Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.
Chapter 753 Miss Yuan: This is clearly an auspicious omen!
So she bowed down to his imposing presence, she has no integrity left, has she?
Fortunately, he wasn't stupid. He didn't listen to Miss Yuan yesterday and went too far with those Japanese chickens, otherwise he might have really been tricked.
"Sister Yun, what's the situation now? The other party called the police and found us?" Lin Mo asked.
Although Zhao Yun was his rival in love, she was also considered one of his own, so there was nothing he couldn't say.
It's funny, really. He's probably one of a kind when it comes to getting along so well with his love rival.
"How could that be? There were so many people. I saw a video online of you guys sneaking out of there, so I came to ask you. It seems you actually did it?" Zhao Yun asked.
After all, the store's surveillance cameras were broken, and there were so many people on site, it was a mess. Apart from the key players, it was impossible to find the rest.
Of course, it's also possible that they are unwilling to go looking for it.
She came here today because she saw these people acting suspiciously as they came out of the McDonald's in the video, and she just wanted to ask them what was going on.
"Oh, I see. Then it's alright. I thought they would dare to turn around and call the police," Miss Yuan said, patting something she didn't actually have.
Upon hearing this, Zhao Yun rolled her eyes at him: "Of course there is. I heard that those young men demanded that the person who beat them be severely punished, and that the girl seduced them first."
Of course, the police there didn't believe any of this, but one of the female colleagues inside was screaming and yelling, saying that several women had come and beaten her, that her face was swollen from being slapped, and that she was covered in an unidentified white liquid—it was disgusting! They were determined to catch the assailants!
As she spoke, Zhao Yun kept her eyes fixed on everyone.
Miss Yuan, the class monitor, and He Xiaoyue did not disappoint her; their expressions said it all.
You see, she's a criminal investigator, so she has excellent observation skills. Just by looking at the guilty expressions on their faces, she immediately knew what was going on.
"It really is you guys?" Zhao Yun took a deep breath and said speechlessly.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan quickly explained what had happened yesterday.
"Cousin, it's really not my fault. She splashed me first. I acted in self-defense. Besides, what's wrong with having some unidentified white liquid on me? No DNA can be detected in milk tea. Don't worry, Chuanmei is a eunuch, she doesn't have that function!" Miss Yuan said confidently.
Upon hearing this, Chuanmei was completely stunned. Lin Mo and the others seemed to hear the sound of shattering glass, the sound of Chuanmei's heart breaking.
At this moment, Chuanmei felt as if he had been shot in the knee, unable to lift his head or straighten his back. He wanted to refute it, but it seemed that no matter how he explained it, it would only make things worse.
"You guys really can't stay idle for even a day! Don't worry, now that you've left, it's all over, because there's a lot of online discussion about this."
"We also need to consider the feelings of the Chinese people. Even the college students who participated in the fight might get commended. But you'd better shut up. I can find you out, and netizens probably can too. Be more discreet, you hear me?" Zhao Yun said helplessly.
She discovered that her cousin was already a troublemaker, but after hanging out with these people, she seemed to have become even more lawless.
If she knew that her cousin had taken a busload of people off the bus and ganged up on the car driver while she was out of town recently, she would probably be furious!
Miss Yuan's record can be described as quite brilliant.
"Don't worry, don't worry, we'll definitely keep a low profile. By the way, Sister Yun, have you contacted that guy from your Veteran's Barbecue recently? How's he doing?" Lin Mo tried to change the subject.
Upon hearing this, Zhao Yun's lips curled up slightly: "Not bad, several more groups of people have come to patronize the business, so business is not bad."
Because of you, many people ask him when they meet if he has been beaten up.
However, he himself thought it was great, and even said, "Thank you! You won't have to pay for meals next time!"
"No need for that," Lin Mo waved his hand, then continued, "But you soldiers really have a tough time; you all have some hidden injuries!"
“That’s inevitable. Of course, it’s better for those who serve two years of compulsory service, but almost all those with longer service are like that,” Zhao Yun said with a smile.
Although serving in the army is tough, she always feels good whenever the topic of her time in the military comes up.
"What's it like to be a soldier? If I joined the army, would I be as good at fighting as Lao Mo? I even considered joining the army during my freshman and sophomore years of college," Wang Chu sighed from the side.
Of the four people in the dormitory, Wang Chu did have the idea of joining the army during his freshman and sophomore years, but as soon as he was released from prison, Lin Mo and the other two told him that he wouldn't be allowed to use his phone or play games while in the army, so Wang Chu gave up on the idea.
In his sophomore year, he wanted to join the army, and Lin Mo asked him to run a kilometer. After that, Director Wang never mentioned joining the army again.
It was obvious that he was aware of the extent to which his physical strength had deteriorated.
Upon hearing this, Zhao Yun laughed and said, "Actually, most soldiers have a tough first year, and then they just rely on their past physical strength."
However, new recruits would always be given a lesson upon joining their units, which was the so-called "steamed buns in the swill bucket." In my batch of new recruits, even though no one was throwing steamed buns into the swill bucket, a few would always float up in it, and then the company commander would use this as an excuse to start a performance.
The performance lines included, but were not limited to, "Who threw this steamed bun? Nobody admits it, so I'll take a bite first. Then, Platoon Leader Ban and everyone else will take a bite. You dare to throw away a big white steamed bun? You're too full, aren't you?" Then came various forms of ideological education and extra physical training.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan immediately raised her hand: "So, someone deliberately threw this steamed bun in there?"
"Otherwise what? If someone throws one, that's great, but if no one does, the company commander will throw one himself. Why does he have to take the first bite? Because the first bite is dry, but the ones after that are all soupy."
Similar issues include unflushed toilets and cigarette butts that appear out of nowhere.
"I didn't know at first, until I later became a platoon leader," Zhao Yun said with a smile.
Everyone:.
"The military is indeed full of tricks. Can I become as good a fighter as Lao Mo?" Director Wang asked.
Zhao Yun nodded upon hearing this: "Of course, as long as you can withstand the extra training, it's possible. There's no shortage of capable fighters in the army!"
After chatting for a while, Zhao Yun left. Before leaving, she specifically told them not to cause trouble and to keep a low profile, since she could find these people online, so could netizens.
To this, everyone readily nodded in agreement.
In the evening, everyone planned to have a simple meal at the studio. The food street outside was fully open, and they could find something to eat if they took Wangcai for a stroll.
At the dinner table, just as everyone was about to start eating, Chuanmei's eyes lit up, and she suddenly said, "Sister Yuan, Lao Mo, I've got something good!"
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
Miss Yuan: "You have other good stuff? Take it out and let me see!"
"Ta-da! Magnifying spray!" The Sichuan girl took out a white spray-like substance and placed it on the table.
Lin Mo: →_→
Miss Yuan: ←_←
"What do you mean?"
"Sister Yuan, don't underestimate it. It can magnify the sprayed item to its original size!" Chuanmei said with a confident expression.
Upon hearing Chuanmei's words, the class monitor, He Xiaoyue, and Director Wang all lowered their heads.
"Sister Yuan, he's playing you!" Lin Mo chimed in from the side.
He's not stupid. How could this be possible, unless the girl from Sichuan also has a shopping page and has come across this magical item?
Seeing that the two did not believe her, the Sichuan girl took out a small twisted dough stick, placed it on a special tray, sprayed it lightly twice with a sprayer, and then put a lid on it.
"Three, two, one, the time to witness a miracle has come!" With that, the Sichuan girl suddenly opened the lid, and the original mini twisted dough sticks turned into 20-centimeter-long creamy honey twisted dough sticks.
Miss Yuan's eyes widened immediately: "Holy crap, that's amazing!"
Lin Mo: "Is this magic?"
Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl transformed into a crooked-mouthed dragon king: "Don't believe me? Look again!"
As he spoke, he took out a Want Want Little Bun and placed it on the tray. Then he sprayed it twice with the sprayer, put the lid on, counted down from three, opened the lid, and the Want Want Little Bun disappeared, replaced by a large, snow-white bun that was still steaming hot.
Lin Mo sneered at this: "Magic? What idiot would believe that? Don't you think so, Sister Yuan?"
As he spoke, he turned to look at Miss Yuan, but the next second, his eyes widened in surprise. Miss Yuan, her eyes filled with delight, was frantically pulling off her top: "Haha, curvy and shapely, here I come~~"
Seeing this, everyone rushed forward to stop them.
"No, Sister Yuan, I was just bragging!"
"Sister Yuan, calm down, calm down!"
"This is magic!"
Miss Yuan: "This is clearly an auspicious omen!"
Everyone:.
(End of this chapter)
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