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Chapter 724 You Get Out Too!
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"Brother Ji, Brother Ji, hang in there! I'm begging you, I'll kowtow to you once, no, nine times! Brother Ji, you're as tough as Lu Bu among machines, you can fly around in the sky and still fall down, right?"
Even from a distance, I can tell you're incredibly dashing and heroic. As they say, if the sky falls, someone tall will hold it up, and you're the tallest one there.

A commercial airliner, a fighter jet among airliners, yay!

Inside the airplane lavatory, Lin Mo performed the three kneelings and nine prostrations with utmost piety. He had no choice; he would die here if he wasn't devout.

He swore he had never been so devout when visiting the graves of his family elders, kowtowing repeatedly while praising them.

There was nothing he could do; the plane was still experiencing turbulence, and even through the toilet door, he could hear the screams outside and the crew members trying to calm the passengers.

The plane bounced for about two minutes before gradually calming down. Lin Mo remained kneeling in the bathroom, too afraid to get up. Maybe the plane driver liked him kneeling.

After all, it involved his own life and fortune, so he didn't care whether he knelt or not. Besides, he was kneeling to an airplane, not a person, and no one around saw it, so what was there to be afraid of!
"Bang bang bang! Sir, sir, are you alright? How are you?"

Just then, the flight attendant knocked on the bathroom door.

They were nervous during the bumpy ride and went to comfort the passengers. Now that things have calmed down, they remembered there was still one person in the restroom, so they quickly came over to knock on the door to see if he was alright.

"No, it's nothing," Lin Mo said, opening the bathroom door. His face was pale, and there were even some red marks on his forehead.

The flight attendant saw this and quickly went to help him up, thinking he had bumped into something inside.

Little did they know, the mark on Lin Mo's forehead was from kowtowing. If they were to take off his pants now, they might even see that his knees were red as well.

Of course, his face was deathly pale, which was entirely due to fear, and there was no doubt about that; he was simply terrified.

Nonsense, this is at an altitude of 10,000 meters, without even a parachute. Either the plane will make a successful emergency landing, or it will crash and everyone on board will die. And based on the accumulated prize pool of everyone on the passenger plane today, it is obvious that the latter is much more likely.

When Lin Mo came out, he saw Liu Ruyan looking at him anxiously. She breathed a sigh of relief when she saw him come out.

Not only Liu Ruyan, but all the other passengers around her looked like they were still in shock.

Helped to his seat by the flight attendant, Lin Mo's legs felt weak and his face was pale. The flight attendant fastened his seatbelt and asked, "Sir, are you feeling unwell? Did you bump into something in the restroom?"

Lin Mo waved his hand and said, "It's nothing, just a chilled drink, please!"

"Good sir!"

After confirming that Lin Mo was alright, the flight attendant left.

"Little brother, are you alright? How did it go? Did you hit your head?" As the flight attendant walked by, Liu Ruyan leaned over and rubbed his forehead with her hand as she asked.

When the plane jolted, her heart skipped a beat. She immediately wanted to go find Lin Mo, but the flight attendant stopped her and told them to fasten their seatbelts and not move.

"I bumped into a mirror, it's a minor issue," Lin Mo said.

He couldn't very well say that he kowtowed to Brother Ji in the toilet, that would be too embarrassing! Lin also has his pride.

"That's alright, I was so scared just now, I thought this was the end for me!" Liu Ruyan said, still shaken.

Soon, the flight attendant returned, brought him a chilled drink, and then went on to comfort the passengers.

Soon after, the plane stabilized completely, and then an announcement came over the loudspeaker. The gist of it was that they had just encountered strong turbulence, but everything was fine now, and passengers were asked not to panic, as they had plenty of experience, and so on.

But Lin Mo didn't believe it. Who knew if they encountered strong turbulence? All he knew was that he had kowtowed nine times, which was how the plane was saved from danger.

That damn captain, if it's your last shift, then it's your last shift! What the hell are you talking about? If we weren't on a plane, he would have spat on the other person!
He was supposed to sleep after boarding the plane, since you can't use your phone on a plane, but at this moment, he was incredibly energetic.

Fortunately, the flight remained smooth afterward without any further incidents. Lin Mo, still feeling uneasy, went to the restroom twice more to pray. Finally, in the afternoon, the plane landed at Jiangning Airport.

Everything was very smooth and normal; there was no unexpected incident.

The moment Lin Mo stepped off the plane and his feet touched the ground, his previously cautious expression instantly turned fierce, more menacing than a ghost. He spat out, "Damn it, we definitely didn't encounter any strong turbulence just now!"

Liu Ruyan: ? ? ?

"What do you mean? Did you find something?"

"No, but it's definitely not a small matter," Lin Mo affirmed.

Nonsense, he went to the toilet three times and prayed three times before landing safely without anything happening, which in itself indicates that he had succeeded in his mission.

You see, all the cars around him—whether it's the Mercedes Liu Ruyan gave him, the Xiaomi car belonging to Miss Yuan, or the two cars at home—after he prayed to them once, he felt a strange sense of security every time he sat in one of them.

He prayed to the plane three times, but felt nothing at all. It must have burned out!
Moreover, before disembarking, he glanced into the cockpit and clearly saw a look of lingering fear on the captain's face.

If nothing unexpected happens, a high-stakes maneuver must have occurred somewhere they are unaware of.

Of course, it's also possible that the plane itself held up. Not only that, he also saw firefighters and ambulances at the airport, but they didn't go near them because the plane landed safely.

After all, if the plane encounters a problem, they will definitely contact the ground, and the ground will naturally be prepared for the worst-case scenario.

On the contrary, Wang Chu and the others, because they hadn't heard about the stacking buffs, were only worried for a while at first, but now they were no longer nervous.

As for Miss Yuan, she fell asleep as soon as she boarded the plane, and didn't even wake up when the plane was bumpy. She was extremely comfortable.

Pulling Liu Ruyan along, Lin Mo quickened his pace, stopped beside a woman, and then deliberately spoke loudly to Liu Ruyan: "Actually, accident insurance is really useless. See, it's a good thing you listened to me and didn't buy it. Buying it would have been a waste of money! When buying insurance, either buy a lifetime policy or don't buy it at all. It all depends on your birth chart! If you buy it sometimes and don't buy it sometimes, you'll kick the bucket sooner or later!"

woman:? ? ?
After saying that, he pulled the bewildered Liu Ruyan along and continued walking ahead. Behind the two men, he said to Liu Ruyan, "Sister Ruyan, do you know how hard long-distance relationships are? I have a friend who was in a long-distance relationship with his wife for five years, and in the end, none of the three children are his, and each child has a different father!" Hearing this, Liu Ruyan realized that her little man was angry and had been making trouble for no reason. She then laughed and said, "That's too tragic!"

"There was nothing I could do. The woman's family didn't agree at first, but my friend insisted, and in the end, they asked for 588,000 yuan in betrothal gifts," Lin Mo said with a smile.

After saying that, the two quickened their pace again, leaving the two men looking bewildered. They then exchanged a glance, and although they didn't know why, they both felt that the scene was somewhat familiar.

"Hehehe, little brother, you're so naughty~~" Liu Ruyan laughed non-stop outside the airport.

This was the first time she had realized that her little man had such a strong desire for revenge. Although he didn't say it outright, it was obvious that he was trying to make her feel bad, or at the very least, to disgust her.

If only the captain hadn't come down, Lin Mo would definitely have spat at him before leaving.

Just kidding, I'm about to lose my life, what do I need to be polite about?

"Bad? Humph, I, Lin, swear on this day and night that if I ever fly again in my life, I'm a complete idiot!" Lin Mo said angrily.

He decided that he would try not to travel far from home in the future, and even if he did travel far, he would only take the high-speed rail.

Airplanes are really unsafe. You know, he's someone who's had a stroke of luck before. His car was hit and sent flying dozens of meters, rolled countless times, and finally crashed through the guardrail and went off the national highway. He'd never been this panicked even when he was in the car.

After all, his car gave him feedback and a strong sense of security, but this plane gave him absolutely no feedback. If he hadn't hit those guys today, they wouldn't even be able to land safely, let alone find any debris.

"Hehe, it's not that serious, we landed safely!" Liu Ruyan comforted her with a smile.

Lin Mo: "You only saw that we landed safely, but you didn't see the price I paid. Anyway, I don't think the plane is safe!"

Just then, the woman who had forgotten to buy accident insurance came out and couldn't help but sneer, "Don't talk nonsense if you don't know. Airplanes are the safest mode of transportation!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo glanced at the other person sideways, then his anger flared up instantly. He sneered and said, "Get lost!"

The woman was clearly taken aback by Lin Mo's outburst of insults.

Just then, the man who had said he and his girlfriend had been in a long-distance relationship for several years and would get married when he went back home couldn't help but advise, "Brother, she didn't mean anything by it, why are you cursing at her? By the way, are you angry?"

As we all know, lighters are not allowed on airplanes, and many people look for a lighter as soon as they get off the plane.

Lin Mo glanced at the man again: "You get out too!"

man:.
At this moment, Lin Mo was extremely angry, and his main attack was indiscriminate. He already disliked these people, and they dared to lecture him. Who else should he curse if not them?

"You have no manners, beautiful lady, hurry up and leave, this man has mental problems," the man said to the woman who hadn't bought insurance.

Seeing Lin Mo's unfriendly expression, as if he was about to slap her at any moment, the woman left cursing.

When a normal person sees someone who appears to be mentally ill, they will instinctively choose to stay away. Clearly, Lin Mo is now being treated as that mentally ill person, and a mentally ill person with no manners at that.

But then again, if they had experienced what Lin Mo went through, their reaction might have been even stronger.

Liu Ruyan watched from the sidelines, laughing non-stop. She knew the cause and effect, and naturally knew why Lin Mo suddenly became rude. However, she found it quite amusing to watch. After all, it was the first time she had ever known that her little man had such a side.

"Whoa~~ What's wrong, Lao Mo? Why are you so angry!"

Just then, Wang Chu and her group from Sichuan came out of the station exit and happened to see this scene.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo took a deep breath: "Transfer me 100 yuan, Director Wang transfer me 200, Sister Yuan... Sister Yuan, never mind! Hurry up, I need it!"

Director Wang: ? ? ?
Sichuan girl:? ? ?
"No, why? Why should I transfer it to you?"

Lin Mo: "I'll buy you some things! Hurry up, you definitely need this!"

Seeing him say that, Wang Chu and Chuan Mei, though they didn't understand, still transferred the money.

"Tell me, what kind of money is this?" the Sichuan girl asked.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo sneered: "What money? Hah~~ The money to buy your lives!"

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl's eyes widened: "Damn, you're so arrogant now? You went to Harbin and you're all set on something? Do you think you're some kind of local big shot?"

Lin Mo: "I'm the local scallion, ginger, and garlic!"

With all that swords, guns, and cannons, anyone who didn't know better would think he was the ringleader.

"That's not right. If it's money to buy a life, why should I pay two hundred?" Director Wang protested.

Lin Mo: "You pay one hundred for the class monitor!"

Sichuan girl: "What about Sister Yuan? Why doesn't she have to pay for her life? I don't accept this!"

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan burst into laughter: "Haha, that's easy, because my fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens!"

Lin Mo shrugged and said, "Did you hear that? Her fate is in her own hands, not in the heavens. If you're not happy about it, then keep it to yourself!"

Upon seeing this, the Sichuan girl pointed at Miss Yuan and exclaimed in disbelief, "The Demon Pill!"

Everyone:.
(End of this chapter)