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Chapter 37 We have our own small ones

"Wow~~ Wow~~~"

Inside the office, Miss Yuan was whipping Liu Ruyan wildly with her two ponytails, which she had styled that day, making the two ponytails spin perfectly round.

Liu Ruyan held her two small hands tightly. She had just used her "Raging Horse Leaps Through the Pass" technique but had been caught off guard. Luckily, she still had two 'propellers' on her head.

However, the two have a significant difference in both physique and height.

Liu Ruyan's victory over Yuan Meng was just like her first time fighting in Southeast Asia in 1974—she immediately won the championship.

Lin Mo sat leisurely at the table, sipping tea and watching this scene, while also digesting the large breakfast he had eaten that morning.

'Ding'

Just then, the phone on the table suddenly rang. When I opened it, I found that it was a message from Zhang Wei in the 'Yongjie Trident' group.

【video】

[Holy crap, the video I casually filmed yesterday went viral, and Yuan Shen is famous too! I gained 20 followers overnight, I'm going to become an internet celebrity!]

Please like, comment, and share this post!

[Yuan Shen, it's my treat tonight! Don't leave, let's have a good meal together!]

Looking at the several messages Zhang Wei sent in the group, and then at Miss Yuan who was scraping her hair with her ponytail, Lin Mo's mind went blank for a moment.

Whose general is this, and why is he so brave?
A mouse licking a cat's genitals—is it just looking for a thrill?

After thinking about it, he still replied in the group.

It's not too late for you to retract the video and delete your account. Take my advice, the world of self-media is too murky; you can't handle it.

Zhang Wei: [You're just jealous. You say I can't control myself? If I can't control myself, then you can!]

Lin Mo:
Goodness, he truly deserves to be called the bravest man.

Just then, Yuan Meng, having failed to launch an attack, retreated two steps and spoke:

"Fine, you scumbag Yan, you'd better sleep with one eye open from now on, or I'll make you fly high into the air, even if you're in the bathroom!"

After saying that, she stomped her foot angrily, went to him, poured herself a cup of tea and drank it all in one gulp. Then she picked up her phone and said, "I'm going to contact the person who posted the video and make him take it down, or I'll sue him!"

Seeing this, Lin Mo quickly settled the matter privately with Zhang Wei.

Eat whatever you want to eat.

Before Zhang Zhangwei could reply, a piercing scream came from Miss Yuan.

"Ah~~~~ Zhang Wei!"

After saying that, she once again adopted the same running posture as Ultraman Seven and dashed off.

"What's wrong with her?" Liu Ruyan asked, smoothing her hair with some confusion.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo replied with a smile, "I guess I'm going to transform into Seven. By the way, does our company provide full-time employees with the five social insurances and one housing fund?"

Liu Ruyan simply nodded blankly, and seeing this, Lin Mo immediately felt relieved.

Soon, a twin-tailed warrior rushed into Zhang Wei's department and immediately attacked Zhang Wei with a spirit frame.

A tornado destroyed a parking lot, a crow flew in an airplane, and someone cracked a walnut with their head.

For a moment, the entire department was filled with Zhang Wei's screams.

Lin Mo, on the other hand, was fine. Liu Ruyan didn't keep teasing him verbally; at most, she asked him to pour water or make a cup of tea.

After all, he's such a big boss, and he has so much to do at his company, how could we possibly chat with him all the time?

He was happy to have some free time; it was hard to find a paid job like this. He even wondered how he had survived the past few months of hardship.

It is true that it is easy for people to go from frugality to extravagance, but it is difficult to go from extravagance to frugality.

When I saw Zhang Wei again at noon, although his arms were covered in bruises, his face was full of a fawning smile. When I asked him why, I learned that Zhang Wei had signed countless humiliating agreements to protect his viral video.

Not only do I have to treat everyone to dinner in the evening, but I also have to serve Miss Yuan at the company for a month, such as preparing fruits and snacks every day and taking over the delivery and errand-running work.

Although the cost was considerable, the gains were far greater, as an account with over 20 followers that continues to grow is quite valuable.

Even if Zhang Wei doesn't do it himself, it's worth a lot of money now.

In the afternoon, Liu Ruyan stayed in the office for a while and then left. She didn't return until the end of the workday.

At a hot pot restaurant on the food street, Zhang Wei waved his hand and said, "Eat whatever you want, I'll pay today."

"Sister Yuan, who are you texting with? You seem so engrossed."

At the dinner table, seeing Miss Yuan constantly fiddling with her phone, Lin Mo couldn't help but ask her a question.

"It's my mom. Her skin has improved a lot lately. She posts pictures of herself on WeChat Moments every day and even asked me if you still have any," Yuan Meng said helplessly, putting down her phone.

Lin Mo was helpless in this regard; the last two portions had already been blatantly stolen, so what could he do?

"Hey, tomorrow's your last day at work, why don't you skip work and come out with me? My friend invited me to go camping in the countryside, and Liu Ruyan doesn't need you anyway!"

Faced with Yuan Meng's suggestion, Lin Mo was somewhat tempted, but still declined: "No thanks, I'm determined to stand guard for my last day."

Besides, Yuan Meng is going out with her friends, and he doesn't know any of Miss Yuan's friends. He doesn't want things to get awkward for everyone.

As for why Miss Yuan can go out to play tomorrow, which is clearly during working hours? What a joke! She can come and go as she pleases; skipping work is a regular occurrence for her.

There's a song, right? 'My breakfast is gone, no chicken, my pockets are empty; I'm going on strike, strike, strike!'

"Tch, whatever, I'll go myself."

Just then, a cute little girl with a bun hairstyle and wearing a dress hugged Lin Mo's leg and pointed her little finger at the table.
"Ah~ meat...meat!"

The little girl had big eyes, a round face, and drool at the corner of her mouth. In an instant, the three of them were completely subdued.

"Wow, baby, you're so cute! What's your name?"

Girls are generally powerless against cute things, so Yuan Meng quickly squatted down, touched the other girl's face, and even started to soften her voice.

Lin Mo and Zhang Wei also wanted to tease the little girl, but immediately a woman wearing a stepmother's dress, with a hot figure and pretty face, jogged over:

"Yunyun, these belong to your older brother and sister. Now come home with Mommy."

It's obvious that their mother has arrived.

Seeing this, Lin Mo and Zhang Wei quickly spoke up:
"Wow, she's so beautiful!"

"She's so well-behaved!"

Upon hearing this, the woman's smile widened, and she picked up the baby, saying, "Say goodbye to your older brother and sister!"

"Debt.View"

Bye Bye*2
As the woman left with the child, the two men followed her with their eyes, watching her intently.

Just then, Yuan Meng's voice, filled with gritted teeth, came from the side.
"Entering someone's garden to pick their melons, teasing their child about their mother—you two scoundrels, I spit on you!"

The two quickly shook their heads in response, with Zhang Wei even retorting, "No, I just thought the baby was cute!"

"Me too"

Yuan Meng sneered and said, "Looking at the baby? Then you two tell me, what's the pattern on the baby's dress?"

The two lowered their heads and remained silent, focusing solely on eating meat.

"Heh~ I just don't understand, why are you men all so superficial, you only like big breasts, right!"

In response, Lin Mo thought for a moment and replied, "But because we have our own smaller ones."

Yuan Meng: (艹批)ツ┏━┓
(End of this chapter)