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Chapter 620 If a person is idiot, they won't do anything without a reason.
Chapter 620 If a person is idiot, they won't do anything without a reason.
It must be said that the old man has some morals, but not many; he even knows not to harm children.
But then again, do these older kids deserve to die?
You've come here to sell near the school, you must be targeting the area full of college students, right?
It's true that college students these days have it tough; all sorts of underhanded tricks in society are being used on them.
Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue immediately stepped forward and said, "Grandpa, if you really can't manage, you can try looking at the nearby high school!"
The old man said, "That won't do, they are the flowers of our motherland!"
He Xiaoyue:
Class monitor: "I used to be a flower too!"
The old man said, "You said it yourself, it was before. It had already withered away by the time it entered university, so it's okay!"
Class monitor:
Lin Mo: "Grandpa, kids won't do, high school kids won't do either, but we college students can't be the only ones who can eat here, right? It's not hygienic for us to eat like that!"
The old man said, "So you think ordering takeout every day makes you hygienic? Fight fire with fire, it doesn't matter if I'm the only one!"
Lin Mo:
The four-person team had barely stepped out, and before they even started eating, they were completely wiped out by the old man, leaving him speechless with their insults.
Of course, the one who suffered the most here was Miss Yuan, who was treated like a child. But it wasn't without its advantages, since any merchant with a conscience wouldn't harm a child.
As for the downside, it's that Miss Yuan suddenly discovered that she actually shares the same attribute as Wangcai, and can use her to determine whether certain things are edible.
Of course, Miss Yuan is a bit past her prime. If it were a one- or two-year-old baby, or a pregnant woman with a big belly, the effect might be better.
Especially for pregnant women, many stalls or vendors will not sell food to them. This is the last vestige of conscience for many vendors.
That is, you can make money through dishonest means, but you absolutely cannot harm children. This is practically the bottom line in China.
"Don't stop me! I'm going to overturn his stall! Don't stop me!" Miss Yuan shouted, her voice filled with excitement.
However, she was supported by Lin Mo and the class monitor on either side, her feet dangling in the air, her short legs kicking wildly, and she was very excited.
Seeing this, the old man selling candied hawthorns took the opportunity to pedal his tricycle to another place to continue his business.
"Forget it, Sister Yuan. That old man at least has some conscience; he didn't sell it to you, right? Unlike us, he really doesn't care whether we live or die!"
"When school first started, Chuanmei ate it too. I even tried to stop him then. If I had known, I would have bought him more and let him eat himself to death," Lin Mo comforted him.
That's true. If he had known that this stuff wasn't hygienic for kids, he would have bought more for Chuanmei no matter what. After all, it was his first time going out to eat with Li Shiya, and he was quite embarrassed.
Upon hearing this, the class monitor chimed in, "That's right, Sister Yuan. Our appearance is just a disguise. As long as it works, that's good enough."
At least you look like this, which helps you avoid a lot of junk food, unlike us, who don't even know if the food we eat is clean!
"Pah! That's an insult, an insult! He might as well sell it to me! I'd rather eat junk food than be treated like a minor!" Miss Yuan exclaimed, her defenses crumbling.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo and the class monitor watched as a yellow exclamation mark appeared above He Xiaoyue's head.
"Hey? I have an idea that will make you look more mature, Sister Yuan, and also keep you from eating junk food!" He Xiaoyue said excitedly.
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan immediately fell silent: "Is it really true?"
"Bao, Sister Yuan, come with me first, let's go back to the studio!"
With that, He Xiaoyue pulled Miss Yuan back.
Half an hour later, Miss Yuan changed out of her cute winter clothes and put on Li Shiya's white cotton-padded coat.
Her face was lightly made up, and her original bun hairstyle had been changed to long, flowing hair. She looked much more mature, at least not like a minor. At most, she looked like a chibi college student, a little potato from the south, and most importantly, her little belly was bulging.
"Wait a minute, what's this outfit?" Lin Mo asked, somewhat uncertainly. He Xiaoyue: "Ta-da! Pregnant woman version of Sister Yuan, how about it, isn't it beautiful! Dressed like this, Sister Yuan doesn't look like a child anymore. Most importantly, she's pregnant, and I don't believe any unscrupulous business would dare to let a pregnant woman eat unclean food!"
"Awesome!" Lin Mo gave a thumbs up, then looked at Miss Yuan and asked, "Sister Yuan, how are you feeling? Are you alright?"
"Great! That's perfect! I don't want to be pregnant, but I can pretend to be. And don't you think I look mature and sexy dressed like this?" Miss Yuan said excitedly.
It's often said that people don't feel tired when they're doing bad things, and that's absolutely true.
And then there's this: if someone is a jerk, they don't care about the roots of anything they do, and the most amazing thing is that they also flock together.
Looking at Miss Yuan's flat chest and then at her slightly protruding belly, Lin Mo couldn't help but sigh and say, "You're mature enough, but let's forget about being sexy!"
Miss Yuan: ? ? ?
"You fucking dare to look down on me? I'll fucking beat you to death!"
As he spoke, he took a folded blanket out of his stomach and threw it on his forehead.
Three minutes later, Lin Mo waved his hand and said, "I'm impressed. Sister Yuan, you're not only mature, but also sexy!"
It's not shameful to lie through your teeth. After all, it's not you who's 'pregnant.' Let Miss Yuan act like a drama queen!
"That's more like it!" After saying that, Miss Yuan stuffed the blanket back in and resumed her pregnant state.
Seeing this, Lin Mo said, "Shall we go eat at the restaurants you investigated now?"
“Of course, but to make Sister Yuan’s identity as a pregnant woman more believable, we need an assistant,” He Xiaoyue said.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo immediately had a bad feeling.
"Assistant?"
“To be precise, he’s a fake husband,” He Xiaoyue said.
Lin Mo's eyes widened in surprise: "You can even dress as a man?"
He Xiaoyue: "Get out of here! How could that be!"
"If you're not coming, who will? It's impossible." As he spoke, Lin Mo noticed that all three of them were looking at him.
Seeing this, the squad leader couldn't help but laugh and say, "There are three of us girls and you're the only guy. If you don't come, who will? Hurry up, we're all starving!"
As they spoke, the four of them headed toward a restaurant called "Qingzhengyuan". The sign was blue with white lettering, and it looked like a Hui Muslim restaurant.
Lin Mo had eaten at this restaurant before, though not many times, but in his memory, it was very clean.
"Is this the restaurant you were talking about, the one where Wangcai can eat?" Lin Mo asked the class monitor and the other person.
He Xiaoyue nodded: "Yes, but Sister Yuan should still give it a try!"
"Don't worry, leave it to me," Miss Yuan said excitedly.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo quickly said, "Remember, this is a Muslim restaurant. Don't do anything wrong once you're inside. Don't mention pork, understand?"
Although he wasn't Hui, he knew that such things were taboo. He was naturally at ease with the squad leader and He Xiaoyue, but he was afraid that Miss Yuan would have a brain fart!
"Don't worry, I know that, right? Let's go!" After saying that, Miss Yuan walked in, supporting her pregnant belly. Seeing this, the three of them quickly followed.
However, as soon as the three of them entered, they heard Miss Yuan shout, "Boss, do you have braised pork knuckle? Bring me one!"
Class monitor:
Lin Mo:
He Xiaoyue:
Although the word "pork" wasn't mentioned directly, it still gave them a real fright.
(End of this chapter)
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