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Chapter 702 Mazu's Blessing
Chapter 702 Mazu's Blessing
No wonder the class monitor is a genius; she came up with such a method, which not only enhanced their relationship but also controlled the frequency of Wang's smoking. She can be called a modern-day female Zhuge Liang!
Fortunately, Lin Mo and the others were all busy with their own things at the time, and no one noticed this scene. Otherwise, Director Wang would have been a laughingstock and a symbol of shame.
The next morning, Lin Mo's biological clock kicked in again, and he woke up before seven o'clock.
However, he doesn't plan to exercise today, since he's in an unfamiliar place and will just stand in the hotel.
I picked up my phone and headed straight to the bathroom. I didn't care about anything else; I just wanted to use the toilet to detox.
Sitting on the toilet, I open my phone to see what new products have been added today.
[One fire truck; the same model that was stolen from a fire station, scrap metal value is 16,000 yuan; includes a complete set of fire-fighting equipment: 160 yuan]
[Military dog food package (one week); The military dogs' food must be delivered to them. Anyone who steals food will trigger a promotion incentive and have to apologize to the dog sergeant: ¥2.5]
A pair of sterling silver jujube cups: ¥0.01
[May Mazu bless you: Within two days, every divination cup you cast will be a holy grail; ¥88]
Lin Mo: →_→
It's so abstract, it made him click his tongue.
He discovered that although the probability of skills and buffs appearing in the past two days is high, the quality has dropped significantly.
Moreover, this time the first option wasn't firearms, but it still fell into the category of arms.
After all, fire trucks are the weapons in the hands of firefighters, and besides, they specifically marked the scrap metal as worth 16,000 yuan. Who are they looking down on?
After all, there aren't many scrap metal recycling stations across the country that dare to accept fire trucks. The reason for saying this is to say that we won't even mention the fire brigade whose vehicle was stolen. They've been ridiculed by netizens for years, and now they're being mocked again by shopping websites.
But then again, he is indeed a talented person.
However, Lin Mo felt he didn't have that ability, so he decided to keep a low profile. Besides, that thing was so big that it couldn't be hidden, and he hadn't even explained its origin yet, so there was no need to break the law.
He wouldn't consider a pure silver jujube cup, but a larger, pure gold one would be more suitable.
These two remaining items are quite interesting.
Military dog food packages are well-known. The food standards for military dogs are extremely high, but that's not a problem, since they're not short of money. However, the effect seems quite good. It's the perfect choice for playing a prank. As long as someone else eats it, that person will be promoted and have to apologize to the dog sergeant. Just thinking about it is hilarious.
However, he didn't know what standard this package was based on—whether it was a bunch of ingredients, ready-made dog food, or portable military dog rations.
If it's the latter, that's fine, since he can mail it back. But if it's the former two, even if you give him a bunch of ingredients or cooked food, he won't have anywhere to put them.
After much thought, I think the fourth option is the most reliable.
Firstly, he is currently in an area with a strong Mazu culture, and if he can keep casting the Holy Grail, he should be able to fill a large one.
Secondly, this thing is convenient; there are no prerequisites whatsoever, and you can buy it and use it immediately.
Third, as we all know, if you get something like this, you might actually need it, especially here.
So after a brief consideration, Lin Mo resolutely chose to place an order for Mazu's blessing.
He shares the same name as the goddess Mazu, and he's guaranteed to cast the Holy Grail. Locals, get ready to tremble!
Thinking of this, Lin Mo couldn't help but get excited. Although there was a time limit, he didn't come here often, so it was more than enough.
After he finished washing up in the bathroom and then practiced standing meditation in the hotel, he went over and patted Chuanmei's face: "Hey, wake up, wake up!" "Huh? What?" Chuanmei asked, rubbing her eyes in confusion.
Lin Mo: "Let's go eat breakfast!"
"No, no, I want to sleep a little longer!" Chuanmei said with extreme resistance, after all, his schedule was not so regular, even yesterday he did not go to sleep until the middle of the night.
Lin Mo shook his head helplessly, changed his clothes, and went downstairs to have breakfast.
As soon as he came out, he saw Miss Yuan.
"Sister Yuan, you're up so early today?" Lin Mo asked, somewhat surprised.
After all, Miss Yuan is a master of staying up late; it's normal for her to not get up during the day and not sleep at night.
"Hmm, I went to bed early yesterday and didn't eat much. I woke up hungry. I could smell the aroma. I was about to go eat breakfast. By the way, where's Chuanmei?" Miss Yuan's hair was disheveled and a little frizzy as she mumbled sleepily.
Hearing this, Lin Mo nodded. She'd woken up hungry; this was the real Miss Yuan! "Speaking of which, you have a very sensitive nose. I couldn't smell anything. Chuanmei is still sleeping, aren't you getting up!"
Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at him, sneered, then kicked open the door behind Lin Mo and rushed in, delivering a heavy blow to the stomach of the Sichuan girl lying on the bed: "Start regurgitating!"
Sichuan girl: "Ugh~"
Five minutes later, the three of them appeared downstairs.
"Sister Yuan, that's not fair of you. Why don't you call Director Wang and the squad leader? You're just bullying me," Chuanmei said pitifully.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan smiled and said, "Of course they were tired yesterday, they need to be given time to rest."
“That’s right, young couples need to be affectionate when they first get together, they’ll get used to it after a while,” Lin Mo said with a smile.
Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl retorted, "He's tired? He deserves it! Even young couples cheat on each other. I'm going to find a girlfriend too, no, I'm going to find several and be a scumbag!"
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan scoffed, "Cheating? Don't worry, you'll never cheat!"
Sichuan girl: "So, Sister Yuan, I have such a good image in your eyes! Hehe!"
Miss Yuan: "That's not it. Because cheating requires two people to fall in love with you at the same time, and you, my friend, don't have either of them, so you can't cheat!"
As for being a "scumbag," you can't be that either, but you can come out as gay. You could try being a "scumbag girl," though. If you're determined to be one, remember to follow Liu Ruyan's path—you're guaranteed to be a scumbag every time!
Sichuan girl:.
Lin Mo:
As expected of Miss Yuan, you hurt three people with just one sentence.
Chuanmei, Lin Mo, and Liu Ruyan, who is far away in Jiangning.
Soon, the three arrived at the hotel lobby on the first floor, where a free breakfast service was available.
However, as soon as the three of them arrived, they saw from afar that Director Wang and the squad leader had already come down and were eating.
"Wow~ You two are up early. Sister Yuan said she wouldn't disturb you and would let you rest a bit more. Hey? Director Wang, why do you look so pale?" Lin Mo teased first, then noticed Director Wang's pale face and asked curiously.
After all, the class monitor seemed to be in pretty good spirits, and Director Wang didn't seem to have been completely drained of his energy; instead, he looked listless, as if he had suffered some kind of blow.
Upon hearing this, the squad leader couldn't help but laugh and say, "Oh, he's out of cigarettes!"
Everyone:? ? ?
Wang Chu:
(End of this chapter)
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