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Chapter 182 Zhao Yun: Let's try somewhere
Chapter 182 Zhao Yun: Let's try somewhere
As the saying goes, normal humans are all alike, but brain-dead friends are all different.
The average person's brain is full of hills, with wisdom about life hidden in every fold. But the brain of a less intelligent person is like a smooth ball; let alone wisdom, even a drop of water would slide off.
As for Director Wang, he falls into both categories. He's the kind of person who has no brains, not even a brain. If you crack open his skull, you'll find an empty internal space.
To put it bluntly, this kind of person is like a dumpling filled with poop. The only advantage they have is that they are well-sealed; you can't smell poop when you stand next to them, which is why they can disguise themselves as humans and blend in.
But this creature is quite friendly to dogs. After all, it's a free ice cream machine for dogs. If a dog is constipated, it's like making compressed biscuits for the dog. You could say that this is all the King's role is. It can be simply called a humanoid.
"Old Mo! Old Mo? Hey? Where are you going? Chuanmei is still inside!"
The moment Wang Chu started shouting insults at the front lines and the enemy general came out, Lin Mo turned and left without the slightest hesitation, as if he had made up his mind.
Are you kidding me? I'm trying to avoid her right now, and you want me to go up and fight her hand-to-hand?
Even if it's just one person assaulting a police officer, let alone a group, you'll be eating jail food in peace, eating without making a sound.
Wang Chu is really bold. Did Mazu (the goddess of the sea) agree before you went ahead? And you were defeated several times in a row, taking three hits in one move. Why didn't she kill you, BYD?
In Wang Chu's eyes, the other side was cheating; a woman beating him was like beating a noob!
In Zhao Yun's eyes, the other side was cheating; how could an ordinary person take two kicks and a punch from her and still be able to run away?
Both of them suspected the other of cheating, but neither had any proof.
Well, Director Wang thought that since my brother had arrived, two men should be able to beat one woman, right? After all, if we add the Sichuan girl, that would be 2.5 men, so the advantage would be on my side.
When Zhao Yun heard that the kid who had just run away actually dared to come back and challenge them, and that the enemy not only refused to surrender but also dared to call for reinforcements, she thought he was simply courting death!
But from Lin Mo's perspective, it was a different story. Before seeing Zhao Yun, he thought, "Which coward dares to hit my brother?"
Upon seeing that it was Zhao Yun: "If you hit him, you can't hit me!"
"Stop talking nonsense and let's go. As for Chuanmei, consider him unlucky!" Lin Mo whispered.
Knowing that the person in front of him was a policewoman, what was there to worry about? Either it was a misunderstanding, or the girl from Sichuan had made a mistake. In this situation, he was in more danger than the girl from Sichuan.
"No, Chuanmei is inside. How can we leave him there alone? It's all about brotherhood!" Director Wang said, holding his arm tightly.
Of course, Director Wang didn't think that much about it. He just felt that Lao Mo was too embarrassed to make a move because the other party was a woman. After all, when he got Lin Mo down, he deliberately didn't tell him all the information, for fear that Lin Mo wouldn't believe him.
Wang, a burly man, was beaten by a woman.
But the woman on the other side was incredibly agile; she even had a set of moves when she hit him.
Seeing that he was being held back and unable to move, Lin Mo took a deep breath and said helplessly, "Dude, I've realized you're incredibly lucky. You must be the number one tank in the Chinese server!"
After all, to be able to withstand three moves from Ms. Zhao Yun, a criminal police officer, and even run back to call him for help, it has to be said that Director Wang is quite a character.
You have to understand, the person in front of you, just by hearing their name, and they even spawn in the wild, what's the difference between them and a wild boss?
Upon hearing this, Wang Chu was somewhat puzzled, not understanding what he meant. Just as he was about to speak, the boss behind him spoke first:
"Lin Mo? You know him?"
Director Wang: "Old Mo? You two know each other?"
Lin Mo:
I don't want to know you two at all. Did you even give me a chance?
"This is my college roommate, Wang Bo. The one inside should also be my roommate, named Li Chuan."
Hey, this is my friend, Zhao Yun. You'd better think about what you just said.
Lin Mo introduced the two of them, and when he mentioned Ms. Zhao, he also gave Director Wang, who was standing next to him, a couple of elbow taps.
Upon hearing that the person in front of him was named Zhao Yun, Director Wang was stunned. Was it really such a coincidence?
It's worth noting that Zhao Yun rarely got angry in his life. Even in his later years, he was killed by the old general for calling Han De an "old scoundrel." It's truly remarkable that he can still stand here. Fortunately, Lin Mo knows him, so it seems he's one of their own.
"Huh? So, I took that beating for nothing?" Director Wang said.
Lin Mo: "It's not just you, the person inside probably got hurt for nothing too. Besides, he's a police officer, so it's already a favor that it's not considered assaulting a police officer!"
Director Wang: "What? It's just a note?"
Before he could finish speaking, he received death stares from the two of them.
"What a stunningly beautiful woman! It's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!" Director Wang quickly corrected himself, his smile more like a grimace.
Seeing that things had developed to this point, Lin Mo knew he couldn't leave, so he simply stepped forward and asked, "What happened? I heard that my roommate had a conflict with you, and even got into a fight? I know my roommate; he's a good person. There shouldn't be any misunderstanding, right?"
Although the Sichuan girl's mouth was said to be like it was coated with poison, he was just saying it; his character was still guaranteed. After all, they had lived together for more than three years, and Lin Mo had that much confidence in him.
"Are you sure the one inside is your roommate, and not someone else's simp?" Zhao Yun asked, pointing at Director Wang.
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
Director Wang: ? ? ?
Soon, the three entered the public restroom, where they saw Li Shiya sitting on the floor, holding her phone in front of her chest, looking as aggrieved as Cai Xiubin in a Korean variety show who was splashed with water.
I set up screen mirroring on my phone, and it says in big letters: "I won't say a word until my friends arrive."
"Are you sure she's your roommate?" Zhao Yun asked, pointing at Li Shiya on the ground.
While speaking, she deliberately glanced at Director Wang beside her, her meaning clear: these two were obviously not in a romantic relationship, at least not in terms of appearance. Director Wang's attire didn't suggest he was well-off, and his immediate rush to her aid upon seeing the woman pinned down on the ground was nothing short of a simp eager to please his goddess when she was being bullied.
As a criminal investigator who has seen all sorts of ups and downs, Zhao Yun is used to this kind of thing. She has handled several cases, such as a sycophant seeking revenge for his goddess, or killing the goddess's scumbag boyfriend or husband. So this is nothing compared to a small case like this.
She's even starting to wonder what Lin Mo's relationship with the person in front of her is. If they're having an ambiguous relationship, she'll have to have a serious talk with her Ruyan. Maybe there will be some unexpected surprises.
"Forehead"
Seeing this situation, Lin Mo was also at a loss for words. As for Zhao Yun's look, he naturally understood.
Unexpectedly, just as Director Wang had removed the label of "sycophant," it was put back on him from this strange angle.
"The situation is a bit complicated. Can I ask what happened first?" Lin Mo asked hesitantly.
When the Sichuan girl sitting on the ground saw him arrive, she frantically winked at him as if he were her savior, signaling him to take him away quickly.
Hearing this, Zhao Yun nodded: "It's nothing serious. I just saw a young girl running towards the men's restroom and taking pictures with her phone, so I reminded her."
Instead of acknowledging me, she turned and walked away. You should know what I do, so of course I had to find out. When I went up to pull her away, she turned and ran away.
She looked suspicious, so of course I couldn't let her get away. Just as I grabbed her, this guy next to you appeared and tried to push me. But he was quite chubby. I thought he was an accomplice and wanted to arrest him too, but he was surprisingly tough. He took two kicks and a punch from me and ran away unharmed. I was afraid he would run away too, so I didn't chase after him and decided to find out what was going on first.
As you saw, she held up her phone and wouldn't say a word, saying she was waiting for her friend. I thought it was an accomplice, but it turned out to be you.
After hearing this, Lin Mo felt as if his brain was deprived of oxygen.
Normally, if someone asks you a question, you should just answer it, but instead you turn around and run away. Who else would they chase if not you? You should know that Zhao Yun is a criminal police officer. If someone turns around and runs away in front of a criminal police officer, they should at least stop them and ask them a question first.
"Um, this is definitely a misunderstanding. My roommate is a guy, so he'll definitely go to the men's restroom. If a girl goes to the women's restroom, that's just weird. If you want to arrest him, I won't stop you."
Seeing that there was no other way, Lin Mo told the truth, and then looked at Chuan Mei and said, "And you, don't just sit there, get up. This is my friend, Zhao Yun, who works as a criminal police officer. If you don't explain yourself, I'm not going to take care of you anymore!"
Upon hearing this, Chuanmei quickly stood up, but she was still somewhat skeptical, since Zhao Yun was not wearing a police uniform at the time, but was just an undercover officer.
"You mean she's actually a man?" Zhao Yun asked uncertainly, pointing at Li Shiya who had stood up.
Lin Mo nodded: "Yes, I have evidence."
After saying that, he took out his phone and opened Chuanmei's account. After Zhao Yun finished reading, she still had an incredulous expression on her face, unable to believe her eyes.
She looked so pitiful, but when she realized it was organic food, she immediately stopped eating.
"Hello, this is my ID. Can you show me your ID card?" Zhao Yun took out an ID from her pocket, showed it to the Sichuan girl, and then asked.
Fortunately, the group of college students had a habit of carrying their ID cards with them. Chuanmei quickly pulled out her ID card from her pocket. Zhao Yun glanced at it and then took a deep breath: "Um, I'm really sorry. I apologize to both of you for my behavior just now, but please understand my duty as a police officer. If either of you feels unwell, we can go to the hospital."
Now that she knew it was a misunderstanding, Zhao Yun didn't delay and apologized to both of them. She even worried that Wang Chu might have health problems because she had kicked him twice.
"No need, no need, policewoman, we have problems too, I'm perfectly fine," Director Wang said with a worthless laugh.
But as soon as he spoke, the atmosphere turned cold. Lin Mo could clearly feel Zhao Yun clench her fists, a clear sign that she was about to get angry.
"Ahem, well, you two should hurry up and leave if you're alright. Go back and change your clothes, and wait for my message." Lin Mo winked at Chuan Mei, signaling him to take Director Wang and leave quickly.
Even if he were the real Zhou Cang, he probably wouldn't be able to withstand Zhao Yun's second attack. If Yun gets angry, all three of them might end up here.
Although the Sichuan girl is an abstract character, she is at least quick-witted. When things go wrong, she grabs Director Wang and runs away.
"Hey? Why are you running? The policewoman hasn't said we can go yet!"
As Wang was being led away, he kept muttering to himself that Lin Mo regretted coming out today and should have just let the two of them sit at the police station.
"Ahem, well... well, if there's nothing else, I'll go first."
As Lin Mo spoke, he also wanted to slip away, after all, he didn't want to face an enraged Zhao Yun, fearing that he would become the Night-Shining Jade Lion and be attacked head-on.
But before he could slip away, a hand pressed down hard on his shoulder, and Lin Mo could feel the incredible grip of that hand on his shoulder.
"Sister Zhao, is there anything else?" Lin Mo asked, her heart pounding with fear.
Ms. Zhao snorted coldly and slowly said, "Didn't you just say that you wanted to settle this with me today? Perfect timing, I'm also very angry right now!"
Lin Mo:
Why are you all so angry that you have to come after me? I was just passing by. Do you think I'm a fire extinguisher?
Lin Mo: "It's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, Sister Zhao!"
Zhao Yun: "Misunderstanding? Weren't you going to do me? Let's find a place to try!"
Lin Mo:
(End of this chapter)
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