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Chapter 29 Su He: Die!

Liu Ruyan looked exactly like a customer who went to a brothel to drink and seduce women, but without paying.

Enraged, Su He dragged Liu Ruyan onto the sofa and gave her a good beating.

It was only then that Lin Mo realized that he had been tricked by that woman. Even if she didn't have bitter tea seeds in her, so what?
Judging from his cousin's current behavior, she probably won't misunderstand him as that kind of perverted man. Instead, she'll directly fight Liu Ruyan, thinking that this old cucumber is seducing her little brother.

She truly is my cousin; blood is thicker than water, and she's always on my side.

"Help! I was wrong! I was wrong!"

Liu Ruyan was pressed down on the sofa, her loose short-sleeved shirt torn and disheveled, revealing a large expanse of her snow-white belly.

Her two fair and tender feet were kicking wildly, and even her toes were curled inward, showing that she was trying her best to endure something, and her mouth was full of pleas for mercy.

"Wrong? I knew you were up to no good. Fine, you came to my house to drink and have fun. You're a big boss, you're not short of money. Go find male models at a club if you're feeling horny." Su He said as she pinched Liu Ruyan's body.

“How can that be the same? If there are respectable women, who would play the game of spending money?” Liu Ruyan retorted.

Su He: ┗|｀O′|┛Aww~~
"Fine, fine, you want to drag innocent people into this mess? That's my own brother!"

"That's right!"

Fearing she would be severely punished, Liu Ruyan still corrected Su He.

Besides, whether they're blood relatives or cousins, what's the difference? But they're really young!

Su He: "Arrogant!" (Roars like a bull in the wind)

After a long while, Su He, who had just finished disciplining Liu Ruyan, patted his younger brother on the shoulder and said, "Your decision to stay at school was excellent. The outside world is indeed dangerous. You must protect yourself in the future, especially from old hags like her. Stay away from her!"

Lin Mo's lips twitched upon hearing this. Sure enough, Lu Xiaobu's skill level was still rising. Women fighting is always a good watch, especially when it's two good-looking women.

At this moment, he got up from the sofa, straightened his clothes slightly, put his frameless glasses back on after they were knocked off, and then walked over with a mysterious gait, saying:

"What kind of talk is that? I'm a rich woman, you know. As they say, if you can't make ends meet, why not move in with me?"

Su He was too lazy to fight her physically, so she turned on her phone, played an audio file, and turned the volume up to the maximum. The next second...

"I was Liu Ruyan's simp. To please her, I neglected my studies and failed my university entrance exams. All because she didn't like fat people, I stayed up all night dieting, and ended up dying suddenly."

"I filed for divorce from my wife, Liu Ruyan, and I don't even want our five-year-old daughter anymore, simply because she wants Ito Makoto to be her father."

"Liu Ruyan abandoned me because of her childhood sweetheart. When her sweetheart divorced and returned to China, I was forgotten in the torrential rain."

Lin Mo: ? ? ?
Liu Ruyan:
It has to be said that this is what it feels like to be attacked face-to-face. At this moment, Liu Ruyan's pretty face turned slightly red with anger.

For some reason, whenever she hears this kind of novel, she always feels a sense of powerlessness, like a hand that can't reach into the screen.

"Look, so what if you're a rich woman? How many of the men who end up with you have had a good ending?" My cousin Su He said smugly, holding up her phone.

"Forget it, Xiao Mo has already agreed to give it to me anyway," Liu Ruyan said, indicating that she had achieved her goal and didn't care about anything else.

Su He: →_→

"What are you looking at? It's not like I'm not going to pay!" Liu Ruyan said, raising her head high.

Seeing his cousin's sharp gaze fixed on him, Lin Mo quickly explained, "Sis, don't let her talk nonsense. I recently got something good; it'll improve my skin. That's what she wants."

Hearing this, Su He was stunned, and then said incredulously, "Really? Is it that amazing?"

"Just look at me now, you can tell the effect is quite obvious!" Lin Mo said helplessly. "Damn it, you have such a good thing and you don't even know how to share it with your older sister? I've been spoiling you for nothing! I want some too!"

Well, he knew it. This was the result as soon as he opened his mouth. Fortunately, his cousin wasn't an outsider.

"Okay, I'll give it to Ms. Liu tomorrow and have her bring it to you as well."

"Call me 'sister,' you brat!" Senior Liu Ruyan, too immersed in her role, stomped her foot and shouted.

Su He: "Get lost and stop being so slutty."

After saying that, she pulled Lin Mo aside and asked him in detail, because women value their appearance far more than men can imagine.

When she learned that it would greatly improve her facial skin in just seven days, and that there were only two portions available and that it couldn't be bought elsewhere, my cousin couldn't sit still and dragged him away.

They'd almost finished eating, so what was there to wait for? As for having Liu Ruyan bring it to her, she was afraid that old cucumber would embezzle it.

Money? Liu Ruyan didn't care, after all, she had plenty of that stuff, but this kind of good stuff was extremely rare.

The three of them quickly changed their clothes, took a taxi, and headed straight to his apartment complex.

The two women were visiting Lin Mo's place for the first time. Although the neighborhood was rather old and the house was not very big, it was still quite clean inside.

"Here, these are the last two portions. Remember, this is a seven-day supply. If you use more than that, I don't have any more, and you can't buy them anywhere else."

Lin Mo handed the two small porcelain jars to the two people. Luckily, he had discovered this business opportunity when he bought them last time and bought two more, otherwise it would have been difficult to give them away.

The two quickly took it, then opened the lid together, and both frowned slightly after smelling it.

Su He: "Why does it taste a bit like expired honey? Is it not expired?"

Liu Ruyan also spoke up: "Is this really it? It looks like it's of very poor quality."

"Don't give it back to me, I don't want to give it back yet," Lin Mo said, reaching out his hand.

Liu Ruyan leaned back strategically: "Who said I don't want it? Even if it's really expired, I have to give it a try. Aunt Jiang said it worked, so it should be fine. Tell me, how much? I'll transfer it to you right now!"

Upon receiving the items, Liu Ruyan was immediately delighted. As for the money, if Yuan Meng could afford it, why couldn't she afford it?

Hearing this, Lin Mo glanced at her cousin beside her and waved her hand helplessly: "Fine, just take it and use it. I'm not selling medicine. But I'll say this: these are the last two doses. I'm out of them too. If anyone asks, don't say it was me who gave them to you."

It's not that he's generous; if it were just Liu Ruyan on her own, he would definitely ask for some money, since he's broke. But his cousin is there too. Does that mean someone offered 100,000 for one of these?

Liu Ruyan didn't care, but his cousin couldn't. Fortunately, he now had a shopping page, so there were plenty of opportunities to make money, and he wouldn't miss this one.

Su He, unaware of the item's value, accepted it without hesitation. Liu Ruyan, however, seemed to know perfectly well what was going on, and said with a half-smile:

"Really don't want it? I'm a rich woman, you know?"

"Then just give me a few hundred million!" Lin Mo retorted. This woman was pretending not to understand!

Upon hearing this, his cousin Su He didn't take it seriously at all, and even rolled her eyes. On the contrary, Liu Ruyan smiled and winked at him, saying:
"Are you giving it to me, or should I give it to you?"

Su He: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"You're driving again, you bastard! Get the hell out of here!"

Lin Mo:
(End of this chapter)