Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Putting aside the school's physical conditions, and saying that their university isn't that great, their response was quite quick, they even knew how to solve problems, and they didn't show favoritism towards female students.

While their school is supposed to be efficient, the announcements they issued were mostly meaningless, and even felt like an admission of guilt.

Of course, it's also possible that the school resorted to this tactic because they discovered that the person ordering takeout was also a girl, and there was no romantic relationship involved, leaving only the simplest magical exchange.

However, the leader who made this decision was out of his mind. This announcement only made matters worse for the school, which had already lost face. It would be strange if Principal Tang wasn't angry.

Originally, this was just a student's problem. Although it had school-related aspects, it was ultimately her personal behavior. However, this announcement made it seem like the school was encouraging students to steal takeout food, since the announcement represented the school's attitude.

With so many students in the school, it's understandable that there are all sorts of people, since the differences between people are greater than the differences between people and pigs. But the school's attitude is the key point.

Principal Tang has already started thinking about how to handle public relations. After all, they are not some university that everyone hates, and they can't do something like distorting the truth.

A mistake is a mistake, and we can't ignore it. The announcement has already been issued, and it's obvious that some students have already taken screenshots and posted them online. This is unacceptable.

However, Principal Tang wasn't particularly panicked. He still had a trump card: Li Shiya, a major internet celebrity from his school. At worst, he could have this internet celebrity explain things on behalf of the school, which would at least salvage some of its image. But the most important thing now was to come up with a proper solution.

Little did they know, Principal Tang's trump card was one of the participants in this incident, who were currently having a leisurely gathering at Miss Yuan's secret base.

"You didn't see it, but in the blink of an eye, I put the tampered takeout back at the sales point and almost got caught by the dorm supervisor. Luckily, I'm agile enough, and my footwork is incredibly graceful. I'm truly a chivalrous knight who escapes from the clutches of death in the mortal world. From now on, please call me Takeout Knight!" Chuanmei recounted her lunchtime experience while eating, as if she had done a great act of chivalry.

The class monitor and He Xiaoyue probably already knew about this version, so their reaction wasn't very strong. However, Miss Yuan and Liu Ruyan listened with great interest and were quite intrigued.

Hearing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but sigh helplessly and said, "What's the use of you hiding from the dorm supervisor? There are surveillance cameras now!"

"No, absolutely no, there just happened to be no surveillance cameras there. Besides, when Director Wang and I went there, we made sure to wear masks and hats so no one would recognize us," Chuan Mei said smugly.

Even though Li Shiya is a public figure, she still knows how to save face when she does bad things.

Director Wang nodded repeatedly, "Don't worry, Lao Mo, Chuanmei and I are very reliable when we do things. We definitely didn't disclose anything. We're both very smart!"

"Heh~ The Library Twins, huh? You don't think you're Cui Ping, do you? You're full of flaws, but that doesn't mean you're flawless."

"You must have a phone number when you order takeout, right? You can easily find out who it is by checking, can't you?" Lin Mo said speechlessly.

This is the information age; there's nothing we can't check!
Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue timidly raised her hand and said, "Well, we bought the takeout offline, and we even wore gloves, so there were no fingerprints on it."

We're being very careful unless they can detect DNA in Wangcai's feces!

Lin Mo:
What is this? Are these people really that bored?

I initially thought that Director Wang, the Sichuan girl, and Miss Yuan were acting recklessly, but then the strategist appeared? She even has counter-surveillance awareness—does that make sense?
"Haha, we should call Yunyun to investigate this. It feels like it's almost a criminal case. She's more skilled at it," Liu Ruyan laughed non-stop.

This meal was so satisfying, so incredibly satisfying! Hot pot, snacks to go with drinks, beer, and lots of fun – it was definitely the right choice.

"My cousin? Forget it, it's not a big deal. Why go to all this trouble? But this woman deserves it. I saw on the forum that she not only steals takeout food, but also packages, and even forced the package delivery points near the school to use those lockers with combination locks!" Miss Yuan said disdainfully.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo, Wang Chu, and Chuan Mei exchanged glances and their eyes widened in surprise.

"Hey? What's wrong with you guys?" Liu Ruyan asked upon seeing this.

Lin Mo took a sip of iced tea and said, "Speaking of which, I just remembered something. In the past, the express delivery points here just left packages anywhere. They only started using lockers last year."

I heard that another girl went to kick a cabinet and got slapped; now it seems it might have been the same person who did it.

"That's right, that's right. I heard it was the delivery guy who hit her. She couldn't steal the package, so she kicked the delivery guy and got slapped!" Chuanmei added from the side.

Wang nodded to the side, as if he had also heard the news. The class monitor and He Xiaoyue were probably in the same boat.

Everyone had heard about this, but no one had looked into it in detail. This was mainly because they were preparing for their internships last year and didn't have much time, especially in the second half of the year. They barely stayed at school for more than a few days before leaving. They had only heard about it but had never actually witnessed it.

"So, we're acting on behalf of Heaven?" Miss Yuan asked in surprise.

The squad leader nodded: "Don't worry, the police won't find us!"

"No, it's such a small matter, the police wouldn't even bother with it, and besides, she was taken away for kicking a policeman, what other problems could there be?" Liu Ruyan laughed, clutching her stomach.

Everyone thought about it and agreed. This woman had gotten herself into trouble, but it has to be said that she could become the number one Lee Sin player in the Chinese server. She kicked a deliveryman and got slapped, and kicked a policeman and got arrested. She's definitely a master of kicking!
"That's right, come on, let's have a toast to our victory today!" Miss Yuan laughed loudly, holding up an iced cola.

It's funny, out of the people at the table, only Liu Ruyan and Director Wang could drink a little; the rest of them really didn't like it.

"Hey, our video got pretty good views today, it's kind of a hit," He Xiaoyue said, holding up her phone.

Upon hearing this, everyone took out their phones to check and discovered that Li Shiya's recent work was the material she had taken at the comic convention yesterday.

The video wasn't heavily edited; it was just filmed in a casual, everyday style, but it still got a decent number of views.

Given Li Shiya's current fanbase, any video she films will easily garner high viewership.

[Li Shiya's cosplay of Li Shiya is so charming, I'm a true fan!]

Damn, you should have said so earlier! I would have gone already!

Are people in Jiangning eating this well now?

Bro, I don't mind that you're a guy, but don't mind that I'm a guy too!

[Speaking of which, Li Shiya hasn't reverted to her main account in a long time. It brings back so many memories!]

Wow~ there are so many beautiful girls at the anime convention!

[Photo] Shiya, what do you think I'd be good at cosplaying?!

[Photo] Me? I'm 36D.

Soon, a group of girls posted their selfies under Li Shiya's post, asking what characters they could cosplay. And every single girl was beautiful with amazing figures. Of course, whether the photos were photoshopped or not is unknown, since they aren't professionals.

The Sichuan girl drooled as she looked at the comments section.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Can't you be a little more dignified?" Lin Mo spat out upon seeing this.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl wiped herself haphazardly and said with dissatisfaction, "A well-fed man doesn't know the hunger of a starving man. You've got your fire burning so brightly, but then you take a piss and extinguish it all. Are you even human?"

"Looking for a partner? With your qualifications, it should be easy for you. Why are you in such a hurry?" Liu Ruyan asked, puzzled.

Although she doesn't work in social media, she knows how much profit an account with over seven million followers can generate in a year.

Although feelings are unrelated to other things, economic foundation is the foundation of feelings. With the income of a Sichuan girl, it is not difficult for her to find a girlfriend. Even if he is a little short, with the support of other conditions, these are not problems.

Hearing this, Lin Mo sneered from the side: "He wants to find a model with a figure over 1.8 meters tall, preferably with a curvy figure, a slim waist and long legs. Most importantly, she can't be after his money; she has to be someone he can have feelings for!"

"A pure love warrior?" Liu Ruyan asked in surprise.

Everyone nodded, and Miss Yuan said, "Pretty much. Anyway, he wants to find a pretty girl, but doesn't want her to be after his income. He seems like the type to be a bachelor!"

"It's okay, he's from Chengdu anyway. He can always go back to his hometown. If women don't work out, there are still men. They have a much wider range of choices than we do. Don't worry, Chuanzi, as long as you find a man, they definitely won't be after your money," Lin Mo said with a smile.

Sichuan girl:.
"That's really difficult. If you have to meet this condition, you can only try online dating."

Don't reveal your identity yet. Chat flirtatiously online, and if you feel a connection, meet in person. Make your circumstances, job, and income seem ordinary. This way, you might meet someone who isn't after your money.

"As for someone who is 1.8 meters tall, with a curvy figure, a slim waist, and long legs, well, that just depends on luck," Liu Ruyan said after thinking for a moment, offering a relatively safe solution.

Hearing this, the Sichuan girl's eyes lit up: "That's right, why didn't I think of online chatting? But where would I find girls?"

“Just send private messages to each of you in the comments section. As long as the photos are nice, just send a message and ask directly,” He Xiaoyue said.

Just then, Director Wang, who had been silent all along, slowly raised his hand: "Um... I do know a few beautiful women I can recommend to you!"

Upon hearing this, everyone looked over with disbelief.

Who is Director Wang? He was the good-for-nothing who was pursued by Zhao Tingting for three years and almost became a simp, yet he knows several pretty young ladies? Unless he's a relative.

Immediately, Director Wang opened his work WeChat, and soon, Chuanmei's phone rang four times.

Upon opening it, I discovered it contained the WeChat contact cards of four young women.

Stealing offerings from an ex

[Riding an elderly woman across the street]

[Kick the lame man's good leg hard]

[Flowers Bloom, Wealth and Prosperity Arrive]

"The first one has a slim waist and long legs and loves to wear sexy stockings; the second one is gentle and considerate, can cook, and can take care of people; the third one is a mature woman with a good personality and loves playing games; the fourth one is a 60-year-old widow with a high-end villa and luxury car. You can choose for yourself!" Director Wang said.

As soon as he finished speaking, the table fell silent, especially the class monitor, whose eyes suddenly turned dangerous.

"What are all these things?" the Sichuan girl asked.

Director Wang: "What, you don't like any of these?"

Lin Mo punched him and said, "What Chuanmei means is, where did you get to know so many girls? And don't blame me for not warning you, you'd better know all of this, otherwise..."

As he spoke, he gave Director Wang a wink, signaling him to look at the squad leader.

Upon seeing this, Director Wang slapped his forehead: "Isn't this a misunderstanding? This is a girl from Li Shiya's fan group!"

They created a fan group specifically for all female members. Back when you and Xiaoyue hadn't started working yet, I was the one managing the fan group for them. To make things easier, I registered a female account and infiltrated their internal group.

Over this long period of time, although we haven't chatted much, I still know a few people well because of my position as an administrator.

Originally, I wanted to increase your fan base, but now it seems I've managed to help you with a major life event. If you encounter any difficulties, you can tell me, and I'll use this female account to put in a good word for you. If anyone is talking about you behind your back, I'll know immediately, and you can correct your behavior!

Everyone:.
"Wait a minute, the first few are one thing, but how come there's a 60-year-old lady? Is she a die-hard fan too?" Liu Ruyan exclaimed in shock.

Director Wang: "No, the old lady said that Chuanzi looked like her deceased husband when he dressed as a man!"

Lin Mo: "6"

Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue's eyes lit up: "Hey? I've got a great idea!"

"Ahem, wait a minute, let's not have the idea king go on stage now!" Lin Mo quickly refused.

He had a feeling that things were spiraling out of control.

Seeing this, He Xiaoyue waved her hand: "No way, I finally came up with a little trick to get out of being single. You know, if I register a male account now, then infiltrate a group full of guys, mingle with them, see who is handsome, has a good personality, and good conditions, and then when the time is right, I charge them a 200 yuan referral fee and introduce myself to them, wouldn't that be killing two birds with one stone!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo's eyes widened in surprise: "A dual self-respect? What merit do we, a small workshop, possess to have two such brilliant minds like you at the same time!"

Is this even a human idea? Are all the friends I have legitimate? How come they all seem so honest and reliable most of the time, but when it really matters, they all have no scruples?

People will really come up with all sorts of methods to find a partner!
While everyone was still in shock, a very sad and familiar melody suddenly came from the phone of the girl from Sichuan. Then, the girl from Sichuan began to sing:
"I always took from you but never said thank you... Only after growing up did I realize how hard you worked."

Everyone:.
What a profound and unwavering fatherly love!

(End of this chapter)