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Chapter 395 Go check your kidneys!

Why would anyone need a physical exam? No need for an exam. Just by looking at Miss Yuan's appearance, you can tell she's flat-chested and extremely wealthy.

Speaking of health, he is undoubtedly in excellent physical condition and has a great appetite. To put it simply, the women around him, not to mention Liu Ruyan, even a superwoman like Class Monitor Wang Jing who could kick Director Wang flying with one kick, have a few days of weakness every month, but Miss Yuan does not.

Since Lin Mo met Miss Yuan, he had never seen her in a period of weakness. In the past few months, the weather was hot, and she always had cold drinks in her hand. She ate everything from sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty foods. All kinds of ingredients, from caviar sold by the gram and Kobe beef to offal, were on her diet.

It's fair to say that she'll eat anything that's been developed and made edible in China, regardless of whether it tastes good or bad. Even if she doesn't like it, she'll still taste it to see if it's salty or bland.

She was fearless when it came to grilled grasshoppers and silkworm pupae at the barbecue stall. It was only because she didn't have cats or dogs that Lin Mo felt she would want to try cat food and dog food.

"My phone, my phone, ugh, Liu Ruyan, I've got this remembered. You just wait!"

At the living room doorway, Miss Yuan spat out a strand of hair from her mouth, wiped her phone in her hand, and angrily pointed towards the bedroom, yelling and cursing.

Not only was she soaking wet, but even her once-cute hairstyle was now a mess, making her look extremely disheveled.

"Um, Sister Yuan, how about you wipe yourself first?" Lin Mo handed over a towel.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan glared at him, then grabbed a towel and roughly wiped her face before running away with the towel in her hand.

They thought they had caught Liu Ruyan in a vulnerable state, but they didn't expect to encounter her in a strong state. She was naked and not afraid of water. If you put on clothes and go in, and everyone is the same sex, it would be strange if you didn't suffer.

It's obvious that Miss Yuan doesn't read Sun Tzu's Art of War. Taking a bath is nothing like a period of weakness. Just wait until she's taking a dump before you go over, and I guarantee she'll agree to any request she makes.

Lin Mo and Chuan Mei used this trick to deal with Director Wang before, and the effect was remarkable.

Half an hour later, Liu Ruyan came out wearing an oversized short-sleeved shirt. Her straight legs were so long they hurt people's eyes. She was barefoot, leaving a trail of watermarks on the floor as she walked.

Holding a towel in her hand and drying her hair, she asked, "Yuanyuan is gone?"

"Why aren't you leaving? I don't have any clothes for her to change into. And you, why didn't you lock the door when you took a shower?" Lin Mo laughed.

Hearing this, Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him and spat, "How was I supposed to know she'd suddenly come in? Besides, I was in my own bedroom, why would I need to lock the door? I've never locked the door in all these years I've lived here, whether it's the bedroom or the bathroom."

"No, I'm not human? Do you trust me, or do you not consider me human?" Lin Mo asked, pointing at himself.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan was visibly taken aback: "Oh right, there's still a man like you at home!"

“Wait a minute. First of all, I’ve always lived here. Secondly, this is my home, and that bedroom is mine too,” Lin Mo emphasized.

If I don't assert my sovereignty, are you going to kick me out?
"What do you mean 'yours' and 'mine'? Now that I'm here, I'm mine. Of course, don't say I'm mistreating you. I still won't lock the bedroom and bathroom doors. You can try coming in if you dare," Liu Ruyan said with a smile as she sat on the sofa.

Seeing this, Lin Mo could only sigh. This person was starting to be shameless, what could he do? He then said, "Everything else is fine, but could you please wear slippers after you shower next time? If you come in, I'll have to mop the floor again."

"I wiped my feet, who knew there was still so much water? There must be something wrong with your towel," Liu Ruyan said, lifting her foot and looking at the watermarks she had left on the floor as she walked.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him: "You wipe... wait a minute, you're going to use my towel to wipe your feet?"

"W-What's wrong? Is it not allowed?" Liu Ruyan asked back.

Lin Mo's eyes widened: "Which towel did you use to wipe yourself?"

"It's that blue towel. It looks really rough. It's probably for wiping your feet. By the way, I didn't see any towels for wiping your hair, face, body, or hands!" Liu Ruyan asked curiously.

Lin Mo:
"The one you're using is the one I use to wipe my face!"

Liu Ruyan: "Huh? What about things for drying hair and body?"

Lin Mo: "It's the same thing. Except for not wiping your feet, it's everything else!"

Liu Ruyan: "Then what about the foot wipes?"

Lin Mo: "Didn't you look at the corner on the ground?"

Liu Ruyan:
"Look, I thought that was a toilet rag!"

Lin Mo:
Why is he so particular? Isn't one towel enough?

He was considered quite particular among the boys; at least he had a special cloth for wiping his feet. But Wang Chu, on the other hand, truly had only one cloth for men, wiping his entire body from head to toe.

With no other option, Lin Mo went to the bathroom, took out his towel, and washed it. He couldn't just throw it away, otherwise he wouldn't have a towel to use tomorrow.

Watching Lin Mo doing this and that in the room, Liu Ruyan suddenly felt that it would be quite nice to have someone like him in the future.

You won't even need a housekeeper anymore, and you can fully enjoy your time together as a couple. Of course, the house can't be too big, otherwise just cleaning it will exhaust you.

The next morning, Sunday, Liu Ruyan took a day off and didn't get up early. After Lin Mo finished his morning exercise, he put the breakfast he bought on the table, washed up, and went downstairs to the [Mengya Media] studio.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Director Wang, the class monitor, and He Xiaoyue already busy at the computer.

"Good morning," Lin Mo greeted.

The three looked up upon hearing this, and upon seeing it was him, they immediately began to ask questions.

"Lin Mo, I heard you went to meet your girlfriend's parents yesterday? Did it go well?" "Yeah, yeah! Is your future mother-in-law easy to talk to? Did she approve of you?"

"Old Mo, did Sister Yuan and your boyfriend get into a fight yesterday? It seems like Sister Yuan went to confront him."

It was obvious that all three of them were a bit gossipy about what happened yesterday.

"She's not going to make a scene. She almost humiliated herself yesterday," Lin Mo waved his hand and continued, "As for yesterday's itinerary, it went fairly smoothly. Nothing went wrong, and her mother was quite easy to talk to."

Miss Yuan did come to question him, but the goods had already been sold, so what could he do? As for arguing, Liu Ruyan was more than enough to give her a hard time.

As a result, he didn't gain any advantage and was even bullied quite a bit by Liu Ruyan. It turns out that those who have nothing to lose are not afraid of those who have something to lose.

"Really? Does that mean you're just waiting to graduate and get married? Oh my god, it can't be that soon!" He Xiaoyue exclaimed in surprise.

To them, they were still children, and marriage seemed like a distant topic. They never expected that someone around them would be so close to getting married. How could they not be shocked?

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo waved his hand: "It's nothing, I just went to pay a visit. It's mainly because of some other things. Never mind, let's not talk about this. I'm going to my teacher's house today. Director Wang, are you going? I'll ask Chuanmei later."

"After all, you two haven't fully recovered from your kidney deficiency yet. If you're going, let's go together later!"

Upon hearing this, both female class leaders looked at Director Wang with unreadable expressions.

“Go, have him go with you in a bit,” the class monitor said after a moment’s thought.

Director Wang: "I'm not going. Whoever said that's weak, I'm super strong lately. Look at my muscles, I'm rock hard right now!"

As he spoke, Director Wang showed the three of them the results of his recent workout. Not only had he lost a lot of weight, but he had also developed some muscle definition.

Although she is still quite heavy, Wang Chu can no longer be described as fat; she is developing into a more robust physique.

"What does your muscle have to do with you? What? Do you think your muscles can be developed into kidneys? It's understandable for a man to be stubborn, but he can't be stubborn about everything. You have to go. I'll trouble you to take Lin Mo there later," said Wang Jing, the class monitor.

Just kidding, this is the guy she chose herself. Even though it's not official yet, he can't just be a hot potato. As for the Sichuan girl, he can go or not, it's none of her business anyway.

Lin Mo gave the squad leader a thumbs up, then looked at Director Wang and said, "So, man, are you going?"

"I...I really can't get away. We still have to edit videos today," Director Wang said, sounding quite embarrassed.

To be honest, he really didn't want to go anymore. The main reason was that every time he went, he felt like the old Chinese medicine doctor had stripped him naked, leaving him with no privacy at all.

“It’s Sunday today, so let’s go out. Besides, Xiaoyue and I are still in the studio. What’s wrong with that? Yesterday’s video went viral, doesn’t that prove our abilities?” the class monitor said.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo was taken aback: "Wait a minute, the video you filmed yesterday went viral again? Didn't you say it was just a normal daily video and you wanted to let it cool down?"

Upon hearing this, all three of them looked somewhat embarrassed. Seeing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but take out his phone, find Li Shiya's account, and click on her latest work.

The video content is quite ordinary; it's just Li Shiya's first-person perspective as she strolls through the food street outside.

There wasn't a single highlight in the video. To put it simply, if he had posted this video, the one or two comments would have been from acquaintances. But after Li Shiya's account posted it, it became a minor hit.

The video received 60 likes and 3.3 comments. Instead of discussing Li Shiya's daily life in the comments section, everyone turned into Sherlock Holmes.

[Dude, do you really think the food street downstairs from your house is normal?]

"Normal my foot! These food carts are all the same model; they're obviously wholesale!"

[And the tires on that food cart are newer than the tires on my brand new car that I just bought yesterday.]

The yellow gas cylinders in the video are usually procured and distributed by special government departments; ordinary people typically buy blue or gray ones.

Whose food stall owners all have crew cuts?

Damn it, that stinky tofu vendor stacked it into neat blocks, like he's used to folding blankets!

This stall is almost too clean; I don't see much food at all.

[My brother Shou is truly amazing! He didn't even show his face, but he managed to create a whole food street right downstairs from the streamer's apartment!]

Looking at these comments, Lin Mo couldn't help but ask in surprise, "Wait, how did our comrades outside get exposed?"

"Ahem, maybe there were too many flaws! But it's okay, Chuanmei called Sister Yuan and her cousin yesterday, and they said it's fine. This way it can still have a deterrent effect," said Wang Jing, the class monitor, somewhat embarrassed.

Lin Mo waved his hand in response: "I don't know if this is a deterrent, but I do know that this street has been exposed, and Li Shiya's living area has been shrunk one step further. Tell Chuanmei to try not to let Li Shiya show her face in the vicinity in the future. I'll also come here less often recently, because I'm afraid of being exposed!"

Director Wang: "Holy crap, you know what, it's true! I'll go tell Chuanmei right now!"

The next second, Wang was grabbed by the collar.

"Go see a doctor about your kidneys!"

(End of this chapter)