Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.
Chapter 721 Stretching Legs and Staring at Pills
Chapter 721 Stretching Legs and Staring at Pills
Liu Ruyan wasn't in a hurry, but she could clearly feel the changes in her body. Her period was approaching, and if she didn't replenish her yang energy soon, those few days this month would be unbearable.
That's why she flew here after finishing work, hoping to not only replenish her yang energy but also relax and clear her mind.
You know, the two of them haven't gone out to play since they got together. Although there are other people with them this time, it's not a honeymoon trip, so it's good to have more people, at least it'll be more lively.
The next morning, Lin Mo's biological clock, which had just recovered, was delayed again. No one woke them up that day, and everyone slept in late, which was a rare occurrence.
At 10 a.m., Miss Yuan came and banged on the door to complete her daily check-in task. As soon as Lin Mo opened the door, Miss Yuan saw Liu Ruyan's shoes by the door.
Upon seeing this, she glared at him, then slammed the door shut with her foot, leaving Wang and the other two outside. She then covered Lin Mo's mouth and pushed him inside.
"Little black dog, you've got some nerve! You actually called for a chicken!" Miss Yuan exclaimed, her eyes wide.
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
He then broke free from Miss Yuan's hand covering his mouth, spat, and said, "What the hell am I yelling for? There are no chickens in my room!"
"You're still pretending with me. That woman hasn't left yet, has she? Is she hiding in the bathroom? I heard all the noise. No, in such a high-class hotel like ours, you offer this kind of service? Did a waiter slip a card under your door?"
"How much is it for one night? Don't be nervous, don't worry, Sister Yuan won't tell Liu Ruyan about this. I'm very tight-lipped~~" Miss Yuan didn't believe her and then asked curiously.
Just kidding, there were sounds of people washing up in the bathroom, and there were women's clothes on the hanger. If it weren't for those little cards the hotel slipped in, how could they possibly offer this kind of service!
Lin Mo:
"No, she is."
"Who is she? Is she a young married woman? You're quite the player. Don't worry, I didn't let Director Wang and the others in. We'll go out and have some fun later. Let her sneak away on her own. Don't worry, I'm the most loyal sister." After saying that, Miss Yuan went to the bathroom door, knocked on it, and called out, "Hey, you young married woman in there, listen up. Come out. I wasn't sent by your husband's side. Come out and let me see what you're like, and then we'll call it even!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the bathroom door opened, and Liu Ruyan walked out, drying her hair with a towel. She chuckled and said, "Young lady, did you hear that? How is it? Don't you envy her figure?"
As she spoke, Liu Ruyan even puffed out her chest.
Upon seeing this, Miss Yuan took several steps back, sat upright on the bed, and pointed at Liu Ruyan: "You, you, you, you!"
"What do you mean, 'you'? I didn't realize you were so loyal, Yuanyuan. You even covered for your friend!" Liu Ruyan said, then looked at Lin Mo meaningfully and said, "Little brother, it seems I'll have to be careful not to lie to me from now on. You'd better behave yourself."
Lin Mo:
Mandarin ducks! Bah, you're innocent! He didn't do anything, yet he acts like he's an expert in this area. This yellow mud is no different from shit.
"Get lost! Don't accuse my lackey. Aren't you working like a dog in Jiangning? How did you suddenly appear in Mozi's room? Can you teleport?" Miss Yuan asked, her eyes wide.
Lin Mo rolled his eyes at her: "Ahem, Sister Yuan, it's obvious she flew here last night!"
Is teleporting absurd? It's not like ancient times anymore. Traveling a thousand miles a day was something only someone like Tu Xingsun could do. Now, let alone a thousand miles a day, even several thousand miles is no problem.
"Is that so? Pshaw, do I need you to remind me? I didn't know she came by plane! The thing is, she wasn't here when we came back last night, was she?" Miss Yuan first realized, then felt a sense of being looked down upon and broke down in her defenses.
Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him, and said while drying her hair, "Obviously I came after you guys got back!"
"Why didn't you say anything? You scared me half to death. I thought Mo-zai had gone astray!" Miss Yuan said discontentedly.
Liu Ruyan was so angry she laughed. "I wasn't even angry when you tried to cover up that for my man, and now you're upset? What's it to you? Why should I sleep here? Inorganic things have no nutritional value!"
"Inorganic matter? What does she mean?" Miss Yuan asked Lin Mo.
Lin Mo opened his mouth upon hearing this. How could he explain this? He couldn't very well say that Miss Yuan didn't have a device for transmitting yang energy, could he?
"She said you're naive! Inorganic matter, you have nothing, so you're naive," Lin Mo said, giving a thumbs up.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan nodded and said, "You're smart enough to know what's good for you! Alright, it's good that you're here. Chuanmei is exhausted today, complaining of leg pain. Let's go have some fun. If it's early, we can go back to Jiangning today; if it's late, we can go back tomorrow. Let's go!"
Soon, Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan came out of the room. Director Wang and the squad leader were stunned when they saw this scene. They didn't expect that dating would involve such a surprise attack.
After a quick meal, the group set off to have some fun. Before leaving, Lin Mo gave Liu Ruyan a pair of foot warmers, since it was too cold here.
Needless to say, Miss Yuan and Director Wang had already become close friends long ago, since the reason they were able to have so much fun yesterday was inextricably linked to this little thing.
Siberian tigers, alpacas, little penguins, reindeer, roe deer, and even polar bears—all these animals are present.
However, most of the time it was just Miss Yuan playing around, while Director Wang was taking pictures of the class monitor. After all, since the girl from Sichuan couldn't come out today, there was definitely no material to shoot.
As for Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan, they walked slowly behind the group.
Looking at Liu Ruyan's thick coat, Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh and said, "Didn't you say that those more expensive clothes are warmer, look good, and aren't bulky? Why haven't I seen you wearing them?"
After all, when I accompanied Liu Ruyan shopping for clothes, one of her thermal shirts cost several thousand yuan. It was indeed warm when I wore it, and it even gave me a feeling of warmth.
Hearing this, Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him: "I'm not stupid. Those clothes are warm, but it depends on the place. In Jiangning or the southern region, they are enough, but where is this? In temperatures of tens of degrees below zero, even clothes costing thousands of yuan are useless. Here, if you want to be both warm and fashionable, there is only one kind of clothing."
Lin Mo: "What clothes?"
Liu Ruyan: "Duh, a mink coat!"
Here, mink coats are even more prized than gold in the eyes of women. Wearing them in temperatures of minus 20 or 30 degrees Celsius is not only not cold, but can even keep you warm. If a woman with a good figure and appearance wears one, it has a unique beauty and looks particularly fashionable.
Of course, all clothes are selective in terms of who wears them. If an overly burly person wears them, from a distance, someone who doesn't know better might mistake them for a bear.
But regardless of the circumstances, this is universally acknowledged as being excellent at keeping warm.
"Really? Then why aren't you wearing one?" Lin Mo asked. Although his family had never bought a mink coat, he knew that a good mink coat was very expensive, but Liu Ruyan shouldn't be short of money.
"I didn't," Liu Ruyan said helplessly, spreading her hands.
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
"You can't live without a mink coat?"
"Why do I need to own a mink coat? Besides, I don't even like it. My mom does have a few mink coats, though. The fur is so smooth and shiny, but I just don't like wearing them," Liu Ruyan said.
Although Liu Ruyan looks good in anything, everyone has their own preferences, which is understandable.
While the group was having fun outside, the Sichuan girl in the hotel suddenly let out a scream: "Damn beast, beast!"
Unbeknownst to everyone, the topic of Li Shiya being used as a mount in Harbin went viral online.
The video was produced by Squad Leader Wang and others last night.
In the video, Miss Yuan and the Sichuan girl worked together seamlessly. Previously, Li Shiya's works were either exquisite women's clothing or positive energy videos about finding relatives. This is the first time she has started to venture into the abstract genre.
[Shiya went to Harbin? I'll go too!]
[Li Shiya is being used as a mount in Erbin? I definitely have to go and experience it!]
[Pass this down, Li Shiya can ride it as she pleases!]
[Pass this down, Li Shiya can ride it if she pays!]
[Herbin Culture and Tourism: Welcome to Erbin, but please be careful!]
What are you mumbling about? I'll let you ride first!
[Harbin Culture and Tourism Bureau: That's safe!]
The area has been attracting a lot of traffic lately, with many online celebrities and bloggers coming to visit. Li Shiya's popularity is naturally undeniable, and even the official channels have joined in the fun.
In no time, many people knew that Li Shiya was here, and even the ski resort they went to yesterday saw a significant increase in visitors.
As for Li Shiya's ruined reputation, nobody cares; as long as she's famous, that's all that matters.
After seeing the animals and having done their shopping, Miss Yuan had no regrets. So the group went to a local bathhouse for a bath.
It has to be said that this place is far more authoritative in terms of bathing culture. The bathing facilities here are much better than those in Jiangning. Not only are they large, but they are also luxurious. From the outside, you would think they are star-rated hotels.
Moreover, it is said that Harbin is not the most authoritative place for bathing. There is also Qinghe Peninsula in Liaoning Province, which covers an area of more than 100,000 square meters. Just thinking about it is terrifying.
Lin Mo and Wang Chu didn't seem to have changed much, but when Liu Ruyan, Miss Yuan, and the class monitor came out, they looked like they had been polished.
"Wow~~ Is the bathhouse here this amazing? It even has a polishing effect?" Lin Mo asked, his eyes wide with disbelief.
At this moment, the three girls had different expressions. Miss Yuan looked refreshed, the class monitor was also very satisfied, only Liu Ruyan's face was slightly red.
"Of course, that auntie rubbed it very carefully. Look, what's this!" As she spoke, Miss Yuan took out a mud ball.
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
"what is this?"
"I'm going to keep the mud on me as a keepsake!" Miss Yuan declared confidently.
Upon hearing this, everyone stepped back two paces, distancing themselves from Miss Yuan. It was the first time they had ever heard of someone collecting such things. However, Miss Yuan's mud ball was bigger than a quail egg. It was hard to believe she was so dirty. She stretched out her leg and glared at the mud ball display panel!
Then Lin Mo glanced at Liu Ruyan, whose face was flushed, and pulled her aside to ask in a low voice, "You probably didn't rub off much, did you?"
"Get lost, I'm clean right now," Liu Ruyan said, rolling her eyes at him.
You know, Lin Mo's place has a scrubbing tool. He probably scrubbed a lot off Liu Ruyan's body before, but now, even if he has one, he probably won't have that much!
"Then why are you blushing?" Lin Mo asked curiously.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan laughed and said, "What else could it be? She can't handle any force. The auntie only needs to use a little force and she cries out in pain!"
"Nonsense, how could it not hurt with such force?" Liu Ruyan tightened her collar and said.
Miss Yuan: "It doesn't hurt at all!"
"What's so painful about a washboard? You don't even have a point of contact with anything. If that auntie picked you up and scrubbed you like a ribbonfish, she'd find it uncomfortable!" Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at her.
Lin Mo:
So that's how it works? But looking at Liu Ruyan's arms crossed, he vaguely guessed what was going on.
It's simply because Liu Ruyan has such a great figure and such tender skin that her chest got sore from being rubbed, while Miss Yuan doesn't have this concern at all; it's the same on both sides.
"Pah! You're the washboard! Who's flatter?!" Miss Yuan bared her teeth and claws, ready to fight, but Liu Ruyan held her head down with one hand: "Who knows who's flatter? Anyway, those that don't hurt are all flatter, right, class monitor!"
Upon hearing this, the class monitor blushed. There was nothing she could do; she was in pain too. The bathhouse attendant had used too much force. After all, she was much more professional back in Jiangning, and she had scrubbed every part of her body without missing a spot. The attendant made her feel embarrassed.
"Um, it does hurt a little!"
Miss Yuan: ┭┮﹏┭┮
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
The villainous empress's close confidant
Chapter 456 17 hours ago -
When I transmigrated into the era of the book, I immediately gave up and went crazy.
Chapter 97 17 hours ago -
Madly pampered villain
Chapter 215 17 hours ago -
Rebellious Poisonous Wife: My Adorable Baby Accompanies Me to Rebirth
Chapter 643 17 hours ago -
Douluo Continent: Peerless Angel Qian Renxue
Chapter 906 17 hours ago -
NBA: LeBron wants to team up with me
Chapter 366 17 hours ago -
Super Holy Knight
Chapter 537 17 hours ago -
Reborn Tyrannosaurus Rex
Chapter 491 17 hours ago -
Rebirth and Struggle in the Harem
Chapter 397 17 hours ago -
Cultivation in the Perfect World
Chapter 452 17 hours ago