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Chapter 255 Unmanned Driving?

Well, this stuff isn't as smelly as canned herring; it just has a weird, and of course, unpleasant odor.

The real challenge is the moment you take a bite. The 20 different ingredients mixed together contain almost every flavor imaginable. Even the best cook would be overwhelmed by the sheer amount of flavor.

Fortunately, there's a final step of coating it with starch and deep-frying it; otherwise, you'd end up with a bowl of mushy stuff, which would be no different from poop.

Even so, Director Wang thought he was just playing around with poop at home early in the morning, which speaks volumes about the smell.

"Old Mo, if you're in a bad mood, talk to me. We're brothers, there's no need to torture yourself like this."

Another case of revenge spending, and now you're frying shit at home? What's wrong? Did your rich sister break up with you?

"It's alright, there are plenty of fish in the sea. With your looks, just find another rich woman. The next one will be even better, and the next one will be even more obedient!"

In the living room, watching Lin Mo dry heaving while covering his mouth and forcing himself to swallow, Director Wang couldn't help but offer some advice.

After all, he really couldn't understand Lin Mo's behavior at this moment. That thing was a dark, murky lump, and it looked like something illegal. He couldn't even imagine how Lin Mo managed to swallow it.

This strange behavior, coupled with Lin Mo's retaliatory spending last night, clearly indicated to Director Wang that he had been provoked by something. The most likely explanation was that he had broken up with his girlfriend, and it had to be a sudden and abrupt breakup.

While Lin Mo found the idea of ​​renting a venue for 8500 yuan acceptable, Wang Chu considered it nothing short of revenge spending.

Let alone Lin Mo and Wang Chu, even for a girl from a decent family in Sichuan, 8500 is not a small amount!

Could it be that Lao Mo was dumped so suddenly that he's now planning to spend a fortune to win back his goddess's heart?
Hearing this, Lin Mo covered his mouth and rolled his eyes. If the taste in his mouth wasn't so unbearable, he would have loved to let Director Wang experience the horror of this culinary disaster.

He didn't know if eating this stuff would cause poisoning, but it should have an emetic effect. It would be perfect as a weight-loss meal for Director Wang, to make him gain weight!
When Director Wang saw him roll his eyes at him, he was immediately startled and stepped forward to pat him on the back: "Old Mo, Old Mo, are you alright? Old Mo, don't die! You didn't poison yourself by eating shit, did you?"

'Gululu'

After swallowing what was in his mouth, Lin Mo quickly drank water to rinse his mouth and calmed down: "Get out of here, you're the one who ate shit. If you keep babbling, I'll tell the class monitor to follow this standard for her weight loss meals from now on!"

"Damn it, Lao Mo, you can't be this wicked! You'll be punished by heaven!" Upon hearing this, Director Wang's eyes widened.

Ignoring the abstract Wang Chu, Lin Mo looked at the pound of unidentified fried food in front of him and was immediately stumped. If even one bite was this awful, eating it would surely kill him.

After thinking for a while, Lin Mo came up with a solution: cut the contents of the bowl into small pieces, eat one piece, drink a sip of water, and swallow directly without chewing.

Sure enough, this time it was much better. Although the taste was still disgusting and I would gag from time to time, it was at least much better than the first bite.

"Oh, by the way, if I really get poisoned later, remember to call an ambulance," Lin Mo reminded her while eating.

Although the probability of these things being poisonous is not high, since they are all edible ingredients, who knows if there will be any problems if these things are mixed together?
He even prepared antidiarrheal medication in advance, just in case he got food poisoning and became exhausted from diarrhea.

"Why are you doing this? You have a perfectly good life, why do you have to suffer? Are you out of your mind?" Director Wang said, completely unable to understand Lin Mo's behavior.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo sighed: "Alright, I have my own plans. Don't you understand folk remedies?"

To make his behavior seem more plausible, he could only make up a reason on the spot.

"A folk remedy? Tonifies the kidneys?" Director Wang immediately became interested upon hearing this.

Lin Mo:
"Want some brain tonic? Perfect for giving your pig brain a good boost!"

"Ahem, then forget it," Director Wang waved his hand repeatedly. If it was about tonifying the kidneys, he might have some ideas.

He's already taken Chinese herbal medicine, so he might as well take this one more time. But if it doesn't nourish his kidneys, then he'll think better of it.

Even though he's been eating less and exercising less lately because of his weight loss, he still wouldn't touch this thing; it's not as good as yesterday's broccoli mooncake.

Lin Mo took a deep breath. He was helpless too. He still had to complete the mission. Otherwise, would he be crazy to suffer for himself? He didn't have pica.

As for the fact that only a bath towel was available on the shopping page last night, it's better than nothing.

[Round bath towel; no need to exert force, gentle on the skin, easily cleans surface dirt; ¥0.25]

Sure enough, the probability of finding good items on the shopping page was still a bit low, but he didn't have much to say. It was good enough if there were any. Even a small cheat is still a cheat, as long as it works.

However, although the bath towel was not very useful, the effect was still quite obvious. He considered himself to be quite hygienic, especially in the summer, when he had a habit of taking a bath every day.

But after using this thing, he found that he was also quite dirty. Even though he didn't look like anything, mud was falling off his body in a flurry.

Although he knew these were just the skin's stratum corneum, which is normally metabolized by the human body, he still felt a little uncomfortable looking at them.

After wiping his entire body, he felt as if he had been polished, and his skin had become much whiter.

However, this product cannot be used every day, otherwise it will damage the skin's stratum corneum. It is okay to use it occasionally, just as a regular cleaning.

Lin Mo then started gagging and eating in front of Director Wang, but even though he stopped chewing, the taste was still indescribable.

At 10:30 a.m., Lin Mo was squatting in front of the toilet in the bathroom.

"Ugh~ vomit~"

With a splashing sound, squad leader Wang Jing looked at Director Wang with astonishment and asked, "Is Lin Mo alright?"

"I guess so. I don't know if he's in any trouble, that's why I called you over to check on him," Director Wang said, scratching his head anxiously.

Yes, Lin Mo vomited, and vomited a lot, but the good news is that he vomited after he finished eating, so he could be considered to have completed the task. After all, the prerequisite was only that he had to eat it, not that he couldn't vomit it up.

After eating the food, he thought he was fine, but unexpectedly, he felt unwell after a while and felt nauseous. Even after brushing his teeth, he could still smell the strange taste in his mouth.

The last one couldn't hold it in and threw up, and once he started, he couldn't stop, so all his breakfast was for nothing.

"What's wrong with him? Did he eat something bad?" Seeing this, Wang Jing couldn't help but step forward and pat Lin Mo on the back, trying to help him catch his breath.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang frowned and said, "It's more than just eating bad food. Lao Mo doesn't sleep in the morning. He dragged me from the dormitory to his home to research bizarre dishes. The food looked like it was poisonous, but he still ate it. We couldn't stop him. People who didn't know better would think he was hiding poison in his body. I feel like I've committed the crime of harboring a criminal."

"Huh? Dark cuisine? What did he eat?" Wang Jing asked in confusion. She was very curious about what kind of thing could be so powerful as to make a grown man like this.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang picked up a bowl from the kitchen table with obvious disdain and handed it to Wang Jing, saying, "He still has a little bit left. Take a look for yourself!"

Squad leader Wang Jing looked down and immediately smelled a pungent, strange odor.

"Ugh! Are you trying to die? Take it away! Who told you to put the shit in the bowl!"

Wang Chu:
"It wasn't me, it was Lao Mo. Lao Mo, you see, I told you I wasn't the only one who felt this way!"

Listening to the two of them talking back and forth, Lin Mo, who was squatting in front of the toilet, turned red with anger as his face, which had turned pale from vomiting, became even redder.

He then spat out again, but found that he couldn't vomit anything anymore. Only then were the two people helped him up and rinse his mouth.

"I told you, this isn't poop, it's a folk remedy, a folk remedy!"

He wanted to say that this was a new dish he had developed, but he was too embarrassed to say it. After all, he was about to become a culinary master, and even if it was only one day a week, he couldn't ruin his reputation!

"Alright, whether it's a doctor's prescription or a folk remedy, how are you now? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

Squad leader Wang Jing, being a girl, was observant and, seeing his expression, quickly asked him what was wrong.

Lin Mo thought for a moment, then shook her head: "No need, I've already thrown it all up. I'm fine, I just need to rest. Could you get me a bottle of soda from the fridge? My mouth tastes bitter."

After vomiting, he felt much better, which gave him a general idea that it was not food poisoning, but rather that the taste was so disgusting that it caused severe discomfort to his sense of taste and smell, leading to vomiting.

If they were really poisoned, going to the hospital would be fine, but they're clearly fine now and they're going anyway. He can't even imagine how embarrassing it would be if these two told the doctor they were cooking poop at home.

The doctor might tell him to make an appointment with a psychiatrist to have his brain checked.

If Professor Li's students were to run into him again, and the matter reached the old man's ears, Professor Li would likely lose face.

Everyone has a certain status now. Lin Mo not only represents himself, but also has to pay attention to the reputation of the sect.

"What are you standing there for? Go on!" Wang Jing kicked Director Wang and shouted.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang realized what was happening and quickly went to the refrigerator to get him a drink.

Lin Mo watched from the side and felt that Director Wang was right to call the squad leader over. That's the good thing about people with strong execution skills; they do things methodically and decisively.

After drinking half a can of iced cola, Lin Mo felt like he had finally come back to life; at least the nausea had subsided.

“I heard from Director Wang that you are studying with a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, but you can’t just eat anything and believe in every folk remedy.”

Seeing that his complexion had improved considerably, squad leader Wang Jing offered some words of comfort.

Lin Mo nodded: "Don't worry, this was an accident."

After staying a while longer and seeing that he had recovered quite well, the two left with peace of mind. Director Wang went to the high-speed rail station to pick up Chuanmei, while Wang Jing, seeing that Director Wang had left, felt embarrassed to stay alone and went directly to the gym to continue exercising.

Although she gave Director Wang a holiday, she did not relax her standards for herself.

After the two left, Lin Mo rested at home for a while before fully recovering, but he was still listless, like an eggplant hit by frost. He barely ate any lunch and had no appetite at all.

At 1 p.m., he received a call from Miss Yuan, who said she would be there soon and asked him to come downstairs to the entrance of the residential area.

The reason why Miss Yuan was asked to pick him up was mainly because the area was a villa district, and taxis couldn't get in. Even if they were to drop him off nearby, they wouldn't be able to find a place. So it was better to have Miss Yuan come over.

Lin Mo took the Chinese medicine for foot bath, and also took out half of the dried mushrooms his mother had prepared for Professor Mu, along with the two kinds of fruit he had bought downstairs that morning, before going downstairs.

Anyway, at least I didn't come empty-handed.

He especially took the mugwort foot bath herbal pack, and carefully cut open each of the individual packets inside, pouring the herbs into a regular plastic bag.

They'll just say it's a secret recipe that can't be bought anywhere else. As long as it works, packaging is no big deal. Ms. Jiang and her husband aren't professionals, so what can they possibly tell?

As for sending it for testing? That's utter nonsense. The medicinal herbs inside are all ordinary stuff, but the effect is surprisingly good. Those testing agencies would never figure out why, no matter how hard they try.

Soon, Lin Mo arrived at the entrance of the residential area with his things. Just as he was looking around for Miss Yuan's car, a large SUV suddenly drove straight towards him.

Most importantly, Lin Mo didn't even see the person in the driver's seat, which startled him so much that he quickly took two steps back.

"Holy crap, self-driving?"

The car stopped in front of him as soon as he finished speaking, and the window rolled down. Miss Yuan leaned out with difficulty.
"Elbow, get in the car!"

Lin Mo:
(End of this chapter)