo to the second bedroom again.

Of course, this move was exactly what Lin Mo wanted, since he was currently in a state of social anxiety and naturally wanted to be alone.

Meanwhile, Miss Yuan and He Xiaoyue were not idle either, and they would occasionally go downstairs to provoke each other in the hospital.

They had just returned to their private ward upstairs.

"Sister Yuan, isn't this a bit inappropriate? That old lady looks like she's about to faint from anger," He Xiaoyue said, feeling a little sorry for her.

The reason the two parties ended up at the hospital was simply that the older woman felt her dog was her son, which is understandable in terms of reason, since some people have a special feeling towards pets. However, it is not legally justifiable.

You can treat your dog like family, like your son, that's fine, but you can't expect others to treat your dog like a person.

He keeps a dog without any permits or leash, treating the road like his own home. Now that his dog has been hit by a car, he's throwing a tantrum.

If this woman were a normal person, she wouldn't have started swearing. Miss Yuan isn't the kind of person who's unreasonable either; she would have been able to apologize and pay compensation.

But if you're unreasonable, then Miss Yuan also knows a little bit about martial arts.

The three of them got into a fight. Although none of them were injured, at most they just pushed and shoved each other and got kicked a couple of times. But the woman's family started making a scene, especially since they saw that there were only two young girls at the scene, so they naturally wanted to scare them.

But who is Miss Yuan? Going to the hospital for a medical examination? Being hospitalized for tests? Bring it on, she's just looking for something interesting to do right now.

Just now, the two of them went downstairs to the aunt's ward and loudly mocked her, even discussing whether Teddy's meat tasted good or not.

The woman's son and daughter-in-law were furious and wanted to fight, but they were warned by the hospital's security personnel.

The old lady lying in the hospital bed was so angry that her hands and feet trembled. In particular, the way Miss Yuan seriously discussed whether Teddy meat was delicious made the old lady's eyes turn red. She immediately thought of her dog son who had been hit and was covered in blood, and her blood pressure spiked.

His hands and feet were trembling, and he was panting heavily, as if he was about to die of anger.

Miss Yuan was more than happy for the other party to make a move. She had already arranged for people to come over, and if the other party dared to make a move, they would be sent in immediately.

That's right, it was Manager Ma and others who came to help this time. Firstly, it was such a small matter that there was no need to trouble their families, and secondly, they were all good brothers who had fought together.

When Manager Ma received Miss Yuan's call, he disregarded his newly recovered hemorrhoids and came over with several employees.

Who else but me would do this? Especially the employees below me, they'd love to get hurt themselves.

Of course, if there's nothing to do, the generous Miss Yuan won't let them come for nothing. Her food, clothing, accommodation, and transportation are all arranged perfectly. The overtime pay is almost half a month's salary for Cheng Ye and other employees. They can also come out and have fun, so why not!
"What are you afraid of? The law doesn't say that you have to pay with your life for angering someone to death. Besides, even if she really does die from anger, what does it have to do with us? Who can prove that her death from anger is directly related to what we said?"

"If you can't stand it, you can transfer to another hospital. Of course, I'll transfer to another hospital too, hahaha!" Miss Yuan laughed so wickedly that He Xiaoyue couldn't help but feel sorry for the old lady.

Xie Baoqing, Xie Baoqing, why did you provoke her?

"Sister Yuan, we're all in the same hospital. What if they come over in the middle of the night?" He Xiaoyue said worriedly. Although she didn't finish her sentence, her meaning was clear.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan smiled slightly and called out towards the door, "Old Ma!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Manager Ma replied, "Hey!"

Then came the sound of light footsteps. Three seconds later, Manager Ma appeared outside the door and said, "Young Master Yuan, what are your orders? Should a few of us go down for a spin?"

"No need, you can keep watch here. It's late at night, don't disturb them. There are other hospitalized patients over there," Miss Yuan waved her hand and said.

There's no way around it; the other party isn't in a private room, there are several patients in the room, so we can't do anything reckless. Miss Yuan can take revenge, but she definitely won't involve anyone else.

"Don't worry, Mr. Yuan, we're all here, taking turns keeping watch. There won't be any problems," Manager Ma assured him.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan waved her hand, and Manager Ma left immediately.

"Sister Yuan, when did Manager Ma and the others arrive?" He Xiaoyue asked in surprise.

She was naturally familiar with Manager Ma and his group, as this wasn't the first time she had met them.

“After Mozi left that night, I called them. Otherwise, do you think I'm stupid enough to let just the two of us girls go down and cause trouble?”

"So don't worry, go to sleep!" Miss Yuan comforted her.

Seeing this, He Xiaoyue finally felt relieved and then got up and walked to the next ward to rest.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning.

The three of them, Lin Mo, got up almost at the same time. Lin Mo was going to do his morning exercise, while Liu Ruyan and the other two were going to work in the city.

Perhaps because all three of them had been caught red-handed yesterday and lost face, they all tacitly avoided mentioning yesterday's events, as if it were a closed chapter, and went about their business as usual.

"Good morning, little brother. Are you going for your morning exercise?" Liu Ruyan asked.

Lin Mo nodded: "Of course, if you two want to eat breakfast, I can go down and buy some!" "No, no, I don't have time. Just say I don't want to stay here. Every time I come, I have to get up an hour earlier," Su He waved her hand.

Liu Ruyan: "Really? Why wouldn't I need it?"

Su He: "If you give me your general manager position, I won't have to get up early. Do you think everyone is like you, able to come and go whenever they want? I need to clock in, okay? Hurry up!"

As he spoke, he pulled Liu Ruyan along, and the two quickly changed their shoes and ran out the door.

Thanks to the nourishment of facial cleanser and Wan Zi Qian Hong hand cream, the two women now extremely dislike makeup.

Because cosmetics can make the skin worse. Of course, the main reason is that the two of them have good natural skin and are already great beauties without makeup, so they naturally don't want to ruin their flawless skin with cosmetics.

Women, you know, take great care of their skin and face.

And every time his cousin came over, she would always take Liu Ruyan to work with her in the morning.

After the two women left, Lin Mo casually took out his phone and glanced at it.

[Type 11a parachute; Paratroopers are born to be surrounded; After opening the parachute from a high place, you will 100% jump into the girls' restroom, thus triggering the achievement of being mistaken for a pervert. Please be sure to wear a mask and have agile movements to facilitate escape before using it; ¥124]

[Little Red Ant Attractant; Place it in areas where ants frequent in your room, and the ants will carry it back to their queen to eat. One ant dies, and the entire colony dies, keeping your home free from ant nuisances: ¥1.2]

[Pickled Vegetables with Tofu; A Dish for Nine Generations of Families; The Same Dish as Wang Ganju, the Magistrate of Tianxia Granary. After eating pickled vegetables with tofu, even the emperor is no match for me; after eating it, nine generations of your family will ascend to heaven. Those within the system should consume with caution, as it may trigger anti-corruption effects. If there are any violations of rules and regulations, you will first be dismissed from your post, and then your entire family will be exterminated, resulting in disgrace, ruin, and death; ¥666]

[Toilet paper * 24 rolls; More for the same price; ¥0.1]

Lin Mo:
Good heavens! He exclaimed, "Good heavens! Are today's goods really this amazing? They even involve nine generations of relatives! Take them, take them now!"
What a delightful feast for the nine clans! It's so damn joyful! There's no one left to eat at the feast; they're all dead. How could it not be joyful?

But is it effective? It's incredibly effective, but the worst part is that you can't eat it yourself or give it to others. That's practically poison.

His nine generations of relatives have nothing to do with him, but the person in question is related to him. Besides, these days, who would serve pickled vegetables and tofu to guests when inviting them to dinner?
This dish would certainly have been a delicacy in ancient times, given the scarcity of food and the fact that tofu was known as vegetarian meat, making it something that ordinary people couldn't afford to eat casually. But now, there are so many ways to eat tofu, like tofu stewed with pickled vegetables—it's amazing that it's even being sold.

As for the first item, the parachute pack, it's probably the same one that I, the special forces soldier Ostrich, have. After all, only he, as a paratrooper, is born to be surrounded.

The effect is decent. Although it guarantees a 100% success rate in landing in the women's restroom, which can be a bit embarrassing and even risk being mistaken for a pervert, from another perspective, this thing is definitely a life-saving artifact. Not only is the parachute jump 100% successful, but if you encounter a desperate situation, such as a remote mountain or cliff, after opening the parachute, you might be able to float for hundreds of kilometers straight to the nearest women's restroom, which can save your life.

However, he doesn't plan to skydive, nor will he venture into uninhabited areas or explore primeval forests, so it seems unnecessary for him.

Forget about toilet paper, there's plenty of that at the supermarket downstairs. After thinking it over, this little red ant attractant is still somewhat useful, since ants occasionally still appear in the house he lives in.

These are all caused by food scraps. Even though he cleans his house frequently and throws away the trash often, he can't stop the ants from being in his house.

With this, at least there won't be any ants in the house, which is a good thing. And since it's so effective, he can give some to Liu Ruyan's villa and keep some for his own hometown, so it's quite useful.

With that in mind, he directly purchased the Little Red Ant attractant. After the payment was successful, a plastic bag the size of a ramen noodle arrived in his hand. He touched it and found that it contained granular attractant.

Without dawdling, he opened the package, poured a little bit onto the kitchen floor, and then changed his clothes and went downstairs for his morning exercise.

NPC Professor Mu, a VIP member of the retirement club, still appeared on the playground. Although the two had the title of master and disciple, they were not in reality master and disciple. Instead, they were more like a pair of morning exercise partners who were of different ages.

Professor Mu would tell him about everything that had happened at the school recently, and what policies had been implemented. Of course, he would also complain a lot about how the students were as stupid as pigs, unable to learn such simple calculus.

Lin Mo could only laugh awkwardly and remain silent. There was nothing he could do; by that logic, he was also a member of the pigsty.

Calculus, advanced mathematics—what's the difference between that and some kind of cryptic text?
Unless a shopping website provides him with a book on advanced mathematics, he will absolutely not study it. Being an illiterate, happy fool isn't so bad.

After finishing his morning exercise and having breakfast, Lin Mo really wanted to rest at home for a while when he received a call from Miss Yuan.

[Mo Zai, how's the dog meat? Hurry up, I'm starving!]

"Sister Yuan, it can't be that bad, it's only this early."

"Mind your own business, just hurry up and bring it over, I'm waiting to eat."

"Why don't you sleep a little longer, and I'll deliver it to you at noon?"

[How arrogant! Are you trying to starve me to death?!]

Lin Mo:
What else is there to say? Let's get going!

After hanging up the phone, he put the dog meat that he had prepared the night before back into the clay pot to stew.

Just as the aroma began to waft out, there was a knock on the living room door.

Upon opening the door, I saw it was Ms. Zhao Yun, the policewoman from upstairs.

"Sister Yun? You didn't come to work today?" Lin Mo asked.

Hearing this, Zhao Yun shook her head: "I'll go, but I stayed up late last night, so I can go a little later today. By the way, I heard from Yuanyuan that you're going to the city later? Perfect, take me with you, I have some things to take care of there!"

Hearing this, Lin Mo was taken aback: "You're going to personally handle Sister Yuan's matter?"

Zhao Yun: "No, that's not it. There was a suspected murder case recently, and I was just going to investigate it while I was there!"

Lin Mo:
(End of this chapter)